經(jīng)典的英語笑話故事大全_經(jīng)典英語故事大全

1、經(jīng)典的英語笑話故事大全_經(jīng)典英語故事大全 在人們的日常生活及交往當(dāng)中，幽默笑話無處不在。它作為一個(gè)普遍現(xiàn)象，受到了不同領(lǐng)域?qū)W者的關(guān)注，討論涉及心理學(xué)、哲學(xué)、修辭學(xué)、.學(xué)等眾多學(xué)科。共享經(jīng)典的英語笑話故事，盼望可以關(guān)心大家! 經(jīng)典的英語笑話故事：who runs faster? two guys were walking through the jungle. all of a sudden, a tiger appeared from a distance, running toward them. one of the guys took out a pair of nikes from h

2、is bag and started to put them on. the other guy, with a surprised look on his face, exclaimed, do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those? his friend replied, i dont have to outrun it, i just have to run faster than you. 經(jīng)典的英語笑話故事：one side of the case 一面之辭 a judge asked our group of

3、 potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. i cant hear out of my left ear, the man told the judge. can you hear out of your right ear? the judge asked. the man nodded his head. youll be allowed to serve on the jury, the judge declared. we only listen to one side

4、 of the case at a time. 一位法官問我們這群修補(bǔ)陪審員是否有人應(yīng)當(dāng)免權(quán)。一個(gè)人舉起了手。 "我的左耳聽不見。'那人告知法官。 "你的右邊耳朵聽得見嗎?'法官問道。那人點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭。 "你將被允許加入陪審團(tuán)，'法官宣布。"我們每次只聽一面之辭。' 經(jīng)典的英語笑話故事：a doctor and a lawyer a doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. their conversation was constantly interrupted by peop

5、le describing their ailments(疾病) and asking the doctor for free medical advice. after an hour of this, the exasperated(激怒的) doctor asked the lawyer, what do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when youre out of the office? i give it to them, replied the lawyer, and then i send them a bill. the doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. the next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. when he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer. 看了&