絕望主婦第八季英文字幕

1、絕望主婦第八季第一季01Previously on I wanna get things right on thisBrees relationship with detective vancegot serious What are we gonna say to people Tom and lynette decided to separateWe shouldnt tell anyone until we tell the kids On god the kids Sit down Gabays stepfather returned to terrorize her again I

2、remember those nights in your room babyNo stop Until carlos stopped him permanentlyGaby ,what happened ？I killed him And now he is gonna go to jail because he tried to protect me Clam down, we just need time to think We dont have time Yes there was the dinner party Everyone is coming including your

3、boyfriend the detectiiveI killed a son of a bitch who hurt my wife If I have to go to prison I will Thats not gonna happen Every hosts knows there work to be done after the gusets leave a party And only the best friends will stay long after the party is over To help clean uop the mass They help with

4、 the heavy lifting They work together to lighten the load They take on the most unpleasant tasks And of course ,theres no more unpleasant than getting rid of an unwanted guest I should go move the car off the trail ,you gonna be okay ?Is this happen ?Are we really doing this ?Everyone stay focused T

5、he hardest is over , now all we have to do is to fill this in Oh my god, I think I got every thing . no No, u missed the phone And if u missed that , what else did you miss?Susan its gonna be okay /How is it going be okay ? someone is calling the dead guy Home ,see ? he has a home with people who ca

6、re about him People who are going to come looking for him ,leading them straight to us What d u want us to do ?Its not too late ,we should go to the police and send my husband back to prison ？This time for murder?No ,not necessarily ,it was the self-defense He broke into your house he threaten you w

7、e could explain that Yeah then we can explain how we dumped him in a trunk Ate some cheesecake and buried him in the woods We are going to caught ,people always get caught We cando this ,we are not criminals we drive carpool Thats enough This is a very bad man He attacked our friends and her husband

8、 protected her And now we are gonna to protect them That means we tell no one Not the police not our families no one When we bury the body we bury the secret forever Yes ,its only the best friend who stay long after the party is over To clean up the mass Even when the mass may be bigger than they ba

9、rgained for It has been said that change doesnt happen overnight Butt over the course of month it is amazing how much the ground can shift beneath us A woman who helped conceal a crime ls now sleeping with a detectiveA man who used to look forward to bedtime is now finding himself dreading it A woma

10、n who once told her husband every thing is now keeping a terrible secretAnd a couple who have decided to separate is now going to great lengths to show that nothing has changed Chap chap chap chap Aha ,son of a Hay hey hey guys got up earily so I figured what the heck ?Ill go get your mom some coffe

11、e the good stuff She deserve it he need it too I didt sleep last night But u would know that u were there Dont drink that tis been in my car for there days Where were you shoes ? dad?Its casual Friday ,casual Thursday Come on ,we are gonna miss the busSee you later ,I will see you at the dinner love

12、 you God practically lost a toe out there It wouldnt have happened if you hadnt oversleptYeah well you know you took the good alarm clock and along with the good pillow and the house This is ridiculous we have to tell the kids we have separated We will but the weekend is the babys barbecue and I don

13、t wanna ruin it for them Yeah last weekend you dont ruin the basketball tournament Last weekend before that pennys birthday Come on lynette are you sure this is about the kids?What else would it be ?No tom nothing is changed We still need time away from each other Yeah I agree we got a lot of pronle

14、ms to work out So why we cants tell the kids ?I just think they deserve one more happy weekend befor we tear the family apart You know what you are-Paigh is up Dont take this the wrong way But you could do this professionallyComing on a man who is the frist-name basis with the half hookers in the fa

15、irviewThis is quite a compliment detective Hey ,I thinking maybe this weekend we could head up to that place in the mountainsJust the two of us Oh thats sound lovely but gaby is having her annual barbecue on Saturday Am I invited ?Of course you are why wouldnt you be?Oh I dont know maybe because you

16、r friend dont like me What ? you are imaging this Its sure they dont talk to me They dont make eye contact its been that way for weekends Ever since the night of the dinner party Why uh why would you say that ?Bree I am a crop I got an eye for human behavior That was when everything changed I just c

17、ant figure out why I am keeping going over that night hour by hourWell stop going over that night because everything is fine The girls are as crazy bout you as I am I dont know I am not feeling it Well are you feeling this 、Oh bree I know what is going on You are trying to distract me with sex and i

18、f that the case Bring it on Wake up I make your waffles Come back when you learn how to make the mimosas Come on I left celia with them , there wont be any left Damn it , Juanita its enough Carlos Juanita honey , I am sorry Why have you been so short tempered lately Gosh ,I dont know Maybe I am upse

19、t about my golf swing or the economy Or maybe its because I killed a guy Look I got it okey？ but we have to move on with our lives Dont you think I want to I just cant stop thinking about this no matter what I do Its terrible thing that is always there I need to talk to some oneI know a boy name tom

20、 he is a great listener I meant father dugan Okey , are you crazy ? you cant tell anyone its too riskyA priest cant share what you say in confession Are you sure he is not gonna make you feel guiltier ?I mean that their thing Fine we will see the priest I have to I am turning into a terrilble husban

21、d father I need to get this off my conscience Its tearing me apart Susan what are you doing ?Oh I was looking out the window And I noticed the dusts in the corner of each windowpane and its driving me nuts Okay what going on with you What do you mean There is a lot of weird stuff you like to do in t

22、he bedroom But cleaning not so much Couldnt sleep Yeah thats been happening a lot lately You dont sleep you dont eat you never leave the homeThats not true I am substitute teaching today And thats great but Do you have a fight with your girls ?What why why would you say that ?Well a mouth ago ,you w

23、ere so excited to move back to the lane And now you never see them There no coffee no poker No bitching about husband over coffee and poker The girls and I are fine Then what is it ?Come on susan its me You can tell me anything I am going for a run Well susan you said I should get out of the house m

24、ore Hey so what do we know about the knew guy ?Definitely rich check out the car Definitely single check out the fish Rich and single , I wonder what he looks like you rarely get the trifectaWhats you guess?Wonky eye ? rabbit teeth ? comb over?One normal eyebrow ,one really big one ,baby hands ?I ha

25、d it all on one guy ,did not end well Well I actually ew neighbor this morning 180,90He was wearing a good-looking pair of jeans And tell me just say ,I can tell you one thing that isnt wonky On come on I am married I am not dead Can still image all the dirty thing Id do to him Like what ? oh god ?O

26、h I didnt you were there I am susan delfino Nice to meet you ben faulkner? Hi well I am acturally 188And I havent been 190 since I played rugby but uh thank you Uh and as for the jeans You know I could never figure out why they would cost 200 bucks now I know Ladies , excuse me Oh okay thanks welcom

27、e DibsLook who is out hey susan Hay would you like to join us for coffee ?Uh sorry I cant talk I am subbing today ,cant be late Is anyone talking to her ?I tried she is not returning my calls Same here , she is obviously avoiding us I am telling you that is one loose cannon Well we have got to get h

28、er back in the fold this is too risky Says the woman who is dating a cop Did it ever occor to you ,it might be good to keep him close ?If theres ever an investigation , I wll be the first to know I am doing this for us He is that good in the sack You have no idea And when you finish your worksheets

29、about ladybugsWe will go outside and see if we can find some Susan ,how is it going？Good its nice to be back To be honest ,I;ve been feeling a little down lately That is just what I needed Teacher Cupcakes is not moving She is probably sleeping honey No I poked him with my pencil a couple of timesSh

30、e is dead Uh its okay kids ,I know what to do Oh my god ,what do I do ?There a little spot In the garden where we bury the class pets Bury ? yeah have a little funeral say a few words Just dont mention the god Amandas parents are atheist lawyers and major douches Bless me father , I have sinned its

31、been a while since my last confession Continue my son My son ,I am sorry you are just like a thousands years older than me Who are you and where is the father dugan ?Leaving on sabbatical fun for him and fun for me This is my first week of confession it is ?Yeah and man the things I have heard There

32、 was a lady yesterday No no no I cant say it I think I will come back Uhm uhm ,no you are not going anywhereI told you to wait in the car Dont snap at me thats why we are here You keep saying you wanna to talk to someone so talk to this guy He seems perfectly enthusiastic He is a 12 years old this w

33、ill blow his collar offOn man this must be awesome I am so bummed , I cant tweet anymore Sorry ,if its not the dugan I am not doing this No lets go Nuts I was realy hoping this would be a good thing I made out with two chinks once in the colledgeThis job rocks I dont know if you ever buried anything

34、 before But you have to dig a hole Right of course I knew that Its funny the way life works out something isnt it ？I mean I wasnt supposed to be here today Once again in the wrong place at the wrong time Now I have to carry this around with me for the rest of my life Dont be sad mis-Cupcake was akin

35、d of a bad hamster She had three babies and ate them But that mean she deserved to die ？We cant get to make that call We were not god Thats right Amanda I said it What have I done ?Its not your fault I knew its not my fault But trying telling that to cupcakes family when they show up looking for her

36、 There we have done Now lets all slap on a happy face and pretend like this never happen Can I make in ?I am really not feeling like drinking right now Great mmmSo were you two close ?Pardon? You and cupcake Juanita told me what happened I assume you two had a long history Went to college together b

37、ackpacked through Europe It just sort of hit me In the weird way I worried about you First you stopped taking to friends Now you are wigging out at a rat funeral you are making me nervous Well I am sorry I am not handing accessory to murder as well as the west of you Susan ,I am begging you This is

38、my husband life we are talking about If anything were happen to him Think of what would happen to me and my girls I know you are having a hard time but please hold it together I am trying Try harder Bree Do I smell ？yes white chocolate macadamia nut your favoriteOn now you are my favorite mwahHum ho

39、w was your day ?Terrific I found a dead body Oh ,I am sorry you dont wanna hear about this No I do your work is fascinating So um where exactly did you find this body ?Warehouse out by the docksSo I am a big hero because I cracked a case those poor bastards in new haven p,dHave been working on for m

40、onths On good for you Mm, I got lucky All I did was spot a sedan with connecting plates A bunch of tickets on the windshield And I ask myself who owns that car ?The dead man had a car Exactly the killers did everything right But they forgot to get rid of the victims ride What idiotsSo you have this

41、key but it never occurred to you he might have a car I just threw all his stuff in our safe I didnt spend a lot of time thinking about it There it is Okay whats your plan Drop it off in a bad part of a town and let social decay take its course Oh god do you have to tiny up Get in if anybody caught u

42、s in the car ,we were dead On no its a stick I cant drive a stick can you ?I did once in high school Its easy just one extra pedal It was easier when I was drunk On my god What should I do , should I gun it ?Gun it ? you cant even drive it I thought it was you Chuck look baby its chuck I saw you wer

43、e struggling Whose car is this ?My aunts my friends Her aunt and my friend Aunt shirleyShe um come over to my place last night for book club and She had too much to drink Classic Shirley so we told her wed bring her car back today In fact she is waiting for us so we should scoot yeah No way I will d

44、rive What ? the way you are going you are gonna kill someone Go bob ,I wll meet you back at the station On no bob bob bob dont go Well okay a road trip in this neat old car with your cop boyfriend fun So where does Shirley live ?Yeah bree where does she live ?Where are you asking me ? she is your au

45、nt ?Just keep driving I will tell u when to turn Huh that is interesting no its not No ,I mean what is ?Oklahoma city redhawks is your aunt a fun ?On yeah Shirley love that uh sport And mens cologne ?She is a lesbian Yeah she could have been married ,but no she is a lesbian So this aunt um friend wh

46、o is a mens cologne wearing lesbian She also like to chew tobaccoBecause I never met a woman who likes to chew everI chew tobacco and I am a woman Yeah all that;s missing is a glass of chardonnayI keep telling her to quit do you want to have mouth cancer ?I say but she wont listen You okay? Yeah ugh

47、 Now pull over now Sorry shriley likes plain I prefer chocolate Get out what ? I am taking your car ?On my god ,I could kiss you ?What what are you just get out Shh keep your voice down ,that man over there is a copa cop ?no get back in here when you start something young man you see it through buck

48、le up hey what happened ?Shirley just happened to be walking by , isnt that a stroke of luck ?So do you think your friend bob could give us a ride home ?iSure I will call him So how is that dating a cop whiling covering us a murder working out for you ?Hey ,renee ,ladies Dont distract them ,they hav

49、e an important job to do I wil gonna go see the new neighbor You know give him a ride on the ol welcome wagon Oh that was fast I didnt know you two had even talked We havent So what makeds you think he is gonna be interested ?Hear that ladies , watch and learn I will show you some of my secrets Hi I

50、 am gonna save us some time look youre single and I am single I am hot and you are hot assuming you are not a gay And those shoes told me you are not We can do that thing where we first for a few weeks You can stare at my ass getting the mail And I get my mail four times a day Or you could invite me

51、 in for coffee right now Thanks for the offer , but uh I am good Excuse me Uh when I said coffee ,you did know I meant sex right Oh you were subtle but uh yeah I got it Oh you should write a book Otherwise ,when you die, you secrets will die with you Father dugan ,I so glad I caught you I dont know

52、if you remember me Carbrielle solis, I assume youve come to apologize for taking a phone call during the EastersermonI am sorry father but you know if you dont confirm those spa appointments you will lose them Yeah Um angway I came here about the carlos He is in trouble and he needs you help I d lik

53、e to help carlos he is a good man But Im afraid you are too late What ? you are the one who kept blabbing in that sermon how its never too late to confess you sinsSee I can listen and take calls Its rue god wait until the heart is ready but the airlines are a little stricter And I am not going overs

54、eas in a middle seat So if you will excuse me You getting on too miss ?Uh yes ,but I could not manage my bag Be a dear and grab it for me ?Hey ,what are you doing ?Taking you to the airport with a little detour Hey hey hey hey ,stop It stop it Are you crazy ? I can t miss my plane ?And I am sorry I

55、am trying to you to do the gods job Instead of going on your dream vacation to Rwanda ,where I will be digging wells for lepers Well you little friends are gonna have to wait Excuse me whoa ?Well where did you come from ?We are headed off on our honeymoon And we cant have any detours Thay say you ha

56、ve to get to the airport three hours early for the international flights Oh honey relax since we caught the bin laden You can stroll on the plane anytime you want Its just I have done something father And I am afraid its unforgivable God can forgi us for anything Really ? anything ?Yes If we are willing to show that we are truly repentant How ?Well its not by what we say its by what we do For instance ,Iif we were talking about a crime Then confessing to the authors whould prove the intent