兒童英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話帶翻譯

兒童英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話帶翻譯1.兒童英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話帶翻譯錢不用找了Sellingsecondhandbooksatourchurchbazaar,Igotintoanargumentwithaprospectivecustomer.HewasinterestedinbuyingThePocketBookofOgdenNashbutclaimeditwasoverpricedat35cents.Otherpaperbacksweresellingfortenor15centseach.在教堂的義賣市上賣舊書時(shí)，我與一名準(zhǔn)備買東西的顧客發(fā)生了一場(chǎng)爭(zhēng)論。他對(duì)購(gòu)買袖珍奧金.納什集頗感興趣，但是說(shuō)它要三十五美分開價(jià)過高。其它的平裝書每本才賣十或十五美分。Ipointedoutthatthebookwasingoodcondition.Nashwasafunpoet,anditwasforagoodcause.Hesaiditwasamatterofprinciple.Ultimately,Iagreedtosellhimthebookfor15cents.Triumphant,hepaidwitha$10bill.“Keepthechange,”hesaid.我指出這本書保存狀況頗好，納什是個(gè)有趣的詩(shī)人，這個(gè)要價(jià)是合理的。他說(shuō)這是個(gè)原則問題。最終，我同意以十五美分的價(jià)格將這本書賣給他。他得意洋洋，拿出一張十美元的票子付帳?！傲沐X不用找了?！彼f(shuō)。12.兒童英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話帶翻譯amosaskedhismotherwhethertheycouldhaveavideo.艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺(tái)錄像機(jī)。i’mafraidwecan’taffordone,sighedhismother.恐怕我們還買不起，媽媽嘆息著說(shuō)。butonthefollowingdayincameamos,staggeringbeneaththeweightofabrand-newvideo.可第二天當(dāng)艾莫斯回來(lái)時(shí)，他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺(tái)全新的錄像機(jī)。howonearthdidyoupayforthat?gaspedhismother.你究竟是哪兒來(lái)的錢買這東西?媽媽大吃一驚，喘著氣說(shuō)。easy,mum.repliedamos,isoldthetelevision!媽媽，這簡(jiǎn)單，艾曼斯回答。我把電視機(jī)給賣了!3.兒童英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話帶翻譯誰(shuí)都沒空IwasgoingtobedtheothernightwhenmywifetoldmethatIhadleftthelightonintheshed.Shecouldseefromthebedroomwindow.那天晚上，我剛要上床睡覺，妻子告訴我說(shuō)我沒有關(guān)儲(chǔ)藏室的燈，她從臥室的窗戶看見那還亮著。AsIlookedformyself,Isawthattherewerepeopleintheshedtakingthings.Iphonedthepolice,buttheytoldmethatnoonewasinthisareatohelpatthistime,buttheywouldsendsomeoneoverassoonastheywereavailable.我也透過窗戶朝那邊看，發(fā)現(xiàn)有幾個(gè)人正在偷東西。我趕忙報(bào)警，但是警察局說(shuō)現(xiàn)在沒有警察在我家的這片位置，他們一有了人手就馬上派過來(lái)。IsaidOK,hungup,andwaitedoneminute,thenphonedthepoliceback.“Hello.Ijustcalledyouaminuteagobecausetherewerepeopleinmyshed.Well,youdon’thavetoworryaboutthemnowcauseI’veshotthemall.”我說(shuō)沒問題，然后掛了電話，等了一分鐘，又給他們打過去：“警察局嗎，一分鐘以前我打過電話來(lái)，我告訴你說(shuō)有人正在我家的儲(chǔ)藏室偷東西。但是現(xiàn)在沒事了，因?yàn)槲覄倓傞_槍把他們都打死了?！盬ithinfiveminutestherewerehalfadozenpolicecarsinthearea,anArmedResponseunit,theworks.Ofcourse,theycaughttheburglarsred-handed.Oneoftheofficerssaid:“Ithoughtyousaidthatyou’dshotthem!”Irepliedwith“Ithoughtyousaidtherewasnobodyavailable!”隨后，五分鐘之內(nèi)有六輛警車來(lái)到了我家，警報(bào)也響了。當(dāng)然，他們當(dāng)場(chǎng)抓住了竊賊。有個(gè)警察對(duì)我說(shuō)：“我記得你說(shuō)你把他們都打死了?！蔽一卮鸬溃骸拔矣浀媚阏f(shuō)現(xiàn)在誰(shuí)都沒空?！?.兒童英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話帶翻譯開業(yè)大吉Anewbusinesswasopening...andoneoftheowner’sfriendswantedtosendhimflowersfortheoccasion.新公司開業(yè)了，開業(yè)典禮上，經(jīng)理的一個(gè)朋友送他一個(gè)花籃。Theyarrivedatthenewbusinesssiteandtheownerreadthecard,....“RestinPeace.”經(jīng)理高聲朗讀著花籃上的賀卡：“安息吧?！盩heownerwasangryandcalledthefloristtocomplain.經(jīng)理生氣極了，打電話找來(lái)賣花的人要質(zhì)問他是怎么回事。Afterhehadtoldthefloristoftheobviousmistakeandhowangryhewas,thefloristreplied,“Sir,I’mreallysorryforthemistake,butratherthangettingangry,youshouldimaginethis:somewhere,thereisafuneraltakingplacetoday,andtheyhaveflowerswithanotesaying,..花店老板來(lái)了，看到這個(gè)明顯的`錯(cuò)誤和經(jīng)理氣急敗壞的樣子，他說(shuō)：“我真得很抱歉。但是與其這么生氣，你倒不如這樣想：有另外一個(gè)地方，今天要舉辦一個(gè)葬禮，他們將會(huì)收到一個(gè)花籃，Congratulationsonyournewlocation!’”留言條上寫著‘恭喜你有了新的歸屬!’”5.兒童英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話帶翻譯一分一塊錢AdollarperpointAprofessorwasgivingabigtestonedaytohisstudents.Hehandedoutallofthetestsandwentbacktohisdesktowait.Oncethetestwasoverthestudentsallhandedthetestsbackin.Theprofessornoticedthatoneofthestudentshadattacheda$100billtohistestwithanotesaying“Adollarperpoint.”Thenextclasstheprofessorhandedthetestsbackout.Thisstudentgotbackhistes