家有喜旺半路奶爸中英文字幕第一季第一集下學(xué)英語必備

喂，那是我們店的手推車吧？Hey,isthatoneofourcarts?不，這是我家的。Oh.No,Iit’smyfamily’scart.我三歲的時候它就在我家院子里了。Uh,it’sbeenourbackyardsinceIwasthree.得了吧，把它還回來。Yeah,right,comeon,justgiveitback.我沒騙你，好嗎，真是我家的I’mnotlying,allright?It'sours.天氣好的時候，我們就把它架在火上當(dāng)燒烤架。Uh,whenit'sniceout,weputitoverafireanduseitasagrill.看到?jīng)]See?Look.上面還有奶酪呢。There'salittlecheeseleft.怎么還有個孩子在里面？Whyisthereababyinthere?我還沒買到專用的嬰兒推車。Idon’thavearegularbabypusherthingyet.我們正要去典當(dāng)行。So,we’reheadedtothepawnshoprightnow.先生，這是誰的孩子？Sir…whosebabyisthat?我的，她叫碧昂絲公主，但我打算改個名字。Mine.Uh,hernameisPrincessBeyonce,butI'mthinkingofchangingthat.看，我還沒來得及買奶瓶。See,Idon’thaveabottleyet.我?guī)讉€小時前才有了她。Ijustgotherafewhoursago.塞布麗娜！Sabrina!你死哪兒去了？Whatthedogdoo?休息夠了，快進(jìn)來！Break'sover!Ineedyou!有人又把貨架上所有的湯罐都放反了。Somebodytookallthesoupcansofftheshelfandput'embackupsidedownagain!誰能干出這種事?。縒howouldputallthesoupcansupsidedown?我。Oh,me.-為啥?。?不知道，我在雜貨店工作。-Why?-1don’tknow,Iworkatagrocerytory--一時無聊。Igetbored.塞布麗娜！Sabrina!好吧，你Okay,just..你保證這真是你的孩子嗎？Promisemethatthat’syourbaby.我保證Oh,Ipromise.淡定，奶奶Justcalmdown.MawMaw.沒你想得那么糟。It’snotasbadasyouthink.咋回事What’sgoingon?她清醒了。She'slucid.整整五分鐘了。It'sbeenalmostfiveminutes.媽呀，真長Whoa,thatislongone.所以，你是想說我讓你們所有人在我家白吃白住？So,you’retellingmethatIjustleftallyouliveinmyhousefree?難以置信。Unbelievable.吉米的電話。It'sJimmy.喂。Hello.你他媽又是誰？Whothehellareyou?我是邁克?吉米的表兄。I’mMike,Jimmy'scousin.因為某次離婚，咱倆就扯上親戚關(guān)系了。YouandIarerelatedbydivorceorsomething.我住在你洗衣房的帳篷里。Iliveinatentinyourlaundryroom.不，你別想繼續(xù)住了No,notanymoreyoudon't.你們都給我收拾行李，卷鋪蓋走人，找別的奶嘴去吸吧。Youguys,packupallyourgypsycircusandfindanotherteattosuckon.你開什么玩笑？You'rekiddingme.他在典當(dāng)行把購物車弄丟了。Theshoppingcartgotstolenwhenhewasinthepawnshop.不是吧。Oh,man!我還打算這周烤漢堡的。Iwasgonnagrillburgersthisweekend.這孩子把家里搞得一團(tuán)糟.Thisbaby’smessingupeverything.我現(xiàn)在走不開。Well,Ican’tjustleave.我們這兒也有麻煩。We’vegotasituationhere.你曾奶奶的Yourgreat-grandmother's^是威爾弗雷德打來的嗎？IsthatWilfred?讓他回家的時候去一趟肉店，格林斯汀一家晚上要來吃飯，冰柜里只有豬排了。Tellhimtostopbythebutchershoponthewayhome,becausetheGreensteensarecomingoverfordinnertonightandallI'vegotintheiceboxisporkchops.沒事了，麻煩解決了。Nevermind.We'regood.我就知道我早晚會被連累。IknewIwasgonnagetsnookeredintothis.我沒空帶孩子，吉米。Idonothavetimeforababyinmylife,Jimmy.只此一次，下不為例。It’sonetime.Iwon’tbotheryouagain.現(xiàn)在我買了嬰兒椅，帶她坐車安全多了。NowthatIhavethecarseat,it’ssafetohaveherinmyvan.你的貨車沒有后座。Yourvandoesn’thaveabackseat.你把嬰兒椅系在哪?。縒hereareyougonnastrapitin?系在哪是啥意思？Whatdoyoumean,strapitin?她沒事，她沒事。She'sfine.She’sfine.完全沒事。She'stotallyfine.真不敢相信你居然沒把椅子系上。Can’tbelieveyoudidn’tstrapitin.我以為只要把孩子系在椅子上，沒想到把椅子系到車上。Ijustthoughtyouhadtostrapthebabytotheseat,nottheseattothecar.我不知道這椅子怎么用。Look,Idon’tknowhowthisstuffworks.重力作用總該知道吧。Youknowhowgravityworks,dontyou?別自作聰明。Don’ttryandactsosmart.你知道要把椅子系在車上，只是因為你帶過孩子。Theonlyreasonyouknewtostrapitinis’causeyoualreadyhadababy.才不是。That'snottrue.你小的時候，我們還沒有這種安全設(shè)施。Wedidn'thavethosekindofsafetythings,whenyouwereababy.騙誰啊你。Whatareyoutalkingabout?這種座椅二十年前就發(fā)明出來了。Theyhadcarseats20yearsago.我沒說，沒發(fā)明出來。Ididn’tsay,theydidn’thavethem.我是說，我們沒用過。Isaid,wedidn’thavethem.二十年前Twentyyearsago維吉尼亞，松鼠Mm.Virginia,squirrel.吉米，小心別掉進(jìn)洞里。Jimmy,becarefulyoudon'tfallinthehole.我真不敢相信我居然還活著。Ican’tbelieveI’mstillalive.你活著，你要是想要這孩子也活著，就得聽我的，把他送去消防局。Well,youare.Ifyouwantthatbabytostayalive,you'lllistentomeandtakeittothefirestation.我不會丟下我的孩子。I’mnotsafedroppingmybaby.你根本不知道自己在做什么。Youdon’tknowwhatyou’redoing.我在學(xué)，而且我學(xué)的越多，越認(rèn)識到你以前的錯誤，還有I’mlearning,andthemoreIread,themoreIrealizeallthestuffyoudidwrong.E.I.你不能在嬰兒面前抽煙。You’renotsupposedtosmokeinfrontofbabies.只有懷孕的時候才不能，蠢貨。That’sonlywhenyou’repregnant,stupid.反正我不信這套。Anyway,Idon'tbelievethat.我在你面前抽煙，你還不是好好的。Ismokedwithyou,andyou’refine.好，我有17年的哮喘病。Fine?Ihadasthmathefirst17yearsofmylife.有7顆恒牙到現(xiàn)在都沒長出來I’vegotsevenpermanentteeththatstillhaven’tcomein.還對水果過敏。AndI’mallergictofruit.水果。Fruit.走你的唄，我們散步回家。Fine.We’llwalkhome.書上說新鮮空氣對嬰兒有益。Booksaidfreshairisgreatforher.是你啊。Oh,hey,it’syou.怪人。Weirdguy.安全椅不錯。Nicecarseat.謝謝。Oh,yeah,thanks.這是二手的。It’sausedone.看得出來。Icanseethat.以前誰用的，小耶穌嗎？Whousedit,BabyJesus?沒錯，這是老式的了Yeah,Itsanearliermodel.聽著，我對這種食品有點疑問。Listen,uh,Ihaveaquestionaboutthisfood.可能是個很蠢的問題，但我覺得應(yīng)該問問Uh,itmightbeastupidquestion,butIfeelIshouldask.說吧，沒啥蠢不蠢。I’msureit'snotstupid.好，我看書上寫應(yīng)該為她吃蔬菜，我也想這么做，但我找到的蔬菜罐頭，上面貼的不是黑人小孩，就是亞洲小孩，我不知道這圖片是隨機貼的，還是這種豆角是專為亞洲小孩設(shè)計的白人小孩不能吃？Okay.Well,um,thebookIhavesays,Ishouldfeedhervegetables,andIwanttodothat,buttheonlyvegetablejarsIfoundhavepicturesofeitherblackbabiesorAsianbabiesonthem,andIdon’tknowifthepicturesarerandom,youknow,orifthereisareasonAsianbabiesinsteadofwhiteonesshouldeattheseparticularstringbeans.問得好。Thatisareallygoodquestion.罐頭上小孩的膚色并不重要。Thecolorofthebabiesonthejarsdoesn’tmatter.重要的是任何帶有男孩圖片的東西你都不能喂她吃，否則她會長個小弟弟出來However,it’sreallyimportantthatyoudonotfeedheranythingwithapictureofaboyonitorelseshewillgrowapenis.還有胡子。Andamustache.我說吧，這是個很蠢的問題。Isaid,itmightbeastupidquestion.是，你說了，我只是真沒料到你會這么問.Yeah,youdid.Ijustwasn'treallypreparedforthat.商品涂鴉者又來了。Well,theproducedoodlerisback.你的孩子發(fā)臭了。Yourbabystinks.好吧，我來給他換尿片。Allright,I'llchangeher.我知道躲不過這一關(guān)的。KnewI'dhavetodothissoonerorlater.沒啥大不了的。Nobigdeal.贏了。Gin.把牌拿起來，奶奶。Pickupyourcards,MawMaw.我們玩的是瘋狂八點。We'replayingCrazyEights.好吧。Okay.貌似我們只需要拉旁邊的膠帶。Lookslikewe'lljustusethisstickytapeonthesides.不是很難嘛。Shouldn'tbetoohard.我需要衛(wèi)生紙。Ineedpapertowels!衛(wèi)生紙，衛(wèi)生紙，衛(wèi)生紙Ineedpapertowels!Ineedpapertowels!啥情況？Whathappened?我吐在孩子身上了。Ithrewuponthebaby.你開什么玩笑？Youhavegottobekiddingme.究竟……Howintheworld...?都弄干凈了。Allclean.她也很喜歡洗澡。Andshereallylikedthebath,too.我想每周都得洗一次。Ithinkthat’sgonnabeaweeklything.監(jiān)獄里都是七點半熄燈。Andsincelightsoutattheprisonwas7：30。我想現(xiàn)在爺爺奶奶改給碧昂絲公主一個晚安吻了。Ithinkit‘stimeforGrandmaandGrandpatocomegivePrincessBeyonceakissgoodnight.好吧，那Okay,then.我五分鐘后回來。I’llbebackinfiveminutes.下一把讓我來。Dealmeinnexthand.吉米，都六個小時了。Jimmy,ithasbeensixhours.大家都要睡覺呢。Peoplearetryingtosleep.你必須馬上讓她閉嘴。You’vegottogetthatbabytoshutupnow!已經(jīng)六個小時了，拜托，媽Already?Please,mom.我再逗她五分鐘。Letmeplaywithherforfivemoreminutes.拜托Please?!吉米Jimmy?要我提醒你明天我們都得上班嗎？DoIneedtoremindyouthatwebothhavetoworktomorrow?也許你能在清理樹葉的時候夢游一會，但我得保持清醒。Maybeyoucansleepwalkyourwaythroughskimmingleaves,butIgottobefresh.我要保證酸堿平衡。I'vegotPHstobalance.這是科學(xué)。That'sscience.快讓她睡覺。Getittosleep.我在盡力，爸I’mdoingthebestIcan,Dad.吉米，你錯過了一個精彩的派對。Mmm.Jimmy,youmissedahellofaparty.好吧，我服了Okay,Idon’tknowwhatyouwant.帶你散步，你哭。Wewalked,youcried.帶你蹦跳，你哭。給你吃，你哭。給你喝，你還是哭。Werocked,youcried.Weate,youcried.Wedrank,youcried.也許你就是想哭，對不對。Maybeyoujustwanttocry,isthatit?要不要我踉你一起哭？Wouldyoulikemetocrywithyou?我很想哭。CauseIfeellikecrying.你們干嘛？Hey,what-whatareyoudoing？我能搞定。Igotthis.這招對你很奏效。Thisusedtoworkwithyou.把燈關(guān)了。Dimthelights.她睡著了。She’sasleep.謝謝。Thanks.承不承認(rèn)你還沒準(zhǔn)備好養(yǎng)孩子。Areyoureadytoadmityou’renotcutoutforthis.這只是第一天。Itwasthefirstday.我不會養(yǎng)了一天就把她送去消防站。I'mnotdroppingheratthefirstationafteroneday.而且你為啥這么肯定別人會比我做的好。Andwhatmakesyousosuresomeoneelsecandobetterthanmeanyway?吉米，你差點把她弄死，我們還吐在她身上了。Jimmy,youalmostkilledit,andweboththrewuponit.沒有你們我做不到。Ican’tdothiswithoutyouguys.不是我們不想幫你，吉米。It’snotthatwedon’twanttohelpyou,Jimmy.是幫不了。Wecan’t.我們都不知道我們在做什么。Wedon’tknowwhatwe’redoing,either.看起來很明顯，你們知道怎么哄她睡覺。Well,itsurelookedlikeyouknewwhatyouweredoinginthere.我們就唱了首歌。Wesangasong.誰都能唱歌。Anybodycansingasong.查爾斯?曼森【殺人狂】也能唱歌。CharlesMansoncansingasong.他唱的還真他媽好。He’sactuallyprettydarngood.邁克有他的唱片。Mikehashisalbum.他的確不錯，但那不代表，你能找到他幫你撫養(yǎng)孩子。Heisgood,butthatdoesn’tmeanyouwanthimhelpingyouraiseyourchild.吉米，你干嘛對這孩子這么執(zhí)著。Jimmy,whatisitwithyouandthisbaby?你是擔(dān)心把她送走會遭受異樣的眼光嗎？Areyouafraidpeoplearegoingtolookatyoudifferentlyifyougiveitaway?沒有人會戴有色眼鏡看你的Noone’sgonnalookatyoudifferently.問題就在這，媽媽That'stheproblem,Mom.我希望人們對我另眼相看。Iwantpeopletolookatmedifferently.我不想再讓別人把我看成個沒目標(biāo)的人。Allright,I'msickofpeoplelookingatmelikeIdon'thaveapurpose.我希望別人看我，就像那孩子看我一樣。Iwantpeopletolookatmethewaythatbabylooksatme.希望他們覺得我是與眾不同的人。LikeI'msomeonespecial.這是個讓我做好事的機會。Thisisachanceformetodosomethinggood.也是讓我們所有人做點