老友記Friends-S01E20【聲音字幕同步】課件

老友記FriendsS01E20Ican'tbelieveyou'dactuallysaythat.我真不敢相信你會這么說I'dmuchratherbeMr.PeanutthanMr.Salty.我是鹽先生而非花生先生?Noway.Mr.Saltyisasailor.才怪,鹽先生是個水手He'sgottabethetoughestsnackthereis.他應該是最頑強的點心Idon'tknow.Youdon'twannamesswithCornnuts.我不知道,你不會想和玉米作對的They'recrazy.它們簡直是瘋了Oh,myGod.Yougottacomeseethis.上帝呀.你應該看看這個There'ssomecreepouttherewithatelescope.有個變態(tài)拿著望遠鏡Ican'tbelieveit.He'slookingrightatus.我真不敢相信他在看我們Oh,thatissosick.真嘔心Ifeelviolated.我感覺被冒犯了Andnotinagoodway.而且很不爽Howcanpeopledothat?怎會有人這樣?Youguys,look.UglyNakedGuygotgravityboots.你們看,丑陋裸男有雙重力鞋TheOneWiththeEvilOrthodontist六人行第1季第20集風流牙醫(yī)Yearsfromnow,schoolchildrenwillstudyit...幾年后學童將會把它奉為…...asoneofthegreatestfirstdatesever.第一次約會的經典加以研讀-Yeah.-I'llsay,yeah.-是的-要我說,當然Itwasunbelievable.它太令人無法置信Wecouldbeourselves.Wedidn'thavetoplaygames.我們可以完全作自己,無須再玩任何游戲-Haveyoucalledher?-She'dknowIlikeher.That'scrazy.-你打過電話給她沒?-讓她知道我喜歡她?你瘋了不成Guys.It'sgross.伙計.你可真毛糙啊It'sthenextday.HowneedydoIwannaseem?才第二天,你要我顯得多渴望?-I'mright.Right?-Yeah,letherdangle.-對吧-對,讓她慢慢等吧Ican'tbelievemyparentsarepushingmetofindoneofyoupeople.我無法相信我爸媽,強迫我找你們這種男人Comeon.Justdoit.快,只管去做Callher.Stopbeingsotestosterone-y.拿起電話打給她別擺出一付臭男人的樣子(義同睪丸素)Which,bytheway,istherealSanFranciscotreat.對了,舊金山真有這道菜-Hermachine.-Answeringmachine?-是機器-她的答錄機?No,interestingly,herleafblowerpickedup.不,真有意思,是落葉清掃機So,whydidn'tyousayanything?你為何不說話?No.LasttimeIleftaspontaneousmessage...不行,上次我留話時...Iendedupusingthephrase,"Yes,indeed-io."結果說了“對,的確”Look,it'sRachelandBarry.Don'teverybodylook.看,是瑞秋和巴瑞,不,別一起看What'sgoingon?怎么了?-They'rejusttalking.-Doeshelookupset?-他們只是在講話-他是否神情落寞?Doeshelooklikehewastoldtoshoveanything?他是否像被告知去死的樣子?No.Actually,he'ssmiling.沒有,而且他正在微笑Oh,myGod.Don'tdothat.我的老天,不要那樣干?What?What?What?怎么啦?怎么啦?怎么啦?Thatmanacrossthestreetjustkickedthatpigeon.對街的男人踢了一只鴿子Andbasically,that'showabillbecomesalaw.這就是法案成為法律的原因See?Hey,Rach.看?嗨,瑞秋How'ditgo?情況如何?Youknow,itwasactuallyreallygreat.你們知道嗎,真的,真的好極了LunchattheRussianTeaRoom.他帶我到俄國茶室吃飯Ihadthatchicken,whereyoupokeitandbuttersquirtsout.我點了那種雞肉一刺就有奶油嘖出來的那種Notagooddayforbirds.今天真不是鳥兒的好日子ThenwewenttoBendel's.然后我們去精品店AndItoldhimnotto,buthegotmeabottleofChanel.我告訴他不要,他還是買了香奈兒給我That'snice.Nowwasthatbeforeorafteryoutoldhim...真體貼.是在你跟他說之前還是之后送的...tostopcalling,stopsendingflowersandtoleaveyoualone?叫他別再打電話來,別再送你花,別再來煩你?Right.Well,weneveractuallygottothat.老實說我沒機會開口Itwasjustsonicetoseehimagain.能再見到他的感覺真好Itwascomfortableanditwasfamiliar.感覺是那么自在而熟悉Itwasjustnice.感覺真好That'snicetwice.你已講了兩遍Isn'tthisthesameBarrywhoyouleftatthealtar?他不是在圣壇前被你甩掉的巴瑞嗎?Wherehaveyoubeen?你上哪兒去了?Itwasdifferentwithhimtoday.今天和他在一起感覺不同Hewasn't,like,OrthodontistGuy.他今天不像是牙醫(yī)Imean,wehadfun.Isthereanythingwrongwiththat?我們玩得很開心,這樣有什么不對嗎?-Why?-Ihavemyreasons.-為什么?-我有我的理由He'sengagedtoanotherwoman...他訂婚的對象…...whohappenstobeyourex-bestfriend?是你前任的知己呢?Allright.Iknowit'sstupid.好吧!我知道這樣做很傻I'llseehimthisafternoonandputanendtoit.我下午去找他談分手I'mnotcrazy,right?Imean,itwasneverlikethat.我不瘋狂吧?我從未像這樣No,itwasn't.從未Itwassonicehavingthislittlesinkhere.這兒有個小水槽真好Thenwithauthority,hangup.還掛著…證書Willyoujustleaveherthemessage?你到底留言不?Okay.Allright,fine.好的,這就說"Oh,Danielle,Iwasn'texpectingthemachine.丹妮爾,沒想到是答錄機接的Givemeacallwhenyougetachance.有空請回電Bye-bye.再見Oh,God.哦,天哪That'swhatyou'vebeenworkingonfortwohours?你這兩小時都在忙這個?Hey,I'vebeenhoning.我在演練-Whatwaswiththedishes?-ShemightthinkI'minarestaurant.-和盤子有何關系?-我要她以為我在餐廳Imighthavealife.LikeIhaven'tbeensittinghere...我過著不錯的生活...honingforthelasttwohours?不是只在這兒演練數小時的樣子-Thetelescopeguy'sdoingitagain.-Oh,myGod.-看,又是那個拿望遠鏡的人.-哦,我的上帝Goaway.Stoplookinginhere.拜托,走開,別再往這兒看Great.Nowhe'swavingback.這下可好,他也揮手了Wegottadosomething.我們得想辦法阻止他Icaughthimlookingintoourplace.IfeellikeIcan'tdostuff.早上我逮到他往這兒看真是令我毛骨驚然,我感覺自己無法辦事Whatkindofstuff?什么樣的事情呀?Willyougrowup?I'mnottalkingaboutsexystuff...成熟點行嗎,我不是指性...but,like,whenI'mcookingnaked.我只是光著屁股做飯Youcooknaked?你光著屁股做飯?Yeah,toast,oatmeal.Nothingthatspatters.對,吐司,燕麥,不會濺出來的東西Whatareyoulookingatmefor?Ididn'tknowthat.看我干嘛?我毫不知情What'sthematter?怎么了?IjustOh,Barry,thiswasnotgood.巴瑞,這樣不好No,itwas.Itwasvery,verygood.不,不好.是非常非常不好-WhataboutMindy?-WaybetterthanMindy.-明蒂呢?-我們干得比明蒂好多了Imean,whataboutyouandMindy?不,我是指你和明蒂Ifyouwant,I'llbreakitoffwithher.如果你愿意我就和她分手No,don'tdothat.Notforme.萬萬不行,別那樣做.別為我那樣做Dr.Farber,BobbyRushishereforhisadjustment.法大夫,巴比來做調整Thanks,Bernice.謝謝Let'sgoawaythisweekend.我們周末去渡假-Thisisallwaytoo-No,wecangotoAruba.-巴瑞,這樣太…-不,或許我們可以去阿魯已WhenIwentthereonwhatwould'vebeenourhoneymoon...我在“蜜月”時去過了...itwasreallynice.Youwould'velikedit.感覺很棒,你一定會喜歡的Ihadabra.我本來有穿胸罩Hey,Dr.Farber.法大夫Allright,MissGreene,everythinglooksfine.格林小姐,看來一切正常We'restartingtoseesomerealprogress.進步許多-What?-I'm12,I'mnotstupid.-干嘛?-我十二歲了,我不笨CanIuseyourphone?能借用你的電話嗎?Forfuturereference,thatthinginyourhand...我指點你一下,你拿的那支…...canalsobeusedasaphone.…也可以當電話使Yes,it'sworking.這電話沒問題啊-Whyisn'tshecalling?-Maybeshenevergotyourmessage.-她為何不回電?-或許她沒聽到你的留言Callhermachine,andifshehasalotofbeeps...如果愿意你可以打給她的留言機如果她聽見許多嗶聲...thatmeansshedidn'tgethermessagesyet.那代表她或許沒聽見留言-Doesn'tthatmakemeseem?-Desperate?Needy?Pathetic?-難道你不認為這樣會使我感覺有點-絕望,渴望,可悲?Youobviouslysawmypersonalad.你顯然看過我的霉友啟事Howmanybeeps?嗶幾聲?Sheanswered.她接的Thisiswhereyou'dusethat"hello"word.此時你該向她打招呼才對Iwon'ttalktoher.Shegotmymessage...我不能跟她講話,她顯然聽到我的留言...andischoosingnottocallme.NowI'mneedyandsnubbed.而且選擇不回電,我既渴望又被人冷落God,Imissjustbeingneedy.我真想念純渴望的滋味Sohow'dhetakeit?嘿,他表現如何?Prettywell,actually.事實上,還不錯Howcomeyouhavedentalflossinyourhair?你頭發(fā)上為何有牙線?Oh,dol?有嗎?-Weendeduphavingsexinhischair.-Youhadsexinhischair?-我們在他椅上做愛-你們在他椅上做愛?Isaidthatalittletooloudly,didn'tl?我是否說得太大聲?Youhadwhat?你們什么?Sexinhischair.在他椅上做愛What...?Whatwereyouthinking?你到底在想什么?Idon'tknow.Westillcareabouteachother.我也不知道,我們仍在乎對方There'sahistorythere.It'slikeyouandCarol.我們曾相愛過,就像你和卡蘿一樣It'snothinglikemeandCarol.不,不像我和卡蘿Ifshesaidtoyou,"Ross,Iwantyouonthiscouch...如果她說:羅斯我要你躺在這沙發(fā)上...righthere,rightnow,"whatwouldyousay?此時此地,你會怎么回答?Ifithelps,Icouldslideover.如果需要我可以過去點It'satotallydifferentsituation.It'sapplesandoranges.這完全是兩回事,這是蘋果和桔子It'sorthodontistsandlesbiansIgottago.牙醫(yī)和女同志,我走了-Whereareyougoing?-Ijusthavetogo.-你要上哪兒去?-我就是要走,行嗎?Ihavethingstodowithmylife.我有自己的人生要過Ihaveajam-packedschedule.我有許多事要做AndIamlateforkeepingupwithit,okay?被某事耽擱了Mindy.明蒂Howareyou?你好Yes,Iheard.Congratulations.Thatissogreat.對,我聽說了,恭喜.這真是太好了Really,oh,God真的,哦,上帝啊I'mworkingtomorrow,butifyouwant,youcancomebyifyou'dlike.我明天要上班,如果愿意可以到店里Great.太好了Great.太好了SoI'llseeyoutomorrow.明天見了Okay.Bye.ok,再見Oh,God.Oh,God.天呀天呀天呀Sohow'sMindy?明蒂好嗎?Shewantstoseemetomorrow.Shesoundedweird.IgottacallBarry.她明天想見我,她的語調好詭異,我得打電話給巴瑞It'sme.IjustMindy.是我,我只是,明蒂Mindy.No,Ifiguredthat'swhereyou'dbe.明蒂.我想你可能會在那兒Hellisfilledwithpeoplelikeyou.你這種人都該下地獄He'sback.Thepeeper'sback.偷窺狂又出現了,蹲下-Getdown.-Getdown?-蹲下?-蹲下?Andboogie.接著跳舞IgottagoandgetmyeyesscratchedoutbyMindy.我得去上班,接受明蒂的審判Shemaynotevenknow.放輕松,或許她還不知道Ihaven'theardfromherinsevenmonths,whatelseisitabout?拜托,我們七個月來沒連絡過她突然打電話來還會有什么事呢?Shewasmybestfriend.她曾是我最要好的朋友Wewenttocamptogether,shetaughtmehowtokiss....我們一起去夏令營,她教我如何親吻Now,youknow,I'm,like,theotherwoman.是嗎?如今我像是成了第三者-Ifeelso-Naughty.-我感覺自己很…-頑皮-Seeyoulater.-I'llwalkwithyou.-回頭見了.-我和你一起出去Whenshetaughtyoutokiss,wereyouwearinganykindoflittleuniform?她在夏令營時教你親吻,你穿著制服,或著…That'sfine,yeah.沒事了.I'mgoingtothebathroom.Willyouwatchmyphone?我要上洗手間,幫我守著電話好嗎?-Takeitwithyou.-Wehaven'thadaseconddate...-你何不帶進去?-我們還沒第二次約會-...sheneedstohearmepee?-Whydon'tyoucallher?-她需要聽到我尿尿的聲音嗎?-何不干脆打給她?Ican't.Ileftamessage.Ihavesomepride.我已留言,不能打給她.我有男性的尊嚴-Doyou?-No.-有嗎?-沒有Danielle,hi.丹妮爾It'sChandler.是我,錢德I'mfine.我很好Listen....聽著…Idon'tknowifyoutriedtocallmebecause...我不知道你是否打過電話給我...Iaccidentallyshutoffmyphone.因為我是個白癡不小心把電話關了That'sfine.That'sgreat.Okay.好,太好了She'sontheotherline.She'sgonnacallmeback.她正在講電話,等一下會回我電話She'sontheotherline,she'sgonnacallmeback.她正在講電話,等一下會回我電話…-Don'tyouhavetopee?-That'swhyI'mdancing.-你不想尿了?-這就是我跳舞的原因-Mindy.-Hey,you.-明蒂.-嗨,你好Hey,you.嗨,你好Sowhat'sup?什么事?Weshouldreallybesittingforthis.我們該坐下來談Sureweshould.當然啦I'mgonnaaskonce,andIwantastraightanswer.我只問一次,我希望你直接回答NotlikewhenIaskedifthoseredpantsmademyasslookbig.這好像在問,紅色短褲是不是讓我的屁股顯得大一些一樣Iknowthingshavebeenweird...我感覺最近有點奇怪...butyou'remyoldestfriend,exceptforLaurie...你是我認識最久的朋友,除了蘿瑞之外...who'sbitterbecauseshelostweight...她雖已減肥成功...anditturnsout,shedoesn'thaveaprettyface.但是,臉蛋依然丑陋-Okay,I'mjustgonnasayit.-Okay.-我要說了啊.-好的Willyoubemymaidofhonor?愿意當我的伴娘嗎?-Ofcourse.-That'ssogreat.-當然!-太好了Itis.Itis.Itis.這是,這是,這是-That'sallyouwantedtoask?-That'sall.-這就是你想問我的事?-對,就這樣-What?-That'snotall.-怎么了?-不,不只這樣-Oh,sureitis.-Oh,no,itisn't.-當然是的-也不全是IthinkBarry'sseeingsomeoneinthecity.我認為巴瑞有其他的女人Whatwouldmakeyouthinkthat?你怎會這樣想?Sincetheengagement,he'sactedweird.宣布訂婚后他就變了樣Andthenlastnight,hecamehomesmellinglikeChanel.昨晚他回家時有香奈兒的味道Really?真的?Ifit'llmakeyoufeelanybetter...如果這樣能讓你好過點...whenBarryandIgotengaged,hewasweirdtoo.我和巴瑞訂婚時他也變了樣Oh,God.That'swhatIwasafraidof.瞧,這就是我最擔心的What'swhatyouwereafraidof?什么?你擔心什么?WhenBarrywasengagedtoyou,heandl...巴瑞和你訂婚時,我跟他…...kindofhadalittlethingontheside.…正在偷偷戀愛-What?-Iknow,Iknow.-什么?-我知道Whenheproposed,peoplesaid,"He'lldotoyouwhathedidtoRachel."他向我求婚時,每個人都勸我別接受他會待你像瑞秋一樣AndnowIfeelsostupid.如今我只覺得自己好笨Youaresostupid.明蒂,你真笨Wearebothsostupid.我們兩人都笨Whatdoyoumean?什么意思?Smellfamiliar?是不是熟悉的味?Oh,I'msosorry.抱歉…Oh,no,me.Iamsosorry.不,是我抱歉…No,Iamsorry.I'msorry.不,我對不起,我抱歉Oh,my.哦,我的上帝Fourletters,"circleorhoop."四個字母,圈圈或圓圈-Ring,damnit,ring.-Thanks.-快響呀,該死的,快響呀.-謝啦-Youknowourphone'snotworking?-What?-我們的電話壞了.-什么?Icalledandtherewasnoanswer.我從咖啡店打給你沒有回電Iturneditoff.我關機了MotherofGod,Iturneditoff.天啊,我關機了Justlikeyoutoldheryoudid.和你告訴她的一樣Justpointingouttheirony.真是諷刺Iwentacrossthestreettothedoorman.我和對街門房談過了Igotthepeeper'sname.CanIusethephone?他告訴我那偷窺狂的名字,電話能借用嗎?CanIuseyourphone?電話能借用嗎?ThenumberforaSidneyMarks,please.請幫我查辛尼馬克斯的電話"Heatingdevice."熱裝置?Radiator.散熱器Fiveletters.五個字母"Rdtor."“Rdtor.”Yeah,isSidneythere?是辛尼嗎?Oh,thisis?Sidney'sawoman.辛尼是個女的Soshe'sawoman,sowhat?是女的又怎樣?對,那又怎樣?Yeah,sowhat?對,那又怎樣?Iliveacrossthestreet,andIknowaboutyourtelescope.我住在對街.我注意到你拿著望遠鏡AndIdon'tappreciateit.而且我很不喜歡你這樣Yeah,Icanseeyourightnow.Hello?我現在就看的見你,helloIfIwannawalkaroundinmyunderwear,Ishouldn'thavetofeel如果我要穿著內褲在室內走,我無須感覺…Thankyou.謝謝That'snotreallythepoint.Thepointis,that那不是重點,重點是…Mostlyfree-weights,butoccasionally大部份是高速公路,偶爾Yeah,myneighbor.Yeah,thebrunette.對,我鄰居,對,黑褐色頭發(fā)Shesaidyoulookedprettythatdayinthegreendress.她說你穿綠色套裝很好看Thegreendress?Really?綠色套裝?真的?ShesaidyoulookedlikelngridBergman.對,她說你像英格麗褒曼Didshementionme?他提到我了嗎?Shewantstoknowwhyyoutiethetowelaroundyourhead.她想知道為什么你頭上頂塊毛巾It'saleave-inconditioner,okay?那是調節(jié)器,行不行?It'saleave-inconditioner.那是調節(jié)器-Yougotasecond?-Sure,sure.-你有時間嗎?-當然,當然Comeon...進來啊…-...in.-Hello,sweetheart.hello,親愛的Whatyouguysdoinghere?你們來干什么?Weareheretobreakupwithyou.我們是來和你分手的Bothofyou?你們兩個?Wethinkyou'reahorribleperson,andbadthingsshouldhappentoyou.基本上我們認為你是個大爛人你該遭到天打雷劈I'msorry.God,Iamsosorry.對不起…我是個白癡Iwasweak.Icouldn'thelpmyself.我是個懦夫,我無法自拔WhateverIdid,IonlydidbecauseIloveyousomuch.不管我做什么都是因為太愛你了Whichoneofusareyoutalkingtothere?巴瑞,你是指哪一個?Mindy.明蒂Ofcourse,Mindy.ItwasalwaysMindy.當然是指明蒂.我一直深愛著明蒂Whenwewerehavingsexinthatchair?即使我們在你椅上做愛?Iswear,whateverIwasdoing,Iwasthinkingofyou.我發(fā)誓,不論我做什么我都想著你Please.Thatsecondtime,youcouldn'thavepickedheroutofalineup.拜托,第二回合時你連她姓啥都忘了Youdidittwice?你們做了兩次?Thefirsttimedidn'treallycount.Youknow,itwasBarry.第一次不算,你了解巴瑞的Honey,sweetheart,look.Justgivemeanotherchance.明蒂,我親愛的,再給我一次機會We'llstartover.We'llgobacktoAruba.我們再重新來過,我們再到阿魯巴去WhatisitwithyouandAruba?Doyouhaveadealwiththeairlines?你和阿魯巴有什么關系?你和航空公司有協(xié)議嗎?Whatdoyousay?你怎么說?Dr.Farber,we'vegotanemergencyhere.法大夫,緊急狀況JasonCastalano'schokingonhisretainer.強森被自己的牙套噎到了Oh,God.I'llberightthere,Bernice.拜托,我馬上去Look,pleasedon'tgoanywhere.請別離開I'llberightback.我馬上回來Okay,andwe'llbehere,hatingyou.我們會在這兒的,在這兒恨你Seehowhewassweatingwhenhewalkedout?看見他走出去時滿身大汗沒?IfI'mhoggingtheball,youjumprightinthere...這樣吧,我去抓住他那里,然后你跳過去...andtakesomepunches.Thisfeelsgreat.…狠狠打他幾拳.那感覺一定很爽I'mprettysureI'mstillgonnamarryhim.