英語話劇劇本-荊軻刺秦王

英語話劇劇本一一荊軻刺秦王Roles:太子丹;荊軻;荊軻妻;謀士阿三;莫愁;旁白旁白（Aside）/介紹（Introduction）:Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?（回夕卜音：It'syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高興狀）Thankumirror!（面對觀眾）I'mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?（向幕里大叫）Whereismyminister?阿三（畢恭畢敬）：Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifuKgraceful、handsome>charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!B可三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：0hyeah???.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Talent!（二十一世紀(jì)最需要的是什么，人才?這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?B可三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheN01killeroftheworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?阿三：Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）荊軻:AreyouLimochou?李莫愁：Yes.荊軻：0K.I'mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers'world.李莫愁：Areyouchallengingme?荊軻:Offcourse!（聳聳肩表示同意）李莫愁：Comeon!（音樂起）兩人沖上前來“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。。?！崩钅畹沟兀G軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀:Whathappened?Whyaren?tyouhurt?荊軻：Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don，twe?Dowe?（贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么，）李莫愁:Mommaalwayssaid:"Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou'regonnaget.〃Igotit,Mommaisright.荊軻再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：Howareyou?荊柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹:0hmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?荊柯:Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?荊柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?太子丹暈倒荊柯:Hey,man,I'mkidding!太子丹：Oh,I'mkiddingtoo!（畢恭畢敬）MayIhaveyournamecard,please?荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：“Tobeornottobe,that'saquestion.”B可三：Hero,weneedyourhelp.荊柯：Iambusynow!太子丹:Youcangetalotofmoney.荊柯：Iamverybusynow!阿三：IC,ID,IQcard?荊柯：Iamveryverybusynow!阿三（手指上場的美女，激動狀）：Look!Sheisthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.Ifyousay0.K.,sheisyours.荊柯（流口水）：1havetosaysheisaverysexyandbeautifulgirl,butTCMismyonlylove!阿三:What?What'stheTCM?荊柯；Hey,guy!Youlooksosmartbutwhyyoudidn'tknowTCM?Anyofthemcangiveyoutheanswer.阿三：Excuseme?What'stheTCM?觀眾甲：TCM-TraditionalChineseMM.太子丹：Imustshowyouthetrumpcard.Ladiesandgentlemen,thisisLiptonSlimmingtea.ItisabrandnewproductofUnileverChina.荊柯（激動）：Slimmingtea!Ihavedreamedofitforthousandsoftimes.MywifealwaysthreatenstoleavemeifIcouldn,treducemyweight.阿三：Doyouwanttobearealhore?Ifyoukillyingzheng,youcanbearealone.荊軻：sorry,sorry,sorry 阿三：wehavenobodybutyou!《nobody》響起，燕太子丹與阿三開跳，最后雙手指荊軻.荊柯（誠懇狀）JusttellmewhatshouldIdo?Iwilldoanythingforyou.太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!ActionUI荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹，阿三在后.B可三：Hero,wehavealreadyreachedYishuiRiver.并U壬可：Juststophere,please.Farewell,myfriends太子丹：Iwillmissyou,baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經(jīng)典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女一一此時一個中國古典美女經(jīng)過，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發(fā)覺不對，扭過頭來。）荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling,Iloveyou.妻子：Iloveyou!Youmeanmoretomethananythinginthiswholeworld!（《肖申克的救贖》）荊珂（流淚）：Iloveyoumore.Inspiteofyouandmeandthewholesillyworldgoingtopiecesaroundus,Iloveyou.（哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你，選自《飄》）妻子:Well.Beaman,justdoit!Iwillberightherewaitingforyou.荊珂（欲走還留，執(zhí)子之手又日）：Sweetheart!Youmustdomethishonor...promisemeyouwillsurvive...thatyouwillnevergiveup...nomatterwhathappens...nomatterhowhopeless...promisemenow,andneverletgoofthatpromise（泰坦尼克號沉船時，Jack對Rose的傾訴）.妻子：〃Ipromise.荊軻:"Neverletgo."妻子:〃Ipromise.Iwillneverletgo,Jack.I'llneverletgo?〃（并軻的發(fā)音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號》的臺詞。）妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，荊珂上船，漸漸遠(yuǎn)去妻子:It'sagooddaytodie.Nevercomeback.Never Neve