故事笑話英語

1、故事笑話英語她接通了負責刊登訃告的部門的 說 : “我想刊登這句話 :博尼死 了。報社負責人說 :25 美元您可以刊登 6 個字。妻子想了想說 : “好吧，那就這樣登 :博尼死了，本田車出售。簡單英語笑話故事篇 2Maxine, the platinum blonde, reported for her final examination which consisted of Yes/No answers. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper, and then in a bit of

2、inspiration, took a quarter out of her purse. She started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet Yes for heads and No for tails. Within 30 minutes she was all done whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out. During the last few minutes of the exam period ， Maxine frantically star

3、ted flippi ng the coin agai n.麥西尼有一頭銀白色秀發(fā)，正在參加期末 考試，試卷上的題目只有 “對和 “不對兩種答案。她在考場里坐了下來開始答卷，這時她靈機一動，從錢包里拿出 了一枚兩角五分的硬幣， 往上拋硬幣， 出現(xiàn)正面就填 “對，反面就填 “不 對。只用了 30 分鐘的時間，她就做完了，而此時別的同學還在冥思苦 想。但離考試完畢還有最后幾分鐘時，麥西尼又開始瘋狂地拋硬幣。The moderator, concerned about what she was doing, stopped by herdesk and asked if she was o監(jiān)考官對她

4、的所作所為很好奇，便走到她的 桌旁，問她是否有問題。Oh yes, I m fine. I finished the exam a half hour ago 一 but,explaining the frantic coin tossing, I m going back through and checking my answers! 我還“好，半小時前我就答完了，現(xiàn)在我想從后往 前的再檢查一遍。她這樣解釋拋硬幣的原因。Well， it dates back to our honeymoon,explained the man. Wevisited the Grand Canyon and

5、 took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadngt one too far when my wifes mule stumbled. My wife quietly said,Thats once .We proceuerdtheedr a little fand the mule stumbled aga in. Once more my wife quietly said, Thats time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket an

6、d shot thetwice.hWaednt gone a halfmile when the mule stumbled the thirdmule dead. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, Thats once. 這要從我們的蜜“月說起，男 的說， “我們去旅行了大峽谷，而且用騾子馱著行李走到了谷底，我們 沒有走多遠，我妻子的騾子就跌倒了，妻子平靜地說: 這是一次 。我們繼續(xù)走遠了一些，騾子又跌倒了，我妻子又平靜地說 : 這是第 二次。我們又走了不到半里，騾子第三次跌倒，我妻子從背包里拿出了手槍，射死了那頭騾子。始想去阻止她這樣對待那頭騾子，