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1、If You Are the One,你要想找一帥哥就別來了，你要想找一錢包就別見了。碩士以上學(xué)歷面談，女企業(yè)家面談（小商小販除外）省的咱們互相都會(huì)失望。劉德華和阿湯哥那種才貌雙全的郎君，是不會(huì)來征你的婚的，當(dāng)然我也沒做諾丁山的夢(mèng)。你要真是一仙女兒，我也接不住。沒期待您長(zhǎng)得跟畫報(bào)封面一樣，看一眼就魂飛魄散。外表時(shí)尚，內(nèi)心保守，身心都健康的一般人就行，要是多少還有點(diǎn)婉約，那就更靠譜了。心眼別太多，歲數(shù)別太小。會(huì)疊衣服，每次洗完?duì)C平，疊的都像剛從商店里買回來的一樣。說得夠具體了吧？自我介紹一下，我歲數(shù)已經(jīng)不小了，日子小康，抽煙，不喝酒。留學(xué)生身份出去的，在國(guó)外生活了十幾年，沒正經(jīng)上過學(xué)，蹉跎中練就

2、一身生存技能?，F(xiàn)在學(xué)無所成海外歸來，實(shí)話實(shí)說，應(yīng)該定性為一只沒有公司，沒有股票，沒有學(xué)位的“三無”偽海歸。人品五五開，不算老實(shí)，但天生膽小。殺人不犯法，我也下不去手?？傮w而言還是屬于對(duì)社會(huì)有益無害的一類。有意者電聯(lián)，非誠(chéng)勿擾。,Marriage Personals Looking for hot guys? Dont bother. No gold-diggers either. To avoid mutual disappointment, PhDs need not reply, women entrepreneurs need not reply. Parentheses: trades

3、women and peddlers excepted. Perfect men like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise wont be seeking you here, nor do I expect to find Julia Roberts. Even if you were a goddess, I couldnt handle you. Im not expecting a cover-girl to blow me away with your beauty. Just a sane, healthy woman, modern on the outside,

4、traditional on the inside. Slightly demure would be ideal. Dont be too young. Dont be complicated. Proficiency in folding laundry a plus, preferable pressed and folded like they just came off the store shelf. Am I being too specific?,Let me introduce myself: Im no longer young, solidly middle-class,

5、 smoke, but dont drink. Went abroad to study, lived overseas for a decade, never really studied much, I slacked and learned a few survival skills. Ive returned without accomplishment. Truthfully, I am what they call a “Three Strikes” returnee: No company, no stocks, no degree. Morally, Im about 50-5

6、0. Im no angel, just too cowardly to do wrong. All in all, Id classify myself as a constructive member of society. If interested, please call, I hope youre the one.,諾丁山的夢(mèng) Julia Roberts day dream (I dont expect to find a rich and beautiful woman) 心眼別太多 Dont be complicated. Dont have some unnecessary misgiving. 說得夠具體了吧？ Am I being too specific? Am I understood? “三無”偽海歸 “Three Strikes” r