簡潔英語笑話故事帶翻譯 最搞笑的簡潔英語笑話

1、簡潔英語笑話故事帶翻譯 最搞笑的簡潔英語笑話 英語笑話除了可以讓我們開懷大笑以外，我們還可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、.關(guān)系和心理特征等等。共享簡潔英語笑話故事帶翻譯，盼望可以關(guān)心大家! 簡潔英語笑話故事帶翻譯：your coat is on fire the master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very impo

2、rtant. the next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. suddenly the whole class shouted: ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. your coat is on fire, sir! 您的外套著火了 老師為了讓同學(xué)記住先思索后發(fā)言，告知他們?cè)谡f出重要事情之前先數(shù)到50，假如是特殊重要的事情，要先數(shù)到100。 其次天，當(dāng)老師背靠著火爐講課時(shí)，發(fā)覺好幾

3、個(gè)同學(xué)的嘴唇在很快地不停地動(dòng)。突然，全班同學(xué)一起叫道："九十八，九十九，一百。老師，您的外套著火了!' 簡潔英語笑話故事帶翻譯：coincidence a woman was singing. one of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. what a terrible voice! he said. do you know who she is? yes, was the answer. she is my wife. oh, i beg your pardon. the m

4、an said, of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. i wonder who wrote that awful song. i did. was the answer. 巧合 一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉(zhuǎn)身對(duì)他旁邊的男士批判道： "多難聽的嗓音!'他說，"你知道她是誰嗎?' "知道，'男士回答，"她是我太太。' "噢，請(qǐng)你諒解。'客人說，"當(dāng)然，她的嗓音并不壞，但那歌實(shí)在太差了。我想知道那是誰寫的歌。' &

5、quot;是我。'男士回答道。 簡潔英語笑話故事帶翻譯：an ugly woman mike: my aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. mary: why was that? mike: she wasnt wearing one. 丑女 麥克：一次舞會(huì)上，當(dāng)大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時(shí)，她特別尷尬。 瑪麗：為什么會(huì)那樣呢? 麥克：她根本就沒有帶面具。 簡潔英語笑話故事帶翻譯：hens legs son: why are hens legs so short?

6、dad: youre a fool. if the hens legs were too long, wouldnt they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 母雞的腿 兒子：為什么母雞的腿這么短呢? 父親：你真笨。假如母雞的腿太長，它們下蛋的時(shí)候，雞蛋豈不都摔碎了? 簡潔英語笑話故事帶翻譯：a question professor: before we begin the examination are there any question? student: whats the name of this course? 一個(gè)問題 教授：在開頭考試之前，還有什么問題嗎? 同學(xué)：考試科目的名稱是什么? 看了