其實(shí)這是我自己篇的搞笑版本的自我介紹

1、A funny introduction Name: 林嫦虹 Maureen Lin School Number: 10-92200068 Class: UE1B Nickname: Modogg Picture: Me and my boyfriend Date: 2004 03 29 A funny introduction My name is Maureen. Im 19 years old, but people tell me I dont look a day over 18. Im from Chia-yi, the city that means well. Some peo

2、ple tell me I have a good ass, but I think I have a great ass! I have 2 eyes, a nose, a mouth, and 2 ears. I weigh 60 kg, but Im trying to get back to my original weight, 3 kg. I like to be in pictures, especially red light cameras. When I was a kid I used to eat paint chips. I was also abused by my

3、 brother, but never sexually. A funny introduction My hobbies include dancing, playing football, hanging out with my friends, drinking, and not doing my homework. If I ever grow up, I would like to be a flight attendant. One day I would like to have my own school. If that doesnt work out, maybe Ill

4、join the circus. Quote: If you never try, youll never fail“ I like to travel, but I havent been to any countries so far. I would like to travel around the world once I marry to a rich guy. I like learning languages. I can speak Chinese, Taiwanese and English. A funny introduction 其實(shí)這是我自己篇的搞笑版本的自我介紹, 所以我認(rèn)為這其實(shí)也是一個(gè)有趣的故事, 所以希望老師能接受. 內(nèi)容有些真, 有些是假的, 我認(rèn)為