穿普拉達(dá)的女王 臺詞中英字幕

1、11-GoodIuck.祝你好運(yùn)。Hi.Uh,IhaveanappointmentwithEmilyChar11on?你好，我約了艾米莉查爾頓一AndreaSachs?-Yes.安吉麗娜塞克斯？-是的Great.HumanResourcescertainlyhasanoddsenseofhumor.要命。人力資源部還真會開玩笑。FoIIowme.跟我來。Okay,soIwasMirandassecondassistant聽著，我本是馬林達(dá)的第二助手butherfirstassistantrecentlygotpromoted,andsonowImthefirst.她首席助手近期晉升，所以我現(xiàn)在

2、是首席助手。一Oh,andyourerepIacingyourseIf.-WeII,Iamtrying.-哦，你給自己找替身。-但還沒找到。MirandasackedtheIasttwogirlsafteronlyafewweeks.馬林達(dá)幾周內(nèi)炒了前兩個女孩。Weneedtofindsomeonewhocansurvivehere.Doyouunderstand?我們需要生存者，明白不？Yeah.Ofcourse.WhosMiranda?當(dāng)然。馬林達(dá)是誰？Oh,myGod.IwiIIpretendyoudidnotjustaskmethat.哦，天哪。我會假裝你剛沒問過我。Shestheed

3、itorinchiefofRunway,nottomentionaIegend.她是天橋雜志主編，是一名傳奇人物。Youworkayearforher,andyoucangetajobatanymagazineyouwant.只要為她賣命一年，之后隨你想去什么雜志社AmiIIiongirlswouIdkiIIforthisjob.所有女孩都會為這工作發(fā)瘋的。11soundsIikeagreatopportunity.IdIovetobeconsidered.聽上去很棒，我很榮幸能被選中。Andrea,Runwayisafashionmagazine安吉麗南，天橋是本時尚雜志soanintere

4、stinfashioniscruciaI.對時尚的熱衷非常重要。WhatmakesyouthinkImnotinterestedinfashion?你認(rèn)為我對時尚沒有興趣？-CeIIPhoneRinging-Oh,myGod.我的天哪No!No!No!不！不！不！Whatswrong?怎么了？Shesonherway.TelIeveryone!她要到了通知大家！ShesnotsupposedtobehereuntiI9:00.她應(yīng)該9點(diǎn)到的Herdriverjusttextmessaged,andherfaciaIistrupturedadisk.司機(jī)剛短信我，她的美容師椎間盤突出-God,t

5、hesepeopIe!-WhistIes,WhispersWhosthat?那些人真要命！這是誰啊？ThatIcanteventaIkabout.我都不想提她AlIright,everyone!Girdyourloins!好了，各位，準(zhǔn)備就緒！-ExcitedChattering-DidsomebodyeatanonionbageI?誰吃過洋蔥面包圈了？2Sorry,Miranda.對不起，馬林達(dá)Moveit!Ooh!讓開Idontunderstandwhyitssodifficu11toconfirmanappointment.為什么確認(rèn)預(yù)約就這么困難？Iknow.Imsosorry,Mir

6、anda.IactuaIIydidconfirmIastnight.我知道，對不起，馬林達(dá)。我昨晚真的有去確定DetaiIsofyourincompeteneedonotinterestme.我對你無能的細(xì)節(jié)沒興趣TeIISimoneImnotgoingtoapprovethatgirlthatshesentmefortheBraziIianlayout.告訴西蒙我不要她為巴西版選得女孩IaskedforcIean,athIetic,smiling.Shesentmedirty,tiredandpaunchy.我要的是干凈，運(yùn)動型，面帶微笑的女孩。她挑的是骯臟，疲倦的肥婆AndR.S.V.P.

7、YestotheMichaeIKorsparty.回復(fù)麥克克斯，我會去他的聚會Iwantthedrivertodropmeoffat9:30andpickmeupat9:45sharp.我要司機(jī)9點(diǎn)30送到那里9點(diǎn)45分再來接我-Whispers9:45sharp.-CaIINataIieatGloriousFoods,teIIhernoforthe40thtime.-9點(diǎn)45分正點(diǎn)。-打電話給光榮食品的納塔莉。說了40遍不行No,Idontwantdacquoise.IwanttortesfiIledwithwarmrhubarbcompote.我不要杏仁蛋白餅。我要大黃水果蛋糕Thenca

8、llmyex-husbandandremindhimtheparent-teacherconfereneeisatDa11ontonight.再打電話給我前夫，提醒他今晚的家長會在達(dá)爾頓Thencallmyhusband,askhimtomeetmefordinneratthatpIaceIwenttowithMassimo.打給我丈夫，讓他在我和馬西莫去過的地方碰面吃晚餐TelIRichardIsawthepicturesthathesentforthatfeatureonthefemaIeparatroopers-告訴理查德我看過他送來的女傘兵的照片andtheyreaIIsodeepIy

9、unattractive.他們實(shí)在太難看了IsitimpossibIetofindaIoveIy,sIenderfemaIeparatrooper?就不能找個可人又苗條的女傘兵？一No.-AmIreachingforthestarshere?NotreaIIy.-當(dāng)然能-我能接觸星辰嗎？當(dāng)然不可能AIso,IneedtoseeaIIthethingsthatNigelhaspulledforGwynethssecondcovertry.還有，我要看奈杰爾給格溫妮絲挑的第二次封面試鏡的衣服IwonderifshesIostanyofthatweightyet.Whosthat?不知她瘦了多少。她

10、是誰？Nobody.Um,uh-誰都不是，呃HumanResourcessentherupaboutthenewassistantjob,andIwaspreinterviewingher.人力資源部送她來做助理，我剛給她面試ButsheshopeIessandtotaIIywrongforit.她根本不行，完全不適應(yīng)這里CIearIyImgoingtohavetodothatmyseIfbecausetheIasttwoyousentme顯然我要自己來選，你上兩次選的人werecompIeteIyinadequate.全都不合格Sosendherin.Thatsall.讓她進(jìn)來。就這樣Rig

11、ht.好的-Shewantstoseeyou.一Oh!Shedoes?-她要見你-哦，是嗎？Move!快點(diǎn)-ThisisfouI.DontIetherseeit.Go!一Thats這太土了。別讓她看見快去！-那個SighsWhoareyou?你是誰？Uh,mynameisAndySachs.呃，我叫安迪塞克斯IrecentlygraduatedfromNorthwesternUniversity.剛從西北大學(xué)畢業(yè)Andwhatareyoudoinghere?CIearsThroat那你在這里做什么？Well,IthinkIcouIddoagoodjobasyourassistant.我可以做你

12、的助理And,um-還有，呃Yeah,IcametoNewYorktobeajournalistandsentIettersouteverywhere我來紐約立志成為記者，發(fā)了不少簡歷andthenfinallygotacalIfromEIiasCIarke-終于艾麗雅斯克拉克給了我一個電話andmetwithSherryupatHumanResources.讓我和人力資源部的謝瑞見面BasicaIIy,itsthisorAutoUniverse.443反正，不是這里就是機(jī)動世界-SoyoudontreadRunway?一Uh,no.-那你不看天橋？-呃，不看Andbeforetoday,yo

13、uhadneverheardofme.直到今天才知道我這個人No.是的AndyouhavenostyIeorsenseoffashion.你對時尚也沒品味和見解Well,um,Ithinkthatdependsonwhatyoure-這個，我認(rèn)為這看個人No,no.Thatwasrtaquestion.不，不。我沒在問你Um,IwaseditorinchiefoftheDailyNorthwestern.我曾經(jīng)是西北日報(bào)的主編IaIso,um,wonanationaIcompetitionforcollegejournalists我，還贏過全國大學(xué)記者競賽withmyseriesontheja

14、nitorsunion,whichexposedtheexpIoitation連續(xù)街陋了校工團(tuán)體的不法剝削Thatsall.行了Yeah.Youknow,okay.好吧，我知道了Youreright.Idontfitinhere.沒錯，我不適合這里IamnotskinnyorgIamorous-我不夠苗條也不夠漂亮andIdontknowthatmuchaboutfashion.也不懂時尚ButImsmart.但我很聰明IIearnfastandIwiIIworkveryhard.我學(xué)得很快，我會努力工作的IgottheexcIusiveontheCavaIIiforGwyneth-給格溫妮絲

15、找到卡華力的獨(dú)家設(shè)計(jì)buttheprobIemis,withthathugefeatheredheaddressthatsheswearing問題是她穿那么大個羽毛頭飾sheIooksIikeshesworkingthemainstageattheGoIdenNugget.好像她為金塊酒店唱戲的Thankyouforyourtime.多謝你的寶貴時間WhoisthatsadIittIeperson?那可憐蟲是誰？Arewedoingabefore-ancHafterpieceIdontknowabout?我們有制作“麻雀變公主”的節(jié)目嗎？BrownandLaw,pIease?Thankyou.

16、一Andrea.-Hmm?-安吉麗娜-嗯？Wait.Yougotajobatafashionmagazine?慢著。你在時尚雜志得到份工作？-Mm-hmm.-Whatwasit,aphoneinterview?-沒錯。-什么？靠靠電話面試？-Womanwow.-Ow!Dontbeajerk.-嘴巴別這么壞。MirandaPriestIyisfamousforbeingunpredictabIe.馬林達(dá)皮斯利是出了名的女魔頭Okay,Doug.HowisitthatyouknowwhosheisandIdidnt?道格，為什么你知道她而我不知道？-ImactuaIIyagirl.一Oh!-我其實(shí)

17、是個女的。-哦！-ThatwouIdexpIainsomuch.-DougLook,seriousIy.-謎團(tuán)都解開了。-認(rèn)真點(diǎn)兒MirandaPriestIyisahugedeaI.IbetamiIIiongirlswouIdkiIIforthatjob.馬林達(dá)皮斯利是個大人物，我打賭女生都會為這工作發(fā)瘋的。Yeah,great.ThethingisImnotoneofthem.是啊。但問題我不是那些女生。WomanLook,yougottastartsomewhere,right?但你總要出人頭地，是不是？Imean,lookatthisdumpNateworksin.你看笨內(nèi)特的工作Im

18、ean,comeon.Papernapkins?HeIIo.拜托，做紙巾？又沒搞錯？Yeah.AndLily,sheworksatthatgallerydoing,uh,youknow對哦，莉莉他在畫廊里做那個什么Oh,Imsorry.WhatexactIyisitthatyoudoanyway?哦，抱歉，你到底是做什么的？Well,Iuckyforme,IaIreadyhavemydreamjob.我很幸運(yùn)，已經(jīng)找到了理想工作WithLilyYoureacorporateresearchanaIyst!你是個財(cái)務(wù)研究分析員-Oh,youreright.Myjobsucks.-No!-沒說錯，

19、這工作很爛-不是的！-Itsucks.IdontItsboring.-ItsalIright.Breathe.-很爛，我工作很無聊。-沒事的，深呼吸。-1mtrying.-Here.Takeadrink.-我在努力。-來，喝一杯。-1wiIIhaveadrink.IwiIIhaveadrink.-Ah,yes.-我要喝一杯，喝一杯。-啊，沒錯。-1dliketoproposeatoast.Tojobsthatpaytherent.-Tojobsthatpaytherent.-我來敬，為交房租的工作。為交房租的工作。LilyJobsthatpaytherent.為交房租的工作。Oh,baby.Y

20、oushouIdseethewaythesegirlsatRunwaydress.親愛的，你該看看天橋里的女生的打扮。Idonthaveathingtoweartowork.我都沒想像的穿去工作。Comeon.Youregonnabeansweringphonesandgettingcoffee.拜托，你只是接電話，買咖啡。YouneedabaIIgownforthat?需要穿晚禮服嗎？IthinkImight.我想可能吧。Well,IhappentothinkyouIookgreatalways.我認(rèn)為你穿什么都好看。Aww!IthinkyourefuIIofit.啊！胡說八道。Giggli

21、ng-Hey.Comeon.Letsgohome.-Yeah.-嘿，過來，現(xiàn)在就回家-好IcanthinkofsomethingwecandothatdoesntrequireanycIothing.有件事我們不穿衣服也能做-ReaIIy?-Mmm.-真的？-嗯-PhoneRinging-WomanSingingHello?喂？Andrea,MirandadecidedtokiIItheautumnjacketstoryfor665September-安吉麗雅，馬林達(dá)決定取消9月的秋季夾克衫andsheispuIlinguptheSedonashootfromOctober.并提前10月的塞多

22、納風(fēng)景照Youneedtocomeintotheofficerightthissecondandpickuphercoffeeorderontheway.你立即回辦公室，路上也把咖啡買來-Now?-Now,getapenandwritethisdown.-現(xiàn)在？-沒錯，再拿紙筆把這個記下來Iwantoneno-foamskimmedIattewithanextrashot-我要一份大杯沒奶泡的低脂拿鐵咖啡andthreedripcoffeeswithroomformilk.三杯沖泡的咖啡，之后加奶-Searinghot.AndImeanhot.-LineClicks-一定要滾燙的。-Conti

23、nues-CeIIPhoneRingingHello?喂？-EmilyWhereareyou?-Oh,ImaImostthere.Yeah.-你在哪兒？-我就開到了Shoot!Oh!該死！Istheresomereasonthatmycoffeeisnthere?為什么我沒看到我的咖啡？Hasshediedorsomething?她死了還是怎么了？No.WhispersGod.沒有。天呢Oh.BIoodytime.哦，太慢了-Ihopeyouknowthatthisisaverydifficultjob-Mm-hmm.-我希望你知道這是份艱難的活兒-是的ForwhichyouaretotaII

24、ywrong.那你就錯了Andifyoumessup,myheadisonthechoppingbIock.你的失職會送我上斷頭臺的Now,hangthatup.Dontjustflingitanywhere.把那掛起來，別隨便亂扔Okay.Firstofall,youandIanswerthephones.首先，我和你接聽電話ThephonemustbeansweredeverysingIetimeitrings.每次響都要接CallsroIItovoicemail,andshegetsveryupset.如果轉(zhuǎn)入語音信箱，她會很生氣。IfImnothere-Andrea,Andrea-如果

25、我不在這里，安吉麗雅，安吉麗雅youarechainedtothatdesk.你必須一直粘著桌子-WeII,whatifIneedto-What?No.-好，但如果我要-什么？不行OnetimeanassistantIeftthedeskbecauseshesIicedherhandopenwithaIetteropenew上次一女生因?yàn)槭直婚_信刀切到而離開桌子andMirandamissedLagerfeId-馬林達(dá)登上去澳大利亞17小時的班機(jī)前錯過了拉格菲爾德justbeforeheboardeda17-hourfIighttoAustraIia.ShenowworksatTVGuide.

26、那女生現(xiàn)在電視節(jié)目預(yù)告工作-ManthedeskataIItimes.Gotit.-PhoneRings-隨時堅(jiān)守崗位，知道了-Uh-MirandaPriestIysoffice.-呃-馬林達(dá)皮斯利辦公室No,shesnotavaiIabIe.不，她現(xiàn)在沒空-Whoisit?-MouthingWords-請問是哪位？Yes,IwiIIteIIheryoucaIIed-yetagain.是的，我會告訴她你來過電話好幾次了-BeIIChimes-Right.Remember,youandIhavetotaIIydifferentjobs.-記住，你我有不同的分工Imean,yougetcoffee

27、-Scoffsandyourunerrands.我是指，你負(fù)責(zé)咖啡聽候差遣YetIaminchargeofherscheduIe我負(fù)責(zé)她的行程herappointmentsandherexperises.會計(jì)和財(cái)務(wù)And,um,mostimportantly,um-還有，最重要的是IgettogowithhertoParisforFashionWeekinthefall.我會和她去巴黎的秋季時尚周Igettowearcouture.IgotoalltheshowsandaIItheparties.我會穿名牌設(shè)計(jì)服裝，參加所有時裝秀和聚會ImeetalIofthedesigners.Itsdiv

28、ine.會見所有設(shè)計(jì)師。太神圣了Okay.Now,stayhere.ImgoingtotheartdepartmenttogivethemtheBook.你現(xiàn)在留下來，我要把書拿去設(shè)計(jì)部-The-一ThisistheBook.-書？-就是這本書Now,itisamock-upofeverything這是包含所有現(xiàn)今焦點(diǎn)的inthecurrentissue.現(xiàn)實(shí)模型AndwedeIiverittoMirandasapartmenteverynight,andsheretu我們每晚都把它送去馬林達(dá)的住處，然后她再Donttouchit.Shereturnsittousinthemorningwit

29、hhernotes.別碰，她做過筆記后在隔日上午交給我們Now,thesecondassistantissupposedtodothis第二助理應(yīng)該做這個butMirandaisveryprivateandshedoesnotIikestrangersinherhouse.但馬琳達(dá)注重隱私，不喜歡陌生人闖入她的住處SountiIshedecidesthatyouarenotatotaIpsycho-直到她確認(rèn)你不是什么變態(tài)IgettheIoveIytaskofwaitingaroundfortheBook.先由我負(fù)責(zé)保管著本書-PhoneRings-Oh,EmiIy?WhatdoIdo-哦，艾

30、米莉，我該怎么辦？一Dealwithit.-Rings-處理好SighsRingsHeIIo.Mrs.PriestIysoffice.你好，皮斯利女士辦公室Hmm.ThatswhatImeant.MirandaPriestIysoffice.嗯，我就那意思，馬林達(dá)皮斯利辦公室GroansUm,youknow,sheisinameeting.CanIpIeasetakeamessage?887呃，她現(xiàn)在開會。能留口信嗎？Uh-huh.Okay.CanyoupIeasespeIIGabbana?好，請拼一下GABBNA-LineClicks,DialToneHums-HeIIo?-喂？Iguess

31、not.不拼算了IguessedaneightandahaIf.我猜你穿8.5號鞋Um,uh,thatsveryniceofyou-呃，你真好butIdontthinkIneedthese.但我好像不需要它們Mirandahiredme.SheknowswhatIIookIike.馬林達(dá)雇了我，她知道我的樣子-Doyou?一你知道嗎？Emily.艾米莉Emily?艾米莉Shemeansyou.她叫你呢-Wejustcutonthebias.-MirandaThatsnotwhatIaskedyou.-我們斜剪了這邊-我不要你這么剪IcouIdnthavebeenclearer.Thereyou

32、are,EmiIy.我說了很清楚了，你來了，艾米莉-HowmanytimesdoIhavetoscreamyourname?-ActuaIIy,itsAndy.-要我喊你多少遍才夠？-其實(shí)，我是安迪MynameisAndy.Andrea,but,uh,everybodycallsmeAndy.我叫安迪。安吉麗雅，但那大家都叫我安迪ChuckIesIneed10or15skirtsfromCaIvinKlein.我需要10-15條CK的裙子-Whatkindofskirtsdoyou-PIeaseboresomeoneeIsewithyourquestions.-你想要什么樣式的這種無聊的問題你

33、問別人去AndmakesurewehavePier59at8:00a.m.Tomorrow.去59號碼頭確認(rèn)明天8點(diǎn)的座位RemindJoceIynIneedtoseeafewofthosesatcheIsthatMarcidoinginthepony.提醒約瑟琳，我要看看馬克在手抄里面的背包AndthenteIISimoneIlltakeJackieifMaggieisntavaiIabIe.高速西蒙如果杰茜沒空就用麥吉-DidDemarcheIierconfirm?-D-DidD-DemarcheI-迪馬休里耶確認(rèn)了沒？-迪，迪馬休里耶DemarcheIier.Didhe-Gethimon

34、thephone.迪馬休里耶。他-打電話給他Uh,o-okay.呃，好的-And,EmiIy?-Yes?-還有，艾米莉？-是的？Thatsall.就這樣ItsjustthecavaIierdisregardforcIeardirections這只是不符合ChatteringContinuesDoyouhaveDemarcheIier?聯(lián)絡(luò)上迪馬休里耶了嗎？Uh,DemarcheIier.呃，迪馬休里耶-GroansLeaveit.-Doyouhave-讓開-你有沒有IhaveMirandaPriestIycalIing.馬林達(dá)皮斯利的助理IhavePatrick!帕特里克在線Uh,no,she

35、calledmeinthereandandthensheaskedmeaboutPier59.哦，她叫我進(jìn)去，還有什么59號碼頭AndtherewassomethingaboutSimone,Frankie,someoneeIse.還有關(guān)于西蒙，弗蘭克，還有誰And,um,sheneedsskirtsfromCaIvinKIein.她要CK的裙子And,uh,therewassomethingaboutapony.還有關(guān)于什么小馬-Didshesaywhichskirts?-No.No.-她說要什么裙子了嗎？-沒有-Didshesaywhatkind?CoIor,shape,fabric?-1

36、triedtoaskher.-她說是什么款式的，顏色，形狀，材料？-我試著問過了。YoumayneveraskMirandaanything.你永遠(yuǎn)不能問馬林達(dá)任何問題Right.IwiIIdeaIwithalIofthis,andyouwiIIgotoCaIvinKIein.好，我處理其他事，你去CKEh-Me?呃我？Oh,Imsorry.Doyouhavesomepriorcommitment?不好意思，你好有其他要事嗎？Somehideousskirtconventionyouhavetogoto?要去“惡心裙子討論會”嗎？Uh-CeIIPhoneRings-Miranda?-馬林達(dá)？-

37、Areyouthere?-Imabouttowalkin.I丨丨callyouassoorras-到了沒？-我正要進(jìn)去，會馬上打LineClicks-CeIIPhoneRings-HornHonks-HeIIo?Hi.-EmiIyWhileyoureout-喂？你好-你在外面MirandaneedsyoutogotoHermestopickup25scarvesweorderedforher.馬林達(dá)要你去愛馬仕拿她定的25條圍巾-Okay.-CassidyforgotherhomeworkatDa11on.Pickthatup.-好的-卡西迪巴作業(yè)忘在達(dá)爾頓了，你去那里取Mirandawent

38、outtomeetwithMeiseI,andshewiIIwantmoreStarbuckswhenshegetsback.馬林達(dá)去見麥塞爾，她回來時要喝星巴克-HotStarbucks.-Canyoujustrepeatthatfirst-要熱的-你能重復(fù)第一件-DiaIToneHums-HeIIo?-喂？Oh,myGod.哦，天哪WhattookyousoIong?Ihavetopee!怎么那么久？我要去廁所！What?YouhaventpeedsinceIIeft?什么？從我出去到現(xiàn)在你沒去過廁所？No,Ihavent.Ivebeenmanningthedesk,haventI?Imb

39、ursting.沒有。我一直堅(jiān)守崗位，快憋不住了！Oh,hi.哦，嗨9-SnapsFingers-Youdocoat.Dothecoat!-你掛衣服，掛起來！Okay.好的Now,beprepared.Therun-throughisat12:30.準(zhǔn)備好，12點(diǎn)30分開始挑選PeopIearepanicking,sothephoneisgoingtoberingingoffthehook.大家都很驚慌，電話隨時都會響起Theru-Therun-through.Right.挑挑撥，好的Yes.Editorsbringinoptionsfortheshoot,andMirandachooses.

40、沒錯，編輯們提出構(gòu)思，馬琳達(dá)選出好的ShechooseseverysingIethingineverysingIeissue.她要精心挑選每一個主題Run-throughsareahugedeaI.Idontknowwhyyoudontknowthat,Andrea.挑選是件大事，真不懂你怎么會不知道，安吉麗雅-WomanOkay.Areyouready?-EmilyOh,hi,hi.-好了，準(zhǔn)備好沒？-哦，嗨Right.Well,aftertheIoo,SerenaandIaregoingto丨unch.好了，上完廁所，塞莉娜和我去吃午飯一Thisisher-thenewme.-Hi.就是她

41、，新的我-嗨-Toldyou.-Ithoughtyouwerekidding.-我說吧-我以為你開玩笑No,quiteserious,yeah.Iget20minutesfor丨unch,andyouget15.當(dāng)然不是，我有20分鐘吃午飯，你只有15分鐘-WhenIcomeback,youcango.-Okay.-我回來后，你就能去了。-好的SerenaWhatexactIyisshewearing?她穿的是什么??？GiggIingHergrandmothersskirt.她外婆的裙子ManSingingInFrenchHmm.Cornchowder.嗯，粟米海鮮湯Thatsanintere

42、stingchoice.有趣的口味YoudoknowthatceIIuIiteisoneofthemainingredientsincornchowder.你知道這里面有很多脂肪ManSingingInFrenchContinuesSononeofthegirlshereeatanything?那這里的女孩都不吃東西？Notsincetwobecamethenewfourandzerobecamethenewtwo.自從2號變成4號還有0號變成2號，就不吃了-WeII,Imasix.-Whichisthenew14.-我是6號-那就要變成14號了Oh.Shoot.哦，該死Oh,nevermin

43、d.ImsureyouhavepIentymorepoIybIendwherethatcamefrom.哦，沒關(guān)系，你一定還有很多其他化纖衣服-CashRegisterCIicking-Okay.YouthinkmycIothesarehideous.-你覺得我的衣服難看？Igetit.我知道了But,youknow,Imnotgoingtobeinfashionforever但，你知道我不會一直留在時尚界soIdontseethepointofchangingeverythingaboutmyseIfjustbecauseIhavethisjob.我不想為了這工作而改變自己Yes,thats

44、true.真是說對了ThatsreaIIywhatthismu11ibiIIion-doIlarindustryisaIIaboutanyway,isntit?這個值好幾億的產(chǎn)業(yè)就只關(guān)心一件事，對不對？-Innerbeauty.-CeIIPhoneRings-內(nèi)在美Hello.喂Right.Comeon.好，快來-Mirandaspushedtherun-throughupahaIfanhour.-Mmm!-馬琳達(dá)提前半小時開始了選拔-Shesalways15minutesearIy.-Whichmeans?-她通常都早到15分鐘-意思是？-YoureaIreadyIate.Come.-Sho

45、ot!-你遲到了，來-該死Excuseme.借過-BeIIDings-Mr.Ravit乙-拉威茲先生Nigel.奈杰爾-Issuegoingwell?一Oh,yes.OurbestSeptemberever.-工作順利嗎？-哦，是的，至今最成功的九月Great.HeardMirandakiIIedautumnjacketsandpuIIeduptheSedonashoot.很好，聽說馬琳達(dá)取消秋季皮夾克，選了塞多納風(fēng)景照Whatsthatcostingme?那要花掉我多少錢？About300,000.大概30萬MusthavebeensomeIousyjackets.那些夾克肯定發(fā)霉了-Irv

46、Ravitz.一Oh,Imsorry.-俄弗拉威茲-哦，對不起ThisisAndySachs,Mirandasnewassistant.這位是安迪塞克斯，馬琳達(dá)的心助理CongratuIations,youngIady.恭喜你，年輕人AmiIIiongirlswouIdkiIIforthatjob.女生會為這工作發(fā)瘋的Bye-bye.再見-Hmm?-ChairmanofEIiasCIarke,IrvRavitz.-艾麗雅克克拉克的總裁，俄弗拉威茲Youknowwhattheysay?Tinyman,hugeego.知道別人怎么說他？小個子大野心No.AndIveseenalIthisbefor

47、e.不行，都過時了Theyskensistryingtoreinventthedropwaist,soactuaIIyits塞斯肯斯是這重新引進(jìn)露背款式，所以-WhereareaIItheotherdresses?-Wehavesomerighthere.-其他裙子呢？-這里有一些-Stand,watchandIisten.-AndIthinkitcanbeveryinteresting-站著，邊看邊聽-我認(rèn)為這樣很時髦No.No,Ijust-Itsjustbafflingtome.121211不，不，我真搞不懂WhyisitsoimpossibIetoputtogetheradecentru

48、n-through?為什么做個順利的挑選會這么難？YoupeopIehavehadhoursandhourstoprepare.Itsjustsoconfusingtome.你們有這么多時間準(zhǔn)備，真讓我搞不懂Wherearetheadvertisers?廣告部的人呢？-WehavesomepiecesfromBananaRepubIic.-Weneedmore,dontwe?-我們從巴納納拿來這些-我們還需要更多，是嗎一Oh.ThisisThismightbe-Whatdoyouthinkof-Yeah.-哦，這個，這個可以你們覺得呢？-是啊Well,youknowme.哦，你知道我這人Giv

49、emeafuIIbaIIerinaskirtandahintofsaIoonandImonboard.一條芭蕾舞裙加一點(diǎn)造型我絕對贊成-ButdoyouthinkitstoomuchIike-LiketheLacroixfromJuIy?-你不覺得有點(diǎn)太像七月的卡奎Ithoughtthat,butno,notwiththerightaccessories.ItshouIdwork.我想過，但只要找對飾品，我就覺得能行WherearethebeItsforthisdre-Whyisnooneready?這裙子的腰帶呢？就不能都準(zhǔn)備好嗎？Here.Itsatoughcall.這里，但有點(diǎn)麻煩-Th

50、eyresodifferent.-MirandaHmm.-該挑哪個？Snorts,ChuckIesSomethingfunny?很好笑嗎？No.No,no.Nothings不，不，沒什么Youknow,itsjustthatboththosebeItsIookexactIythesametome.只是，這兩條腰帶幾乎一模一樣Youknow,ImstillIearningaboutthisstuffand,uh-其實(shí)，我還在學(xué)這東西，呃Thisstuff?這東西？Oh.Okay.Isee.好了，我知道了Youthinkthishasnothingtodowithyou.你覺得這個你無關(guān)？Youg

51、otoyourcIoset-你去自己的衣櫥andyouseIect-Idontknow-thatIumpybIuesweater,forinstance選擇我不知道比如你那松垮的藍(lán)色絨線衫becauseyouretryingtoteIItheworIdthatyoutakeyourseIftooseriousIy侍者告訴世人你的人生重要到tocareaboutwhatyouputonyourback.你無法關(guān)心自己的穿著ButwhatyoudontknowisthatthatsweaterisnotjustbIue.但你要知道拿衣服不僅僅是藍(lán)色I(xiàn)tsnotturquoise.Itsnotlap

52、is.不是綠色，也不是青色I(xiàn)tsactuaIIyceruIean.而是天藍(lán)色AndyoureaIsobIitheIyunawareofthefact你也隨意忽視很多thatin2002,OscardeIaRentadidacoIIectionofceruleangowns.像奧斯卡德拉倫塔在2002年設(shè)計(jì)過一系列天藍(lán)色的晚禮服AndthenIthinkitwasYvesSaintLaurentwasrtit然后，我估計(jì)是圣羅蘭是嗎？whoshowedceruIeanmiIitaryjackets?設(shè)計(jì)出天藍(lán)色的軍式夾克衫-Ithinkweneedajackethere.-Mmm.-我認(rèn)為還需要

53、件外套-嗯AndthenceruleanquicklyshowedupinthecoIIectionsofeightdifferentdesigners.之后天藍(lán)色就成了其他8位不同設(shè)計(jì)師的最愛Andthenit,uh,fiItereddownthroughthedepartmentstores-然后放入其名下的商店andthentrickIedondownintosometragicCasuaICornew最后慢慢滲入可悲的CCwhereyou,nodoubt,fisheditoutofsomecIearaneebin.才讓你從她們的打折貨種淘到However,thatbIuereprese

54、ntsmiIIionsofdollars-總之，那藍(lán)色值幾千萬andcoun11essjobs-和數(shù)不盡的心血anditssortofcomicaIhowyouthinkthatyouvemadeachoice-滑稽的是，你以為是你選擇了這個顏色thatexemptsyoufromthefashionindustry-讓自己遠(yuǎn)離時尚界when,infact事實(shí)卻是yourewearingasweaterthatwasseIectedforyoubythepeopIeinthisroom-這屋子里的人幫你從一堆衣服里fromapileofstuff.選了這件絨線衫SothenIsaid,No,I

55、couIdntseethedifference然后說“不，我看不出有這兩條betweenthetwoabsoIuteIyidenticalbelts完全相同的腰帶有何區(qū)別”andyoushouIdhaveseentheIookshegaveme!你該看看她當(dāng)時給我的眼神IthoughtthefIeshwasgonname11offherface.還以為她臉上的肉要化了一樣-ChuckIes-Itsnotfunny.-這不好笑Shesnothappyuniesseveryonearoundherispanieked,nauseousorsuicidal.要看到別人不安，惡心或者自殺，他才會開心A

56、ndtheCIackersjustworshipher.還有哪些嘎嗒子卻崇拜她-Thewho?-TheycaIIthemCIackers.-什么子？-她們叫嘎嗒子ThesoundthattheirstilettosmakeinthemarbIeIobby.高跟鞋接觸大理石地面的生意ItsIike,Clack,cIack,cIack.CIack,cIack.就像“噴噠，噴噠，噴噠，噴噠”GroansAndtheyaIIactIiketheyrecuringcancerorsomething.她們的樣子好像去醫(yī)癌癥似的ChuckIingTheamountoftimeandenergy-還費(fèi)很大功夫

57、和時間在thatthesepeopIespendontheseinsignificant,minutedetaiIs,andforwhat?不重要的回憶細(xì)節(jié)上，然后呢？13Sothattomorrowtheycanspendanother$300,000reshootingsomething第二天他們就能再花30萬重新拍照片thatwasprobabIyfinetobeginwith-或許對不需要哪些東西的人來說toseIIpeopIethingstheydontneed!這好像不算什么God!天呢-Imnotevenhungryanymore.-What?-我氣飽了-什么？-Thatiswh

58、ythosegirlsaresoskinny.-Oh.No,no,no.-怪不得那些女孩那么瘦-哦，不，不Givemethat.Theres,Iike,eightdoIIarsofJarIsberginthere.給我，里面還有8美金的干酪呢SighsYouknowwhat?你知道嗎？Ijusthavetostickitoutforayear.Oneyear.我只要忍一年，一年AndthenIcandowhatIcametoNewYorktodo.之后就能做我來紐約該做的事ButIcantIetMirandagettome.Iwont.我絕不能輸給馬琳達(dá)，絕不會Easythere,tiger.

59、別太勉強(qiáng)了一Oh,goodmorning,Miranda.-GetmeIsaac.-哦，早上好，馬琳達(dá)-接通埃塞克Idontseemybreakfasthere.Aremyeggshere?Wherearemyeggs?我沒見著我的早飯雞蛋呢？我要的雞蛋呢？Excuseme!借過！PickupthePoIaroidsfromthelingerieshoot.去內(nèi)衣設(shè)計(jì)那兒取偏光板Havethebrakescheckedonmycar.去檢修剎車-TruckHornHonking-GaspsWheresthatpieceofpaperIhadinmyhandyesterdaymorning?我昨

60、天早上拿到的那文件呢？Thegirlsneednewsurfboardsorboogieboardsorsomethingforspringbreak.雙胞胎需要新的沖浪板或者趴板，總之寒假用-HeIIo.-ThetwinsaIsoneedfIip-fIops.-喂？-她們還要沙灘拖鞋-Ow!一Oh,mygosh!-??！-哦，天哪PickupmyshoesfromBIahnik,andthengogetPatricia.去布朗尼克去我的鞋，然后去接派奇特-Whosthat?-Goodgirl!Goodgirl!Goodgirl!-她是誰？-好孩子！好孩子！GetmethatIittIetabI