英語(yǔ)詩(shī)歌-小笑話(huà)等識(shí)

詩(shī)歌PoemsnowsnowwheredoyougoidonotknowidonotknowwhereigoABigFatBowlofDumplingsAbigfatbowlofdumplings,Boilinginthepot;Sugarthemandbutterthem,Theneatthemwhilethey'rehot.一大碗湯圓一大碗湯圓，在鍋里翻滾；給它們加糖，給它們涂黃油，然后趁熱吃掉它們。歌謠aballad;asong33、Good,better,best.Neverletitrest.Tillgoodisbetter.Andbetterbest.34、Nowrunintherain.Andnowinthesun.Againandagain.Oh,isn'titfun!

35、TheMoonOh!Lookatthemoon.Likeabigsilverspoon.Soroundandsobright.Intheskyatnight.注：silver['silv]銀制的

36、Themaninthemoon.Camedownsosoon.Hefrightenedakangaroo.Whojumpedoverabigspoon.注：frighten['fraitnd]使害怕kangaroo[kg'ru:]袋鼠

37、TheMoonThemoonislight.Themoonisgold.Themoonislikeaboat.Iwanttositinit.Themoonislikeabanana.Iwanttoeatit.ThemoonislikeMum'ssmile.Iwanttokissher.

38、TreeandBoyBigtree,bigtree.Canyoutellme,whyyousmile,andwhyyouarehappy?Littleboy,littleboy.Pleaselistentome,forIlovemyfriends,andtheyloveme.

39、Little,littleinsects.Onehead,onebody,sixlegs.Somecanclimb.Somecanfly.Antscanclimb.Beescanfly.Iwanttofly.Idon'twanttoclimb.注：insect['insekt]昆蟲(chóng)

40、Monkey,monkey.NaughtyMonkeyKing.Comeandgo.Doinggoodthings.EveryonelikesNaughtyMonkeyKing.注：naughty['n:ti]頑皮的

41、AHappyRobotI'mJack'sfriendI'mfromtheNewLandIcanwalkandtalkIcanreadandwriteAmerryKingI'mnotButI'mahappyRobot

42、Cometome.Cometome.Thecatisasleep.It'stimefortea.Hereisthecake.Hereisthetea.Cometome.Let'senjoythetea.

43、WhoamI?Doyouknowme?MynameisE.Ihavealongnose.Andwhiteteeth.Beeshumminginthetree.Sheepwalkinginthestreet.ButI'dliketosleep,Sleepwithmyfeet.注：hum[hm]做嗡嗡聲44、Whereisthewigglyworm?Heiswigglingontheleaf.Whyishetherewiggling?Becausehehasnowaist,nowings.Whatdoeshedoallday?Hewigglesandwigglesaway.注：wiggly['wigli]來(lái)回?cái)[動(dòng)的waist[weist]腰wing[wi]翅膀

45、ThreeLittleMonkeysThreelittlemonkeysjumpingonthebed,Onefeeloffandbumpedhishead.Mamacalledthedoctorandthedoctorsaid:Nomorelittlemonkeysjumpingonthatbed.注：bump[bmp]撞碰

46、Blue,blue,bluesheep.Haveyouanywool?Yes,sir.Yes,sir.Threebagsfull.Oneformyfriend.Andoneformyqueen.Andoneformylittleboy.Wearingshoesofgreen.注：queen[kwi:n]女王47、I'manantfromCalifornia.Iseeanappleoverthere.Anelephantiscomingnear.Withanangelsittingonhisear.注：California[kli'f:nj]加利福尼亞州angel['eindl]天使

48、Kangaroos,kangaroos,kickandkick.Kangaroos,kangaroos,skipandhop.Blackcat,blackcat,walkandwalk.Blackcat,blackcatbackandstop.注：skip[skip]跳hop[hp]跳躍

49、Mr.DuckThecaptainwasaduckwithspacketonhisback,AndwhentheshipbegantomoveThecaptainsaidQuack!Quack!

50、Thehorseishigh.Hesays“Goodbye.”Thelambislow.Hesays“Let'sgo.”Thezebraishigh.Hesays“Goodbye.”Thesnakeislow.Hesays“Goodbye.”Go,go,let'sgo.Highorlow.51、AnimalPoemI'malittlekitty,Ilovetotippytoe.Won'tyoudoitwithme?Readynow,let'sgo.

I'malittlerabbit,Ilovetohop,hop,hop.Comeonanddoitwithme.It'sfun;we'llneverstop.

I'magreatbigelephant,Itakebigstepssoslow.I'dlovetohaveyoujoinme,Readynow?Let'sgo.I'malittledog,Ilovetorunandrun.Ifyouwoulddoitwithme,Wecouldhavesuchfun.

52、BlueBird,BlueBird,whatdoyousee?Iseeablackcatlookingatme.BlackCat,BlackCat,whatdoyousee?Iseeagreenfroglookingatme.GreenFrog,GreenFrog,whatdoyousee?Iseeagoldfishlookingatme.Goldfish,Goldfish,whatdoyousee?Iseearedgirllookingatme.RedGirl,RedGirl,whatdoyousee?Iseeabluebird,ablackcat,agreenfrog,agoldfishlookingatME.That'swhatIsee.

53、Areyouhappy,littlebird,littlebird?Yes,I'mhappysoIsingandsingandsing.Areyouhappy,littlefrog,littlefrog?Yes,I'mhappysoIjumpandjumpandjump.Areyouhappy,littlebee,littlebee?Yes,I'mhappysoIhumandhumandhum.Areyouhappy,littleduck,littleduck?Yes,I'mhappysoIquackandquackandquack.Areyouhappy,littlekids,littlekids?Yes,I'mhappysoIsmilebrightandwide.注：hum[hm]哼

54、Teddybear,teddybear,touchyournose.Teddybear,teddybear,touchyourtoes.Teddybear,teddybear,touchtheground.Teddybear,teddybear,turnaround.Teddybear,teddybear,turnaround.Teddybear,teddybear,lieontheground.Teddybear,teddybear,danceonthetoes.Teddybear,teddybear,touchyournose.

55、RightHandLeftHandThisismyrighthand,I'llraiseituphigh.Thisismylefthand,I'lltouchthesky.Righthand,Lefthand,Rollthemaround.Lefthand,Righthand,Pound,pound,pound.注：raise[reiz]舉起

56、InWhiteSnowDowntheroadSlippingandfallingInthesnowRollingandlaughingUpthenorthInsleighswesailing注：slip[slip]滑倒sleigh[slei]雪橇57、OnSummerDaysOnSummerdaysThesunishot.Thecloudsarehigh.Bigandwhiteinthesky.Iliketoswim,Ilikeswimmingalot.Onsummerdays,Iliketoplay.Iplaywithfriendseveryday.

58、TodayisChildren'sDay.It'sourholiday.Wearesinging.Wearedancing.Weareplaying.Wearelaughing.It'safunday,afunday.59、AweekThefirstdayofaweekisSunday.ThencomesMonday.Tuesdaycomesnext.AfteritisWednesday.ThursdayfollowsWednesday.FridayfollowsThursday.FinallycomesSaturday.

60、WhatMonthIsYourBirthday?Whatmonthisyourbirthday?It'sinMay.Let'splay,play,play.Whatmonthisyourbirthday?It'sinJuly.Let'sfly,fly,fly.Whatmonthisyourbirthday?September,orNovember.I'mnotsure.Happybirthday.SeptemberorNovember.That'sforsure.61、Thatlittlegirl.Satonthewheel.Eatingabigpie.Sheputinherthumb.Andpulledoutaplum.Andsaid“WhatagoodgirlIam.”注：wheel[hwi:l]車(chē)輪plum[plm]李樹(shù)62、HowBrighttheStarsAreThat'sstar.That'sstar.They'rebeforethecar.Oneredstar.Onegreenstar.Howbrightthestarsare!Hereyouare!Hereyouare!You'vegotaredstar.

63、HereIstheChurch.Hereisthechurch,Andhereisthesteeple.Openthedoors,Andseeallthepeople.Closethedoors,Andseeallthepeople.Closethedoors,Andhearthempray.Openthedoors,Andtheallwalkaway.注：steeple['sti:pl]尖塔

64、ThemorewearetogetherThemorewearetogether,Together,together,Themorewearetogether,Themerrierweshallbe.Foryourfriendsaremyfriends.Andmyfriendsareyourfriends.Sothemorewearetogether,Themerrierweshallbe.注：merry['meri]歡樂(lè)的65、Canyoutellme,Canyoutellme,Canyoutellme,Canyoutellme,Whatlittleboysdo?Whatlittlegirlsdo?Theyrunandjump,Theydanceandskip,Theyrunandjump,Theydanceandskip,SoIwilljumptoo.SoIwillskiptoo.注：skip[skip]跳

66、Jellyandjam.Jellyandjam.Jellyforme.Jamfortea.Don'tbesilly.Howcanthatbe.It'sjamforme.Andjellyfortea.注：jelly['deli]果凍jam[dm]果醬

67、FriendsFriends,friends,friends.Thesearemyfriends.Sam'sfromAmerica.Kiko'sfromJapan.Friends,friends,friends.They'remyfriends.68、CrosswithNoFearLooktotheleftLooktotherightIsthereatruckOrabusinsightThere'snoneontheleftThere'snoneontherightTheroadisclearWecancrosswithnofear69、Toamarket,yourmarket,Tobuyabigegg.Gohome,comehome.Tofindalittlebed.Toamarket,yourmarket.Tobuyabigball.Gohome,comehome.Tofindalittledoll.70、RoundTheClockRoundtheclockthehoursgo,Sometimesfastandsometimesslow,Tellmewhatthetwohandssay,Theywilltellthetimeofday,Eighto'clock,it'stimeforbed.Comewithmeyousleepyhead.71、AquestionSomepeopleliveinthecountry,Wherethehousesaresmall,Somepeopleliveinthecity,Wherethehousesaretall.Butinthecountrywherethehousesaresmall,Thegardensaresobig,Andinthecitywherethehousesaretall,Therearenogardensatall.Wheredoyoulive?小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)Smalljoke1)TOM'SEXCUSE

Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?

Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-Go

Slow".

湯姆的借口

老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到？

湯姆：我每次路過(guò)拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫(xiě)著："學(xué)校----慢行。"

DIDYOURDAD...

小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)2)TomcallJim'sname:"Ican'tbearsuchafoolish!"

andJimsay:"Youmothercould(bear)!"

湯姆對(duì)著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個(gè)苯蛋了!"

吉姆說(shuō):"你媽媽能!"

附:bear有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個(gè)笑話(huà)正是根據(jù)這點(diǎn).

小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)3)TomcallJim'sname:"Ican'tbearsuchafoolish!"

andJimsay:"Youmothercould(bear)!"

湯姆對(duì)著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個(gè)苯蛋了!"

吉姆說(shuō):"你媽媽能!"

附:bear有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個(gè)笑話(huà)正是根據(jù)這點(diǎn).

小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)4)AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",thenthemansays:"God,whatisamillionyearstoyou?"andGodsays:"asecond",thenthemansays:"God,canIhaveapenny?"andGodsays"Inasecond"

一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對(duì)話(huà).他問(wèn):"主啊,一百萬(wàn)美元對(duì)你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問(wèn):"那一百萬(wàn)年呢?"上帝說(shuō):"一秒鐘."最后男子請(qǐng)求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過(guò)一秒鐘."

小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)5)MothersentTommytothestoreacrossthestreettobuyagoodboxofmatches.WhenTommycameback,motheraskedhim,”Didyoubuyagoodboxofmatches?”

“Yes,Mum.”Tommyreplied,”Ihavetriedthemall.”

一盒小火柴

媽媽讓湯米去馬路對(duì)面的商店里買(mǎi)一盒好用的火柴。湯米回來(lái)后，媽媽問(wèn)他，“你買(mǎi)的是好用的火柴嗎？”

“是的，媽媽?！睖谆卮?，“我把它們都試過(guò)了?！?/p>

小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)6)Father:Uh,oh,IthinkIjustmadeanillegalright-handturn.

Susie:Thatisokay,dad,thepolicemanbehindyoujustdidthesamething!

開(kāi)車(chē)

父親：哎呀，我剛才違規(guī)右轉(zhuǎn)彎了。

蘇西：沒(méi)事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉(zhuǎn)了。

小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)7)LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortowcents.”WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?”

“Igaveittoapooroldwoman,”heanswered.

“You’eragoodboy,”saidthemotherproudly.”Herearetowcentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?”

“Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.”

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。

“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了？”

“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆?！彼卮鹫f(shuō)?！澳阏媸且粋€(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō).“再給你兩分錢(qián)?？赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”

“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的?！?/p>

小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)8)Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,”Whathappened?”

“Akidbitme,”repliedIvan.

“Wouldyourecognizehimifyousewhimagain?”askedhismother.

“I’dknowhimanywhere,”saidIvan.”Ihavehisearinmypocket.”

他的耳朵在我的衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事？”

“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口?！币练舱f(shuō)。

“再見(jiàn)到他你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎？”媽媽問(wèn)。

“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”伊凡說(shuō)，“他的耳朵還在我的衣兜里?！?/p>

小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)9)Teacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?

Student:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanswer.

Teacher:Pleasetellus.

Student:Theswallowisbesidethesparrowandthesparrowisbesidetheswallow.

兩只鳥(niǎo)

老師：這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？

學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。

學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

小學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)10)

Heisreallysomebody

--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.

--Heis