幽默英語(yǔ)演講小短文(2分鐘的)

1、點(diǎn)擊朗誦外語(yǔ)-需要啟用宏后才能使用朗誦功能 啟用方法:先啟用編輯,然后啟用宏內(nèi)容。2003版啟用方法如下:工具宏安全性低或中重啟文檔啟用宏bodies grow and muscles develop with theintake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain ourkeen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. Constant learning supplies us withinexh

2、austible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment.Learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and aninfallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty. Once learning stops, vegetation sets in. It is a common falla

3、cy to regard school as the onlyworkshop for the acquisition of knowledge. On thecontrary, learning should be a never-endingprocess, from the cradle to the grave. With the world ever changing so fast, the cease fromlearning for just a few days will make a person lagbehind. What's worse, the anima

4、listic instinctdormant deep in our subconsciousness will come to life, weakening our will to pursue our nobleideal, sapping our determination to sweep away obstacles to our success and strangling our desirefor the refinement of our character. Lack of learning will inevitably lead to the stagnation o

5、f themind, or even worse, its fossilization, Therefore, to stay mentally young, we have to take learningas a lifelong career.學(xué)習(xí)之于心靈 就像食物之于身體一樣。攝取了適量的營(yíng)養(yǎng)食物 我們的身體得以生長(zhǎng)而肌肉得以發(fā)達(dá)。同樣地 我們應(yīng)該日復(fù)一日不斷地學(xué)習(xí)以保持我們 敏銳的心智能力 并擴(kuò)充我們的智力容量。不斷的學(xué)習(xí)提供我們用不盡的燃料 來(lái)驅(qū)使我們 磨利我們的推理、分析和判斷的能力。持續(xù)的學(xué)習(xí)是在信息時(shí)代中跟時(shí)代并駕齊驅(qū)的最穩(wěn)當(dāng) 的方法 也是在變動(dòng)的世代中成功的可靠保證。一旦學(xué)

6、習(xí)停止 單調(diào)貧乏的生活就開(kāi)始了。視學(xué)校為汲取知識(shí)的 唯一場(chǎng)所是種常見(jiàn)的謬誤。相反地 學(xué)習(xí)應(yīng)該是一種無(wú)終止的歷程 從生到死。由于 世界一直快速地在變動(dòng) 只要學(xué)習(xí)停頓數(shù)日就將使人落后。更糟的是 蟄伏在我們潛意識(shí)深 處的獸性本能就會(huì)復(fù)活 削弱我們追求高貴理想的意志 弱化我們掃除成功障礙的決心 而 且扼殺我們凈化我們?nèi)烁竦挠?。缺少學(xué)習(xí)將不可避免地導(dǎo)致心靈的停滯 甚至更糟地 使 其僵化。因此 為了保持心理年輕我們必須將學(xué)習(xí)當(dāng)作一生的事業(yè)。2 heavy schoolwork【課業(yè)繁重】In my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned to high sc

7、hool students is too heavy. Whileit is true that students need to study, they need other things as well if they are to grow into healthyand well-rounded adults. High should be allowed more time for play. Playing is not wasting time, as some think. It gives them physical exercise, and also exercise t

8、heir imagination. Which tends tobe stifled by too much study. Finally, thepressure put on high school students by excessive schoolwork can cause serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally. I do not advocatethe elimination of schoolwork. I do think, however, that a reduction of the cu

9、rrent heavy loadwould be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole.我認(rèn)為目前高中生的課業(yè)實(shí)在太重了 雖然說(shuō)學(xué)生的確 應(yīng)當(dāng)念書(shū) 但是要想長(zhǎng)大成為健全的人 他門還需要一些其它的東西 所以應(yīng)該給高中生較 多從事娛樂(lè)的時(shí)間。娛樂(lè)并不如某些人所想的 是在浪費(fèi)時(shí)間 它可以讓學(xué)生鍛煉身體 發(fā) 揮被繁重課業(yè)扼殺的想象力。此外繁重的課業(yè)加諸在高中生身上的壓力可能引起嚴(yán)重的情緒 緊張 這對(duì)身心都有害。我并非主張廢除學(xué)校課業(yè) 但是我認(rèn)為減輕目前繁重的課業(yè)對(duì)于學(xué) 生和整個(gè)社會(huì)都是有益的。3 Time【時(shí)間】Lost time i

10、s never found again. This is something which I learned very clearly last semester. Ispent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. I finally realized that something had to be done. It was time for a change. Now I have a new plan for using my time wisely. I have set my alarm clock

11、ahead half an hour.This will give me a head start on the day. I have also decided to keep a log of what I do and when I do it. Looking back on what Ive done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time.時(shí)光一去不復(fù)返 這是我上學(xué)期清楚學(xué)到的教訓(xùn)。我浪 費(fèi)很多時(shí)間四處游蕩 以致于我的成績(jī)開(kāi)始退步。最后我終于了解到我必須有所作為 該是 痛改前非的時(shí)候了。現(xiàn)在我有一個(gè)明智運(yùn)用時(shí)間的新方

12、法。我已將鬧鐘早撥 半小時(shí) 這將使我這一天的作息提前開(kāi)始。我也決定將我所做的一切及做這些事的時(shí)間記錄 下來(lái)?；仡櫸宜龅氖虑闀?huì)啟發(fā)我如何重新安排我的時(shí)間。4 Work and Play【工作與娛樂(lè)】Work and play do not contradict each other; in fact, they complement each other. As the saying goes, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." A life burdened with work leads you nowhere,

13、for you would get tired and bored with your daily routine work. On the other hand, properrecreation will relieve the tension and discomfort of our monotonous life because it offers you various ways to let out your pent-up emotions. What I usually do to relax after school is jogging and seeing movies

14、. Usually I don't spare timefor exercise, but I value the physical education class at school. Jogging several rounds in the fieldcertainly relieves the day's pressure. On weekends, I'll catch the morning movie for my visualenjoyment. I feel revived and energetic foranother week's wor

15、k-load.工作與娛樂(lè)并不互相沖突 事實(shí)上 它們之間的關(guān)系還 相輔相成。有句格言說(shuō) 整日工作而沒(méi)有休閑娛樂(lè) 會(huì)令人變得沉悶乏味。被工作重?fù)?dān) 壓得喘不過(guò)氣來(lái)的生活 將使你一事無(wú)成 因?yàn)槟銓?duì)一成不變的例行公事感到厭煩。由另 一方面來(lái)說(shuō) 適度的娛樂(lè)活動(dòng)能提供各種管道 來(lái)渲泄你被壓抑的情緒 減輕單調(diào)生活中的 緊張與不悅。放學(xué)之后 我最常做的休閑活動(dòng) 便是慢跑與看電影。 通常我并不特地?fù)艹鰰r(shí)間來(lái)做運(yùn)動(dòng)但是我很重視學(xué)校的體育課。在操場(chǎng)上慢跑幾圈無(wú)疑地 可以減輕一天的壓力。在周末時(shí) 我都去看早場(chǎng)電影享受視覺(jué)饗宴。如此一來(lái)我將有如 再生般的充沛活力去面對(duì)下一星 期的工作量。 5My first Job【我

16、的第一份工作】 My first job was at a cramming school. It was three years ago when I just graduated from junior high school and finished the entrance examination. since I had nothing to do that summer, I decided to find a job, tasting the joy of independence. I was responsible for answering the telephone an

17、d taking the message. I worked eight hours a day, six days a week. The work was not difficult nor heavy to me and I guess I did well. The most delighted thing was perhaps that I could spend the money I earned all by myself. 我的第一份工作是在一家補(bǔ)習(xí)班做事。那是三年前我剛 從國(guó)中畢業(yè)考完聯(lián)考時(shí)的事了。 既然我那整個(gè)夏天都閑著沒(méi)事倒不如找份差事嘗嘗獨(dú) 立賺錢的快樂(lè)。 我負(fù)責(zé)接

18、聽(tīng)電話且紀(jì)錄留言的工作。我一天工作八小時(shí) 一星期工作六天。那份工作對(duì)我 第 6 頁(yè)，共 9 頁(yè) 而言既不困難亦不沉重所以我想我還滿稱職的。而最令 人快樂(lè)的事大概莫過(guò)于花全部由自 己賺來(lái)的錢了 6My Favorite Sports【我最喜愛(ài)的運(yùn)動(dòng)】 Sports help everyone to keep healthy, happy, and efficient. So I pay special attention to games, especially table-tennis. Table tennis is my favorite game. I play it almost every day. Table-tennis is an ideal game us because it brings