新概念英語文本第二冊(cè)Lesson89

1、新概念英語文本第二冊(cè)Lesson 89Lesson 89A slip of the tongue 口誤First listen and then answer the question.聽錄音，然后回答以下問題。Who made the only funny joke that evening and why？People will do anything to see a free show even if it is a bad one. When the news got round that a comedy show would be presented at our local c

2、inema by the P. and U. Bird Seed Company ， we all rushed to see it. We had to queue for hours to get in and there must have been several hundred people present just before the showbegan. Unfortunately ， the show was one of the dullest we have ever seen. Those who failed to get in need not have felt

3、disappointed ， as many of the artistes who should have appeared did not come. The only funny things we heard that evening came fromthe advertiser at the beginning of the programme. Hewas obviously very nervous andfor some minutes stood awkwardly before the microphone. As soon as he opened his mouth，

4、 everyone burst out laughing. We all know what the poor man should have said， butwhat he actually said was ： 'This is the Poo and Ee Seed Bird Company. Good ladies ， evening and gentlemen ！ "New words and expressions 生詞和短語slip n. 小錯(cuò)誤comedy n. 喜劇present v. 演出； adj. 出席，到場(chǎng)的queue v. 排隊(duì)dull adj.

5、 枯燥，無味artiste n. 藝人advertiser n. 報(bào)幕員參考譯文人們總要想盡辦法看不花錢的演出哪怕是拙劣的演出。當(dāng)“皮尤”鳥食公司將在我們當(dāng)?shù)赜霸貉莩鱿矂」?jié)目的消息傳開后，我們都趕緊跑去觀看。我們不得不排了好幾個(gè) 小時(shí)才進(jìn)得場(chǎng)去。在演出開始前場(chǎng)內(nèi)肯定已有好幾百人了。不幸的是，這次演出是我們看過 的最乏味的演出了。那些沒能進(jìn)到場(chǎng)內(nèi)的人沒有必要感到失望，因?yàn)楹芏鄳?yīng)該出場(chǎng)的專業(yè)演 員都沒有來。那天晚上有趣的事情是節(jié)目開始時(shí)那個(gè)報(bào)幕員的開場(chǎng)白。他顯然非常緊張，局 促不安地在麥克風(fēng)前站了好幾分鐘。但他剛一開口說話，人們便哄堂大笑起來。我們都明白 那個(gè)可憐的人應(yīng)該說些什么，而他實(shí)際說的卻是：“這是浦伊鳥食公司，好女士們，晚上和先生們！”1、快速鎖屏現(xiàn)代人的電腦充滿了各種商業(yè)機(jī)密與隱私，上班時(shí)間喝個(gè)茶水都害怕電腦被“偷窺”。電腦它自己也會(huì)保護(hù)自己哦，只要你離開之前按下快捷鍵：Windows+L,就能快速鎖住電腦屏幕哦，媽媽再也不用擔(dān)心