英語(yǔ)短劇(三人)搞笑

1、改編自兩小兒辯日(J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger)獨(dú)白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other.J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter.P:Nice to see you,Jackt's a good day ,is n't it?J:Yeah,I like sunny days.P:Look,what's this?J:Oh,it's our luck day.It's 100 dollar.P:Yes, it is.So what

2、 should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police?J:I don't think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my han d,so P:No ,I don't think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money.J:Look at that person.Why don't we ask him to judge it for us.P:I

3、 agree.J:Hello,could you please do us a favour?S:Ofcourse.What't up?J:Here is the thing；S:Iseet's really a hard questi on .Let me thi nk.en 。農(nóng)丨 get an idea.Now I'll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?P:Why not.J:Let

4、 do it.S:Now you must liste n to me carefully.Look at the sun ,it's beautiful isn't it?And it's very far from us.So my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You first.P:It's easy.Aswe can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it becom

5、e smaller.So,the answer is at noonJ:That is the most stupid answer I have ever heard.As we can feel ,in the morning it's cool and at noon it'll be very hot.That is because the sun is farther away from us at morning.爭(zhēng)吵S：OK.Stop.StopA. s a matter of fact,each of your answer is incorrect.I thin

6、k the range is the same.P:Are you crazy?Let me tell you something?到一邊，拿出 50 美元）If you make me win,it's yours.S:（think for a while）t's a deal.（回至U原地）I am sorry,I made a mistake just now.I'll correct my answer.Petter is right.The answer is at noon.J:What?We need to talk.（拉路人到一邊）I did not c

7、atch your mean clearly.Could you say it again?S:The sun isfarther away from usat noon.So you are wrong.J:打過路人）Did you change your mind?S:No-Oh yes. You are right.Obviously,he was wrong.（一起回去 ）P: What's wrong with your face?J清嗓子S:l just fall over by accide nt, neverm in d.A nd let's go back to the question ,I think it over and over again.Finally I believe Jack is right.You were wrong.J:（Jack從 petter 手中搶過錢）Then it's mine.（kiss it） It's nice to meet you ,petter.Goodbye.P:What?Do n't go.（jack下） What's wrong with you?S:l 'm sorry,ljust