實(shí)習(xí)醫(yī)生格雷1-4季劇本

實(shí)習(xí)醫(yī)生格蕾英文劇本

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Episode1

Meredith’sVoiceover(MVO):Thegame.Theysayapersoneitherhaswhatittakestoplayortheydon’t.Mymotherwasoneofthegreats.Meontheotherhand,I’mkindascrewed.

[INT.LARGETOWNHOUSE]

(Closeupofawomanobviouslynakedwakinguponcouch,withaguysleepingonthefloorinalargetownhouse.Shestartsgettingdressedastheguystartstowakeup.They’veobviouslyjusthadaone-nightstand)

GUY:Thisis…uh…

WOMAN:…h(huán)umiliatingonsomanylevels.Youhavetogo.

GUY:Why,whydon’tyoujustcomebackdownhereandwe’llpickupwhereweleftoff.

WOMAN:Noseriouslyyouhavetogo.I’mlatewhichisn’twhatyouwanttobeonyourfirstdayofwork,so…

GUY(startsgettingdressed):So,ah,youactuallylivehere?

WOMAN:No.

GUY:Oh.

WOMAN:Yes.Kindof.

GUY:Oh.It’snice.Alittledusty.Odd.Butit’snice.Huh.Sohowdoyoukindalivehere?

WOMAN:Imoved2weeksagofromBoston.Itwasmymother’shouse.I’msellingit.

GUY:OhI’msorry.

WOMAN:Forwhat?

GUY:Yousaidwas.

WOMAN:Ohmymother’snotdead.She’s…youknowwhat?Wedon’thavetodothething.

GUY:Oh.Wecandoanythingyouwant.

WOMAN:Nothething.Exchangethedetails,pretendwecare.LookI’mgoingtogoupstairsandtakeashower.OkayandwhenIgetbackdownhere,youwon’tbehere.So…um…goodbye…uh…

DEREK:Derek.

MEREDITH:Derek.Right,Meredith.

DEREK(grinning):Meredith.

MEREDITH(smiling):Yeah.Mmmhmm.

DEREK:Nicemeetingyou.

MEREDITH:ByeDerek.

[EXT.VariousshotsofSeattle]

[INT.SEATTLEGRACEHOSPITAL]

(CuttoMeredithdrivingtowork.AgroupofinternsarebeingspokentobytheChiefofSurgeryinanO.Rroom.Meredithwalksinlate.)

DR.RICHARDWEBBER:Eachofyoucomestodayhopeful,wantinginonthegame.Amonthagoyouwereinmedschoolbeingtaughtbydoctors.Today,youarethedoctors.Thesevenyearsyouspendhereasasurgicalresidentwillbethebestandworstofyourlife.Youwillbepushedtothebreakingpoint.Lookaroundyou.Sayhellotoyourcompetition.Eightofyouwillswitchtoaneasierspecialty.Fiveofyouwillcrackunderthepressure.Twoofyouwillbeaskedtoleave.Thisisyourstartingline.Thisisyourarena.Howwellyouplay,that’suptoyou.

MVO:LikeIsaid.I’mscrewed.

[GREY’SANATOMYappearsonthescreen]

[EXT.MORNINGINTHECARPARKOFSEATTLEGRACEHOSPITAL]

[INT.LOCKERROOM]

(Openswithinternsgettingreadyfortheirfirstday,puttingontheircoats&stethoscopeswaitingtobecalledbytheirresident.)

DOCTOR#1:Okay.Martin,Robinson,Bond,Lockins.

Someonecallsout:Bond

MEREDITH:Only6womenoutof20.

CRISTINA:Yeah.Ihearoneofthem’samodel.Seriously,that’sgonnahelpwiththerespectthing.

MEREDITH:You’reCristina,right?

DOCTOR#2:Patten,Munroe,Crow,Esquire.

CRISTINA:Whichresidentyouassignedto?IgotBailey.

MEREDITH:Nazi?Metoo.

GEORGE:YougottheNazi?SodidI.Atleastwe’llbetorturedtogether,right?I’mGeorge…O’Malley.(toMeredith)Uh…wemetatthe…ahmixer…youhadablackdresswithaslitatthesides,strappysandalsand….nowyouthinkI’mgay.

(MeredithandCristinalookathim)

GEORGE:NoI’mnotgay.

CRISTINA:Uhhuh.

GEORGE:It’suh…ah…it’sjustthatah…youknow…Imeanyouwereveryunforgettable…andImean….

DOCTOR#2:O’Malley,Yang,Grey,Stevens.

GEORGE:Yeah,totallyforgettable.

CRISTINA:Bailey?

DOCTOR#2:Endofthehall.

(Hepointsdownthehallwhereashortblackwomaniswaitingatthenurses’station)

CRISTINA:That’stheNazi?

GEORGE:IthoughttheNaziwouldbeaguy.

MEREDITH:IthoughttheNaziwouldbe…theNazi.

IZZIE:Maybeit’sprofessionaljealously.Maybeshe’sbrilliantandtheycallhertheNazibecausethey’rejealous.Maybeshe’snice.

CRISTINA:Letmeguess.You’rethemodel.

(TheywalkuptoDr.Bailey)

IZZIE:Hi.I’mIsobelStevensbuteveryonecallsmeIzzie.

(SheholdsoutherhandtoshakeDr.Bailey’s.Dr.Baileyjustlooksather)

DR.BAILEY:Ihave5rules.Memorizethem.Rulenumber1.Don’tbothersuckingup.Ialreadyhateyou,that’snotgonnachange.(pointstothedesk)Traumaprotocol.Phonelists.Pagers.Nurseswillpageyou.

(TheygrabtheirstuffofthedeskasDr.Baileystartswalkingaway.Theyrushtofollow.)

DR.BAILEY:Youanswereverypageatarun.Arun!That’srulenumber2.Yourfirstshiftstartsnowandlasts48hours.

[HOUR1flashesacrossthescreen]

DR.BAILEY:Yourinterns,grunts,nobodies,bottomofthesurgicalfoodchain.Yourunlabs,writeorders,workeverysecondnightuntilyoudropanddon’tcomplain.

(Sheleadstothemtotheoncallroom)

DR.BAILEY:Oncallrooms.Attendingshogthem.Sleepwhenyoucan,whereyoucan.Whichbringsmetorulenumber3.IfI’msleeping,don’twakemeunlessyourpatientisactuallydying.Rulenumber4.ThedyingpatientbetternotbedeadwhenIgetthere.Notonlywillyouhavekilledsomeone,youwouldhavewokemefornogoodreason.Weclear?

(Meredithraisesherhand)

DR.BAILEY:Yes?

MEREDITH:Yousaidfiverules.Thatwasonly…four.

(Dr.Bailey’spagergoesoff)

DR.BAILEY:Rulenumberfive.WhenImove,youmove.(Shestartsrunningdownthehall,yellingatdoctors).Getoutofmyway!

[EXT.HELICOPTERFLYINGOVERSEATTLECITY.CLOSESINONTHEROOFOFSGH.]

(Dr.Baileyrushesahead.The4internsarewheelingagurneyontotheroof.Thehelicopterlands.Theyrushforward.)

DR.BAILEY:Whatdowegot?

(Theystartremovingapatientwho’sseizingfromthemedivachelicopterandacrosstheroof)

EMT:KatieBryce.15yearoldfemale.Newonsetseizures.Intermittentforthepastweek.IVlostinrouteandstartedgrandmallseizingaswedescended.

(Cuttothemmovingherintoahospitalroom.Therearenursesanddoctorshelpingaswell)

DR.BAILEY:Alrightgetheronherside.(Theymoveherontoherside)Izzie10mgdiazepami.m.(tellsoffMeredith)No,no.Thewhiteleadisontherightside.Righty,Whitey.Smokeoverfire.(speakstoGeorge)AlargeboarIVdon’tletthebloodhaemolyse.Let’sgo!

(Izzieinjectsthediazepam.Katiestopsseizing.Agoodlookingblackdoctorwalksin)

DR.BURKE:OhIhearwegotawetfishondryland.

DR.BAILEY:AbsolutelyDr.Burke.

DR.BURKE:Dr.Bailey.That’sshotgun.

DR.BAILEY:Thatmeanseverytestinthebook.CT,CBC,CHEM-7,TOXScreen.(ShehandsCristinaachart)Cristinayou’reonlabs.Georgepatientworkups.Meredith,getKatieforaCT.She’syourresponsibilitynow.(Shestartswalkingout)

IZZIE:Wait,whataboutme?

DR.BAILEY:You?Honeyyougettodorectalexams.

(Shewalksoutoftheroom)

(CuttoIzzieputtingonlatexglovesandsqueezinglubeontoherfingers.CuttoCristinapeekingintoanO.Rwhereasurgeryisgoingon.Dr.Baileywhoisinthereseesherandopensthedoor.)

DR.BAILEY:Whatareyoudoinghere?

CRISTINA:Ah.KatieBryce’slabscameoutclear.There’snothingintheresultsthatexplainsherseizures.I’djustthoughtyou’dwannaknow.

DR.BAILEY:Okay.

CRISTINA:Ah…ah…I,Iheardeveryyeartheattendingoncallpicksthebestinternand,andletsthemperformaprocedureduringthefirstshift.(Dr.Baileyjuststaresather.)I’mjustsayingthat’swhatIheard.

DR.BAILEY:Goaway…Now.

(Cristinawalksawayquickly)

(CuttoGeorgecheckingapatient,Mr.TonySavitch’sheartbeat)

GEORGE:Yeah.Soundsgood.

MRS.SAVITCH:He’llbefine?(kissesherhusbandshead)You’llbefine.

MR.SAVITCH:Ifyoudon’tcountthefactthatmybacondaysareover,sure.

GEORGE:Soyourby-passsurgerytomorrowwithDr.Burke.Ihearhe’sgood.Andafterthatyoucanhaveallthebaconflavoredsoyproductyoucaneat.

MR.SAVITCH:Mmm.Killmenow.

GEORGE:IwishIcouldbut…I’mahealer.

(CuttoMeredithlookingdauntedinanelevatorwithKatiewho’slyinginahospitalbed)

KATIE:You’relost.

MEREDITH:I’mnotlost.(shestartsmovingthebedoutoftheelevator)Howareyoufeeling?

KATIE:HowdoyouthinkI’mfeeling?I’mmissingmypageant.

MEREDITH:You’remissingyourpageant?

(Meredithwheelsherdownthehall)

KATIE:Thespokecanteenmiss?Iwasinthetop10afterthefirst2rounds.Thisismyyear!Icould’vewon!

(Meredithstartswheelingherdowntheotherdirection)

KATIE:Hello?You’resolost.Whatareyoulikenew?

(CuttoIzziegivingherfirstrectalexam)

IZZIE:Okay,SoI’m,I’mjustgonnainsertmyfingers…intoyourrectum…

(FlashesbackbetweenIzziegivingthepatientarectalexamandGeorgestrugglingtoinsertaMr.Savitch’sIVinhisarm.Mr.Savitchisinpain.Dr.Burkeiswatchinghim)

GEORGE:No.

(Dr.BurkeputsonapairofglovesandmovesGeorgeoutoftheway)

DR.BURKE:Out.Out.

(Mrs.Savitchlooksconcerned)

GEORGE:Betyoumissedalotwhenyoufirststartedout.

(Dr.BurkegivesGeorgealook.)

(CuttoMeredithstillwheelingKatiedownahall)

KATIE:Itwistedmyankleontauntrehearsal.Idorhythmicgymnasticswhichislikereallycool.Nobodyelsedoesit.AndItrippedovermyribbonandIdidn’tgetstuckwithsomebodythisclueless.Andthatwaslike…anurse.

(CutbacktoDr.BurkeandGeorgeinpatient’sroom)

DR.BURKE:YouandIaregoingtohavesomuchfuntogether.

(CuttoIzziesighingandpullingthecurtainacrossforanotherrectalexam)

[HOUR7¨Cflashesacrossthescreen]

(CuttoCafeteriawhereagroupofinternsarehavinglunch.Georgesitsdown.Izzieisnoteating)

GEORGE:Theshiftisamarathon.Notasprint.Eat.

IZZIE(lookingqueasy):Ican’t.

GEORGE:Youshouldeatsomething.

IZZIE:Youtryeatingafterperforming17rectalexams.TheNazihatesme.

GEORGE:TheNazi’saresident.Ihaveattendingshatingme.

CRISTINA:YouknowMeredithisinbred?

GEORGE:Likeit’suncommonaroundheretobeadoctor’sparent?

CRISTINA(interrupts):Noroyallyinbred.HermotherisEllisGrey.

IZZIE:Shutup.TheEllisGrey?

GEORGE:Who’sEllisGrey?

CRISTINA:Ellis…(Izzielaughs.OtherinternsturntolookatGeorge)TheGreymethod?Where’dyougotomedschool,Mexico?

IZZIE:Shewasonethefirstbigchicksurgeonsandshepracticallyinventedtheabdominallaparotomy.

CRISTINA:She’salivinglegend.ShewontheHarperAvery.Twice!

GEORGE:SoIdidn’tknowonething.

IZZIE:Talkaboutparentalpressure.

CRISTINA:GodIwouldkilltohaveEllisGreyasamother.I’dkilltobeEllisGrey.(Meredithwalksintothecaf)AllIneedisonegoodcase.

(GeorgemakesamuffledwarningwhenheseesMeredith.Shesitsdownattheirtable)

MEREDITH:KatieBryceisapainintheass.IfIhadn'ttakentheHippocraticOathI'dKevorkianwithmybarehands.(Alltheinternsstareatherinawe.Shenotices.)What?

(Dr.Burkewalksintothecafeteriaanduptotheirtable)

DR.BURKE:Goodafternooninterns.It’spostedbutIthoughtIsharethegoodnewspersonally.(Theyalllookathim)Asyouknowthehonorofperformingfirstsurgeryisreservedfortheinternthatshowsthemostpromise.AsI’mrunningtheO.R.todayIgettomakethatchoice.(HesmilesandslapsGeorgeontheback)GeorgeO’Malley.

GEORGE(stunned):Me?

DR.BURKE:You’llscrubinforanappendectomythisafternoon.Congratulations.Enjoy.

(Theothersturnbacktotheirlunch.Cristinalooksannoyed.Georgeisdumbfounded.)

GEORGE:Didhesayme?

(CuttoDr.Bailey&Dr.Burkewalkingdownahallway)

DR.BAILEY:I’veseenhisfile.GeorgeO’Malleybarelymadethecuttogetintothisprogram.He’snotyourguy.

DR.BURKE:Oh,he’smyguyalright.

DR.BAILEY(huffs):Everyyearyoupickyourguyandeveryyearyourguysuffersmorethananyotherinternonthesurgical…

DR.BURKE(interrupts):Terrorizeoneandtherestfallinline.

DR.BAILEY:Igetit.Irespectit.ButGeorge!O’Malley’sapuppy.

(CameraswitchestoKatie’sparentswalkingdownthehallwaytoKatie’sroom.)

MRS.BRYCE:KatieBryce.Room306-0-4.

NURSE:It’srightthere.

MRS.BRYCE:Thankyou.

(CuttoKatie’sRoomwhereMeredithisstanding.)

MRS.BRYCE:Katiehoney.MomandDadarehere.

MEREDITH:TheygaveherasedativefortheCTscanssoshe’salittlegroggy.

MRS.BRYCE:Willshebeallright?

(Meredithnodsslightlyandstartstoslowlybackoutoftheroom)

MR.BRYCE:Ourdoctorathomesaidthatshemightneedanoperation.Is,isthattrue?

MRS.BRYCE:Whatkindofoperation?

MEREDITH:She’sum…well…youknowwhatI’mnot,I’mnotthedoctor.UmI’madoctor.ButI’mnotKatie’sdoctor,soI’llgogethimforyou.

(Theynodandshewalksoutoftheroom)

(CuttoMeredithwhohasrunintoDr.Baileyatadoorwayattheendofthehallwhichopensintoalargewaitingroom.)

DR.BAILEY:What?

MEREDITH:Katie’sparentshavequestions.DoyoutalktothemordoIaskBurke?

DR.BAILEY:AhnoBurke’soffthecase.Katiebelongstothenewattendingnow.Dr.Shepard.He’soverthere.

(Dr.Baileygesturesandwalksoff.Meredithletsthedoorclosebehindherandsurvey’stheroomabouttowalktoDr.Shepard.Shestopsabruptly.Dr.ShepardisDerekfromthismorningwithotherdoctors!!!!Shestandsfrozen.Dr.Shepardtakesaglanceathischart,seesMeredithandturnsbacktohischart.Hethendoesadoubletake.Meredithscurriesbackthewayshecame.Dr.Shepardshockedisstillstaringatthespotwhereshewasstanding.)

(CutMeredithwalkingdownahallway.Dr.Shepardcomesupbehindherandpullsherintoanemptystairwell)

MEREDITH:Dr.Shepard.

DR.SHEPARD:Dr.Shepard?ThismorningitwasDerek.Nowit’sDr.Shepard.

MEREDITH:Dr.Shepardweshouldpretenditneverhappened.

DR.SHEPARD:Whatneverhappened?Yousleepingwithmelastnight?Oryouthrowingmeoutthismorning.(Heisveryamused.)BecausebotharefondmemoriesI’dliketoholdonto.

MEREDITH(serious):No.Therewillbenomemories.I’mnotthegirlinthebaranymoreandyou’renottheguy.(Dr.Shepardissmiling)Thiscan’texist.Yougetthat,right?

DR.SHEPARD(nods):Youtookadvantageofmeandnowyouwanttoforgetaboutit.

MEREDITH:Ididnottake…

DR.SHEPARD(interrupts):Iwasdrunk,vulnerableandgoodlookingandyoutookadvantage.

MEREDITH(smiling):OkayIwastheonewhowasdrunkandyouarenotthatgoodlooking.

DR.SHEPARD:Maybenottoday.Lastnight?LastnightIwasverygoodlooking.Ihadmyredshirton.Mygoodlookingshirt.Youtookadvantage.

MEREDITH:Ididnottakeadvantage.

DR.SHEPARD(smiling):Wanttotakeadvantageagain?SayFridaynight?

(Meredithisalittleshocked)

MEREDITH:No.You’reanattending.AndI’myourintern.

(Dr.Shepardlookslikehewantstokissher)

MEREDITH:Stoplookingatmelikethat!

DR.SHEPARD:Likewhat?

MEREDITH(adamant):Likeyou’veseenmenaked.

(He’ssmirkingnow)

MEREDITH:Dr.Shepard!Thisisinappropriate.(Dr.Shepardseemsconfused)Hasthateveroccurredtoyou?

(Dr.ShepardsighsasMeredithleavesthestairway)

(CuttoO.Rwithapatientwho’sabouttogetanappendectomy.Georgeispacinginthereandmutteringtohimself)

GEORGE:Open,identify,ligate,remove,irrigate,close.Open,identify,ligate,remove,irrigate,close.

(CamerapanstoobservationdeckabovetheO.RwhereinternshavegatheredtowatchGeorgehelpwiththesurgery)

INTERN#1:He’sgonnafaint.He’safainter.

INTERN#2:Nahcodebrown.Rightinhispants.

INTERN#1:He’sallabouttheflopsweat.He’sgonnasweathimselfunsterile.

INTERN#3:10buckssayshemessesuptheMcBurney.

CRISTINA:10sayshecries.

INTERN#2:I’llput20onatotalmeltdown.

MEREDITH:50sayshepullsthewholethingoff.(AlltheinternsstareatMeredith)That’soneofusdownthere.Thefirstoneofus.Where’syourloyalty?

(Everyoneisquietforabit)

CRISTINA:75sayshecan’tevenI.Dtheappendix.

IZZIE:I’lltakethataction.

(PanbackdowntotheO.R.,Dr.BurkehasenteredtheO.R)

DR.BURKE:OkayO’Malley.Let’sseewhatyoucando.

(PanbacktoMeredith&theothers)

MEREDITH:Hereitcomes.

(Panbackdown)

GEORGE:Scalpel.

DOCTOR:Scalpel.

(Theinternsabovecheerandclap.Dr.Burkegivesthemagesturetokeepitquiet.)

CRISTINA:ThatBurkeistrouble.

(FocusinonGeorge&Dr.Burke)

DR.BURKE:Morepressure.Thehumanfleshisatoughshell.Digin.

(Georgemakesadeepincision)

GEORGE:Pick-ups.

DOCTOR:Pick-ups.

GEORGE:Clamp.

DOCTOR:Clamp.

GEORGE:Let’sgo…I’mthere.

(Internsmakeloudnoise)

INTERN#1:Damnhegottheperitoneumopen.I’mout.

MEREDITH:Toldyou.He’sgonnapullitoff.

(FocusbackonGeorgedoingsurgery)

GEORGE:Scalpel.

DOCTOR:Scalpel.

(Heremovestheappendixsuccessfully)

GEORGE:Appendixisout.

(Internscheer.Focusbackdownagain)

DR.BURKE:Notbad.

GEORGE:Thankyou.

DR.BURKE:Nowallyouhavetodoisinvertthestumpintothececum.Andsimultaneouslypullupontheperstringsbutbecarefulnotto…(Georgebreaksthem)…breakthem.

(Theinternslookworriednow)

DR.BURKE:Yourippedthececum.Gotableeder.Fillingwithstool.Whatdoyounow?

GEORGE(panicking):Ah…ah…

DR.BURKE:Think.Startthesuctionandyoustartdiggingforthoseperstringsbeforeshebleedstodeath.(Speakstodoctor)Buckiegivehimaclamp.

BUCKIE:BPsdropping.

(Cutbacktointerns.They’reallquietnow.)

CRISTINA:He’schoking.

MEREDITH:ComeonGeorge.

(CutbacktoGeorgeandDr.Burke)

DR.BURKE:Today!Pullyourballsoutofyourbackpocket.Letsgo.(Georgeisfrozen)Whatareyouwaitingfor?Suction.

(Heartmonitorstartsbeepingrapidly.Georgedoesn’tmove.Dr.Burkesighs)

DOCTOR:We’regettingtoolowfolks.

BUCKIE:Dr.Burke.

DR.BURKE(shovesGeorgeoutoftheway):Getoutoftheway.Pansyassidiot.Gethimoutofhere.Suction.Clamp.

(Cutbacktotheinterns)

ALEX(anotherintern):He’s007.

INTERN#1:007,yup.

INTERN#2:Atotal007.

(MeredithlooksworriedforGeorge)

IZZIE:What’s007mean?

MEREDITH:Licensedtokill.

(Theinternsstartleavingtheobservationdeck)

[EXT.Seattleatnight.]

[HOUR19flashesacrossscreen]

[INT.DesertedhallwayinSGH.Obviouslynotinuseanymore.Sparehospitalbedslinethebrickwalls]

(CuttoMeredith,Izzie&Cristinasittingonthebeds.Georgeissittingonawheelchairfacingthem)

GEORGE:007.They’recallingme007,aren’tthey?

MEREDITH&IZZIE:Nooneiscallingyou007.

GEORGE:IwasontheelevatorandMurphywhispered007.

CRISTINA(getsupandwalksaway):OhhowmanytimesdowehavetogothroughthisGeorge?Five?Ten?Givemeanumber.OtherwiseI’mgonnahityou.

GEORGE:Murphywhispered007andeveryonelaughed.

IZZIE:Hewasn’ttalkingaboutyou.

GEORGE:Areyousure?

MEREDITH:Wouldwelietoyou?

GEORGE:Yes.

CRISTINA(callsdownfromanotherhall.She’spurchasingacan):007isastateofmind.

GEORGE(callsback):Ohsaysthegirlwhofinished1stinherclassatStanford.

(Apagergoesoff.Theyallchecktheirs.It’sMeredith’s)

MEREDITH:Ohman.It’s911forKatieBryce.(Shelooksattheothers)Igottago.

(Sherunsoffdownthehall)

GEORGE:MaybeIshould’vegoneintogeriatrics.Noonemindswhenyoukillanoldperson.

(Cristinawalksbackin)

CRISTINA:Surgeryishot.It’sthemarines.It’smacho.It’shostile.It’shardcore.Geriatricsisforfreakswholivewiththeirmothersandneverhavesex.

GEORGE:I’vegottagetmyownplace.

(CuttoMeredithrunningupstairwellandintoahallway)

MEREDITH:Excuseme!Excuseme!

(SherunsintoKatie’sroom.NooneelseisthereexceptforKatiewho’sreadingamagazine)

KATIE:Tookyoulongenough.

MEREDITH:You’reokay?Thenursepagedme911.

KATIE:Ihadtogoallexorcisttogethertoevenpickupthephone

MEREDITH(outofbreath):Wait.There’snothingwrongwithyou?

KATIE:Beenbored.

MEREDITH:Youlittle…I’mnotacruisedirector.

(Meredithchecksherheartbeat)

KATIE:Youdon’thavetowigout.Pageantissupposedtobeoncablebutthiscrappyhospitaldoesn’tgetthechannel.IfthatcowKylieWittersonwalksoffwithmycrown,Ihaftaseeit.Canyoucallsomeone?

MEREDITH:Okay.Thisisanactualhospital.Therearesickpeoplehere.Gotosleepandstopwastingmytime.

KATIE:ButIcan’tsleep.Myhead’sallfull.

MEREDITH:That’scallthinking.Gowithit.

(Meredithwalksoutoftheroom)

(CuttoDr.Baileysleepingonanemptygurneyinthemiddleofahallway.IzziestandsafewfeetawayobviouslyunsureifsheshouldwakeDr.Baileyup.AmalescrubnurseTylerChristianisobservingIzzie’sdilemma)

TYLER:Whatdoyouneed?

IZZIE(toTyler):Mr.Joneshasjunkyveinsandhereallyneedsantibiotics.Ishouldstartacentralline.

TYLER:Sostartone.(Izzieissilent)Youdon’tknowhow.

IZZIE:I’veneverdoneone.

TYLER(smiling):Wellyouknowwhatthatmeans.(HelookspointedlyatDr.Bailey’ssleepingform)

IZZIE:Can’twejustpagesomeoneelse?

TYLER:She’stheon-callresident.

IZZIE:Okay.…OkayI’lljust,I’llwakeher.

(IzziewalksdowntoDr.Baileyandcrouchesdown.Tylerturnsaroundtowatch)

IZZIE:Dr.BaileyIdon’tmeantobotheryou…

DR.BAILEY(interruptsbutkeepshereyesclosed)Thendon’t.

IZZIE:It’sMr.Jones.

DR.BAILEY:Ishedying?

IZZIE:No.

DR.BAILEY:Thenstoptalkingtome.

(Izziestandsupandshakesherheaddamn.Shegoesbackandmakesanoise.Dr.Baileyreallygrouchysitsup)

DR.BAILEY(annoyed):Whatisit?

(CuttoMr.Jones’roomwhereDr.Baileyhasjustfinishedinsertingacentralline.Izzieiswatching)

DR.BAILEY:Nexttimeyouwakemehebetterbesoclosetodeadthere’satagonhistoe.

[EXT.SEATTLECITYFLASHESFROMNIGHTTODAY]

[INT.SEATTLEGRACEHOSPITAL]

(CuttoCristinarunningdownthehallswithlabs.CuttoIzziedozingoffataworkstation.CuttoGeorgecollectingsomesamplesatanurse’sstationforthelabs)

(Cuttoapost-opward.Meredithwalksin.Alexacockyinternistalkingwithanurse)

ALEX:4B’sgotpost-oppneumonia.Let’sstartantibiotics.

NURSE#1:Areyousurethat’stherightdiagnosis?

ALEX:WellIdon’tknowI’monlyanintern.Here’sanideawhydon’tyougospend4yearsinmedschoolandthenletmeknowifit’stherightdiagnosis.She’sshortofbreath.She’sgotfever.She’spost-op.Starttheantibiotics.

(Thenursewalksoffinahuff.AlexwalksuptoMeredith)

ALEX:GodIhatenurses.I’mAlex.I’mwithJeremy.You’rewiththeNaziright?

MEREDITH:Shemaynothavepneumoniayouknow?ShecouldbesplintingorhaveaPE.

ALEX(assumesMeredithisanurse):LikeIsaidIhatenurses.

(Alexwalkstoherotherside)

MEREDITH:Whatdidyoujustsay?(Alexislookingthroughsomecharts)Didyoujustcallmeanurse?

ALEX:Ahifthewhitecapfits.

(Meredith’spagergoesoff)

MEREDITH:DamnitKatie.

(ShewalksoffandGeorgecomesuptothedesk)

ALEX:Sheseeinganybody?

INTERN#4:Idon’tknow.

ALEX(whistles):She’shot.

GEORGE:I’mfriendswithher.

(Theylookathim)

GEORGE:I’mmeannotasfriends.Imeannotyouknowactuallyfriends.I’mmeannotexactly.Butwe’retight.Wehangout.(Intern#4walksoff)Imeanreallylikeonlyjusttoday.

ALEX:Dude.(heshakeshishead)Dude,stoptalking.

(CuttoMeredithwalkingupthestairwayandintothehall.SheseespeoplescramblingaroundandrealizesthatKatieisactuallyhavinganemergency.SherunstoKatie’sroom.TheroomisblurryfromMeredith’sperspective.Katieisseizing.)

NURSE#2:Whattookyousolong?

TYLER(soundingfaraway):She’shavingmultiplegrandmallseizures.Nowhowdoyouwanttoproceed?(Meredithjustwatches)Dr.Grey,areyoulisteningtome?She’sgotdiazepam.2mgmorazopam.Ijustgaveaseconddose.Dr.Greyyouneedtotelluswhatyouwanttodo.Dr.Grey!

(CuttoMeredithfinallysnappingoutofitandgrabbingKatie’schart.NursesareattemptingtoholdKatiedown.)

MEREDITH:Okayshe’sfullonthemorazopam?

NURSE#3:She’shad4mg.

MEREDITH:YoupagedDr.Bailey&Dr.Shepard?

TYLER:Themorazopamisnotworking.

MEREDITH:Phenolbarbitol.Loadherwithphenolbarbitol.

(NurseinjectsitintoKatie’sIV)

TYLER:Pheno’sin.

NURSE#3:Nochange.

MEREDITH:YoupagedDr.Shepard?

NURSE#3:Ijusttoldyou.

MEREDITH:Wellpagehimagain.Stat.

TYLER:Whatdoyouwannado?(Roomblurrsagain.Tylersoundsdistantagain)Dr.Greyyouneedtotelluswhatyouwannado.

(Monitorflatlines.)

TYLER:Heart’sstopped.

NURSE#4:Codeblue!Codeblue!…Codeblue!Codeblue!

(Anursebringsinaheartshockmachinein.Meredithgrabsthepaddles)

NURSE#3:Wait.

(Sheputsagelonthepaddles)

MEREDITH:Chargepaddlesto200.

NURSE#3:Charged.Clear.

(Meredithdeliverstheshock.Monitorisstillflatlined)

TYLER:StillV-FIB.Nothing.

NURSE#3:Charging.19secs.

MEREDITH:Chargethemto300.

NURSE#3:300.

(Meredithshocksagain.Stillnochange)

NURSE#3:27secs.

MEREDITH:Chargethemto360.

(Meredithshocksagain.)

MEREDITH:ComeonKatie.

(SheperformsmanualCPR)

NURSE#3:49secs.

TYLER:It’s60secs.You’resupposedtoadministeranotherbug.

MEREDITH:Chargeagain!(Thenursesstareather)Chargeagain!!!

(ThenursechargesagainandMeredithshocksKatie.Katie’sheartmonitorstartsbeepingagain)

NURSE#4:Anything?

NURSE#3:Iseesinusrhythm.

TYLER:Bloodpressureiscomingup.

NURSE#4:Pressure’sreturning.

NURSE#3:Rate’scomingback.

(Dr.Shepardrunsintotheroom)

DR.SHEPARD:Whatthehellhappened?

MEREDITH:Shehadaseizureandherheartstopped.

DR.SHEPARD:Aseizure?Youweresupposedtobemonitoringher!

MEREDITH:Icheckedonher…

DR.SHEPARD(interrupts):Igother.Just,justgo.

(Meredithwalksoutdejected)

DR.SHEPARD:Somebodygivemeher…givemeherchartplease?

(CuttoMeredithwalksdownthehall.Dr.Baileymeetsher.Meredithkeepsonwalking)

DR.BAILEY:Yougeta911,youpagemeimmediately!Notinthe5minutesittakesyoutotheemergency.Immediately!You’reonmyteamandifsomebodydiesit’smyass,youhearme!Grey!

(CuttoMeredithstillwalkingdownthehall.Cristinaseesher)

CRISTINA:Meredith?

(Cristinarunsafterher.Meredithwalksoutofthehospitalintotherain.Meredithrunsintothegrassandvomits.Cristinawatches.Meredithwalksback)

MEREDITH:Youtellanyone…ever…

[EXT.SUNRISINGOVERSGH]

[INT.SGHHOSPITAL.OPENMEZZANINEWITHBIGBAYWINDOWS]

(CuttoDr.Shepardstaringoutintotherain.CuttoDr.ShepardtalkingwithKatie’sparents)

MR.BRYCE:Yousaiditwasaseizuredisorder.Nowyou’resayingitisn’t?

DR.SHEPARD:I’msayingthatIdon’tknow.

MRS.BRYCE:Whatdoyouthinkitcouldbe?

DR.SHEPARD:Idon’tknow.

MR.BRYCE:Whenwillyoukno