老友記第一季 英語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)

1、F R I E N DThe one Where It All Began(pilotTheres nothing to tell. it just some guy I work with.Youre going out with the guy. There has to be something wrong with him. All right .Joey ,Be nice .So does he have a hump and a hairpiece?Wait, does he eat chalk? I dont want her to go through what I did w

2、ith Carl. Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.Its just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.Sounds like a date to me.Im in high school, in the cafeteria and I realize Im totally naked.Ive had that dream.Then I look down and I realize there is a phone. there.Instead ofThats ri

3、ght!Never had that one.All of a sudden the phone starts to ring.What do I do? Everyone starts looking at me.They werent looking at you before?Finally, I figure Id better answer it.And turns out its my mother.Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.Hi.He says, “Hello,” I want to kill mys

4、elf.You okay?I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth.and tied it around my neck.Cookie?Carol moved her stuff out today. Let me get you some coffee.ThanksNo, dont! Stop cleansing my aura. Just leave my aura alone, okay?Fine, be murky.Ill be fine. I hope shell be happy.No, you dont.No,

5、 I dont. To hell with her. She left me!You never knew she was a lesbian?No! Okay?Why does everyone keep fixating on that?She didnt know. How should I know?Sometimes I wish I wish a lesbian.Did I say that out loud?I told Mom and Dad last night. They took it pretty well.Oh, really?So that hysterical p

6、hone call from a woman sobbing“Ill never have grandchildren,” was what? A wrong number?Sorry.Look, youre feeling a lot of pain right now.Youre angry. Youre hurting.Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints!Hey, youre single. Have some hormones.But I dont want to be single, Okay? I just want to

7、 be married again.And I just want a million dollars!Rachel?Oh, Monica! Thank God! I went to you buildingand a guy with a hammer said youd be here, and you are.Can I get you some coffee?Decaf. Everybody, this is Rachel, a Lincoln High survivor. This is everybody. Chandler and Phoebe Joey. Remember my

8、 brother, Ross?Sure!You want to tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding. I was in the room with all the presentsand I was looking at this really gorgeous Limoges gravy boatWhen all of a sudden. Sweet N Low?I realized I was more tu

9、rned on by this gravy boat than Barry. I got freaked out, and it hit me: How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. I always knew he looked familiar, butI had to get out of there, and I started wondering”Why am I doing this,” and “Who am I doing it for?”I didnt know where to go, and I know weve drif

10、ted apartbut youre the only person I know here.Who wasnt invited to the wedding. I hoped that wouldnt be an issue.I guess he bought her the pipe organ, and shes really not happy about it. “Tuna or egg salad! Decide!”“Ill have whatever Christinas having.”Daddy, I just I cant marry him. Im sorry I jus

11、t dont love him. Well, it matters to me!“If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off.” She should not be wearing those pants.Push her down the stairs! Push her! Push her down the stairs!Come on, Daddy, listen! All my life, everyones always told me, “Youre a shoe!”Youre a shoe! Youre a shoe! Youre

12、a shoe! What if I dont want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse? Or a hat? No,I dont want you to buy me a hat! Its a metaphor, Daddy!You can see where hed have trouble.Look, Daddy, Its my life. Well, maybe Ill just stay here with Monica.I guess weve established shes staying with Monica.Well,

13、maybe thats my decision. Maybe I dont need your money. Wait! I said maybe!Just breathe. Thats it. Try to think of nice, calm things.Raindrops on roses Aad whiskers on kittens Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens La la la something And noodles with stringIm all better now.I helped.Th

14、is is probably for the best. Independence. Controlling your life. The whole hat thing.You can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall Hes away a lot.Stop hitting on her! Its her wedding day.Like theres a rule, or something?I got it. Please dont do that again. Its a horrible sound.I

15、ts Paul.Oh, God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in.Whos Paul? Paul, the wine guy?Maybe.Your “not a real date ” is with Paul, the Wine guy?He finally asked you out?Yes!Its “Dear Diary” moment.Rach, I can cancel. Please, go, Ill be fine.Ross, are you okay? Do you want me to stay?Thatd be good.Really? Go on! Its

16、 Paul, the wine guy!Does he sell it, drink it? Or he just complains a lot?Hi, come in! Paul, this iseverybody. Everybody, this is Paul. The wine guy. I didnt catch your name. Paul?Ill be right back. Ive just gotta go.A-Wandering?Change. Sit down. Two seconds.I just pulled out four eyelashes. That cant be good.Hey, Paul,heres a tip. She really likes it when you rub her neck in