Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第四季第二集完整中英文對(duì)照劇本

欲望城市（性♥爰♥專家凱莉布雷蕭并且勇于發(fā)問）“真我的風(fēng)采”十點(diǎn)過后我盛裝打扮前往“八點(diǎn)半''酒吧Alittlepast10:00,1wasdressedtotheninesatBrasserie81?2.就在“當(dāng)下大家都在〃酒吧轉(zhuǎn)角Locatedonthecornerofurightnow"andueveryonewasthere/'是個(gè)欣賞和被欣賞的好地方itwastheplacetoseeandbeseen.你看那一個(gè)Oh,lookatthatone.萬?，斃騺哋h,wow.-Mary,hailacab!你看他像不像模特兒？Doyouthinkhe*samodel?哪一種模特兒（模型）？Amodelwhat?模范市民？模范住♥宅♥?Amodelcitizen?Amodelhome?模型飛機(jī)？Amodelairplane?我覺得他是個(gè)有一頭秀發(fā)的狂野古馳男Ithinkhe'sthe"dirty-hairedGucciguy"withcleanhair.他真是千萬風(fēng)情Wow,herssoversatile.你何不過去打聲招呼？Whydon'tyougooverandsayhello?他真是帥呆了Oh,he'sgorgeous.他那樣的人是不會(huì)看上我的TheonlywayIcouldgetaguylikethatinterestedinme?除非我付錢?史丹佛親愛的-wouldbetopayhim.-Stanford,mylove,你沒有必要召♥妓♥there'snoneedforyoutoenter"Hookerville."凱莉我知道自己長(zhǎng)什么樣子Carrie,IknowwhatIlooklike.你不知道我眼中的你ThenyoucanrtseewhatIsee.凱莉Carrie!-Hey!Ihavethisfriend,Stanford...他長(zhǎng)什么樣子？What'shelooklike?他很可愛Heisadorable.如果是在電影里誰演他會(huì)合適？Whowouldplayhim?Inamovie,whowouldplayhim?我不知道Idon'tknow...艾德哈里斯吧EdHarris.年輕的艾德哈里斯Yeah.AyoungerEdHarris.性感That'shot.說到性感Andspeakingofhot,米蘭達(dá)和健身男子第一次約會(huì)到了尾聲MirandaendedherfirstdatewithCaptainCrunch.今晚真有趣Thatwasfun.我希望我話不會(huì)太多IhopeIdidnrttalktoomuch.你一整晚只是一直重復(fù)Ithinktheonlywordsyouactuallysaidallnightwere,“今晚真有趣”"Well,thatwasfun."天啊你好性感God,youaresosexy.什么？What?你不這么認(rèn)為嗎？Youdon'tthinkso?或許他是對(duì)的畢竟米蘭達(dá)沒有必要爭(zhēng)辯Maybehewasright.AfteraltwhowasMirandatoarguewiththecaptain?混帳小姐MissMotherfucker,你為什么一直不回我電♥話♥?whyhaveyounotreturnedmylast200phonecalls?琳Lynne.我覺得我不應(yīng)該接受表演邀約Ireallydon'tthinkthatIshoulddothisshow.我不是模特兒Imean,comeon.Iamnotamodel.也從未妄想過我可以…AndasmuchasIwouldliketothinkthatIcould...凱莉要或不要一句話我時(shí)間不多Carrie,you'reinoryou'reout.Idon'thavetimeforthis.再說杜嘉班納不怕找不到人I'msureDolce&Gabbanacanfindsomeoneelsetodress.杜嘉班納？Dolce&Gabbana?模特兒是設(shè)計(jì)師挑的Eachdesignerpicksthepersontheywanttodress.杜嘉班納選中了我？Dolce&Gabbanapickedme?沒錯(cuò)Yes,fuckette.他們可是挑剔的意大利人AndthosearesomepickyItalians.那么…我可以留下那些服飾嗎？Um…DoyouthinkthatIwouldbeabletokeeptheoutfit?怎么了心肝？What'sup,love?我出來了抱歉Oh,I'mcoming.Sorry.我喜歡Oh,melikey.胸部和腰部很完美Perfectinthebustandthewaist,turn.轉(zhuǎn)身心肝Turn,love.Turn,love.喜歡嗎？長(zhǎng)度不對(duì)Dowelikey?Oh,nolikeythelength.得改短一點(diǎn)We*dhavetotakeitupaboutfourfeet.我知道我太矮了Yeah,Iknow,Tmshort.Tmtooshort.但是我很喜歡穿高跟鞋-No.-ButI'mvery,verycomfortableinheels.說實(shí)話越高越好Honestly,thehigherthebetter.所以我穿高跟鞋沒問題的Soy'know,feelfreetoputmeupinthebiggalshoes.走走看心肝Walk,love,walk.如果讓海蒂?zèng)Q定這應(yīng)該不需要改IfwegaveittoHeidi,wewouldn'thavetotakeitupatall.海蒂克倫？HeidiKlum?對(duì)轉(zhuǎn)身心肝小跑步回來Yes.Turn,love,turn.Yes,andtrotback.小跑步？Trot?小跑步對(duì)好極了Trot.Good,good,good.看看是誰來了Oh,lookwhatthepussy'sdraggedin.奧斯卡你好Hello,Oscar.我現(xiàn)在單名“奧”We'rejustcallingme"0"now,love.?這是哪位？?凱莉布雷蕭-Oh.Whorsthis?-CarrieBradshaw.紐約模特兒Our"NewYorkStyle"model.我不是模特兒不Model?God,no.不是的我是作家No,no,no,no.No,I'mawriter.我是攝影師保羅迪內(nèi)I'mPaulDenai,I'maphotographer.Tmworking...你好我喜歡你的…Oh,sure!Ilove...抱歉?I'msorry.-Tmsorry.抱歉No,I'msorry.我…我看過你的作品Ijust...Iknowyourphotographs.我正在為時(shí)尚周拍攝幕后花絮Ah.Well,Tmjustdoingalittlebehindthescenesbookaboutfashionweek.不介意我拍攝你試裝吧？DoyoumindifIshootyourfitting?抱歉我還沒有準(zhǔn)備好Oh,sorry,thatwas,Iwasn'tready.我喜歡在無預(yù)警狀態(tài)下拍照Iliketheelementofsurprise.我可以給你一些驚喜Icouldgiveyouasurprise,love.心肝你覺得怎么樣？Now,what'syouropinion,love?■你是問我還是他？-你心肝-Oh,melove?Orhimlove?-You,love.我不知道你決定就好Oh,Idon'tknow,whateveryouthink.好吧我改變心意了我有更好的點(diǎn)子No,changedmymind.Gotsomethingbetter.真糟糕Oh.Well,thatwasbad.不好意思拍照讓我感覺不自在I'msorry,Tmveryuncomfortablehavingmyphotographtaken.那你怎么會(huì)參加時(shí)裝表演？Howdoesagirlwhodoesn'tlikehavingherpicturetakenwindupinafashionshow?我是為了免費(fèi)的服飾來的I'minitforthefreegoods.或許我們可以一邊喝酒Well,maybeifIexplainedhowacameraworks一邊跟你解釋攝影這件事overaglassofwinesometime.我不會(huì)拒絕免費(fèi)的授課WeltI'veneverbeenagaltoturndownafreelesson.或是免費(fèi)的服飾Orafreedress!來了喜歡嗎？Hereitis!Dowelikey?喜歡Oh,welikey!說到不自在…Andspeakingofuncomfortable...好了可以把腿放下了Okay,youcanputyourlegsdownnow.這不是子♥宮♥頸感染Itisnotayeastinfection.不是嗎？It'snot?我有很多女性病人的案例Ihaveanentirefileofwomen,她們都有同樣的癥狀瘙癢叮咬感灼燒感allwiththesamesymptoms,itching,stinging,burning.她們都以為是感染Allofthemthinktheyhaveayeastinfection.其實(shí)不是的這只是外陰疼痛It'snot.Itcouldbevulvodynia.很嚴(yán)重嗎？Isitserious?不嚴(yán)重只是會(huì)造成不適No,it'smostlyjustuncomfortable.我們可以控制癥狀Wecangetitundercontrol.些許抗抑郁劑就可以控制I'mgonnaprescribealightantidepressant.我并不抑郁…ButI'mnotdepress...不是給你用是給你陰♥道♥用的Ifsnotforyou.Itsforyourvagina.你的陰♥道♥抑郁？Yourvagina*sdepressed?抗抑郁劑可以平衡它Themoodelevatorsortofcorrectstheimbalance.等下你怎么知道它抑郁？Waitaminute,howdoyouknowyourvagina'sdepressed?有一些癥狀Therearesymptoms.比如稿趕不出來？Likewhat?Itcan'tmeetitsdeadline?總是想吃高熱量食品？ItalwayswantstogotoKrispyKreme?“真好笑我的陰♥道♥抑郁"Oh,"Ha,ha,it'ssofunny,myvagina*sdepressed!"?夠了我可能有外陰疼痛-什么東西？-Stop,Imighthavevulvodynia.-Vulva-what-ya?我每天都得寫陰♥道♥日記So,everyday,Ihavetokeepavaginajournal.“陰♥道♥為什么抑郁的日記"？No,comeon.A"Dearvagina,whysoblue?'1kindofjournal?“親愛的陰♥道♥猜猜我暗戀誰？”"Dearvagina,guesswhoIhaveacrushon?"不是類似“今天癢今天不癢〃No,morelike,nItchytoday,notitchy."有大賣♥♥的潛力Soundslikeabestseller.要點(diǎn)餐了嗎？Readytoorder?我們還在等人Um,Iguesswe'restillwaiting.可以給我一杯熱檸檬水嗎？Oh,butyouknow,couldIhaveahotwaterandlemon?Thanks.夏洛特你的那個(gè)…Um,I'mfine,but,Charlotte,maybeyou're"hmm-hmm”要不要來一點(diǎn)薯?xiàng)l？wouldlikeanorderoffries.不用了謝謝Iguessnot.Thankyou.抱歉我遲到了-SorryTmlate.-Hi.我得去拿照片目錄Ihadtopickupmynudecontactsheets.你們看Look.食物來了就收起來Okay,butonlyuntilthefoodarrives.夏洛特我需要你的專業(yè)藝術(shù)眼光Charlotte,Iwantyourprofessionaluarteye"opinion.這樣并不藝術(shù)Thatrsnotveryarty.我看得??.一清二楚Icanseeyour...everything.那是正面角度Oh,that'sthefullfrontal.只能算是熱身Ijustdidthattowarmup.你應(yīng)該先警告我的Youshouldhavewarnedme,really.怎么了嗎？這不過是陰♥道♥而已Well,what'sthebigdeal?It'sjustavagina.那是放大過的Ifsmagnified.我連我的都沒仔細(xì)看過I'veneverevenseenminethatclose.拜托你沒有仔細(xì)看過自己的？Oh,comeon,you'veneverseenyourselfUupcloseandpersonal"?凱莉你有仔細(xì)看過嗎？Carrie,haveyouseenyoursthatclose?關(guān)我什么事？How'dIgetinvolved?夏洛特你沒有從鏡子看過自己？Charlotte,you'veneverlookedatyourselfwithahandmirror?我的天Oh,myGod!親愛的你應(yīng)該回家好好瞧一瞧Honey,Iinsistyougohomerightnowandtakealook.最好現(xiàn)在帶著我的粉盒Orbetteryet,takemycompact到盥洗室看個(gè)仔細(xì)andmakeaquicktriptotheladiesroom.我不想看Idon'twanttolook.我覺得它好丑Ithinkit'sugly.這或許就是它抑郁的原因Well,maybethat'swhyit'sdepressed.我錯(cuò)過什么了嗎？WhatdidImiss?第二次約會(huì)都是米蘭達(dá)在說話Ontheirseconddate,Mirandadidmostofthetalking.她感到自信且性感Shewasfeelingconfidentandsexy.我喜歡我的生活I(lǐng)likemylife.我愛我的工作我的朋友Ilovemyjob.Ilovemyfriends.她的全新感受讓她感到不可思議Shecouldn'tbelievehowcomfortablethisnewMirandafelt.我喜歡認(rèn)識(shí)新朋友就像你AndIlovemeetingnewpeople,likeyou.米蘭達(dá)不知道哪里出了錯(cuò)Mirandahadnoideawhathadchanged.我要純凈的感覺Iwantpureclass.框邊考慮用灰色或是木炭色I(xiàn)'mthinkingashoracharcoalgraymatteinsidetheframe.兩邊都要？Aninchoneitherside?雖然莎曼珊拍照是為了自己EventhoughSamanthahaddonethephotojustforher,她還是希望得到男人的垂涎shestillwantedtobeseenacertainwaybymen.木炭色可以襯托出灰色Charcoalwouldbringoutthegraytones.框邊應(yīng)該在我胸部這邊停止Thematteshouldstopaboutaninchawayfrommybreast.看到我的胸部了嗎？Righthere.Seemybreast?就在這邊靠近屁♥股♥Andthen,stoprightaroundherenearmyass.看到了嗎？Seethat?就在我屁♥股♥這里Rightnearmyass.下個(gè)星期四取件？How'snextThursday?都可以Whatever.這幅辛蒂克勞馥是你拍的AndyoutookthisoneofCindyCrawford.See?"PhotobyPaulDenai."你怎么記得？那是九零年代的事了Howcanyoustillremember?Itwasthe'90s.是九二年Itwas192.我好喜歡她的美人痣Ilovedherbeautymarksomuch.我都會(huì)拿鉛筆畫一顆痣Iusedtoum,penciloneon,youknow,把痣放在有瑕疵的地方andthenI'dmoveitaroundwheneverIhadablemish.可能是這里…這里Soy'know,it'dbehere,andthen,it'dbehere.也可能是這里…這里Andthen,sometimesit*dbehereandhere.還有這個(gè)Oh,here*sanotherone.我不敢相信你有這本書Oh,man.Ican'tbelieveyouhavethisbook.有點(diǎn)尷尬It'sgettingembarrassing.怎么會(huì)我爰死了No,areyoucrazy?Ilovethis.我剛搬到紐約時(shí)身無分文Youknow,whenIfirstmovedtoNewYorkandIwastotallybroke,我會(huì)把晚餐錢拿來買♥♥"時(shí)尚"雜♥忐♥sometimesIwouldbuyVogueinsteadofdinner.就可以飽了Ijustfeltitfedmemore.我以前都是做名流的時(shí)裝攝影Youknow,Iusedtodoallthathighfashionshit,我這次做的幕后花絮有趣多了butthebehindthescenesstuffI'mdoingnowissomuchbetter.也更真實(shí)了Ifsmorereal.真實(shí)？Real?Ick.真實(shí)的人們和他們的不完美No,therealityofpeopleandalltheirlittleflaws.不完美讓他們更美麗It'sthelittleflawsthatmake'emsomuchmorebeautiful.不要管真實(shí)了跟我談?wù)勀Ｌ貎篛h,forgetrealityandtellmeaboutthemodels.誰是難伺候的壞女人？Who'sabigbitchandwhorsabiggerbitch?抱歉我不說人閑話Sorry,Ineverclickandtell.為什么對(duì)模特兒這么著迷？Whyareyousofascinatedwiththemodels?我就是喜歡她們Ijustlove'em.她們很漂亮Andthey'rejustbeautiful.給你看一樣?xùn)|西Iwannashowyousomething.好吧Allright.告訴我哪一個(gè)模特兒Youshowme...onemodel比她更真實(shí)who'smorealive,更漂亮？ormorebeautifulthanher.你的新男友是哪一位？Sowhichoneisyournewboyfriend?只是一個(gè)吻Oh,itwasonlyonekiss.模特兒跟攝影師約會(huì)很自然It'ssopredictable.Amodeldatingaphotographer.史丹佛我是模特兒Stanny,Tmamodel!抱歉Excuseme.我可能興奮過度Imayhaveastroke.我看起來還好嗎？So,doIlookallright?對(duì)于新對(duì)象我有點(diǎn)緊張I'malittlenervousabouttheCharlottefix-up.你看起來美呆了一切都很棒Oh,youlookfabulous,youhavefabulousseats,everything*sgonnabefabulous.真不敢相信我是模特兒Now,Ican'tthinkaboutyouanymore,Tmamodel.超級(jí)名模You'reasupermodel.我要求他們讓我穿超級(jí)高跟鞋Oh,andImadethemputmeinthesesuper-highhighheels,我看起來一定很棒soI'mgonnabesofreakin'tall.超級(jí)名模配上超級(jí)尺寸Supermodelandsupersizeit,please.不好意思我是凱莉布雷蕭Excuseme,hi.TmCarrieBradshaw.琳卡麥隆是很受歡迎的時(shí)尚節(jié)目制♥作♥人LynneCamronwasamuchsoughtafterfashionshowproducer,是節(jié)目成功不可或缺的角色asvaluabletoashow'ssuccessasValiumorVelcro.我剛告訴達(dá)米安你是我的救星IjusttoldDamian,youhavejustsofuckingsavedmylife.我是嗎？-Idid?-Oh,sorry.這是我男朋友達(dá)米安ThisismyboyfriendDamian.應(yīng)該說是男性朋友Iusetheterm"boyfriend"loosely,他是不折不扣的同性戀asDamianisclearlyahomosexual.這么說來這是我男朋友史丹佛Well,inthatcase,thisismyboyfriend,Stanford.你一定要替我的時(shí)裝表演走秀YousohavetobeinthisfashionshowI'mdoing.結(jié)合模特兒和時(shí)髦的紐約人AmixofmodelsandNewYorkpeoplewithstyle.沒有人比你更紐約更有型了AndnooneismoreNewYorkorhasmorestylethanyou.琳我是作家Lynne,I'mawriter.你一定要來要不然我一定會(huì)找到你You'refuckingdoingmyshowifIhavetohuntyoudown,把你的皮剝下來給別的模特兒穿skinyoualive,andhaveoneoftheothermodelsfuckingwearyou.我再打給你I'llcallyounextweek.這個(gè)地方真是吵到不行Couldthisplacebeanylouder?我一定會(huì)去Iamsocoming.去哪里？我不是模特兒Towhat?I'mnotamodel.你不知道我眼中的你Thenyoucan'tseewhatIsee.我要一份藍(lán)乳酪沙拉Um,I'Hstartwithasaladwithextrabluecheesedressing.這些是有機(jī)蔬菜嗎？我應(yīng)該要去哪里？WheredoIgo?到非模特兒區(qū)Overwiththenon-models.她是怎么回事？What'sherproblem?古馳和迪奧Oh,Gucci,andDolce,andDior.我的天Oh,my!看這是服飾的照片Ohlook,thisisthePolaroidofthedress.我喜歡Oh,melikey.這就叫時(shí)尚That'safashionthing.法蘭克瑞奇和芙蘭雷伯維茲也有來Oh,here'soneofFrankRich.AndFranLebowitz.他們也是非模特兒組？Thesearetheotherrealpeople?怎么了嗎？Okay,whatthefuck'swrong?法蘭克瑞奇？雷伯維茲？FrankRich,Lynne?FranLebowitz?杜嘉班納請(qǐng)不到埃德科克嗎？What,Dolce&Gabbanacouldn'tgetEdKoch?古馳請(qǐng)到了他怎么了？Guccigothim.What'stheproblem?我好像笨蛋I'msuchanidiot.我說服自己我屬于這里IactuallyconvincedmyselfIbelongedhere.你是屬于這里Youdobelonghere.我可以回家嗎？CanIgohome?不行時(shí)間都安排好了Ah,no,theentireshowistimedpermodel.我是‘非模特兒”I'manon-model.-但是你很漂亮-需要香檳嗎？-Butyou'refabulous.-Champagne?振作一下Lightenup.好吧你雖然不是海蒂克倫-Okay,soyou*renotHeidiKlum.-Huh!但你是一般人中最有型的Butyou'rethenmodeliest"oftherealpeople.他說我很性感Imean,hetoldmeIwassexy卻不想吻我andthenhedidn'twanttokissme.是我的關(guān)系嗎？Wasitme?我突然不性感了？SuddenlyIwasn'tsexy?什么意思？Whatdoesitmean?天知道男人就是這樣Whoknows?He'saman.你可以把陰♥部♥給他看Youcanlayyourpussyonatablerightinfrontofone卻還是弄不懂他在想什么andstillnotknowwhathe'sthinking.正當(dāng)我覺得事情不能再糟時(shí)???AndjustwhenIthoughtitcouldn'tgetanyworse...事情有些變化你不能穿這個(gè)了There'sbeenachange.You'renotwearingthis.你改穿這個(gè)You'rewearingthis.好吧我得找人談?wù)凮kay,I...Tmgonnaneedtospeaktosomeone.我得放棄那一套Ihadtolosethedress,love.迪奧有類似的設(shè)計(jì)IsawthatDiorisshowingsomethingsimilarrightbeforeyou.時(shí)尚就是這樣不可預(yù)測(cè)It'safashionhouseofcards,love.我不能穿珠寶內(nèi)♥褲♥Ican'twearjeweledunderwear.不你仔細(xì)看看No,no,no,Ijustwantyoutolookatthem.很漂亮的Aren'ttheyfantastic?我要怎么讓你們明白？HowcanImakethisclear?我不喜歡Menolikey.保羅幫個(gè)忙吧？Paul,canyoudosomething?好吧不是這個(gè)Okay,butnotthat.拜托你會(huì)喜歡它的心肝Comeon,love.Trythemon,you'lllovethem,love.不我會(huì)暈倒真的No,please,really,I'mgonnafaint.我不能穿著這個(gè)在法蘭克瑞奇前面走秀Ican'twearjeweledpantiesandstrutoutinfrontofFrankRich.他是我很尊敬的作家IrespectFrankRich.FrankRichisawriter.你又不是只穿內(nèi)♥褲♥親愛的Oh,you'renotjustwearingpanties,love,你會(huì)搭配漂亮的外套theycomewithafantasticcoat.試試看快試試Trotroundthereandtrythemon.Troton,trot,trot.我有一定的型你了解嗎？It'sjust...Ihaveacertainlook,youknow?我不認(rèn)為珠寶內(nèi)♥褲♥適合我AndIjustreallydon'tthinkthatjeweledpantiesisit.沒錯(cuò)如果你像大白鯨我們也不會(huì)找你來Exactly,exactly.Ifyoulooklikeawhale,wewon'tsendyououtthere.我們可是杜嘉班納We'reDolce&Gabbana,forChrissake.出來不然我要進(jìn)去了老天Now,comeoutorI'mcomingin.God!棒極了Fantastic.頭發(fā)不對(duì)Now,thehair'sallwrong.你需要蓬松的發(fā)型Weneedbighair,bighair.夏洛特我好興奮Char,thisissoexciting!史丹佛巴勒奇這位是安東尼馬藍(lán)提諾StanfordBlatch,thisisAnthonyMarantino.馬藍(lán)提諾？意大利人嗎？Marantino,isthatItalian?西西里島Sicilian.有差別嗎？Isthatdifferent?有Yeah.我還是去看看凱莉吧Well,TdbettergocheckonCarrie.艾德哈里斯？EdHarris?哈里斯個(gè)頭TryEd“Ihavenohair-is."我以為你們會(huì)一拍即合Ireallythoughtyoutwowouldhititoff.只因?yàn)槲覀兌际峭詰伲縒hy,becausehe'sgayandI'mgay?小夏讓我澄清一件事Letmeclearsomethingupforyou.我條件很好I'manicelittlepackage.手臂強(qiáng)壯屁♥股♥緊翹Igotgoodarmsandahigh,tightass.我應(yīng)該找更好的人Icoulddoalotbetter.頭發(fā)痛了十分鐘后…Tenminutesandtenhairextensionslater...她居然把我介紹給女王Ican'tbelieveCharlottewouldsetmeupwithsuchaqueen.她認(rèn)為我跟他很配？IsthatwhoshethinksIam?Someonewhowoulddatesuchaqueen?史丹佛我現(xiàn)在沒時(shí)間跟你談?wù)撆鮏tanford,Idon'thavetimetodecipherthelevelsofHqueendom"inyourworldrightnow.你能幫我再拿一瓶香檳嗎？Wouldyoupleasegogetmeanotherchampagne?頭發(fā)真蓬松Wow,thatisbighair.謝謝你Thankyou.奧蘭多她真漂亮Orlando,shelooksfabulous.心肝現(xiàn)在需要大眼睛Now,love,weneedthebigeyestogowiththebighair.凱文這位是凱莉KevynAucoin,CarrieBradshaw.幸會(huì)準(zhǔn)備好要化妝了嗎？Nicetomeetyou.Readyformakeup?■可以?來吧-Okay,sure.-Comeon.我知道你是天才不過事情是這樣的Hi,Iknowyou'reagenius,buthere'sthething.我是作家I'mawriter.我喜歡你的專欄Iknow,I'mabigfanofyourcolumn,別擔(dān)心我會(huì)讓你很漂亮sodon'tworry,you'regonnalookfabulous.史丹佛沒有人聽我說話Stanford,nobody'slisteningtome.他們只是告訴我我很漂亮TheyjustkeeptellingmeI'mfabulous.你很漂亮Youarefabulous.把莎曼珊叫到這里來GogetSamanthaandtellhertocomebackhere.她會(huì)說實(shí)話Shelltellmethetruth.不要這樣Ican'tgobackoutthere.-女王在那里一去-Thatqueen'soutthere.-Go!我們沒時(shí)間了We*rerunningoutoftime.加快速度Comeon,let'sspeedthisalong!凱莉要你去后臺(tái)Carrieneedstoseeyoubackstage.女王殿下在哪里？Where'sherhighness?-什么？-你朋友上哪去了？-What?-Yourlittlefriend.Whereishe?他有事得先走Oh,hehadtogo.怎么？他不喜歡我？Why?Hedidnrtlikeme?不是的他有急事No,hehada...adecoratingemergency.我被一個(gè)我沒興趣的人拒絕I'vebeenrejectedbysomeoneIwasn'tinterestedin.我最討厭這樣Ihatewhenthathappens.琳可以開始了Lynne,we'reokaytogo.燈光Lights,go.音樂倒數(shù)Musiccuefour,go.古馳Gucci.莎曼珊說實(shí)話Samantha?Well,tellmethetruth.我要聽真正的實(shí)話Iknowpeopledon'tmeanitwhentheysaythat,butIdo.親愛的你真是衣架子Oh,honey,you'reamodel.你不會(huì)騙我吧？You'dtellme,right?當(dāng)然不會(huì)Absolutely.你就是模特兒You'reamodel.我好高LookhowtallIam.鞋子是我挑的Theshoesweremyidea.我得出去了-Igottagetoutthere.-Okay.加油模特兒-Go,model.-Allright.你是海蒂Wow,you*reHeidiKlum.內(nèi)♥褲♥很漂亮Wow,thosearefantastic.真的嗎？-Really?-Oof!我看起來還可以嗎？DoIlookokay?你美呆了Youlookfabulous.謝謝我們走吧Thanks.Okay,let*sgo.我們的凱莉真是不得了Wait'tilyouseeourgal.真的？-Really?-Yeah?什么時(shí)候輪到她?Whenisshecomingout?她是下一個(gè)-She'snext.-Ithinkshe'snext!凱莉加油Carrie,go.我就說吧DidnrtItellyou?殺了我吧Fuckmehard!海蒂繼續(xù)走Heidi,go.老天她是伸展臺(tái)殺手Oh,myGod!She*sfashionroadkill.不要拍我Stopfuckin1takingmypicture.我有選擇Ihadachoice.我可以離開伸展臺(tái)Icouldslinkofftherunway讓我內(nèi)心的模特兒羞愧而死andletmyinnermodeldieofshame.我也可以重新整理儀容站起來走完全場(chǎng)OrIcouldpickmyselfup,flawsandall,andfinish.我選擇后者Andthat'sjustwhatIdid.因?yàn)樵谡鎸?shí)生活中跌倒的人Becausewhenrealpeoplefalldowninlife,都會(huì)站起來繼續(xù)向前走theygetrightbackupandkeeponwalking.卡雅加油Katia,go.結(jié)果我的壯舉Turnsout,mylittleactofbravery激發(fā)了其他三人的勇氣inspiredthreeotherpeopletoactsofbraveryaswell.米蘭達(dá)面對(duì)追問事實(shí)的恐懼Mirandafacedherfearofknowingthetruth.我很疑惑I'mreallyconfused.我們?cè)?jīng)很愉快然后你突然斷了音信Ithoughtwehadagoodtime,andthenyounevercalled.我沒有打電♥話♥因?yàn)槟銢]有打AndInevercalledbecauseyounevercalled,and...Iguessthat'sfine.但是我得知道我哪里做錯(cuò)了ButIjusthavetoknow...didIdosomething?Or...不是…我也不知道No.Well,yeah…Idon'tknow...但是當(dāng)你在沙發(fā)上時(shí)???Weweresittingonthecouch,and...你似乎有些自滿youjustseemedalittlefullofyourself.好的很高興我們把事情講開了Okay,gladwestraightenedthatout.芝士漢堡和薯?xiàng)lCheeseburgerandfries.莎曼珊面對(duì)了真正的食物Samanthafacedherfearofwhatrealfood會(huì)破壞身材的事實(shí)woulddotoherperfectfigure.謝謝Thanks.好棒的屁♥股♥Niceass.我給的小費(fèi)太少了Ididn'ttipyouenough.夏洛特則克服了不敢觀察自己的障礙AndCharlottefacedherfearofseeing...herself.就像自戀的水仙AndjustlikeNarcissusbeforeher,夏洛特被她所見到的東西迷住了…Charlottebecamesomesmerizedbywhatshesawthat...而我則把寶石內(nèi)♥褲♥Andasforme,Ituckedmyjeweledunderwear和自己內(nèi)心深處的模特兒藏了起來andmyinnermodelawaywheretheybelonged.重新回到真實(shí)的自我Andwentbacktomylifeasarealperson.Arethevegetablesontheuveggieplate"organic?菜單上都有牛肉餡餅了你認(rèn)為呢？Theyhave"beefpotpie"onthemenu.Whatdoyouthink?我只要一杯熱水加檸檬Filjusthaveacupofhotwaterwithlemon.只吃有機(jī)食物很痛苦吧？Isn'tithardtoeatjustorganicallthetime?非常痛苦Oh,itissohard.昨晚我一直想著大漢堡LastnightIcouldnotstopthinkingaboutaBigMac.我最后得打扮好出去找個(gè)男人Ifinallyhadtogetdressed,goout,andpickupaguy.你是說快樂兒童餐TalkaboutaHhappymeal."姐妹你長(zhǎng)得很漂亮Well,lady,youhaveneverlookedbetter.身材又好Yourbodyisamazing.希望如此Well,Ihopeso.我星期三要拍裸照攝影I'mhavingnudephotographstakenonWednesday.你覺得呢Whatareyougonnado?你要送給可能的約會(huì)對(duì)象嗎？Havepostcardsmadeuptohandouttoprospectivedates?這無關(guān)男人Thisisnotaboutaman'sapproval.我是為自己拍的Thisphotoisjustforme.當(dāng)我年華老去之后SowhenI'mold,andmytitsareinmyshoes,我可以看著照片說“我以前真是性感”Icanlookatitandsay,"Damn,Iwashot."這樣太自戀了吧？Isn'tthatalittlenarcissistic?沒有人會(huì)認(rèn)為中學(xué)的照片很自戀Noonethinksit'snarcissisticwhenyougetyourseventhgradepicturetaken.你又沒有裸體Youweren'tnakedinthat.這個(gè)我們知道Thatweknowof.我喜歡我的身體Look,Ilikemybody.我要拍照有什么問題嗎I'mgettingthesepicturestaken.What'sthebigproblem?沒有問題你是我的偶像Noproblem.You'remyhero.你這么放得開真的不簡(jiǎn)單Ithinkit'sfantasticthatyoucanjustputitoutthere.我連參加慈善時(shí)裝秀的勇氣都沒有Ican'tevensayyestobeinginsomecharityfashionshow.，紐約風(fēng)格”?-是的-"NewYorkStyle'1?-Yeah.你被邀請(qǐng)參加嗎那很盛大Youwereaskedtobepartofthat?That'shuge.所有的頂尖設(shè)計(jì)師都參與Allthetopdesignersaredoingit.他們要你當(dāng)模特兒？Wait,theywantyoutobeamodel?不那結(jié)合一般人和模特兒No,no,no,it'samixofrealpeopleandmodels.我認(rèn)識(shí)制♥作♥人Iknowtheproducer.凱莉你去吧你為時(shí)尚而活Carrie,youhavetodoit,youliveforfashion.我才不是為時(shí)尚而活I(lǐng)donotliveforfashion.時(shí)尚周時(shí)你拖我參加了幾場(chǎng)？Howmanyfashionshowsdidyoudragmetoduringfashionweek?八場(chǎng)你的重點(diǎn)是？Eight.What'syourpoint?你何不親自演出？Whyareyouturningdownthechancetoactuallybeinone?我不屬于伸展臺(tái)Idonotbelongonarunway.那是模特兒的天下不是作家的Runwaysareformodels,notwriters.趾高氣昂地走伸展臺(tái)What*sthedifferencebetweenstruttingdownarunway跟走第五大道有什么不一樣？andthewayyoustrutdownFifthAvenue?我趾高氣昂?jiǎn)?？Strut?DoIstrut?AmIastrutter?一定會(huì)很有趣的Ithinkit*dbefun.我少女時(shí)曾是勞夫羅倫在紐哈芬分店的模特兒IwasateenmodelwhentheRalphLaurenstoreopenedinNewHaven.真不可思議我居然還吃得下Okay,it'samazingIwasabletokeepmylunchdownjustnow.我無法在眾人批評(píng)的眼光之下Ijust...Icannotimaginewalkingdownarunway走伸展臺(tái)whilepeoplesitthereandjudgeme.沒有人會(huì)批評(píng)你Noonewouldjudgeyou.我們總是批評(píng)模特兒Oh,wejudgemodelsallthetime.但你不是模特兒你是一般人Butyou'renotamodel.You'reoneoftherealpeople.正是如此大家會(huì)以為我不知道Exactly.AndIdon'twantpeopletothinkthatIcan'tseethedifference自己有幾斤重betweenamodelandme.不要管別人怎么想Oh,whogivesafuckwhatpeoplethink?這是個(gè)絕佳的機(jī)會(huì)Thisisafabulousopportunity.親愛的你或許可以留著衣服Honey...yourllprobablygettokeeptheclothes.我也有想過Ithoughtofthat!我不會(huì)放過這個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)rddoitinaNewYorkminute.我也是SowouldI.你怎么說啞巴？Whatdoyouthink,mutey?從未想過走上伸展臺(tái)的米蘭達(dá)WhileMirandawouldneverdreamofwalkingonarunway,遇到一個(gè)問題shehadnoproblemrunningonone.?ShelookslikeaflowerButshestingslikeabee??Likeeverygirlinhistory??Shebangs,shebangs??I'mwastedbytheway??Shemoves,shemoves??NooneeverLookedsofi...?你在跑步機(jī)上超過三十分鐘Ihappentoknowyouwereonthattreadmillforlongerthan30minutes.這在健身中心是違規(guī)的That'sillegalhereatCrunchFitness.我在為馬拉松做準(zhǔn)備I'm,uh,I'mstartingtotrainforthemarathon.第一次參加Firsttime.那很好Wow!Goodforyou.我曾是學(xué)校徑賽校隊(duì)隊(duì)長(zhǎng)Iwasthecaptainofmyhighschooltrackteam,但是跑馬拉松…butthemarathon?Uh-uh.我是戴夫I'mDave.米蘭達(dá)Miranda.祝你健身愉快Well,haveagoodworkout.就這樣？Thafsit?還有什么嗎？Istheremore?我希望有Ihopeso.我注意你很久了I'vebeenwatchingyouformonths.我覺得你很性感AndIthinkthatyouareverysexy.問題是什么？Sowhat'stheproblem?他覺得我很性感HesaidJIthinkyou'reverysexy.',所以說？And?我沒有化妝Iwaswearingnomakeup,穿著廉價(jià)襯衫andmyHanes$3.00oldman'sundershirt.好極了Nice.我不敢相信他居然認(rèn)為我性感Ijustcan*tbelievethataguywouldthinkthatIwassexy.好吧我要掛電♥話♥了Okay,I'mhangingupnow.我很認(rèn)真的No,I'mserious.我很聰明有時(shí)候很可愛但決不會(huì)是性感Smart,yes.Sometimescute.Butneversexy.通常我會(huì)先以個(gè)性吸引男人后SexyisthethingItrytogetthemtosee