我珍藏的最有水平的經(jīng)典短信（The most classic text messages I have treasured）

1、我珍藏的最有水平的經(jīng)典短信（The most classic text messages I have treasured）The most valuable text Ive ever hadThe stars are not the most shining, go fish is always the most lovely, missed film is always the best one, lost lover always love the most, while watching mobile phone friends always I cherish most!The o

2、ccasional busy, does not mean forgotten; the arrival of spring, I hope you feel comfortable; have fallen greetings, this time together compensation; all care, condensed this message, whenever, happy heart!I like the simple hope in life, like stability and slow growth, like the color after rinse, lik

3、e the songs that do not sing, and prefer to read the text of this person as a lifelong friend!Send you a land of idyllic beauty is free to see, inside a lavender, long wisdom tree, open the stars, the node is happy, flow is to water, a comfortable frame bridge, bring you happy every day!I walked aro

4、und one thousand people, I can clearly hear your footsteps, because the nine hundred and ninety-nine people on earth, and you can follow my heart, they are my passer-by, and you are my friend for life.First go, bye. All day long, eager to gain love. Take great pains to think of the mind. Dont you un

5、derstand my heart?!Your eyes blink, I die, your eyes blink, I live, your eyes blink and blink, and I die again!When I bumped into you, I was at a loss what to do. You can not avoid my eyes full of silently conveyed tenderness. I know your heart. I ran as hard as I could, but you held fast. I cried,

6、whose dog is out of control?Do you know? Ive always been in love with you. I miss your face, your lips, your tongue, your ears, but Im too poor to show my heart. Now I have money, I can say loudly, boss, cut me half of that pigs head.Honey, you know what? Youve been wasting away lately! I see it in

7、my eyes. It hurts in my heart. Its going to be new years day, but your body is worried. Who doesnt want to let his pig kill more than a few pounds?!I wrote your name in the sky, but I was taken away by the wind. I wrote your name on the beach, but it was taken away by the waves. I wrote your name on

8、 the street, but I was taken away by the policeSend you a piece of cake: the first layer, considerate! Second layers of care! Third layers, romantic! Fourth layers, warm! Interlayer, sweet! May you have a good mood every day!The stars are not the most shining, go fish is always the most lovely, miss

9、ed film is always the best one, lost lover always love the most, while watching mobile phone friends always I cherish most!What is pride? Cow. What is modesty? Pretend to be. What is diligence and frugality, Bai Bai. What is wisdom? Blow it. What is a friend? You Bai. Who is the most lovely? I chant

10、. What is happiness? Send text messages to harass you!Miss you is often the case, read you every day, dream you are every night, love you is a lifetime thing, and lie to you, lie to you is just the thing.Business needs no earth shaking, but there is success; friendship needs no sweet talk; thinking

11、is OK; money needs no need; it needs nothing; the body needs no hundred years of age; health is OK; friends dont need much; they have youLife is a miracle, fate is an accident, happiness is a kind of expectation, happiness is a state of mind, love is a kind of helpless, to meet you, this intimate fr

12、iend is Gods love for me!Life is the most happy New Year (once a year) than the new year happy marriage (a lifetime) than happy marriage is (a) than the lottery lottery is happy to know you (singularly good)A little sincerity is better than gold, a greeting sent you my sweet, though or sparse or den

13、se, but the message so that we may Unicom, a message can spread my sincere blessing: auspicious peace - - - best happiness!Dont be too busy, indifferent, gentle, do not drown for too much pursuit; work is not the whole of life; infinite scenery is in the heart; stop your hasty footsteps, forget not

14、to live, enjoy the Glorious Blessing of lifeIt is a melodious song. A cup of mellow wine, is the only fly along South Yan. Friend is the root of old vines, in the quiet time. Always think of you. My friend, I wish you happy every day, happy foreverWish you 365 days a year, happy every day, happy hou

15、r 8760 hours, 5256000 minutes, wonderful, 31536000 seconds, seconds, seconds happiness.If one day you feel tired, just turn around, my blessing on your side, no matter how far, no matter how many years, this little blessing for LAN-STAR, flash in the dawn, flash in the sunset, until forever.What is

16、happiness? Happiness = a house + two people + three points, lights + four points, romantic + five points, expect + six points, care + seven points, tolerance + eight points, love + nine points Treasure + very true feelings, infinite tenderness, I hope you have as soon as possibleAnother beautiful da

17、y, if no one cares about it, is also a kind of regret. Maybe blessing is only a form, but it brings warmth to the mind, so we all care about each other and give the same tone as the same day. I hope you can be happy!The best drink may not be the most expensive one, because the wine you buy cannot bu

18、y the mood. The best friend may not be the one who gets the most contact, but the one who remembers you on a special day!When youre in a bad mood, you can look at yourself in the mirror and say, Im beautiful, Im really beautiful, so youll feel better, but dont do it often, because its bad to lie oft

19、enThat day I gazed at your sexy body, writhing in natures garb in front of me, gently touch your skin, I cant resist your temptation: boss, Ill take this fish!You are happy because I am happy, I am happy, because you are happy, I am worried, because you are thin, I am thin, because you are ill, I sm

20、iled, because you are strong, and I have money, because you sold. Pig!That night I hold you, in your ears you wear it, you cant say a feeling is enough, it is safe, okay. Can the police grabbed do not wear a helmetWhen you leave me in silence, I am very painful, I do not know what to do, watching yo

21、ur back away, I hate myself, its all my fault. Get up early and catch the busYou know what? I miss you every day, reading you every night. When you want to eat, sleep, think, work, want to say to you. Hurry up and pay backI really love you, do not want to leave you, heartache, you let me set so deep

22、. If you really dont want to make me sad, please hurry up. equity marketWhen I saw you for the first time, I said to myself, you are my goal in this life. I will pursue you and hug you. I want to say: I love you. RMBLife is getting worse without you. I hate the damned third who rob you. Do you have

23、any new feelings with him? Want you back to me - WalletDont ask me why I cry, my tears flow for you, and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man, why does he take you away from me?. Dead thiefIve always been there for you, and Im worried about you. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it

24、 be cold at night? I have always know that you are not to take care of themselves, whenever I walk away, you will jump out from the pigsty.You flashed, make my blood boil, full of excitement., look at your back, really want to keep you, I told myself, cant let you go, never. Stop thief!In the boundl

25、ess sea, to your heart, you do not care about the expression, but let me pain, your indifference let me dare not express their minds, but I want you to know that now I inextricably bogged down in. Youre stepping on my foot!Ive been wanting to say three words to you these days, but Im afraid I cant e

26、ven do it with my ordinary friends. But I cant help it. I still want to say: lend me some money!It is said that the earliest love poem is written in this way: you come from Yunnan, Yuanmou, I come from Beijing, Zhoukou, holding your little hairy hands, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!Every

27、 girl is for the love of the angel wings, they come to the world, youll never get to heaven, so the man must cherish. Im an angel really! Only when I came down to earth did I lose my face first, I couldnt go back to heaven because of my weight. Well, I still have an angels heart, kind, kind.=If your

28、e free tomorrow, take a rope with me and go for a walk in the suburbs, will you? I wont do anything to you. I just want to enjoy the relaxing feeling of grazing in Mongolia. You wont learn to call a cow. I have a whip!Embelic than you slim, bamboo as you are plump, short as you are tall, donkey less

29、 than your wisdom, the snail as you run faster, you perfect.You are tea, and you have to have it. You are a teapot. You have to burn it naturally. You are a melon seed and you have to fry it naturally. You are a popcorn burst sooner or later.Because you have the dinosaurs into beauty; because of you

30、, idiot to doctor; because of you, Quasimodo became a handsome man; MM does not love you, she is not a blessing.Sky blue, sea deep. Now try your heart. Fill in the following sentences and send them back. Im not a puppy. I dont want to be obedient.!You have changed, become so strange, is no longer th

31、e memory of the familiar you! Looking at your strange face, my heart is broken! How can you turn from a lovely tadpole into a toad?I heard you got married recently,The bride and you are well matched, plump and white skin, so you are said to be a pair of pigs.Someone engraved on the desk: every day y

32、ou want to drop a drop of tears, the sea is like this. someone replied: every time you want to, put a fart, the ozone layer is so formed.Day in and day out monotonous busy life, people sometimes forget their existence, then you only need to take a hammer on the thumb gently hit, can be an easy job t

33、o do to find yourself.Some people say you look like Eric Tsang, and like Tony Leung, both like Andy Lau and Anthony Wong, so people agree that you have a long way to go Doomed eternally！Teacher: tall，stately and handsome. Student: a tall，stately and handsome man has just sent a text message. Teacher

34、: then silly sentences. Student: a silly pig just received this message.As Venus will brush against the earth tomorrow morning, the gold on Venus will spill to the earth, and the earth will have a golden shower. Please prepare your big bag, sleep in the evening, and wait for the rain to come.A cat c

35、hicken duck goose and Magic Horse, what the animal food? The answer is not you, so the pig can be ruled out. The correct answer is chicken! Because of the hunger no choice.That pig fat, lazy pig pig said, say stupid, why do people always take things to the pig to admit fault? Youre furious: dont insult me, there is a kind of dont eat pig.I just stepped out of the house and stepped on you in the morning. Now I apologize to you. I didnt mean to do it. Besides, what I want to say is: I rely on, whose dog does th