孔雀東南飛-英語(yǔ)搞笑短劇劇本W(wǎng)ord版

1、傳播優(yōu)秀Word版文檔 ，希望對(duì)您有幫助，可雙擊去除！焦仲卿johnny(j for short)劉蘭芝lunch(l for short)焦母johnnys mother(jm for short)劉母lunchs mother(lm for short)太守之子mayors son(ms for short)強(qiáng)盜burglars(a b and c)prologue 序幕(j作被打狀跑上臺(tái),內(nèi)砸出一卷紙筒,j被打中,狼狽不堪)j:everybody says that im hen pecked, but in fact,im a strong tiger,(小聲)while my wif

2、e is wusong.譯：人人都說(shuō)我怕老婆，實(shí)際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。(指著上臺(tái)處的門大聲道)im not afraid of you!譯：我才不怕你呢！(內(nèi)砸出一臉盆,j接住當(dāng)成盾牌護(hù)著頭)then, im afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighborhood. she is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i do not care. i only want her to be tend

3、erer than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!譯：誰(shuí)怕誰(shuí)?。≡卩徖镏?，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強(qiáng)壯。我也不在乎這些。我只覺得她該對(duì)我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中??！(內(nèi)又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中j)my god! who can help me?(下)譯：我的天！誰(shuí)來(lái)救救我?。縜ct1 第一幕(序幕結(jié)束時(shí),jm作竊聽狀)jm(拄拐棍上):i can!(對(duì)門內(nèi))lunch! lunch! where are you?l(扎著圍裙,拿

4、著鍋鏟,從門內(nèi)跳出來(lái)):im here! whats up ，mum?jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, whats up?jm:since you married my son you have behaved so badly. you have been so rude, so br

5、usque,so lazyl:butjm:never interrupt me!l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny, i have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken andjm: but all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson

6、!l(生氣地?fù)]動(dòng)著鍋鏟):oh, you want a grandson, dont you?(開始解圍裙)go and ask your son. im leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在jm的臉上,下)act2(lm坐在臺(tái)上打毛線,l拿著鍋鏟上)l: mum, im back!lm: you are back?why? what happened?l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest motherin-law.lm(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災(zāi)樂(lè)禍的神情):see! i have already told you!

7、when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly, stupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. look at yourselfl: but, mumlm: never interrupt me!l: mum, im not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? And ill marry whomever you want me t

8、o.lm(大喜): nice girl! just now, i met the mayors son in the market. he said, “if your daughter havent been married, i really really want to marry her!” now you are free again, i ll go and tell him.(下)l(驚愕): what? the mayors son? the most famous playboy in the neighborhood? (手中的鍋鏟掉在地上)what a silly thi

9、ng i have done!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(邊走邊道): lunch! lunch! where are my socks?(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)here they are!(聞一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty! (突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來(lái))oh, im so hungry! but theres no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss h

10、er so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Now she has gone. i have to cook for my mother and myself.jm(上): wheres my breakfast? wheres lunch? hasnt she got up yet?j: mum, cant you remember? lunch has gone!jm(沉吟片刻): well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is useless. lunch is a ni

11、ce girl, go and take her back!j(立正敬禮): yes madam!act4(j開心地走著，忽然跳出來(lái)三個(gè)強(qiáng)盜)a: hey you! stop and listen to us!the road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)b: and i planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)c: if you want to go by this street-(欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳)ab&c: give us all your money!j(搜遍了每一個(gè)口袋，掏出1角硬幣):is 1mao enough?(三強(qiáng)盜

12、暈倒?fàn)睿又司墼谝贿吷塘?a: what bad luck! this guy is broken!b: if we cannot rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!c: i heard that the mayors son is going to marry miss liu lanzhi next month. we can go and rob the wedding!a&b: good idea!j(驚訝): what? what? lunch is going to get married? its

13、 impossible!ab&c: why? a pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!j: but lunch is my wife! we havent got divorced yet!(突然有了主意) ive got an idea! you are going to rob the wedding, dont you? ill go with you. you take the money and i take the bride.b: have you got any experience?j: no. but ive got

14、 this!(j脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書1，000，000)act5(轉(zhuǎn)眼已到了婚禮之期ms意氣風(fēng)發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，j蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺(tái))(j和三強(qiáng)盜躍至臺(tái)中)abc&j: hey you! stop and listen to us!a: the road is built by me!b: and i planted one tree.c: if you want to go by this street-j: give us all your money!(l聽到j(luò)的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)l(驚喜萬(wàn)分): johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到j(luò)的身邊并躲到了的身后)(ms大怒，揮拳向j打來(lái)j矮身一躲，ms打中了j