【簡(jiǎn)單易懂英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀】哪有英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)小笑話

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯【簡(jiǎn)單易懂英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀】哪有英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)小笑話 民間笑話的根本功能在于引人發(fā)笑,在這個(gè)使人緊急而倍感壓抑的商品經(jīng)濟(jì)時(shí)代,笑話成了撫慰人焦灼靈魂的一劑良藥。我細(xì)心收集了簡(jiǎn)潔易懂英語(yǔ)小笑話，供大家觀賞學(xué)習(xí)! 簡(jiǎn)潔易懂英語(yǔ)小笑話篇1 city suckers 城里來(lái)的傻瓜 two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost. 兩個(gè)城市里的老兄在一條鄉(xiāng)間小道上開車迷了路， pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if h

2、e knew the way back to the city. 他們把車?？恳晃焕限r(nóng)夫旁邊，問(wèn)他知不知道回城里的路。 nope. cant say that i do, replied the old hayseed. "不，我不知道，'老農(nóng)夫答道。 well, can you tell us how to get back to the main highway? "那你知道回到主要大路要怎么走嗎? nope. dont know that, either. "不，我也不知道。' well, you sure dont know much, d

3、o you? 喔，你似乎不太熟識(shí)這里的路況，是嗎? could be. . . but i aint lost, neither. "可以這么說(shuō)，可是我也不會(huì)迷路。' 簡(jiǎn)潔易懂英語(yǔ)小笑話篇2 true dedication 好投入啊! mrs. fortesque was getting more and more worried. 福特斯克太太越來(lái)越擔(dān)憂， her husband had left for a round of golf early in the morning and by mid-afternoon he still wasnt home. 由于她先生一

4、早出去打高爾夫球，到下午三四點(diǎn)都還沒(méi)回家， evening came and mr.fortesque still hadnt returned. 甚至到傍晚也還不見人影。 the lady was just about to call the police when she heard her husbands car pulling into the drive way, 福特斯克太太剛要打電話報(bào)警就聽到她先生開車回來(lái)了。 rushing outside, she told her husband, darling, i was so worried about you. what kep

5、t you? 她沖出門外，向她先生說(shuō)道：友愛的，我一成天都在擔(dān)憂你，是什么事把你耽擱了? charlie had a heart attack on the fourth hole. "查理在第四洞時(shí)心臟病發(fā)作。' oh, my goodness, thats terrible! "喔，天哪，真可怕!' youre telling me! all day long it was shoot the ball, drag charlie, shoot the ball, drag charlie . . . . "那還用你說(shuō)嗎!-成天我都一邊打球，一

6、邊拉查理，一會(huì)兒打球，一會(huì)兒拖查理， 簡(jiǎn)潔易懂英語(yǔ)小笑話篇3 is this what they mean by second childhood,event)childhood 老年是人生的其次個(gè)童年期嗎? an old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying. 一位老人觀察一個(gè)小男孩坐在路旁號(hào)啕大哭。 whats the matter, little boy? he asks. "怎么回事，小兄弟?'老人問(wèn)道。 i cant do what the big boys do. "大男孩能做的事，我都不能做。' the old man sits down next to him and starts crying too. 聽了他的話，老人坐在小男孩旁邊也開頭哭了起來(lái)。 看了&quo