高中幽默英語演講稿短文

第第頁高中幽默英語演講稿短文高中幽默英語演講稿短文1

Mycookinghasalwaysbeenthetargetoffamilyjokes.Oneevening,asIprepareddinnerabittooquickly,thekitchenfilledwithsmokeandthesmokedetectorwentoff.Althoughbothofmychildrenhadreceivedfire-safetytrainingatschool,theydidnotrespondtothealarm.Annoyed,Istormedthroughthehouseinsearchofthem.

Ifoundtheminthebathroom,washingtheirhands.Overtheloudbuzzingofthesmokealarm,Iaskedthemtoidentifythesound.

Itsthesmokedetector,theyrepliedinunison.

Doyouknowwhatthatsoundmeans?Idemanded.

Sure,myoldestreplied.Dinnersready.

高中幽默英語演講稿短文2

aseveryoneknows,englishisveryimportanttoday.ithasbeenusedeverywhereintheworld.ithasbecomethemostcommonlanguageoninternetandforinternationaltrade.ifwecanspeakenglishwell,wewillhavemorechancetosucceed.becausemoreandmorepeoplehavetakennoticeofit,thenumberofthepeoplewhogotolearnenglishhasincreasedatahighspeed.

butformyself,ilearnenglishnotonlybecauseofitsimportanceanditsusefulness,butalsobecauseofmyloveforit.whenilearnenglish,icanfeeladifferentwayofthinkingwhichgivesmemoreroomtotouchtheworld.whenireadenglishnovels,icanfeelthepleasurefromthebookwhichisdifferentfromreadingthetranslation.whenispeakenglish,icanfeeltheconfidentfrommywords.wheniwriteenglish,icanseethebeautywhichisnotthesameasourchinese...

iloveenglish,itgivesmeacolorfuldream.ihopeicantravelaroundtheworldoneday.withmygoodenglish,icanmakefriendswithmanypeoplefromdifferentcontries.icanseemanyplacesofgreatinterests.idreamthaticangotolondon,becauseitisthebirthplaceofenglish.

ialsowanttousemygoodenglishtointroduceourgreatplacestotheenglishspokenpeople,ihopethattheycanloveourcountrylikeus.

iknow,romewasnotbuiltinaday.ibelievethataftercontinuoushardstudy,onedayicanspeakenglishverywell.

ifyouwanttobeloved,youshouldlearntoloveandbelovable.soibelieveasiloveenglisheveryday,itwilllovemetoo.

iamsurethatiwillrealizemydreamoneday!

thankyou!

高中幽默英語演講稿短文3

Dickwearingapairofnewtrouserswenttogetherwithhisfathertohisauntshouse.Atthesightoftheboysnewtrousers,hisauntadmiredverymuchandkissedhimfavorably.Infrontoftheboy,thereweremanynicecakesandchocolates.Hiscousinalsotookoutallhistoysandplayedwithhim.Theboyenjoyedagooddaythere.

Whilehewentbackhomewithhisfather,hewassojoyfulthathesanganddancedalongthewayhome.suddenlyheslippedandfellintothemudandhistrousersgotverydirty.

Whenhegothome,hismothersawhisdirtytrousersandsaid:

Oh,whatamess!Thisisnotthefirsttimeyoucomehomelikethat,andthistimeyouarewearingyournewtrousers!

Iamsorry,mum,saidDick.ButIhadnotimetotakemynewtrousersoffwhenIfelldown.

高中幽默英語演講稿短文4

goodafternoon，ladiesandgentlemen!

i’mveryhonoredtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech!tobeginwith,iwanttoaskaquestion.doeseverybodydreamagooddreamlastnight?actually,todayiwanttotalkaboutdreamwithyou.ofcourse,whatiwanttotalkisnotadreamyouhavelastnight,butadream——aboutlife.

everyonehasdreamsaboutlife,differentdreamsatdifferentlifestage,andweneeddreamstosupportus.dreamsarelikethestarsweneverreachinthesky,butlikemostmariners(水手),wecanchartourcoursebythem.withthedream,wehaveadirection,withadirection,wewerenolongerconfused.withthedream,thereishope,withhope,wehavethestrengthtofight.

ihaveadream:tobeadoctor.，becausedoctormayrelievethepainofpatients.mayletthehumanchangethehealth.atthesametime,ibelievedthat,thosewhohelpothersmaybeabletoobtainjoyfully.therefore,ihopedinthenearfuture,imightbeadoctor.

butiknow，lifeistough,andtherearealwaysupsanddowns,maybewefailinthewaytoouraims,andwemayfeeldepressed,wheneveratthistime,thedreaminourheartcanalwayscomfortus,encourageus,andsupportustomoveahead.

young!fortunately,iamyoungnow.justduetoit,iknowthatnothingisimpossible.ifirmlybelievethatnothingcanstandinmyway.ificantrealizemydream,itresultfromthatihaventworkharderenoughandiwontfindothere*cuses.ifnopeoplebelieveyou,youcanmakeittoprovethatyouareright.ifyouthinkthegodhaventblessedyouandthereisnotruthhere,youcanbecomethegodandcreatethetruth.

mybreathswallowstheskyandmaketheyellowriveroverflow,myswordisfamousinkyushuanditcancollapsethefivesacredmountains.atsometimeinthepastialsohadambitiouswordsandihadsomeachievements.eachachievementresultsfrommyhardwork.ialwaysbelievethatifyouwanttohavemoreachievementsthanothers,youmustworkharder.insomee*tent,thedreamisthehope.ifyoucaninsistondoingsomething,thevictorywillcome.

holdfasttodreams,forifdreamsdie,lifeisabroken-wingedbirdthatcannotfly.holdfasttodreams,forwhendreamsgo,lifeisabarrenfieldfrozenwithsnow.somydearfriends,thinkofyouroldandmaybedeaddreams.whateveritis,pickitupandmakeitalivefromtoday.letsmoveout!

thankyouforyourlistening!

高中幽默英語演講稿短文5

onceuponatime,aweenieantwaswalkingonhisway.ashewaswalking,suddenlyhefeltthegroundshakingterribly.helookedaroundwithhisparanoideyesandsawanelephantwalkingrightbehindhim.quickly,thelittleantcoveredhimselfwithdirt,butonelegwasunfortunatelyleftout.asparrowsaweverything,sosheflewdownwiththepurposeofteasingtheant:“hey,chicken!watchoutyourleg,it’sout!”theantfeltembarrassedatfirstbutthencalmlyresponded:“shi…iamgoingtotripthatelephant.”

rightnow,i’mstandingonthisglamorousstage.buteverythinghereremindsmeofisanotsofunmemory.aroundthistimelastyeariwasinnanjingcompetinginanotherspeechcontest.thatwasthefirsttimeformetobeinsuchalargeevent.ofcoursethepressureiwasunderwasimmensetoo.afteraslee