簡(jiǎn)單小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀 簡(jiǎn)單的英語笑話

1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯簡(jiǎn)單小學(xué)英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀 簡(jiǎn)單的英語笑話 笑話(jokes)往往是指能引人發(fā)笑的談話或故事。作為文體,篇幅短小,故事情節(jié)簡(jiǎn)潔而奇妙,往往出人意料,取得令人捧腹的藝術(shù)效果。我細(xì)心收集了簡(jiǎn)潔學(xué)校英語小笑話帶翻譯，供大家觀賞學(xué)習(xí)! 簡(jiǎn)潔學(xué)校英語小笑話帶翻譯篇1 a fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctor provided him with some suppositories. 有位理解力量相當(dāng)遲緩的老兄始終為便秘所

2、苦，因此醫(yī)生給他一些利腸的栓劑。 a week later, the patient came back to tell the doctor that his condition had not improved. 一星期后病人回來告知醫(yī)生，他的狀況尚未改進(jìn)。 im amazed, said the doctor. have you been taking the medicine i prescribed for you? "我覺得奇怪怪，'醫(yī)生說。"你有沒有采納我開給你的藥方呢?' what do you think ive been doing, s

3、hoving it up my ass? "你以為我做什么呢?莫非要我把它們都塞進(jìn)屁股里嗎?' what do you think ive been doing, shoving it up my ass? "你以為我做什么呢?莫非要我把它們都塞進(jìn)屁股里嗎?' 簡(jiǎn)潔學(xué)校英語小笑話帶翻譯篇2 moe, larry and curly had been stranded on a desert island. they were walking along disconsolately when moe happened to kick a bottle lyi

4、ng in the sand. the bottle broke and a genie suddenly emerged before them. 莫伊、賴?yán)途砻虼|礁擱淺而被困在一個(gè)無人荒島上，他們孤獨(dú)無助地沿岸邊走著，這時(shí)莫伊踢到沙灘上一只瓶子，那只瓶子破了后，突然消失一個(gè)精靈。 thank you. oh masters, for releasing me from my captivity. for your kindness, please allow me to grant you each a wish. "感謝你們從囚禁我的瓶子中把我放出來，我的仆人。為了報(bào)答你

5、們的恩惠，請(qǐng)讓我為每位實(shí)現(xiàn)一個(gè)愿望。' well, its not too difficult to figure out what i want, said moe. i wish l were back home. "哦，我的愿望很簡(jiǎn)單想出來，'莫伊說。"我盼望我能回到家里。' no sooner had he said the words than he was back in dear old brooklyn. 話一說完，莫伊就已在他可愛的布魯克林老家中。 i want to be back home, too, said i larry,

6、 and he, too, was instantly transported. "我也想回家，'賴?yán)f，他立刻也就被送走了 gee, its lone some here without moe and larry, said curly. i wish they were here to keep me company. "唉，沒有莫伊和賴?yán)?，一個(gè)人在這里真無聊，'卷毛說。"我盼望他們能回到這里陪伴我。' 簡(jiǎn)潔學(xué)校英語小笑話帶翻譯篇3 moe, larry, and curly were wandering in the arabian

7、 desert when they were captured by a band of ferocious bedouin. 莫伊。賴?yán)途砻齻€(gè)傻瓜走在阿拉伯沙漠中時(shí)，一群殘暴的貝都因人把他們抓了起來。 by the code of the desert you miserable infidels must be destroyed, declared their savage leader. set up the guillotine ! "依據(jù)我們沙漠的規(guī)定，你們這些可憐的異教徒必需被處死，'野蠻的首領(lǐng)說道。"把斷頭臺(tái)架設(shè)好。' moe was t

8、he first to be ordered to the death instrument. 莫伊首先被命令上斷頭臺(tái)，但令人驚異的是，刀具落下時(shí)在接近脖子地方就停止不動(dòng)了。 the blade descended but, amazingly, stopped just short of his neck. "這是個(gè)奇跡!'這位阿拉伯人說道。"把他放走!' its a miracle! declared the arab. release him! 接著賴?yán)杨^放在像剃刀刀片一樣鋒利的大刀之下，但又一次刀子在接近他的頸部地方停了下來。 next, larr

9、y placed his head under the huge, razor-sharp blade. but once again it stopped short of his neck. "奉阿拉真主之命，又是另一個(gè)奇跡!'酋長(zhǎng)又一次宣布。"放了他!' by allah, another miracle! affirmed the sheik once more. release him! 最終卷毛被帶到那不吉利的斷頭臺(tái)上，認(rèn)真察看后，他發(fā)覺一塊小木片攔住了刀鋒的去路。 finally, curly was led to the ominous device. looking closely he noticed a splinter of wood blocking the path of the blade. "難怪它不發(fā)生作用，'他宣布道。 well, no wonder it,s not working, he announced. "你們的問題就在這里' heres your pro