口語(yǔ)學(xué)與練專題

Act1Monica:沒(méi)什么好說(shuō)的！他不過(guò)是我的同事！Joey:少來(lái)了，你和那個(gè)人一起出去。他一定(gotta)有問(wèn)題！Chandler:打住，喬伊，嘴下留德(nice)。他駝背(hump)嗎？既駝背又帶假發(fā)(hairpiece)？Phoebe:慢著，他吃粉筆(chalk)嗎？我只是不想你重蹈我和卡爾(Carl)的覆轍。Monica:各位別急，這不算約會(huì)(date)。我們不過(guò)是出去吃晚餐。Monica:

There'snothingtotell!He'sjustsomeguyIworkwith!Joey:Comeon,you'regoingoutwiththeguy!There'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!Chandler:Allright,Joey,benice.

Sodoeshehaveahump?Ahumpandahairpiece?Phoebe:Wait,doesheeatchalk?Phoebe:Just,'cause,Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl!Monica:Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinner.Act2Ross:嗨。Monica:你還好吧？(okay)Ross:我感覺(jué)有人把手伸入我的喉嚨(throat)

，抓起我的腸子(intestine)

，從我的口中取出(pull)，然后綁(tie)在我脖上……Monica:卡羅(nice)今天把她的東西搬走了。我?guī)湍闩荼Х?。Ross:謝了。Ross:Hi.Monica:Areyouokay,sweetie?Ross:Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...Monica:Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.Monica:Letmegetyousomecoffee.Ross:Thanks.Act3Ross:我會(huì)沒(méi)事的，真的，我祝她幸福(happy)

。Joey:不，你不會(huì)的。Ross:沒(méi)錯(cuò)，我不會(huì)的。去她的，她甩掉(left)我！Joey:而且你一直都不知道她是女同性戀者(lesbian)

。Ross:沒(méi)有！！行了吧？！為何大家都圍著(fixateon)這個(gè)話題打轉(zhuǎn)？連她不知道，我怎會(huì)(howshould)知道。Ross:I'llbefine,alright?Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.Joey:Noyoudon't.Ross:NoIdon't,tohellwithher,sheleftme!Joey:Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian...Ross:No!!Okay?!Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?Shedidn'tknow,howshouldIknow?Act4Ross:昨晚我告訴我父母，他們好像還能接受(takeit)。Monica:真的嗎，凌晨三點(diǎn)(3am)我接到一個(gè)電話，一個(gè)女人歇斯底里(hysterical)的向我哭訴(sob)，“我不能抱孫子了，我不能抱孫子了?！笔鞘裁矗看蝈e(cuò)了？Ross:對(duì)不起。Ross:Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.Monica:Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawomansobbingat3:00A.M.,"I'llneverhavegrandchildren,I'llneverhavegrandchildren."waswhat?

Awrongnumber?Ross:Sorry.Act5Monica:瑞秋？！Rachel:天啊，莫妮卡，謝天謝地！(ThankGod)我到過(guò)你的住處(building)，你不在。有個(gè)拿著一根大榔頭(hammer)的人說(shuō)你可能會(huì)在這兒，結(jié)果你真的在這兒。Monica:想來(lái)杯咖啡嗎？Rachel:低咖啡因的(de-caff)。Monica:各位，她叫瑞秋。瑞秋，這是大家。這位叫錢德勒，菲比，喬伊。還記得我哥羅斯嗎？

(Chandler,Phoebe,Joey,Ross)Rachel:當(dāng)然。嗨。Monica:Rachel?!Rachel:OhGod,Monica,hi!ThankGod!Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyou

weren'tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare,youare!Waitress:

CanIgetyousomecoffee?Monica:

De-caff.Okay,everybody,thisisRachel.Rachel,thisiseverybody.ThisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermybrotherRoss?Rachel:Sure!Hi!Act6Monica:你想現(xiàn)在告訴我們，還是我們要等等四個(gè)濕漉漉的伴娘(bridesmaid)？Rachel:婚禮前半個(gè)小時(shí)發(fā)生了這樣的事情。我在堆放禮物的房間里，看著鹵肉盤(gravyboat)，非常漂亮的(gorgeous)船形(Lamauge)鹵肉盤(gravyboat)。Monica:Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?Rachel:OhGod...well,itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.Iwasintheroomwherewewerekeepingallthepresents,andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat.ThisreallygorgeousLamaugegravyboat.Wanna=wanttoAct7Rachel:突然間…我意識(shí)到船形鹵肉盤(gravyboat)比巴瑞(Barry)更能吸引我，我就嚇了一跳，然后我突然發(fā)現(xiàn)：巴瑞越看越像豬頭先生。。。Rachel:Whenallofasudden,IrealizedthatIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanbyBarry!AndthenIgotreallyfreakedout,andthat'swhenithitme:howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.Something/itreallyfreaksmeout“土豆頭先生，豬頭先生”。這是非常形象的比喻，用來(lái)形容一個(gè)人肥頭大耳的樣子。Act8Rachel:你知道，我的意思是，我一直都認(rèn)為他很眼熟(familiar)，但是…總之,我必須(hadto)離開。我開始想：我為何這么做？我為誰(shuí)這樣做？Rachel:Y'know,Imean,Ialwaysknewlookedfamiliar,but...Anyway,Ijusthadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering'WhyamIdoingthis,andwhoamIdoingthisfor?Y’know=youknowAct9Rachel:于是，我不知道要去哪里，我知道你我的關(guān)系日漸疏遠(yuǎn)。但是你是我在這個(gè)城市里認(rèn)識(shí)的唯一一個(gè)人。Monica:一個(gè)沒(méi)受邀參加婚禮的人。Rachel:這件事就甭提啦。Rachel:So,anyway,Ijustdidn'tknowwheretogo,andIknowthatyou