人教版高中英語(yǔ)必修4 Unit3 Using language 名師精品課件

1、1. What day of the week is the best for having fried foods?三月，行軍三月，行軍 3. What is the smallest room in the world? 2. What month do soldiers hate? 1. Policeman: You cant park here. Driver: Why cant I? Policeman: Read the sigh there. Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so I parked.Enjoy some verbal jo

2、kes:罰款罰款2. Girl: If we marry, will you give me a ring? Boy: Of course. Whats your telephone number?3. Daughter: Auntie kissed me this morning, Mum! Mum: How nice! Did you kiss her back, dear? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face.There are thousands of jokes which use “play on words” to amuse u

3、s. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes and match the joke. Can you match the joke with the explanation?1. C: Whats that fly doing in my soup? W:

4、Swimming. I think! (B)The first person is angry about something and wants to say “Why is this here?” The second person treats it as a request for information, and gives an answer to the question.2. C: Whats that? W: Its bean soup. C: I dont want to know what its been. I want to know what it is now.

5、(C) The answer to the question contains a word which, when spoken, can have two meanings.The first person is asking for information about time. The second person treats it as a question about shape. 3. C: Waiter. Will the pancakes be long? W: No, sir. Round.(A) Patient: Doctor. Ive lost my memory.Do

6、ctor: When did this happen?Patient: When did what happen?Anisha: Thank you doctor. My fever is gone. Doctor: Dont thank me. Thank god.Anisha: Then Ill pay the fees to god. Little Johnny feels sorry for teacher A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology (哲學(xué)哲學(xué)) courses. She started up her

7、class by saying “Everyone who thinks youre stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think youre stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, maam, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!1. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!2. Fre

8、sh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.3. While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washingtons windows with warm washing water.A tongue twister competitionplay on wordstongue twister饒口令饒口令jokespun雙關(guān)雙關(guān)riddle謎語(yǔ)謎語(yǔ) limerick1. How did Watson answer Holmes q

9、uestion?I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted.I think of how small I am and how vast the sky is.I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds.2. What happened actually? Someone has stolen their tent.After reading the funny story, what kinds

10、of persons do you think they are?Sherlock Holmes: Doctor Watson: carefulcarelessYou are going to listen to a funny story about jam. Before you listen, look at the exercises below. Try and predict the story. Tell your partner what you think will happen.Listen to Part 1 and write down the main idea.Ma

11、ry made some jam but left some on the kitchen table for a few days as she had to go to look after her sick mother. Some days later, John, knowing nothing about the jam, came home and threw it into the chicken yard.Listen to Part 1 again and answer these questions.1. What was Mary going to do with th

12、e cooked plums in the pan? She was going to put them in the fridge later when they had cooled down. 2. What did John think Mary should have done with the mess in the pan? He thought she should have thrown it out for the chickens to eat.Marys reactionJohns reaction to herMary will laugh1 John will ap

13、ologize.2 He will tell her she should not have left the jam on the kitchen table.Try to guess Mary and Johns reaction.Marys reactionJohns reaction to herMary will get angry and tell John he should have put the jam in the dustbin.1 John will get angry too and say that she should have told him she was

14、 making jam.2 He will laugh and say it is not important.3 He will apologize.Marys reaction Johns reaction to herMary will say that the problems with the chickens are Johns responsibility1 John will deny this saying that she should not have left the jam on the kitchen table.2 He will say that Mary di

15、d not tell him what she had been doing in the kitchen.3 He did not know the chickens would get sick.Mary got angry with John.Mary saw the chickens behaving strangely.John was sorry.The chickens enjoyed the jam.John said he thought the jam was porridge.Mary looked at the red mess on the ground.John s

16、aid the chicken were drunk.Mary came home. Listen to Part 2 and put these sentences in order.1 3 6 5 2 7 4 8Fill in the blanks. “You _ my jam,” she shouted.“Oh, _ what it was,” he said. “Im _ but I thought it was _ which had gone bad in the hot weather. The chickens have _ the jam, but its made them _.”threw awayt