The Golden Girls《黃金女郎（1985）》第三季第十七集完整中英文對照劇本

謝謝你做我的朋友Thankyouforbeingafriend.旅行數(shù)日后又重回此處Traveleddowntheroadandbackagain.你的心是如此真誠Yourheartistrue.你是我的貼心好友Yourreapalandaconfidante.若你要開個(gè)派對Andifyouthrewaparty.邀請所有熟人到場Invitedeveryoneyouknew.你將發(fā)現(xiàn)最好的禮物是我送出的Youwouldseethebiggestgiftwouldbefromme.賀卡上將會(huì)寫著Andthecardattachedwouldsay.感謝你與我為友“Thankyouforbeingafriend"黃金女郎第三季第十七集嗨索菲婭你在做什么？Hi,Sophia.Ooh,whatyoumaking?肉醬千層面Lasagnaalforno.聞起來很好吃Smellsdelicious.是的我的姑婆尼科琳達(dá)曾經(jīng)說過Yeah.MygreatAuntNicolindausedtosay,“做千層面就像過河"Makinglasagnaalfornoislikecrossingariver.“把褲子卷起來如果發(fā)現(xiàn)“Ifyourollupyourpants,don'tbesurprised有蛤蝌在咬你腳后跟也不要感到意外〃ifyoufindclamsnippingatyourheels."?她什么意思??我怎么知道？"What'dshemean?-HowshouldIknow?她是個(gè)無可救藥的酒鬼Shewasahopelessalcoholic.-嘗嘗吧-哦-Here.Haveataste.-Ooh.嗨這出戲的試鏡怎么樣？Noproblem,sweetheart.快回來餃子Hurryback,dumpling.我的腳有翅膀嘔吐袋Myfeethavewings,barfbag.桃樂茜求你了堅(jiān)持住Dorothy,please,hanginthere.再過一會(huì)安吉洛就要坐飛機(jī)去布魯克林了Alittlewhilelonger,AngelowillbeonaplaneforBrooklyn.我真希望我?guī)Я擞暌翴wishrdtakenmyraincoat.你們倆怎么穿成這樣？Whyareyoutwodressedlikethat?這是我們的戲服桃樂茜Theseareourcostumesfortheplay,Dorothy.我們排練到一半時(shí)他們叫我們回家Wewereinthemiddleofrehearsalwhentheytoldustogohome.有一場颶風(fēng)正向邁阿密襲來There'sahurricaneheadingforMiami.我要吃一塊蛋糕Iwilltakeasliceofcake.你好Hello.安吉洛叔叔我…UncleAngelo,Fd,uh,我想讓你認(rèn)識(shí)…嗯…likeyoutomeet,uh...uh...我是蘿絲修女I'mSisterRose.你好!見到你很高興Howdoyoudo?Nicetomeetyou.?我是布蘭琪修女?很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你-I'mSisterBlanche.-Gladtomeetyou.我們在這里呃收集…We'rehere,uh,collecting...內(nèi)衣……lingerie...給需要變得性感的人forneedysexypeople.機(jī)場關(guān)閉了有一場颶風(fēng)朝這邊來了Theairportsareclosed.There'sahurricaneheadedthisway.我們所有人要留在原地Theywanteveryonetostaywheretheyare.這意味著我們可能會(huì)被困在一起好兒天Thatmeanswecouldbetrappedtogetherfordays.哦主耶穌??！Oh,Jesus!請保護(hù)我們守護(hù)我們Pleaseprotectusandwatchoverus在我們需要幫助的時(shí)候inthisourhourofneed.阿門Amen.天啊這雨真大Boy,it'sreallycomingdownputthere.我從來沒經(jīng)歷過颶風(fēng)I'veneverbeenthroughahurricanebefore.沒有什么好害怕的我經(jīng)歷過颶風(fēng)There'snothingtobeafraidof.Tvebeenthroughhurricanes.事實(shí)上還挺有趣的Actually,theycouldbekindoffun.我記得我結(jié)婚的時(shí)候那次IrememberonewhenIwasmarried.-結(jié)婚了嗎？?瑪麗-Married?-Mary.我在修道院的圣誕游♥行♥中扮演瑪麗IwasMaryintheChristmaspageantattheconvent.記得嗎蘿絲修女？Rememberthat,SisterRose?哦天哪是的布蘭琪修女是個(gè)出色的演員Oh,my,yes.SisterBlancheisquiteanactress.她當(dāng)然是好演員這才能讓別人相信她是處♥女♥She'dhavetobetomakeanyonebelieveshewasavirgin.斯坦利你是只穿著廉價(jià)西裝的豬Stanley,you'reapiginacheapsuit.?我得說（兩分錢）…-就能換個(gè)更好的假發(fā)嗎？-Youknow,fortwocents...-Youcouldgetabettertoupee?我已經(jīng)受夠了我不想再這樣下去了Fvehadenough.Tmnotgoingonwiththisanymore.安吉洛快看阿西西的圣弗朗西斯Angelo,look.St.FrancisofAssisi.閉嘴好好演你個(gè)蠢貨Shutupandplayball,youyutz.看錯(cuò)了不過要緊我們都去睡覺吧Falsealarm.Nevermind.Letsallgotobed.安吉洛你可以睡我房♥間Angelo,youcansleepinmyroom.哦那不會(huì)很擠嗎？Well,won'titbecrowded?拜托在西西里一張床能睡四個(gè)人呢Please.InSicily；wesleptfourinabed.是啊但我們有六個(gè)人Yeah,butthere'ssixofus.我是說只有你和我Imeantjustyouandme.哦吼真不錯(cuò)啊Oh-hp!Fancy.走吧我們?nèi)ニX吧Oh,comeon.Let'sgotobed.我累死了Yeah.Fmbeat.?我也是■我也是-Me,too.-Me,too.我也是Me,too.是誰？Whoisit?是安吉洛叔叔It'sUncleAngelo.請進(jìn)Comein.桃樂茜能幫我個(gè)忙嗎？Dorothy,wouldyoudomeafavor?哦當(dāng)然安吉洛叔叔Oh,ofcourse,UncleAngelo.Anything.我想讓你和這個(gè)男人上♥床♥Iwantyoutosleepwiththisman.算了吧Forgetit.求你了作為一名神職人員我求你了Please,Tma-beggingyouasamanofthecloth.現(xiàn)在我知道杰西卡?漢恩的感受了NowIknowhowJessicaHahnmusthavefelt.1987年擔(dān)任教會(huì)秘書時(shí)指控JimBakker強(qiáng)♥奸♥了她我很抱歉安吉洛叔叔我們吵了一架Look,I'msorry,UncleAngelo.Wehadafight.我知道我想睡覺了Iknow,andIwannagotobed.所以你們兩個(gè)孩子和好吧Soyoutwokids,pleasemakeup.行吧行吧咱和好吧Fine.Fine.We'remadeup.謝謝！晚安兩位做個(gè)好夢Thankyou.Goodnight.Sweetdreams.我知道有段時(shí)間了沒一起睡了你要控制你自己Iknowit'sbeenawhile,butcontrolyourself.我需要休息一下Ineedsomerest.?這是干什么??你不能上這張床-Whatisthatfor?-You'renotgettingintothisbed.■我該睡哪里?■像狗一樣趴在地上-WhereamIsupposedtosleep?-Onthefloorlikeanydog.很好斯坦?茲博納克才不會(huì)求女人上♥床♥Fine.StanZbornakdoesn'thavetobegawomantogetintobed.女人會(huì)主動(dòng)找我Womencometome.是的她們會(huì)先看看你信♥用♥卡♥夠不夠刷Yeah.AftertheygettheapprovalnumberonyourMasterCard.-晚安-閉嘴吧-Goodnight.-Oh,shutup.斯坦利如果你在做我以為你在做的事Stanley,ifyou'redoingwhatIthinkyou'redoing,你就完蛋了you'reinbigtrouble.我在回憶你第一次把我從床上踢下去的情景Iwasrememberingthefirsttimeyoukickedmeputofbed我不得不睡在地板上andIhadtosleeponthefloor.埃米爾?尊茨在波科諾的蜜月隱居處EmilZuntz'sHiddenHoneymoonHideawayinthePoconos.四月份巴黎的每個(gè)小屋WhereeverycottageisAprilinParis.還有七月加爾各答的每間浴室AndeverybathroomCalcuttainJuly.還記得我是怎么說服你讓我回去睡床的嗎？YourememberhowIconvincedyoutoletmebackin?不記得No.我真的I'vegota喜歡上你了Crushonyou小甜心Sweetiepie整日整夜Allthedayandnighttime聽我嘆息Hearmesigh斯坦利?茲博納克你是在勾引我嗎StanleyZbornak,Idon'tbelievethatyou'retryingtocharmme.?管用嗎??才沒用呢-Isitworking?-1don'tthinkso.你讓我別無選擇我得把那把“大槍"拔♥出♥來♥Youleavemenochoice.Tilhavetopullputthebiggun.你在浪費(fèi)時(shí)間斯坦利我知道”槍“才多大You'rewastingyourtime,Stanley.Fmfamiliarwiththebiggun.要來咯Heregoes.擁抱我Embraceme我甜蜜的擁抱你Mysweetembraceableyou-擁抱我-Embraceme你是無可替代的你Youirreplaceableyou桃樂茜!桃樂茜我剛做了個(gè)噩夢Dorothy!Dorothy,Ijusthadaterriblenightmare.-媽怎么了？■就這個(gè)情景-Ma,whatwasit?-This.分開吧Breakitup.斯坦利把我當(dāng)成柏林墻吧Stanley,thinkofmeastheBerlinWall.如果你想從我身上爬過去Trytoclimboverme,andyou'llknow你就知道兩腿之間夾鐵絲網(wǎng)是什么感覺了whatbarbwirebetweenyourlegsfeelslike.明白了Gotcha.桃樂茜這是怎么開始的？Dorothy,howdidthisstart??唱的科爾?波特??格什溫的-ColePorter?-Gershwin.感謝上帝我來得及時(shí)ThankGodIcameintime.我去接Filgetit.你好Hello.嗨沃爾特你好嗎？Hi,Walter.Howareyou?是啊我也覺得自己像一只被困在籠子里的動(dòng)物Yeah,Ifeellikeacagedanimalinheat,too.哦!沃爾特你這個(gè)淘氣的孩子Oh!Walter,younaughtyboy.繼續(xù)說Keepontalking.我穿的是什么？WhatamIwearing?好吧說實(shí)話一件修女的衣服Well,tobeperfectlyhonest,anun'soutfit.哦!聽起來不錯(cuò)啊哈Oh!Thatsoundsgoodtome.Uh-huh.暴風(fēng)雨一停我就過去Filbeovertherejustassoonasthisstormletsup.他是個(gè)麻風(fēng)病人He'saleper.我是唯一會(huì)碰他的人I'mtheonlyonewho'lltouchhim.大家早上好Goodmorning,everyone.-早上好-我來做早餐-Goodmorning.-Filmakebreakfast.真可惜你們倆結(jié)婚40周年紀(jì)念日被困在家里It'ssuchashame,youtwostuckhereonyour40thanniversary.?跟我們在一起-四十周年紀(jì)念？-Stuckwithus.-Fortiethanniversary?是啊今天是25號♥對嗎？Sure.Today'sthe25th,isn'tit?是的是的我想是的Yes.Yeah,Iguessitis.我記得我父母慶祝他們結(jié)婚40周年紀(jì)念日的時(shí)候Irememberwhenmyparentscelebratedtheir40thanniversary.他們做了最可愛的事Theydidthecutestthing.他們重申了結(jié)婚誓言Theyrenewedtheirmarriagevows.你們倆應(yīng)該這么做Youtwoshoulddothat.這里有個(gè)牧師會(huì)很完美的You'vegotapriestrighthere.It'llbeperfect.有愛又浪漫甜蜜又自然It'ssweet.Itsromantic.Itsspontaneous.這是我想過的最蠢的主意It'sthedumbestideaI'veeverhad.我認(rèn)為這是個(gè)好主意Ithinkit'sagreatidea.-什么？■什么？-What?-What?你到客廳來一下好嗎？Snookums,couldIseeyouinthelivingroom?好Sure.你到底是怎么回事?你瘋了嗎？Whatthehelliswrongwithyou?Areyouputofyourmind?桃樂茜聽我說Dorothy,justhearmeput.過去的兩天你和我在這里Thelasttwodays,youandmebeinghere勾起了很多美好的回憶broughtbackalotofgoodmemories.昨晚我們在床上的時(shí)候我感覺到了什么LastnightwhenyouandIwereinbedtogether,Ifeltsomething.那是我母親的膝蓋Thatwasmymother'sknee.除此之外Besidesthat.咱們還是有舊情在的Therewasstillsomeoftheoldmagicthere.我知道上次我們把事情搞砸了Look,Iknowwelousedthingsupthelasttime.我把事情搞砸了Ilousedthingsup.但現(xiàn)在我們有機(jī)會(huì)再試一次Butnowwehaveachancetogiveitanothertry.寶貝我想你了Babe,Imissedyou.我想完成婚禮Iwannagothroughwiththeceremony.然后我們就去市政廳去復(fù)婚Thenwe'llgodowntocityhallandmakeitlegal.?斯坦…-桃樂茜這是命運(yùn)-Stan...-Dorothy,it'sfate.天意這場颶風(fēng)我們假裝還在婚姻里Divineintervention.Thehurricane.Uspretendingwe'remarried.如果上帝不想讓我們在一起他就不會(huì)派牧師來IfGoddidn'twantustogether,hewouldneverhavesentapriest.我不是牧師I'mnotapriest.安吉洛你不是牧師是什么意思？Angelo,whatdoyoumeanyou'renotapriest?我不能再這樣欺騙下去了Icannotgoonwiththisdeceptionanylonger.我不能為你倆主婚我不是牧師我從來不是Ican'tmarryyou.Tmnotapriest.Ineverwas.安吉洛叔叔你在說什么？UncleAngelo,whatareyoutalkingabout?我得坐下Igottasitdown.讓我給你們講個(gè)故事Letmetellyouastory.想象一下Pictureit:西西里島1914年Sicily,1914.我在我們親愛的母親臨終前答應(yīng)過她Ipromisedourdearsaintedmotheronherdeathbed我要成為一名牧師Fm-agonnajointhepriesthood.在我去巴勒莫神學(xué)院的路上OnmywaytotheseminaryinPalermo,我在當(dāng)?shù)氐囊患倚〔宛^停下來喝了一杯基安蒂酒IstopoffinalocaltrattoriaforaglassofChianti.女服務(wù)員把它端到桌子上Thewaitressbringdrinktothetable...想象出的場面isavision.甜美的嘴唇Lusciouslips,豐滿的胸部……fullbosom...屁♥股♥那么圓那么結(jié)實(shí)andabehindsoround,sofirm,你得雙膝跪地yougottofalldownonyourknees為它華麗宏偉的美麗而哭泣andcryputatitsmagnificentregalbeauty.我是一個(gè)屁♥股♥控I'mabuttman.無論如何我對上帝的忠誠不會(huì)動(dòng)搖Anyway,mydevotiontoGoddoesn'twaver.但是突然間這個(gè)念頭Butsuddenly,theidea和一群穿著令人發(fā)癢長袍的人住在一起oflivingwithabunchofguysinitchyrobes看起來沒那么吸引人doesn'tseemquiteasappealing就像那樣asthattuckus.所以我撕毀了我的牧師申請SoItearupmypriestapplication,向菲洛梅娜求婚askFilomenatomarryme,在接下來的72年里我們幸福地生活在一起andwelivedthenext72yearsinweddedbliss.為什么這么多年你一直保守著這個(gè)秘密？Whydidyoukeepitasecretalltheseyears?我怕我的家人會(huì)背棄我Iwasafraidmyfamilygonnaturnonme他們發(fā)現(xiàn)我違背了在媽媽臨終前對她的承諾theyfindputIbrokeapromisetoMamaonherdeathbed.我答應(yīng)媽媽要嫁給貝尼托IpromisedMamaI'dmarryBenito,鎮(zhèn)上給手風(fēng)琴師的猴子做帽子的人thetown'sorgangrindermonkeyhatmanufacturer.■你沒嫁嗎？?拜托-Andyoudidn'tdoit?-Please.我非常爰我的母親但我有自己的生活要過Ilovedmymotherdearly,butIhadmyownlifetolive.你也是安吉洛Youdid,too；Angelo.?你能原諒我嗎?-當(dāng)然了安吉洛叔叔-Canyoueverforgiveme?-Oh,ofcourse,UncleAngelo.事實(shí)上我們也都有過欺騙的時(shí)候Actually,we/veallbeendeceitful,too.斯坦利和我離婚了我希望你沒有失望StanleyandIaredivorced.Ihopeyou'renotdisappointed.不我當(dāng)然高興了我從不喜歡這個(gè)蠢貨No.Tmthrilled.Ineverlikedhim.He'sayutz.我們也不是真正的修女Andwe'renotreallynuns.我們其實(shí)是優(yōu)秀的普通市民We'reactuallygorgeousprivatecitizens.-現(xiàn)在我糊涂了■到廚房♥來-NowI'mconfused.-Cometothekitchen.我給你做點(diǎn)早餐然后解釋整件事I'llfixyousomebreakfastandexplainthewholething.大伙快看暴風(fēng)雨要停了Look,everybody.Thestorm'slettingup.我馬上就得去沃爾特家I'mgonnarunrightovertoWalter's.你不打算換衣服嗎？Aren/tyougonnachange?不No.風(fēng)還是很大It'sstillprettywindy.Hi,girls.Howdidtheauditionfortheplaygo?糟透了我們只得到了小角色Awful.Wejustgottwotinyparts.我們要表演《音樂之聲》We'redoingSoundofMusic,布蘭琪沒能當(dāng)主角andBlanchedidn'tgetthelead.真不敢相信你沒被選為主角Ican'tbelieveyouweren'tcastinthelead.你在過去的五年里一直在爭取啊You'vegottenitthepastfiveyears.他們雇了一個(gè)新導(dǎo)演他沒有品味Theyhiredanewdirector,andhehasnotaste.布蘭琪以前和老導(dǎo)演睡過Blancheusedtosleepwiththeoldone.新導(dǎo)演是個(gè)同性戀Thenewdirector'sgay.一個(gè)同性戀戲劇導(dǎo)演你聽說過這種事嗎？Agaytheaterdirector.Didyoueverhearofsuchathing?這真令人震驚It'sabsolutelyshocking.接下來你就知道NBA里有黑人籃球運(yùn)動(dòng)員了Nextthingyouknowthey'llhaveblackbasketballplayersintheNBA.媽你在做千層面Ma,youaremakinglasagnaalforno.又是要干什么？Whatistheoccasion?才沒有這只是你最爰吃的啊There'snooccasion.Ijustknowit'syourfavorite.我去開門Ellgetit.做這個(gè)花了12個(gè)小時(shí)你想要干什么？Thistakes12hourstomake.Whatdoyouwant?什么也不干而且花了16個(gè)小時(shí)Nothing.Andittakes16.你做千層面的時(shí)機(jī)只是在葬禮和人情上Theonlytimeyoumakelasagnaalfornoisforfuneralsandfavors.你沒穿黑色衣服你想要干什么？You'renotwearingblack,sowhatdoyouwant?啥也沒有啊桃樂茜你真是有病我要出去看看能不能飛起來I'mgonnagooutsideandseeifIcangetairborne.好了我也該走了Well,Fdbettergetgoing,too.斯坦Uh,Stan.關(guān)于你說的話Aboutwhatyousaid.桃樂茜我開玩笑的Hey,Dorothy,uh,Iwaskidding.這是個(gè)玩笑Itwasajoke.我也是這么想的That'swhatIfigured.你不會(huì)以為我是認(rèn)真的吧？Well,youdidn'tthinkImeantit,didyou?-不當(dāng)然不是-當(dāng)然不是-Well,no.Ofcoursenot.-Ofcoursenot.我混跡在啦啦隊(duì)員狂野派對和按♥摩♥浴缸之間I'mstrictlycheerleaders,wildparties,andhottubs.斯坦趁我還沒忘記Stan,beforeIforget,之前答應(yīng)過得adeal'sadeal.這是你的50元Here/syour50.算了吧索菲婭That'sokay,Sophia.這個(gè)免費(fèi)了Thisone'sonthehouse.振作起來閨女Pullyourselftogether,pussycat.格什溫的歌♥會(huì)迷惑很多人Gershwinconfusedalotofpeople.Nothing.Dorothy,you'reasick,而且還多疑偏執(zhí)suspicious,paranoidperson.斯坦我最喜歡的前女婿Stan,myfavoriteex-son-in-law.哦!上帝!斯坦利你在這里干什么？Oh!God!Stanley,whatthehellareyoudoinghere?別那樣跟他說話我邀請的他Don'ttalktohimlikethat.Iinvitedhim.?什么??我喜歡你的假發(fā)斯坦利-What?-1loveyourtoupee,Stanley.-是新的嗎?■是的-Isitnew?-Yeah.店里的人管它叫丹?拉瑟造型TheguyattheshopcallsittheDanRathermodel.你覺得這會(huì)讓我看起來更聰明嗎？Youthinkitmakesmelookmoreintellectual?當(dāng)然了順便說一下斯坦利你的拉鏈開著Oh,absolutely.Bytheway,Stanley,yourflyisopen.-我好尷尬一別擔(dān)心-I'msoembarrassed.-Don/tworryaboutit.我聽說丹?拉瑟也這樣IhearthatDanRatherhasthesameproblem.所以他才坐在桌子后面That'swhyhesitsbehindadesk.媽聽著我想知道答案Ma,listen,Iwantsomeanswers.你為什么要準(zhǔn)備我最喜歡的飯菜Now,whydidyoupreparemyfavoritemeal然后邀請我最不喜歡的人andtheninvitemyleastfavoriteperson來和我們一起吃？tocomeeatitwithus?好吧好吧我需要你幫個(gè)忙Allright.Allright.Ineedafavor.還記得我哥哥安吉洛嗎?他參加了你的婚禮RemembermybrotherAngelo?Hewasatyourwedding.他是西西里島的牧師He'sapriestwholivesinSicily.他下周要去布魯克林He'sgoingtoBrooklynnextweek堅(jiān)持要在邁阿密停一下andinsistedonstoppingoffinMiamioneday來慶祝你倆結(jié)婚40周年快樂towishyoutwoahappy40thweddinganniversary.但我們已經(jīng)離婚了Butwe'renotmarriedanymore.所以這讓我想到了千層面Whichbringsmetothelasagnaalforno.我要你們假裝你們還沒離婚Iwantyoutopretendyou'restillmarried而且我們幸福地住在這里andthatwe'realllivinghere.絕對不行婚姻是神圣的Iwillnottakepart.Theinstitutionofmarriageissacred.-我給你50塊-好的-Tilgiveyou50bucks.-Okay.桃樂茜就一個(gè)下午Dorothy,itsonlyforoneafternoon.如果他知道你倆離婚了你叔叔會(huì)很傷心的It'llbreakyouruncle'sheartifyou'redivorced.媽算了吧我們離婚是因?yàn)樗固估撑蚜宋襇a,forgetit.We/redivorcedbecauseStanleycheatedonme.他是個(gè)令人討厭令人厭惡的家伙Heisaloathsome,repulsivecreature.一想到假裝結(jié)婚我就覺得不舒服Eventhethoughtofpretendingtobemarriedmakesmeill.好吧但我還是要留下來吃晚飯F(tuán)ine,butI'mstillstayingfordinner.如果你不這么做我就再也不理你了Ifyoudon'tdothis,Tilneverspeaktoyouagain.■我不在乎■你的余生我每晚都會(huì)邀請斯坦過來-1don'tcare.-FilinviteStanovereverynight.能有多糟?就這一天Howbadcanitbe?It'sjustfortheday.布蘭琪我剛熨好我們的戲服Blanche,Ijustpressedourcostumes.今晚的排練讓我很緊張I'mnervousabouttherehearsaltonight.我們再過一遍臺(tái)詞怎么樣？Whatdoyousaywegooverourlinesagain.當(dāng)然Sure.我們能從第三場開始嗎？Canwetakeitfromthetopofscenethree?我站在馮?特拉普家的陽臺(tái)上I'mstandingonthebalconyofthevonTrapphome聽著遠(yuǎn)處炮彈的爆♥炸♥聲listeningtoartilleryshellsburstinginthedistance,你從后臺(tái)跑過來andyoucomerunningonfromupstage.?好的你準(zhǔn)備好了嗎？?好了-Okay.Youready?-Yes.納粹來了!納粹來了！TheNazisarecoming!TheNazisarecoming!所有人拿起槍到地下室去！Everybody,grabagunandgointhebasement!來吧！Comeon!快走M(jìn)ove.不不不No,no,no,no.索菲亞放松點(diǎn)Sophia,now,justrelax.我們在排練《音樂之聲》的臺(tái)詞We'rejustgoingoverourlinesforTheSoundofMusic.哦謝天謝地Oh,thankGod.哇哦真的下起來了Whooo,itisreallycomingdown.下什么了？What'scomingdown?凱撒宮的利伯拉斯帳篷TheLiberacemarqueeatCaesar'sPalace.下雨了!蘿絲！Rain!Rain,Rose!那個(gè)白♥癡♥斯坦在哪兒？WhereisthatidiotStan?安吉洛隨時(shí)會(huì)到Angelowillbehereanyminute.我不知道他在哪里斯坦總是遲到Idon'tknowwhereheis.Stan'salwayslate.我們第一次約會(huì)他就遲到了Hewaslateforourfirstdate.然后你遲到了Andthenyouwerelate.所以你才要嫁給那個(gè)愚蠢懶惰一無是處的Whichiswhyyouhadtomarrythatstupid,lazy,no-good,豬腦子的…王子pinheadofa...prince.這個(gè)人是個(gè)王子進(jìn)來斯坦Thismanisaprince.Comein,Stan.對不起我遲到了I'msorryI'mlate.大雨都讓交通堵塞了Therainreallytiedupthetraffic.女士們Hi,girls.-嗨■嗨-Hi.-Hi.嗨熊媽媽Hello,MamaBear.熊爸爸回到山洞里了PapaBear'sbackinthecave.看著你我都想吐了Icouldvomitjustlookingatyou.那一定是安吉洛你們兩個(gè)去后面ThatmustbeAngelo.Youtwogoputtheback.他不能在這兒看到你倆走了走了Hecan'tseeyouhere.Goahead.Go.Go.安吉洛！Angelo!索菲亞！Sophia!你看起來棒極了Youlookterrific.40年來你一點(diǎn)都沒變Youhaven'tchangedabitin40years.安吉洛你是牧師你不應(yīng)該說謊Angelo,you'reapriest.Youshouldn'tlie.別擔(dān)心別擔(dān)心Don'tworryaboutit.Don/tworryaboutit.出發(fā)前我多念了50遍萬福瑪利亞Beforethetrip,Isaidanextra50HailMarys以防我想放縱一下incaseIfeltlikea-cuttinga-loose.桃樂茜！Dorothy!安吉洛叔叔很高興見到你UncleAngelo,itissogoodtoseeyou.桃樂茜你知道嗎？Dorothy,youknowsomething?你現(xiàn)在看起來更漂亮了Youlookmorebeautifulnow比你結(jié)婚那天還漂亮thanyoudidonyourweddingday.你那50遍的功德這就沒了Youjustusedupall50HailMarysonthatone.斯坦利你還是個(gè)風(fēng)趣的人Stanley,you'restillafunnyguy.你還有幽默感是吧？Yougotasenseofhumorstill,huh?他還會(huì)逗你開心嗎？Hestillmakeyoulaugh?不會(huì)不過話說回來我最近都沒看見他光身子了Notreally.Butthenagain,Ihaven'tseenhimnakedlately.聽聽這倆總是說些俏皮話Wouldyoulistentothosetwo.Alwayswiththequips.告訴我孩子們怎么樣了？So,tellme,howarethechildren?安吉洛叔叔他們都長大了Oh,UncleAngelo,they'reallgrownup.多好Hownice.凱特是紐約的一名室內(nèi)設(shè)計(jì)師KateisaninteriordecoratorinNewYork,邁克爾是一位非常成功的音樂家andMichaelisaverysuccessfulmusician.邁克爾不想和我一起做新奇玩意的生意Michaeldidn'twantgointhenoveltybusinesswithme.是的對斯坦打擊很大Yes.Itwasacrushingblow當(dāng)時(shí)邁克爾決定加人波士頓愛樂樂團(tuán)whenhedecidedtojointheBostonPhilharmonic而不是挨家挨戶地賣♥♥橡膠狗屎