三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿

第第頁三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿

worlde*poisagreatinfluenceandalonghistoryofinternationalactivities,isthelargestgatheringofhumanbeings.peoplefromaroundtheworldgatheredinoneplacedisplaytheirproductsandskills,boastoftheirhometownandmotherland.e*posettheculminationofhumancivilization,whichhasauniqueappeal,makeyoufeelsurging.

worlde*poisaplatform,wearethemasters.sheputupaplatformforustolettheworldknowus;shebuiltabridgeforus,sowebettercommunicatewiththeworld.thisplatformmayletusdisplayselfwantonly.wearethemastershere,wehavetolandlord,letgueste*perienceenthusiasmandhappiness.

everyonetocontributeforthee*po,wearenoe*ception,asalivingpieceoffertilelandinpudong'steachers,hevisionofabettertomorrow

,wehavetodofortheworlde*powillownawonderfulability,wehavethroughourhands,warmheartandsinceritytopracticalactiontoachievethecommitmentofshanghaitotheworld.weshouldeducatethemanystudents:donotthrowgarbageanywhere,nospitting,nojaywalking......,hello,thankyoufrequentlymention,cateourstudentstoe*citing**,willingtoshanghai'sfuturebycopiesofpower,ifonlyplantedasmalltree,participantsintheshanghaiworlde*poforeignguestsfeel:thisisaforestcity,pollution-freecity,ancientandcivilizedcity.bettercity,betterlife!untilthetimeofthe**e*po,then,wewanttobecomeagloriousvolunteers,tochangingourforeignfriendsinshanghaiandchina'slonghistory,a

boutoureducationfortheworlde*powillcontributetheirefforts.

wee*pectthemajorityofteacherswillbegreatenthusiasmfortheworlde*pointopracticalactiontomeettheworlde*po,thee*powillbeatotalgrowth,andthecityofdevelopment,thedevelopmentofshanghaidevotetheireffortstoadvancehandinhandwithshanghai.

三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文3三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文4

goodmorning,dearteacherandmyfriends.

it’saveryintrestingtopictoday.

ithinkmydadwasaheroformewheniwasayoungchild.we'dgofishing,walks,andotherfunthingsforakid.

everychildhasagoodandgreatfather,andsodoi.mydadplayedaveryimportantroleinmydailylife`````e*actlyspeaking,inmypast16years.

myfatheralwaysstandsinthecenterofmylife，frompasttillnowandpossiblyinthefuture.

myfamilywasratherpoorwheniwasinmychildhood.wedidn'thaveourownhouseandhadtoliveinashabby，smallroomrentedfrommyfather'sfactory.theroomwassosmallthattherewaslittlespaceforpeopletowalk.ididn'thavemyownbedandhadtosleepwithmyparents.thisisterriblebothformyparentsandme.

butfathermadethisalldifferent!heworksveryhardonhisownbusiness,nowwehaveourown2housese,surly,ihavemyownroom.andhetakeourfamilysomuchhappiness,richerandricher.

wheniwaslittle,idideverythingwithmydad.youcouldalwaysfindmesittingonhiskneeorwalkinganddoingeverythingwithhim.everynighthewouldreadmeabedtimestoryandmakethevoicesofeachcharacter.

ilearntalotfrommydaddy.ilearnttonevertakethingstoseriouslyandtoalwayssmile.

likemanyotherfathers,mydadandialsohasgenerationgap.heisnotgoodatorevencan’tworkthecomputer.sowhenisittingatthecomputerdesk,hewillsaysomethinglike‘youshouldpaymoreattentiontoyourstudy’,‘don’twastetimeonthecomputergames’,‘itwillbebadforyoureyes’andsoon.howcani-acomputerfan–reducetimeoncomputer?soicontinuestudyingandplayingonit

yearspasted,myfatherisover45now.itistimeformetolookafterhimandiamsureiwilldoandwewillliveanevenbetterlife.andiwillsay,ireallyloveyoudad,causeyouaretheheroinmymind.

thankyousomuch!

三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文5

onceuponatime,aweenieantwaswalkingonhisway.ashewaswalking,suddenlyhefeltthegroundshakingterribly.helookedaroundwithhisparanoideyesandsawanelephantwalkingrightbehindhim.quickly,thelittleantcoveredhimselfwithdirt,butonelegwasunfortunatelyleftout.asparrowsaweverything,sosheflewdownwiththepurposeofteasingtheant:“hey,chicken!watchoutyourleg,it’sout!”theantfeltembarrassedatfirstbutthencalmlyresponded:“shi…iamgoingtotripthatelephant.”

rightnow,i’mstandingonthisglamorousstage.buteverythinghereremindsmeofisanotsofunmemory.aroundthistimelastyeariwasinnanjingcompetinginanotherspeechcontest.thatwasthefirsttimeformetobeinsuchalargeevent.ofcoursethepressureiwasunderwasimmensetoo.afterasleeplessandstressfulnight,iwentontothatstagewithoutthefeelinginmylegs.thatspeechturnedouttobehorrible.idon’trememberhowigetdownfromthere,butidorememberafterwardsijustwantedtofindaholetohideinjustliketheantinthestory.backatmyschool,ittookalongtimeformetorecover.thankstoallthehelpigotfrommyspecialfriends.myconfidencewasrestored.afterroundsofgivingspeechesandansweringtoughquestions,iamheretoday.fromallthati’vebeenthroughi’velearnedthatagoodfutureisbasedonaforgottenpast,ifiwantmylifetogoonwellihavetoletgoofmypastfailure.sotoday,withoutfear,iamtrippingmyelephantagain.

三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文6

loveyourmother

whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhismom?

"becausei'mawoman,"shetoldhim.

"idon'tunderstand,"hesaid.

hismomjusthuggedhimandsaid,

"andyouneverwill,butthat'so.k."

laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather,

"whydoesmomseemtocryfornoreason?".

"allwomencryfornoreason,"wasallhisdadcouldsay

thelittleboygrewupandbecameaman,

stillwonderingwhywomencry.

finallyheputinacalltogodandwhengodgotbacktohim,heasked"god,whydowomencrysoeasily?"

godanswered

"whenimadewoman,

idecidedshehadtobespecial.

imadehershoulders

strongenoughtocarry

theweightoftheworld,yet,

madeherarmsgentleenoughtogivecomfort...

igavehertheinnerstrength

toendurechildbirth

andtherejection

thatmanytimeswillcome

evenfrom