初中幽默英語(yǔ)演講稿3篇

1、演講稿是一種實(shí)用性比擬強(qiáng)的文體。是為演講準(zhǔn)備的書面材料。小編為大家整理了初中幽默英語(yǔ)演講稿3篇，歡送大家閱讀。初中幽默英語(yǔ)演講稿篇1Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town."Lets go to the fair, Matt," his wife said. "We havent been anywhere for a long time."Ma

2、tt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, "All right, but Im not going to spend much money. Well look at things, but we wont buy anything. "They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matts wi

3、fe wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane."Fun flights!" the notice said, " $ 10 for 10 minutes.Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didnt want to have to pay for his wif

4、e, as well."Ive only got $ 10, " he told the pilot. "Can my wife come with me for free?" The pilot wasnt selling many tickets, so he said, "Ill make a bargain with you. If your wife doesnt scream or shout, she can have a free flight."Matt agreed, and got into the small

5、airplane with his wife.The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.When the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. K. your wife didnt make a sound. She can have her ride free.""Thank you," Matt said. "It wasnt easy for

6、her, you know, especially when she fell out."初中幽默英語(yǔ)演講稿篇2Love Your Mother愛你的母親Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?你為什么哭?一個(gè)小男孩問他的媽媽."Because I'm a woman," she told him.因?yàn)槲沂桥?她告訴他."I don't understand," he said.我不明白.他答復(fù)His Mom just hugged him and said,"An

7、d you never will, but that's O.K.".媽媽擁抱了他說,"你永遠(yuǎn)也不會(huì)明白,但沒關(guān)系."Later the little boy asked his father,"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".后來小男孩問他的父親"媽媽為什么似乎在無(wú)緣無(wú)故的哭泣?""All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say."所有的女人都會(huì)常常沒有原因地哭泣"

8、;,這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的.The little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩長(zhǎng)大,成了男人的時(shí)候,他仍然奇怪媽媽為什么哭.Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?"最后他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問"上帝,為什么女人容易哭泣?"GOD answered.上帝答復(fù):"When I

9、made woman,I decided she had to be special.I made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,made her arms gentle enough to give comfort."當(dāng)我創(chuàng)造女人的時(shí)候,我決定把她造的很特別,我讓她的雙肩強(qiáng)壯的足以能夠承當(dāng)整個(gè)世界,但是,卻讓她的雙臂溫柔的足夠去撫慰他人.I gave her the inner strengthto endure childbirthand the rejectionthat many

10、 times will comeeven from her own children.我給她內(nèi)在的力量去忍受生產(chǎn)的劇痛,也讓她有勇氣承受無(wú)數(shù)的傷害,甚至這些傷害有時(shí)會(huì)來自于自己的孩子.I gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickneand fatigue withoutcomplaining.我給她頑強(qiáng),讓她能夠不斷地前進(jìn),并且照顧自己的家人和朋友,甚至當(dāng)每個(gè)人都放棄的時(shí)

11、候,她卻能夠堅(jiān)強(qiáng)地在疾病和勞累之時(shí)毫無(wú)怨言.I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all yanjianggao/ircumstances. Even when her child has hurt her badly.She has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears.我給她內(nèi)心的敏感,讓她在任何環(huán)境下都深愛著自己的

12、孩子.甚至在他們深深傷害她的時(shí)候.她用那特別的力量，讓年幼孩子的在受傷的時(shí)候感到撫慰，也能夠讓年輕的子女消除緊張與恐懼.I gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faultsand I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.我給她力量關(guān)心她的丈夫，盡管他會(huì)犯錯(cuò).我用男人的肋骨創(chuàng)造了女人，使女人可以保護(hù)男人的心臟.I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes

13、tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.我給她智慧，讓她知道一個(gè)好丈夫永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)傷害他的妻子，但有時(shí)候會(huì)試煉她堅(jiān)決的永遠(yuǎn)跟隨自己丈夫的能力與決心.For all of this hard work,I also gave her a tear to shed.It is hers to usewhenever needed andit is her only weakness.When you see her cry,tell her how much you love her, and all

14、she does for everyone, and even thoughshe may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.因?yàn)檫@些種種的困難，我也同樣賜她流下眼淚，這是當(dāng)她在需要時(shí)可以使用的，這是她唯一的軟弱之處.當(dāng)你看到她哭泣的時(shí)候，告訴她你有多么地愛她，告訴她她為所有人所做的一切，即使這樣她可能還是會(huì)哭泣，但你會(huì)使她的心里得到撫慰.She is special!Please send this to women you know, and those with mothers,sisters, and special w

15、omen in their lives.她是獨(dú)特的!請(qǐng)把這個(gè)信息傳遞給你認(rèn)識(shí)的女人， 有母親，姐妹和特別的女性在他們生命里的人.But, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.Each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each step gets easier.但是，也把這個(gè)信息傳遞給男人，因此他們會(huì)明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物.每一天，生活中都會(huì)有必須爬的山，但是勇氣會(huì)使每一步都更輕松.L

16、ove your Mother Always永遠(yuǎn)愛你的母親，and keep her Smiling并且使她微笑常在初中幽默英語(yǔ)演講稿篇3One of the most popular hobbies among people is reading books. More and more people spend their spare time in reading the books they are interested in.There are so many books in the world that it is impossible for any one to read a

17、ll of them, even if he spends his whole life in reading. Before we start reading, we should find out whether it is valuable for us to read.Reading good books is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It can enrich our knowledge. It makes us learn lots of things we did not previously know. We can be

18、aware of what had happened in the past as well as what is happening in the present time. The more books we read, the more knowledge we get. No matter how much education we receive or how much expensive we have, we can not become a full man unless we keep reading.Reading bad books will lead you to a

19、wrong way and prevents you from progressing. Its worse than reading nothing. So we know how important it is to read good books.book can be read at random time if you have leisure, and there never be a time limitation. Also, you can read a book to achieve a more really history. Through a book, you can communicate with its author without others transmission. All these rarely can be easily achieved by a television.Furthermore, book is a treasure t