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401驚Joey:(lyingonabeachtowel,recapwhathappenedinthelastepisode)Okay,sowewenttothebeach,becausePhoebefoundoutaboutthisladywhoknewhermomanddad,andIdon’treallyknowwhathappenedwiththat.[cuttoPhoebeSr.’shouse,fromthelastPhoebeSr.:(toPhoebe)I’myourPhoebe:[cuttoMonicaopeningthedoorofthebeachhouse,withChandlertryingtopickherupforadate.]Joey:(voice-over)Oh,andthenMonicajokedthatshewouldn’tgooutwithaguylikeChandler...Chandler:(toMonica)(inafunnyvoice)Hithere.(Monicaturnsherheadawayindisgust)Joey:(voice-over)...andhecouldn’tletitgo,and...Idon’treallyknowwhathappenedwiththateither.[cuttoamontageofscenesinvolvingBonnie,Ross,andRachelfromthelastJoey:(voice-over)Oh-oh!AndthenRoss’snewgirlfriend,Bonnie,showsupandRachelconvincedhertosaveherhead.AndthenRossandRachelkiss,andnowRosshastochoosebetweenRachelandthebaldgirlandIdon’tknowwhathappenedthereeither...[cutbacktoJoeyonthebeachJoey:Y'knowwhat,holdon,letmegogetChandler.(getsupand[Scene:Thebeachhouse,it’sthesamescenefromtheendoflastyear,withRossinfrontofthetwodoorsofRachel’sandBonnie’srooms,tryingtodecidewhichdoortochoose.Hefinallychoosestheonehisrightandgoesin.]Ross:(surprised)RachelandBonnie:Bonnie:Rachelwasjust meout.MyheadgotallRoss:Bonnie:(toRachel)ThanksaRachel:Oh, eaBonnie:(gettingupandleaving)(toRoss)Okay,I’llseeyouinourRoss:Yeah.(closesthedoor,andgoesoverandkissesRachel:(softly)OhmyRoss:I(TheybothkissagainandfallontotheRoss: suddenlyandgettingup)Okay,IgottaRachel:Whoa!What?!Ross:Well,I-IgottagobreakupwithRachel:Here?!Ross:Well,yeah.Ican’t-Ican’tstayhereallnight,andifIgointhereshe’s-she’sgonnawanna...dostuff.Rachel:Well,can’t lherthatyouarenotintheRoss:No,shelikesthat.Yeah.Fakingsleepdoesn’tworkeither,I l

呃喔，然后莫妮卡開玩笑說 錢德沒什么進(jìn)展，而且我也不知道他倆是怎么回事 那個光 之間做個選嗨萬分感謝你是萬分客氣我了解好了，我得走了哇！什么？！為什么是的。假裝睡覺也不管用，我沒哇，很好是的，是的不是每個早晨都會howmanymorningsIwokeupwithRachel:(interrupting)Whoa-Ross:Whoa-oh,okay!Yeah,whyam lingyouRachel:Idon’tknow.(theykissagain)Ross:Yeah,yeah.(opensthedoor)Itwasn’teveryRachel:Oh,makingitRoss:OPENINGCREDITS[Scene:PhoebeSr.’shouse,it’srightaftershetoldPhoebethatshe’sherbirthmother.]PhoebeSr.:SoIguessyou’dliketoknowhowitallPhoebe:I-ImeanI,wellIthinkIcanfigureitout.Iguessy'knowIwasborn,andeveryonestartedlyingtheirassesoff!PhoebeSr.:Noo!No!Itwasn’tlikethatI...RememberhowItoldyouhowLily,Frank,andIwewere,wewereclose.Well,wewere,wewereveryclose.Phoebe:HowPhoebeSr.:Well,the-thethreeofuswewere,kindofumm,aPhoebe:Idon’tevenknowhowthatwouldPhoebeSr.:Well,wePhoebeSr.:Well,anyhow,somehowIgotpregnant,and,andIwasscared.Iwasstupidandsellfish,andIwas18yearsold.Imean,yourememberwhatit’sliketobeeighteenyearsold?Phoebe:Yeah.Let’ssee,myhadMomkilledherself,andmyDadhadrunoff,andIwaslivinginaGremlinwithaguynamedCindywhotalkedtohishand.PhoebeSr.:Well,I’msosorry.IthoughtIwasleavingyouwiththebestparentsintheworld,Ididn’tevenhearaboutyourMomandDadtilacoupleofyearsago,andbythenyouwerealreadygrownup.Idon’tknow,you’rehere,andIwould,Iwouldreally,Iwouldliketogettoknowyou.Phoebe:Yeah,well,everybodydoes!I’mareallycool .Andy’knowyouhad29yearstofindthatout,butyoudidn’teventry!Y’knowwhat,youwalkedoutonme,andI’mjust,I’mgonnadothesamethingtoyou.PhoebeSr.:Phoebe:Idon’teverwanttoseeyouagain!(Shewalksoutandslamsthedoor.)Phoebe:(walkingbackinwithherhandoverhereyes.)Umm,where’smypurse?[Scene:Thebeachhouse,JoeyandChandleraresittingatthedinnertable,Monicaislookinginthefridge.]Monica:(closingthefridgeindisgust)Shoot!We’reoutof up)Oh,I’llgooutandgetyouMonica:Chandler:Nope!BecauseI’mnotyourboyfriend.(toPhoebe,who’sentering)HeyPheebs,howdiditgo?Phoebe:Well,umm,myMom’sfriend,Phoebe,isactuallymybirthMom.(Thegangisshocked.)Chandler:Ifoundadriedup

我－我的意思是，我能弄明白怎么回有多親密 我沒 我和一個只和自己的手說叫辛迪的家伙住在一個糟糕的地方 我不知道你在這兒，而且我會的會，我會很高興試著了解你等等真的 Monica:Sweety,whatareyoutalkingPhoebe:Oh,mynewMom,who-who’sabig,fatabandoner!(startstogoJoey:Whoa,wait,Pheebs,waitasecond!Don’tyouwannastayhereandtalkaboutit?Phoebe:No.I’mjust,Iwanna,Ineedtobealone.(Shestartstogoupstairs.)Phoebe:(turningaround,insistently)Monica:[Scene:Thebeachhouse,Rachel’sbedroom.SheisfinishingupwritingsomethingasRosswalksthroughthedoor.]Ross:It’sRachel:Oh,wasitRoss:Well,itwasloong.Ididn’tevenrealisehowlateitwas,untilInoticedthe5o’clockshadowonherhead.(Theybothstarttolaugh,thenstopthemselvesquickly.)Anyway,shedidn’twanttostay.Icalledacab;shejustleft.(TheyRachel:IwroteyouaRoss:Ohh!Thankyou!Ilikemail.(Hegoestokissheragain,butsheturnsaway.)Rachel:(handinghimtheletter)It’sjustsomethingsI’vebeenthinkingabout.Somethingsaboutus,andbeforewecaneventhinkaboutthetwoofusgettingbacktogether,Ijustneedtoknowhowyoufeelaboutthisstuff.Ross:Okay.(Heleansintokissheragain,butsheleansbackpreventinghimfrommakingcontact.)Wow,it’s-it’s5:30inthemorning.(Rachellaughs)So,I’dbettergetcrackingonthisbaby.Rachel:Well,I’llbewaitingforyou,justcomeupwhenyou’reRoss:Okay,I’llbeupin,(looksattheletter)18pages.Frontandback.Very[Scene:Thebeachhouse,thenextmorning.Rossispassedoutonthekitchencounter.HewakesupwithastartandhasoneofthepagesoftheletterstucktohisRoss:Oh.(looksathiswatch)Oh-oh.(takesadrinkofcoffeeandresumesreadingtheletter)Rachel:(comingdownthestairs)Hey!(Rossjumpsup,andquicklyputstheletterbacktogether,pretendinglikehehasjustfinishedit.)Whathappenedtoyou?Whydidn’tyoucomeup?Ross:Rachel:YoujustRoss:Well,Iwantedtobethorough.Imeanthis-thisisclearlyvery,veryimportanttoyou,tous!AndsoIwantedtoreadeverywordcarefully,twice!Rachel:Soumm,doesRoss:I’mRachel:DoesRoss:Doesit?Doesit?Yeah,Iwantedtogivethatwhole‘Doesit?’partjustanotherglance.你不想留下來談?wù)勥@事兒嗎哦結(jié)束了哦，很糟吧我給你寫了封信而且在我們考慮復(fù)合之前嘿！你才看完是這樣，看得更透徹。我的意思是它-于是看得仔細(xì)點，看了兩遍。是不是？是不是哦，把整個“是不是”的部分再看一遍。聽著，，不管是，事實上，我決定了，我決定了，就是Rachel:Whatareyoutalkingabout,Ross,youjustsaidthatyoureadittwice!Look,y’knowwhat,eitheritdoesoritdoesn’t,andifyouhavetoeventhinkaboutRoss:(interrupting)No,Rach,no.Idon’t,Idon’t,Idon’thavetothinkaboutit,infact,I’vedecided,I’vedecidedthat,thatitdoes.(Rachelstandsthereforamoment,startingtocry.Thengaspsandrunsoverandhugshim.Whilehuggingher,Rosstriestofindthe‘Doesit?’partintheletter.)Rachel:Areyousure?Ross:Oh,sure!I’mRachel:Iknow.(Hugshimmoreviolentlythistimeandpusheshimbackawayfromtheletter.)[Scene:Thebeach.ChandlerandMonicaareoutgettingsomeChandler:Allright,there’sanuclearholocaust,I’mthelastmanonEarth.Wouldyougooutwithme?Monica:Chandler:I’vegotcannedJoey:(jumupinaholethatheisdigging,heisshoulderdeep)Hey,youguys!Takealookatthis!(ChandlerandMonicajumpupandgoovertothehole.)Checkthisbabyout,dugmeahole!Chandler:Excellenthole,(AwavecrashesonthebeachandpartiallyfillsuphisJoey:Ohno!No!!MyMonica:(screaminginpain)Ow!!Joey:(climbingoutofthehole)What?!What?!!WhatisMonica:Jellyfishsting!Oh,ithurts!Ithurts!!ItChandler:Well,canwehelp?!YouwantustotakeyoubacktotheMonica:It’slike Joey:Yeah,andI’malittletiredfromdiggingthehole.Monica:Ohdamnthejellyfish.Damnallthejellyfish!Chandler:We’vegottodosomething!Joey:Well,there’sreallyonlyonethingyoucanMonica:What?!WhatisJoey:You’regonnahavetopeeonJoey:Don’tblameme,IsawitonTheDiscoveryChandler:Y’knowwhat,he’sright.There’ssomethinglikeuh,ammoniainthat,thatlikekillsthepain.Monica:Wellforgetit!Itdoesn’thurtthat(triestotakeastep)baaad!!!!Joey:Ifyouwantsomeprivacyyoucanusemyhole.[Scene:Thebeachhouse,Phoebeiscomingdownthestairsallpackedandreadytogo.]Phoebe:Well,I’mreadytogettheoutofhere!(SeesRossandRachelcuddlingonthecouch.)Oh.Areyou?Areyou?!!(theynod‘Yes.’)Ohh!That’ssogreat!!Ooh,notforBonnie.(theynod‘No.’)Butforyou,yay!Ohh.(TherestofthegangarriveswiththeirheadsdowninRoss:

好吧，假設(shè)發(fā)生 呃呃我有罐裝食物 很棒的洞，喬伊什么？什么？怎么啦 差不多兩里路呢哦。 ？ 嘿海灘怎么樣我也是真的‘是嗎Rachel:Howwasthebeach?Monica:Nothing,Idon’tknow.Ross:Whathappened?Monica:Nothing.I’mgonnatakeaChandler:MeJoey:MePhoebe:Okay,I’mgonnaputthis(hersuitcase)inthecar.Rachel:Ooh,Ihavetogopack.(Getsuptodoso.)Itreallydoes?Ross:Itdoes.Itreallyandtrulydoes.(Rachelkisseshim,andgoesupstairs.Aftershe’sgone,Rossfranticallytriestofindandreadthe‘Doesit?’part.)Ross:(findingthepart)(looksupindisgust)Itsodoesnot!!!COMMERCIALBREAK[Scene:CentralPerk,RossislingJoeyandChandlerabouttheRoss:Shewantsmetotakeresponsibilityforeverythingthatwentwronginourrelationship.Imeanshegoesonforfivepagesabout,abouthowIwasunfaithfultoher!(BothJoeyandChandlershrugtheirshouldersastosay”Well...”)(yelling)WEWEREONABREAK!!!!!Chandler:OhmyGod!Ifyousaythatonemoretime,I’mgonnabreakupwithRoss:Fine!Fine!Butthisbreak-upwasnotallmyfault,andshe,shesayshere,(readingfromtheletter)“Ifyouacceptfullresponsibility...”(toChandlerandJoey)Fullresponsibility!“...Icanbegintotrustyouagain.Doesthatseemlikesomethingyoucando.(yellsatJoey)Doesit?!!”Joey:Chandler:Look,Ross,youhavewhatyouwant,you’rebackwithRachel.Ifyoubringthisupnowyou’regonnawreckthebestthingthatevenhappenedtoyou.Ross:(calmingdown)Yeah,Iknow.Imean,no,you’reright.YeahIguessI’llletitgo.Butyou-youunderstandhow-howharditistoforgetaboutthis.Joey:Sure,it’shardtoforget!Butthatdoesn’tmeanyouhavetotalkaboutit!Alotofthingshappenedonthattripthatweshouldnever,(toChandler)evertalkRoss:WhatthehappenedonthatJoey:It’sbetweenusandthesea,(Rosslaughsandhasa‘Comeon...’lookonhisfaceashelooksandChandlerwhonodshisheadinagreementwithJoey.Rossisstunned.)[Scene:Ahallwayinanapartmentbuilding.PhoebeisknocksonadooranditPhoebe:(to thatansweredthedoor)Hi,Ursula:Phoebe:Okay,wellumm,Iknowthatwehaven’ttalkedinalongtime,butummokay,ourMomisnotourbirthMom.This-thisotherladyisourbirthMom.Ursula:Right,okay,theonethatlivesinMontuak,umm-Phoebe:(shocked)YouknowUrsula:No,Iumm,IreadaboutherinMom’ssuicidePhoebe:There-therewasasuicidenote?!(Ursulanods‘Yes.’)Well,doyou

我們當(dāng)時已經(jīng)分手了不但是你-你明白要忘掉它有多-多難那趟旅行發(fā)生的事咱們也不要提。嘿 你知道她 我，呃，你閉嘴 好啦，大概就是這個意思haveUrsula:(disgusted)Hangon.(ShegoesintoherapartmentandslamsthedoorinPhoebe’sface.)Phoebe:Ican’tbelieveyou lmetherewasasuicideUrsula:Yeah.Sohowhaveyou Phoebe:I,umm,shut(UrsulaopensthedoorandhandsherthePhoebe:(readingfromthenote)“Good-byePhoebeandUrsula.I’llmissP.S.YourMomlivesinMontauk.”YoujustwroteUrsula:Well,it’sprettymuchthegist.Well,exceptforthepoem.Youreadthepoem,right?Phoebe:Ursula:Allright,hangon!(Shetakesthenote,goesbackintoherapartmentandslamsthedoorshut.)[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Chandler,Monica,andJoeyaresittingatthetableeatingdinnerandnottalking.RossandRachelareoutsidecuddlingonthebalcony.]Monica:Passthecheese,please.(Joeyhandsherthecheesewithoutlookingather.)Monica:MyGod,youcan’tevenlookatme!Canyou?Joey:Nope.(PhoebeChandler:(jumup)Hey!Phoebe!WecantalktoPhoebe:No.I’m-I’mtodepressedtoChandler:I’llgiveyouathousanddollarstotalktoRoss:(comingbackinwithRachel)Hey,youguys!Whatdoyou,whatdoyouthinkaboutmakingthatbeachtripanannualthing?Chandler,Monica,andJoey:Rachel:Allright,that’sit,youguys!WhathappenedoutMonica:What?Wetookawalk,nothinghappened.Icanbackwithnothingalloverme.RossandRachel:Comeon!Ross:Whathappened?Joey?Joey:Allright.(getsup)Monica:(stophim)No!Joey,wesworewe’dneverChandler:(runningoverandjoiningMonica)They’llneverJoey:Well,wehavetosaysomething!Wehavetogetitout!It’seatingmealive!!Monicagotstungbyajellyfish.Monica:(interrupting)Allright!!Allright.(walksslowlyintothelivingroom)Igotstung.Stungbad.Icouldn’tstand.I-Icouldn’twalk.Chandler:(followingMonica)Weweretwofromthehouse.Scaredandalone.Wedidn’tthinkwecouldmakeit.(HegoestoputhishandsonMonica’sshouldersbutforsomereasoncanquitecompletetheactionandpullsback.)Monica:Iwasintoomuchpain.Joey:AndIwastiredfromdiggingthehugeChandler:AndthenJoeyremembered我給你一千塊讓你和我們不別這樣他們也不會明白！可是我們得說點什么是這樣又怕又孤單不管怎么說我-我試過是的，于是我挺身而出她是我的朋友，而她需要幫助Joey:I’dseenthisthingonTheDiscoveryRoss:Waitaminute!Isawthat!OnTheDiscoveryChannel,yeah!Aboutjellyfishandhowifyou...(stopssuddenlyandturnstolookatMonica)Ewwww!!Youpeedonyourself?!PhoebeandRachel:Monica:Youcan’tsaythat!!You-youdon’tknow!!ImeanIthoughtIwasgonnapassoutfromthepain!AnywayI-Itried,butI-Icouldn’t...bendthatway.So...(looksatJoey.)Phoebe,Ross,andRachel:(turningtolookatJoey)Joey:That’srightIsteppedup!She’smyfriendandsheneededhelp!AndifIhadtoo,I’dpeeonanyoneofyou!Only,uhh,Icouldn’t.Igotthestagefright.Iwantedtohelp,buttherewastoomuchpressure.So-soIuh,IturnedtoChandler.Chandler:(wailsloudlyintohishands)Joeykeptscreamingatme,“Doitnow!Doit!!Doit!Doitnow!!”SometimeslateatnightIcanstillherethescreaming.Joey:(laughs)That’s‘causesometimesIjustdoitthroughmywalltofreakyou[Scene:CentralPerk,PhoebeisfinishingupaPhoebe:(singing)“...fuchsiaandmauvvve.Thosearethe66coloursofmybedroommmm.”(applause)Thankyou,thankyou.Ohh,andIinviteyoutocountthecoloursinyourbedroom.(SeesthatPhoebeSr.hasentered,andtoher)Exceptforyou.Yougoaway.PhoebeSr.:I’llgoinasecond,I-Ijustwantedtolyouthattherehasn’tbeenadaywhereIdidn’tregretgivingyouup.Phoebe:Okay,PhoebeSr.:No,I’mnotdone.I-I-IjustwantyoutoknowthatI,thereasonIdidn’tlookyouupwas,wellIwasafraidthatyou’dreact,justwelllike,theway,thewayyou’rereactingrightnow,andcan’twejust,y’know,startfromhere?Phoebe:PhoebeSr.:Sorry.Butjustonelastthing.Y'knowyoucamelookingforfamily.I’mfamily,I’mit.Now,nowI’mdone.(startstoleave)Phoebe:But,it’snotlikewe’relosinganything.PhoebeSr.:Yeah,Iguessyou’rePhoebe:It’snotlikewe-weknoweachotheroranything.OrthathaveinPhoebeSr.:Well,Idon’tknow.Imeanit’snotlikewedon’thaveanythingincommon.ImeanIlikeuh,pizza.Phoebe:I-IlikePhoebeSr.:Youdo?!Wait,Ilikeumm,thePhoebe:OhmyGod,sodoPhoebeSr.:Iknewit,PhoebeSr.:Ohh,soPhoebe:Uh-huh,well!Butumm,stillI’m-I’mmadatPhoebeSr.:Iknow.I’mmadatmePhoebe:Wellumm,doyouwannagetsomethingtoeat?I’mkindaPhoebeSr.:Hey!Me

幫她，可我壓力太大了于是，于是，我呃，我交給了錢德 那是因為有時候我隔著墻在沖你叫就是我的臥房的六十六種顏色。 除了你，你走開那好，再見我很難過對，你說的對我知道，哇好啦，你不用這樣。現(xiàn)在你只是想讓我Phoebe:Allright,stopit.Nowyou’re ngittofreakme[Scene:Rachel’sbedroom.RossandRachelhavejustfinishedconsummatingthenewrelationship.]Rachel:Oh-hooo,ImissedRoss:ImissedyouRachel:Ooh,Iwassoonervousaboutthatletter.Butthewayyouowneduptoeverything,itjustshowedmehowmuchyou’vegrown.Y’know?Ross:(gettingmiffed)IRachel:Youhave!Ross,youshouldgiveyourselfcredit.ImeanmyMomthoughtthiswouldworkout.Itwasall,“Onceacheater,alwaysaRoss:(gettingangry)Umm-Rachel:Ooh,Ijustwishwehadn’tlostthosefourmonths,butiftimewaswhatyouneededjusttogainalittle [cuttoMonicacleaningthefloorintheRoss:(yellingfromthebedroom)WEWEREONAChandler:(enteringwithJoey)(toMonica)CoffeeMonica:You[cutbacktoRachel’sbedroomwithbothofthemhurriedlygetting