英語話劇之泰坦尼克號Titanic后現(xiàn)代搞笑版

1、旁白：It ' a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to- be.（邊說邊介紹，三人坐在課桌上）Oscar: Oh, honey Are you OK?（邊說邊將手搭上 Rose肩）Jack: She is my girl.（打開 Oscar 的手）Oscar: You are so cold.（脫下

2、報(bào)紙披在 R 身上面向觀眾）what you wear, what you are.Jack: What are you doi ng!（扔掉校服，脫下自己的羽絨服抖了抖，面向觀眾）BoSide ng（波斯登），warm and comfortable, it ' my choice.（將羽絨服披在 Rose身上）Rose:（向 Jack）I love you.（向觀眾）But I love BoSideng more.Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu

3、（我的地盤我做主）.Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our we dding.Rose: But nowJack: Don' bay any more! Take your knife out!（從口袋里掏出鉛筆，緊握手中）Oscar: Ok. Let ' go fight in g!（同樣掏出鉛筆緊握手中）Jack & Oscar: Fighting!（用鉛筆互戳）-小蜜蜂Rose: No, no, no! Please stop!（拉二人）（J

4、& O 不小心將 Rose推下桌子落水）Rose: Help, help! （Jack & Oscar將拉上 Rose桌子）Oscar: Honey, how are you?Rose:（向觀眾）PiaoRou （飄柔），just so confident （甩頭發(fā)）（Rose不小心推 Oscar, Oscar落水）Oscar： Help, help!Rose: Oh, no!（向 Oscar伸手）（Jack抓過 Rose的手，對視）Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花 You are my life, you are my honeyRose: Butwhat about

5、 Oscar?Jack: Don' pay attention to him.Rose: OK. Darling I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice旁白： At this time, Oscar has been far awayJack and Rose are still floating in theocean. It ' colder and colder.Jack: Do you feel cold?Rose: Yes. You see we are so Ion ely.Jack: Don' tworry

6、. I have this!（從口袋里掏出打火機(jī)， 并向觀眾展示）This is a magicDaHuoji （打火機(jī)）.（Jack按下打火機(jī)）（Superwoman上，胸前貼一張紙，上書 S）Superwoman:（向觀眾）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Super man is my brother. I ' nwilling to help others.Rose: Would you please help us get away from here? （Superwoman無視，面向 Jack）Superw

7、oman: Oh, pretty boy Come here, I will save you.Jack: Take my girl together.Superwoman: No way! （Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火機(jī)）（Indian Princess上，向觀眾合掌問候）Princess: I am a princess from India.Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away

8、. Come on.（從口袋里掏出圍巾）（Jack & Rose嘗試伸出腳，Princess上下晃動圍巾）Princess: Oh, no, it ' boken! My blanket!（邊說邊后退，漸遠(yuǎn)）（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次還沒按，Harry Potter上，提著掃帚）Harry: Yi? Where am I?（向觀眾）My name is Harry Potter. I ' nfrom Hogwarts （霍格 沃茨）.I lose my way.Rose: Would you please help us get away fr

9、om here?Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（聳肩）Jack:（憤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once!（指向前方）（Harry Potter下）旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can' s upport us for a

10、long time. You must live, so I will jump in to the sea.Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.Jack: Then let the God decide it （二人低頭虔誠祈禱狀）Rose: God will bless us. （Jack和Rose同時從身后伸出手來，包剪錘）Jack & Rose: One two three! （Jack 出錘子，Rose出包子）Jack: I lose. You see, it ' Gocf schoice. （Rose連連搖頭）Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!Jack: I w