英文小品搞笑劇本大全

英文小品搞笑劇本大全

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小品是一種好玩的表演方式，大家喜愛(ài)看小品節(jié)目嗎？以下是我細(xì)心預(yù)備的英文小品搞笑劇本，大家可以參考以下內(nèi)容哦！

四人搞笑英文小品劇本

Narration:Carrie,CiciandWingareco-workerofapany.Thisdaytheyaretalkingintheoffice.

Ca:Bingo!Ifinallyfinishthiscase.Itisreallytough!Ihavenotsleptwellforalmostaweek.

Wing:Metoo.Ialwaysgetsobusyinthisseason.Ihavedrunkthreecupsofcoffeeinordertokeepawake.

Ci:OurbossmustbeenjoyinghisholidayinFijiverymuch.Whatdoyouthinkhewillfeelwhenheesbacktoseeourcase?

Ca:Ofcoursehewillfeelsurprisedandgiveeachofusapromotion.

Wing:Comeon,heisadevil,howcouldhedothistous?Anyway,weshouldawardourselvesforthesedayshardwork!

Ca:Youareright.Let’spigoutonjunkfood!

Wing:IhavestayedinChinaforawholeyearandImissmyhometown.ImissGermanfood!

Ca:sodoI.howmuchIloveFrenchfood!

Ci:IhavenoteatenGermanorFrenchfoodbefore.Doyouhaveanyremendation?

Ca:IfyouvisitFranceorgotoaFrenchrestaurant,snails,cheese,andgooseliverandredwinearethebestchoices.from

Wing:Youalsocan’tmissthefamousGermansausage,hamandbluechecse

Ci:Theyallsoundyummy.ButdoyouknowwhatChineseeatwhentheymisstheirfamilies?

WingCa:No

Ci:Theanswerisdumplings!

Ca:Well,IheardthatbeforethoughIhaven’ttasted.

Wing:Canyoumakedumplings,CiCi?Wouldyoumakesomeforus?Ihavebeenlongingfordumplingsforalongtime.

Ci:Aha,itisaseasyasapieforme.whataboutingtomyhousetonight?Wecanmakedumplingstogether.Iwillteachyouhowtocookit.

Ca:Great!Thatisfantastic.Thenitwillbethefirsttimetomakeandeatdumplings

Wing:Verygoodidea!Wecouldbusysomebasicingredientatthesuppermarketafterwork.

Ci:Sure.Weneedflour,yeast,pork,cabbages,vinegar,sauceandginger.

(ThethreecolleagueshadtheirshoppingandnowtheyareinCiCi’shouse)

CiCiourssomepouronthetableandsaid:”Carrie,canyoufetchsomewaterhere?”

Ca:sure,hereyouare.whatsnext?

Ci:Ci:wehavetomixtheflouryeastandwatertogether.becareful,don’taddtoomuchwater.

Ca:Okay,I’mkneeingthedoughrepentedly.itisbeingandsofter

Wing:Yeah,Iamcuttingtheporkintomanysmallpieces,andthenIwilladdseveralspoonsofoilinit.shallIblendthem?

CiCi:Yes,makesuretheyblendwell.Abitsaltandaspoonofvinegarareneeded,too.

(anhourlater)

Ca:Yes,thedumplingsareprepared.letsstart!

CiCi:Wait!Irememberwellthatyouallmissthefoodfromyourhometown.Look,whatarethese?

Ca:Wow!Cheese!Wheredidyougetit?Andmyfavoriteredwine.

Wing:God.Thosearesausageandham,Ican’tbelieveit!

CiCi:Haha,itisabigsurprise,isn’tit?Now,wearegotallthreecountries’foodready.

Ca:Soitisapletebigmeal.

Wing:Anunforgettablebanquetinmylife.Let’scheers!

Ca,Ci,Wing:Cheers!

英語(yǔ)搞笑小品劇本

(Originalscript)

(Williamcarryhisbagtoschool)

William:Todayismyveryfirstdayatcampus,Iheardofcampusisaivorytowerandfullofjoy,inthere,Icanbroadenmyhorizonandfollowmyinteresttomakingfriends,especiallytheassociationofcampusisashinningview,look,thereisahip-hopassociation,Iwillgothere,followme.

Association:Howdy,guys,ehere.

Areyouafreshman?

William:Yeah.Couldyoutellmesomethingaboutyourassociation?

Association：Ofcourse.Firstly,letmeaskyousomequestions.

Doyouwanttoshowyourtalent?(YES)

Doyouwanttoenrichyourcampuslife?(YES)

Doyouwanttobeastar?(YES)

So,thisisthestagewhatyouwant,we’llgiveyoumanychancestoshowyourstyle.Comeon,nohesitation.

W:Okay,that’sgreat,Iwilljoinyou.

Voice-over：Amonthlater,Williamhadetoknowthathehasalotofthingstodo,heisconfusedthere.

William:Thisismyhomework,andthisismyactivity,whichoneIshouldchoose?Ohmygod,whocanhelpme?

Voice-over：Atthattime,thelearningangelandthehip-hopfairyetohismindatthesametime.

LearningAngel:Tobeornottobe,thatisaquestion.LitterWilliam,Shakespeareiscallingyou.Thisistheoceanofknowledge,theheavenofliterature.Pleasetakeyourbookandetomyworld.

W:Okay,angel,waitme…waitme.

Voice-over:Suddenly,thehip-hopfairyising.

Hip-popfairy:Yoyoyo!Everybody!Pushyouhandsup.(Singing)Buddyyou’reaboymakeabignoiseplayinginthestreetgonnabeabigmansomeday,you’vegotthemudonyourface,bigdisgrace,kickingyourcanallovertheplace.Singing,wewillwewillrockyou.Singing,wewillwewillrockyou.

What’sboy?Comewithme,wehaveabigparty.Hurryup!

William:Wow,socool,takemeaway.(leavehisbookonthefloor)

LearningAngel：No!Stop！

(FacetoWilliam)Youcan’tdoit.Itistimetostudy.

(FacetoHip-popfairy)Andyou,whoareyou?(Thetonewithprovocation)

Hip-popfairy:It’snoneofyourbusiness,it’stimeforfun,getoutofhisworld,heshouldewithme.

LearningAngel:No!Youcan’t!Shutup!

Hip-popfairy:What?What?(Disputing)

William:Allright…allright.Calmdown….calmdownguys!Wemusthaveatalk!

LearningAngelandHip-hopfairy:Okay…okay.(Calmdown)

William:(FacetoLearningAngel)You,you’retheimportantpartofmylife,IknowIshouldpaymoreattentiontoyou.

But,you（FacetoHip-hopfairy）,withoutyou,mylifeisnotplete.

(Facetoaudiences)Learningangelismyrighthand,Hip-hopfairyismylefthand,youshouldgetwellalonewitheachotherandworktogether,Ineedyoutocreatemybeautifulcampuslife.

LearningAngel:Okay,Williamisright.

Hip-hopfairy:Yes,Ireallythinkweshouldbefriends.(shakehands)

(Singingtogether)

William:They’rethegirlonmymindandIknowI’mthinkingofthem,onmy