IT狂人臺詞文本

1、IT狂人臺詞文本【 IT狂人第一季第1期 】Hope this doesnt embarrass you Jen, but I found the best thing to do with the new employee is to size them up with a long hard stare.希望你不要感到尷尬，珍。因為我發(fā)現(xiàn)考量新員工最好的辦法就是用眼睛緊緊地盯著他。So!So.Firstday!Yes!那么！怎樣。第一天上班？沒錯！Scary.?Yes.Dontbescared!OhImnotreally scared.害怕吧？是.別怕！其實我也不是很怕。Youshould

2、be!WellImalittlebitscared.What?Dontbe!應(yīng)該怕！我確實有點小怕啦。啥？別怕！Makeupyourmind!你到底想怎樣。Sohereyouare!好吧你說！Yes.Imreallylookingforwardto.Gettingtogripswiththe.其實，我很希望能.認真做好.ImgonnaputyouinI.T.BecauseyousaidonyourCVyouhadalotofexperiencewith computers.我決定把你安排在IT部門。因為你在簡歷里說你在電腦方面很有經(jīng)驗。IdidsaythatonmyCV,yes.Ihavelo

3、puter.thing,you know.我的確在簡歷里提過，沒錯。我有著豐富的經(jīng)驗，關(guān)于整體的.電腦的. 事兒。Emails.sendingemails,receivingemails,deletingemails.Icouldgoon.Do!例如電子郵件.發(fā)郵件，收郵件，刪郵件.除此之外我還會很多。那接著說！TheWeb.Usingmouse.mices.usingmice.Clicking.doubleclicking.thecomputerscreenof course,thekeyboard.我會上網(wǎng). 點鼠標 .各種鼠標。

4、單擊.雙擊.當然還有顯示器、鍵盤.Thebitthatgoesonthefloordownthere.Theharddrive?Correct.那邊安在地板上的叫什么來著.硬盤嗎？就是它。Aha!Well,youcertainlyseemtoknowyourstuff.啊哈！看來你對你的專業(yè)非常熟悉。Thatsettles.GotagoodfeelingaboutyouJen!Andtheyneedanewmanager.就這么定了。對你的感覺很不錯啊，珍！那邊正好缺個新經(jīng)理。Ohfantastic!So.thepeopleIllbeworkingwith,whatretheylike?太好了

5、！那.要跟我一起工作的同事，他們怎么樣？Standardnerds!標準的書呆子！【 IT狂人第一季第2期 】HelloI.T. ?Haveyoutriedturningitoffandon again?你好，IT部。試過關(guān)機重啟嗎？OK,well,thebuttonontheside,isitglowing?好，邊上的鈕亮不亮？Yeah,youneedtoturniton!Thebutton,turnsit on? !對，你需要先按鍵開機！就是那個鈕，按下去了嗎？Yeah.You.Yeah.Youdoknowhowabutton works,dontyou?No,notonclothes!是

6、.你.對.你知道怎么按按鈕吧，不是嗎？不是衣服上的紐扣！（button=按鈕=紐扣）Hello,I.T. ?Yeah?Haveyoutriedforcinganunexpectedreboot?你好，IT部。是嗎？你試過強制意外重啟嗎？No,no!Thereyougo!Nothereyougo,Ijusthearditcomeon.不不！就是那樣！這回對了，我剛聽見開機的聲音了。Nono,thatsthemusicyouhearwhenitcomeson.不不，你聽見的是開機音樂。No,thatsthemusicyouhearwhen.Imsorry,areyoufromthepast? !不

7、，有音樂說明.抱歉，你是從古代來的嗎？Seethedriverhooksafunctionbypatchingthesystemcalltable.驅(qū)動程序通過修補系統(tǒng)調(diào)用表調(diào)用掛鉤函數(shù)。Soitsnotsafetounloadit,unlessanotherthreadsabouttojumpinthereanddoitsstuff.所以直接卸載不安全，除非讓另一個進程接管。Andyoudontwanttoendupinmiddleofinvalidmemory.Hello?如果在無效內(nèi)存中掛掉就悲催了。喂？Ohreally?Really,whydontyoucomedownhereandm

8、akemethen?是嘛？那你干嗎不下來跟我單挑?。縒hat?OhyouthinkImafraidofyou?Imnotafraidofyou!什么？你以為我怕你??？我才不怕你呢！YoucancomedownhereanytimeandIllbewaitingforya!Thattoldher!有種你就下來，本人隨時恭候！就欠這么跟她說！OhGod,itsabouttimeyougotback,itsbeenallgo.哎呀老天，你該早點回來，錯過剛才的好戲了。Youhadajob?你去修電腦了？Girlonfifth.五樓那姑娘報修.Didyouandher.hititoff?你跟她. 投緣

9、嗎？DefineHititoff?投緣是什么意思？Didshecontinuetalkingtoyouonceyoudfixedhercomputer?就是修完電腦后，她還理你嗎？No.AndwhileIwasworkingonit,sherestedacuponmyback.不理.而且我趴著修電腦時，她還在我背上放了個杯子。No? !Yep!Unbelievable!不是吧？你看！簡直難以置信！Yeah,Imeantheyvenotrespectforusupthere,norespect!Whatsoever!Werealljust drudgenstothem沒錯，樓上的人對咱們太沒尊重

10、了！是不尊重！無所謂是什么詞！簡直當咱們是哭工！（Roy把drudge說成了drudgen）Yes!Ifthereweresuchathingasadrudgen,thatiswhatwedbetothem.沒錯！要是世上有哭工這個詞，那我們一定是。Itsliketheyrepallywallywhentheresaproblemwiththeirprinter,butonceitsfixed.打印機壞了他們都跟你稱兄道弟的，可只要你一修好.Theytossusawaylikeyesterdaysjam!他們像對隔夜的果醬那樣，隨手就把咱們?nèi)拥揭慌?！Yes!Yesterdaysjam!That

11、iswhatwearetothem!對！隔夜的果醬！那就是我們在他們眼里的形象！Actuallyyouknowwhat?Thatdoesntreallyworkasathing.becauseyouknow,jamlastsfor ages.其實那比喻還是有點不準確.果醬保質(zhì)期很長的。Hello,I.T. ?Haveyoutriedturningitoffandonagain?你好，IT部。試過關(guān)機重啟嗎？Unisextoilets?Youhaveunisextoilets,likeAllyMcBeal?無性別衛(wèi)生間？你們居然有無性別衛(wèi)生間，跟甜心俏佳人里一樣？【 IT狂人第一季第7期 】It

12、mightbesomethingyousay,orsomethingyou do!那些跡象可能會是你說的話，或者干的事！Butwhenwenoticethis,andbelievemewewill noticethis,theresgoingtobealongwaydownfor you,sweetchicks!我們只要注意到這些跡象，相信我，我們一定會留意的，你就會在這兒待好長時間，小丫頭！Hellrealizeinasecond.他馬上就會反應(yīng)過來他說錯了。Icannotbelieveyouregoingtotellonme.Youre likeapairofhorribleoldwome

13、n.真不敢相信，你們居然打算告發(fā)我。你們倆就像一對老巫婆。Whatdidshesay?她說什么？Shesaidwerelikehorribleoldwomen.她說我們像老巫婆。Shedidnt!她怎會這么說！Heyguys!Ok,gotsomethingtotellme?你們好啊，伙計們！找我有事嗎？Yes,well,itslikethis.有點事。是這樣的.Lookatyou!MyI.T.Team.看看你們！我的IT團隊。Yeah.Teamplayerseachandeveryoneofyou.沒錯。你們每個人都是團隊的一員。Yeah,whatshe.Theresnoroomforpeop

14、lewhocantactinateamonmyteam!對，但她.在我這兒沒有團隊精神可不行！Excuseme.Hello?What? !Wellifyoucantworkasateam,youreallfired!Thatsit,youheard me,fine!Getyourthingsandgo!抱歉。喂？什么？！要是你們不能像團隊一樣工作，就給我走人！就是那樣，你沒聽錯，你們被解雇了！拿著你的東西走人！Hello,Security?Everyoneonfloor4isfired.Escortthemfromthepremises.Anddoitasa team!喂，保衛(wèi)科嗎？四樓的人都

15、被炒了，把他們送出大樓。別忘了團隊合作！Rememberyoureateam,andifyoucantactasateam,yourefiredtoo!記住你們是個團隊，如果沒有團隊精神你們也給我走人！Dawn!Getontorecruitment.Tellthemtolookforasecurityteamthatcanworkasteam.道恩！找人事部，讓他們招一組有團隊精神的保安隊。Theymayhavetoescortoursecurityteamfromthebuilding,fornotactinglikeateam!讓他們把現(xiàn)在的保安隊轟出去，他們沒有團隊精神！Team!Tea

16、mteamteamteamteam!IevenlovesayingthewordTeam.團隊！團隊 、團隊、團隊.我特喜歡說這個詞。Youprobablythinkthatsapictureofmyfamily?你們可能認為這是我家的全家福？ItstheATeam.Body,Doyle,Tiger,theJewelleryMan!Allofthem!Sowhatdoyouwannatell me?其實這是頂級團隊。寶迪 、道爾、 泰格、 還有個帶珠寶的男人！他們都是！話說你們來找我什么事？Well,itsjustnotworkingout.哦，我們之間合不來。Hesjoking!他開玩笑呢！

17、Butyousaid.可你剛才說.Notworkingout?合不來？Ohno!No!Wearegettingonlikeabighouseonfire!Yeah!啊沒有沒有！我們之間好著呢，跟老房子著火似的！沒錯！Myearsgettinghot!我的耳朵燙死了！No.Youknowwhat?Weshouldleavenow,becauseyouknow,youreabusymanandweve takenfartoomuchofyourtime.看來我們該走了。因為你是個大忙人，我們已經(jīng)占用你很多時間了。Jencouldyoujustgetthedoorformethere?AbsolutelyRoy!珍啊，你能幫我開一下門嗎？當然可以，羅伊！Sowhydidyoucomehereinthefirstplace?那你們一開始來這兒是干嗎？Um.Wesetupavoiceactivationsystemonyourcomputer.Ithinkyouregonnaenjoyit.那個.我們給