英語課前3分鐘演講資料大全

1、英語課前3分鐘演講資料大全英語小笑話：Excited Remarks 激動的話Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals（長聲尖叫） of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I'm going to have one of those someday, his dad's response alwa

2、ys was Not as long as I'm alive.One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I'm getting one of those as soon as my dad dies.我五歲的兒子對摩托車有強烈的愛好。只要看見一輛摩托車，他就會高興得哇哇直叫，并激動地說：瞧這輛！瞧這輛

3、，我總有一天也要有一輛。他爸爸的回答老是只要我活著，你就別想有這玩藝兒。一天我們的兒子跟他的小朋友在說話，有一輛摩托車開了過去。他興奮的指著摩托車叫道瞧這輛！瞧這輛！等我爸一死我就要有這樣一輛摩托車了。英語幽默笑話：Sharing the Apples 分蘋果Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started to

4、uching into the large one.Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大一點，另一個小點兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。所以，哈里就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會

5、把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。對呀，哈里說，你拿到的不就是小的嗎？還著什么急呀？英語笑話：要求加薪 Asking for a RaiseAt the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.After listenin

6、g to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（瘋狂的） screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的） laughter, pleading and gunshots. When I finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, Asking for a raise again?我在一家之聲工作。經理把我叫進他的辦公室，讓我預試一

7、下我們準備購買的一套新的音響效果設備。他關上門，以免打擾外面辦公室的人。聽了幾個常規(guī)的音響效果后，我們開始試聽低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀求聲和槍聲。最后我開門出去，從經理秘書旁邊經過時，她抬起頭問道：又要求加薪了？英語笑話：Fish net 魚網"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?""A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.“你能告訴我魚網是什么做的嗎，安？”老師發(fā)問道?！鞍言S多

8、小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了?！毙∨⒒卮鸬?。不是那樣的 It's not thatA: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.A: No, it wasn't raining.A：我看見7個女孩共撐一把傘卻沒有一個被淋濕。B：??？那一定是把很大的傘吧！A：不是，當時并沒有下雨?！久咳找粯贰空l是上帝？A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man o

9、r a woman?"一個小孩問他的父親：“爸爸，上帝是男人還是女人？”"Both son. God is both."“他二者皆是，孩子，上帝二者皆是?！盇fter a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"過了一會，孩子又問：“爸爸，上帝是黑人還是白人？”"Both son, both."“二者皆是，孩子，皆是?！盩he child returns a few minutes later and says, "Dad

10、dy, is Michael Jackson God?"孩子過了一會倒回來說：“爸爸，上帝是邁克杰克遜嗎？”【每日一樂】男生永遠不會說的八句話8 things you'll never hear a man say8) Here honey, you use the remote.給，親愛的，你來用遙控器吧。7) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.你知道，我也愿意再跟她約會，但她的胸部實在太大了！6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad

11、Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!哦！安東尼·巴德拉斯和布拉德·皮特？我一定要看那部電影！5) While I'm up, can I get you anything?我起身的時候，要幫你（順手）拿點兒什么嗎？4) Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.性不是那么重要，有時候我只想和你擁抱。3) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.哦！星期一

12、晚上看什么足球賽啊，我們來看飛躍情海吧?。ㄅ瑦鄣碾娨曔B續(xù)劇。）2) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.嘿，你試穿的時候我來幫你拿包包。1) We never talk anymore.人家再也不跟你說話了啦！No.1 A helping hand A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into

13、his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down. "Is this yours?" he asked. She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed. On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he a

14、greed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty. Would you like to join me?" He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to st

15、ay the night?" The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?" "No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye." No.2 A Place to Sleep By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to hav

16、e a room somewhere." he pleaded. "Or just a bed-I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager," and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have

17、complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired traveler assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning, John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. When asked about how he slept, he replied, "Never better.

18、" The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope. I shut him up in no time." "How'd you manage that?" "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," John said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the

19、 cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful.' With that he sat up all night watching me." No.3 這些美好不會消逝 The pure.the bright,the beautiful, 一切純潔的,輝煌的,美麗的, That stirred our hearts in youth, 強烈地震撼著我們年輕的心靈的, The impulses to wordless prayer, 推動著我們做無言的禱告的, The dreams of love and truth; 讓我們夢想著愛與真理的; T

20、he longing after somethings lost, 在失去后為之感到珍惜的, The spirits yearning cry, 使靈魂深切地呼喊著的, The striving after better hopes- 為了更美好的夢想而奮斗著的- These things can never die. 這些美好不會消逝。 The timid hand stretched forth to aid 羞怯地伸出援助的手， A brother in his need, 在你的弟兄需要的時候， A kindly word in griefs dark hour 傷慟、困難的時候，一句

21、親切的話 That proves a friend indeed ; 就足以證明朋友的真心； The plea for mercy softly breathed, 輕聲地乞求憐憫， When justice threatens nigh, 在審判臨近的時候， The sorrow of a contrite heart- 懊悔的心有一種傷感- These things shall never die. 這些美好不會消逝。 Let nothing pass for every hand 在人間傳遞溫情 Must find some work to do ; 盡你所能地去做； Lose not

22、a chance to waken love- 別錯失去了喚醒愛的良機- Be firm,and just ,and true; 為人要堅定，正直，忠誠； So shall a light that cannot fade 因此上方照耀著你的那道光芒 Beam on thee from on high. 就不會消失。 And angel voices say to thee-你將聽到天使的聲音在說- These things shall never die. 這些美好不會消逝。 Fox and cock One morning a fox sees a cock.He think,"

23、This is my breakfast.'' He comes up to the cock and says,"I know you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away. The people in the field see the fox.They cry,&

24、quot;Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.'' The fox opens his mouth ang says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the coc

25、k runs away from the fox and flies into the tree. 狐貍和公雞 一天早上，一只狐貍看到了一只公雞。他想：這是我的早餐。 他朝公雞走來，對他說：“我知道，你能唱得非常好聽，你能唱給我聽么？”公雞很高興。他閉上眼睛開始唱歌。狐貍看到這些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。 在田地里的人們看到了狐貍。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐貍抓住公雞逃走了?！惫u對狐貍說：“狐貍先生，你能理解么？人們認為你叼走了公雞。告訴他們這是你的，不是他們的?！?狐貍張開她的嘴說：“公雞是我的，不是你們的。”就在那時，。公雞跑到了樹底下。 Ladies and Gentlemen , Goo

26、d afternoon! Im very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. today my topic is “Life”. I hope you will like it , Mans life is a process of growing up, actually Im standing here is a growth. If a persons life must constituted by various choices, then I grow up along with these choices. Once I

27、 hope I can study in a college in future, however thats passed, as you know I come here, now I wonder what the future holds for (= what will happen to) me. When I come to this school, I told to myself: this my near future, all starts here. Following I will learn to become a man, a integrated man, wh

28、o has a fine body, can take on important task, has independent thought, an open mind, intensive thought, has the ability to judge right and wrong, has a perfect job. Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing, you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your thought, not craf

29、t.” I will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study, during these process I will combine learning with doing. If I can achieve this “future”, I think that I really grow up. And I deeply believe kindred, good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future. How to say

30、 future? Maybe its a nice wish. Lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life. 先生們女士們，大家下午好！我非常榮幸站在這里為你們帶來一段小小的演講，我今天所要講的主題是“生命”，我希望你們喜歡。 人們的生活正在逐步的改善著。實際上，我站在這里就正在成長。如果一個人的生命必須面對許多各種各樣的選擇，那么，我會一邊選擇，一邊成長。曾經我希望我能在將來在大學里學習，不管怎么樣，我考過了，如你所見到的，我現(xiàn)在正站在這夢寐以求的大學里，可是現(xiàn)在，我更渴望知道我的未來會有什么等著我。

31、當我來到這所學校的時候，我告訴我自己。我的將來就從這里開始，接下來，我要學著去成為一個男人，一個？的男人，并有一個健康的身體。能夠勝任重任，能有獨到的見解，能見識廣泛，能思想深邃，能判斷出對的和錯的，能工作的非常出色。 我的老師曾經說過：“你不閉塞，你可以自成流派。永遠不要忘記你所能展示給人們是你的思想，不是你的技術。”我將把我的人格和我的興趣以及我的能力帶到我的學習中去，在這個過程中，我將注重實踐和理論的結合。如果我能實現(xiàn)我的這個夢想，我想，我那時就真正的長大了，那時我相信我的親情，友情，愛情將會變的十分完美，十分幸福。 你對你的將來怎么看呢？可能那會是一個很美好的愿望。讓我們堅定我們的目標

32、，為之努力，并真正的享受我們的生命. 希望你滿意！ 作為一個小主人，我真想成為一名光榮的奧運志愿者，可是到了那時，我還太小，不能成為一個真正的志愿者，但是，我依然可以為北京奧運會做出自己的貢獻。 As a littke host , I really want to be honorable volunteer for it, however, I am still too young to be a real volunteer , but I can still contribute for it (according as I am able) 首先，作為一個北京市的小市民，我要用我的熱

33、情、我的笑容迎接每一個來自世界各地的外國朋友，展示出我們北京人友好好客的精神風貌，讓外國朋友們通過每一張北京人的笑臉感受北京。 First , as a citizen of Beijing, I will welcome every friend from all over the world with my enthusiasm and smile to show us beijing peoples friendship and hospitality. And let theforeigh friends know(feel) Beijing from the smile on our

34、 face 其次，我要更加努力的學習英語，在奧運會舉辦期間，能夠用英語和外國朋友們說話、交流，為他們提供我力所能及的幫助，比如：做個小翻譯、幫外國人指路等等，讓外國朋友通過每一個北京人熱情的幫助喜歡北京。 Then/second, I will study English harder.During the Olympic Games ,I can communicate with the foreigh friends in english and serve for them such as to be a interpreter and show them the way, let them love beijing more from our enthusiastic help 再次，我也要學習更多的有關北京、奧運的知識，將來可以為外國朋友介紹咱們美麗的北京，以及北京悠久的歷史和燦爛的文化，要讓他們通過和每一個北京人的交流更加了解北京，了解中國。 愛愛英語學習風站 Third, I will learn more knowadge about Beijing and The Olympic Games in order to introduce the beautiful beijing to foreigners and its long history an