英語短劇-荊軻刺秦王5-6-7人

荊珂刺秦王人物：太子丹，阿三，荊軻，李莫愁，荊軻妻子；觀眾甲，場上美女。TheEmperorAndTheAssassin此頁添加主要人物照片TheProtagonist荊軻荊軻妻子太子丹阿三觀眾甲+絕世美女李莫愁Longlongago,therewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountry，thereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQin,“Yingzheng〞.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?OK,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.旁白(Aside)/介紹〔Introduction〕：ActionI太子丹〔上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀〕：

Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemosthansomemanintheworld?(畫外音：It’syou,PrinceDan!太子丹快樂狀)Thankyoumirror!〔面對觀眾〕I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?

阿三：Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~〔作殺狀〕阿三(畢恭畢敬):Honey,Iamcoming.太子：Ohyeah~~~.

Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?阿三：Afterscreening.Ihavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?阿三:Yes.ActionII荊軻：AreyouLimochou?李莫愁：Yes.荊軻：OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁：Areyouchallengingme?荊軻：Offcourse!聳聳肩表示同意

李莫愁：Comeon!兩人沖上前來“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。。。〞——李莫愁倒地。。。。荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?荊軻:Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don'twe?Dowe?〔贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？〕荊軻再次大笑太子丹上〔抱拳〕：Howareyou?荊柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou〞?荊柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?荊柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey,man,I’mkidding!太子丹：Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!阿三：Hero，weneedyourhelp.荊柯：Iambusynow!太子丹：Youcangetalotofmoney.荊柯：Iamverybusynow!阿三：IC,ID,IQcard?荊柯：Iamveryverybusynow!阿三(手指上場的美女〔指向操作電腦的同學〕，沖動狀):Look!Sheisthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.IfyousayOK,sheisyours.阿三：What?What’stheTCM?荊柯;Hey,guy!Youlooksosmartbutwhyyoudidn’tknowTCM?Anyofthemcangiveyoutheanswer.荊柯〔流口水〕：Ihavetosaysheisaverysexyandbeautifulgirl,butTCMismyonlylove!阿三：Excuseme?What’stheTCM?觀眾甲：TCM——TraditionalChineseMM.太子丹：Imustshowyouthetrumpcard.Ladiesandgentlemen,thisisLiptonSlimmingtea(立頓減肥茶).ItisabrandnewproductofUnileverChina〔中國聯(lián)合利華〕.荊柯(誠懇狀)：JusttellmewhatshouldIdo?Iwilldoanythingforyou.荊柯〔沖動〕：Slimmingtea!Ihavedreamedofitforthousandsoftimes.MywifealwaysthreatenstoleavemeifIcouldn’treducemyweight.ActionШ荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.

阿三：Hero,wehavealreadyreachedYishuiRiver〔沂水河〕.

荊珂：Juststophere,please.Farewell,myfriends.

太子丹：Iwillmissyou,baby.〔太子丹，阿三下〕荊珂：Darling,Iloveyou.妻子：Iloveyou!Youmeanmoretomethananythinginthiswholeworld!〔?肖申克的救贖?〕荊珂(流淚)：Iloveyoumore.Inspiteofyouandmeandthewholesillyworldgoingtopiecesaroundus,Iloveyou.(哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你，選自?飄?)

妻子：Well.Beaman,justdoit!Iwillberightherewaitingforyou.荊珂〔欲走還留〕：Sweetheart!Youmustdomethishonor...promisemeyouwillsurvive...thatyouwillnevergiveup...nomatterwhathappens...promisemenow,〔泰坦尼克號沉船時，Jack對Rose的傾訴〕.妻子:"Ipromise."荊軻:"Neverletgo.“妻子:"Ipromise.Iwillneverletgo,Jack.I'llneverletgo."〔?泰坦尼克號?的臺詞〕妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，荊珂上船，漸漸遠去妻子：It’sagooddaytodie.Nevercomeback.Never……Never……旁白：ThenJingkewassenttoQinandfi