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第一幕地點：婚禮現(xiàn)場人物：牛魔王，至尊寶，紫霞，香香，鐵扇公主，蛤蟆怪，眾小妖故事：牛魔王：Ifsreallyahappyday!眾妖：why?牛魔王:Todayismysister'swedding,andI'mgoingtohaveaconcubine（妾）today.眾妖：Concubine?Doesyourwifeagreetoit?牛魔王：Thatbitch（潑婦）isnotlovelyanymore.She9srightnowattheFlame火焰Mountain.Shecandonothingaboutit!蛤蟆怪:haha,Bro（兄弟）[brou]Bull（牛），howdidyoumeetyournewwife?牛魔王：Ipassedthedesert（遺棄）lastnight,Imetaprettygirlthere.She'sdying!眾妖:ZixiaImmortal（神仙）蛤蟆怪：Good,OK,thistime.牛魔王:You'vegotanicename.（至尊寶從后臺走入人群中）牛魔王：Letmeintroduce（介名召）mysisterandmybrother-in-lawtoyou.Xiangxiang!Mybro!Comehere!Thisismybrother,thisismysisterxiangxiang.香香:Hello!Zixia!紫霞：Canyoustayhereforyourwedding?至尊寶：Ithinkso.紫霞：Whatdoyourwifeathomethink?牛魔王:Wife?Youknowher?（至做尷尬狀）香香：Haveyouawife?至尊寶:justdivorced（離婚的）!香香:Ihaven'theardthatbefore!牛魔王：It'snormalthatamanhasadozen——打（12個）ofwives妻子.Takeiteasy,bro,doyouthinkso?至尊寶:yes,yes 牛魔王：Zixia,listentome.IthinkFvefallen（信以為真）foryouonceIknowyou.Iwanttoshowmysincerity真誠.SoIrequest要求youtomarrymeinfrontofmybros.ThisMoonlight'sBoxismygift禮物toyou.Ihopeyouwouldsayyes.眾妖：Iobject!牛魔王：what?至尊寶：Letmedothis!what?what?Theyareagoodmatch!Youcan'tobject反對it.蛤蟆怪：Zixiahasameanstotest考驗herlover.Ifyoucanpassit,Iwillshutup住口！至尊寶：what'sthis?really?蛤蟆怪：thistestisthatshewouldmarrytheguy家伙whocanmakeherMagic巫術(shù)Sword刀gooutofthescabbard（把???插入鞘中）.（劍從至的懷中落下）眾妖：MagicSword?牛魔王:letmedothis!（紫跑出，拾劍）紫霞：it'snottrue!it'sjustajoke.眾妖:Ajoke?紫霞：itisstillmeaningless無意義evenifyoucanputitout!牛魔王：Yousonsofbitches狗崽子，howdareyouhangaroundhere?I'mgonna將要killtheoneswhoblock阻止myway!(鐵扇入場)眾妖：King,IronFanPrincesshascome.牛魔王:aaa (Themonkeykingleavesthefronthall,runningtobackgarden )第二幕地點：牛魔王后花園人物：至尊寶，紫霞，牛魔王，鐵扇故事：（至跑過來，突然看到紫獨自坐在臺階上，于是走過來）至尊寶：whyareyouhiding藏here?（紫抽劍，指向至，兩人定格，至走出來，獨白）至尊寶：atthistime,thebladeisreallyclosetome,0.01cmIthink.Butafterashortperiodoftime,0.01secondIthink,theowneroftheswordwillfallformewhole-heartedly.BecauseI'vedecidedtotellalie,Fvetoldmanyliesinmylife,butIthinkitisthemostwonderfullie!在這個時候，刀片真的很接近我OOI厘米我所想的。但經(jīng)過一段時間,0.01秒，我想，老板的刀殺的，必倒我全心全意地去做。因為我已經(jīng)決定要說謊，我已經(jīng)講了很多是在我的生活,但是我覺得這是最美妙的謊言！紫霞：I'llkillyouifyoucomecloser!至尊寶：youshouldkillme!killme!Fdfoundmybestlove,butIdidn'ttreasure財產(chǎn)her.Ifeltregretfulafterthat.It'stheultimate最終pain疼痛intheworld.Justcutmythroat,pleasedon'thesitate猶豫！IfGodcangivemeachance,Iwilltellherthreewords.6CIloveyou”.Ifgodwannagivemeatimelimit,I'llsaythislovewilllast10thousandyears.你應(yīng)該殺了我!殺了我!我找至ll我的最愛，但是我沒有珍惜,等我失去她。我感到遺憾。你的劍在我的咽喉的世界。只是在我的咽喉上割下去,請不要猶豫。如果上天能夠給我一個機會，我將會告訴她三個字。“我愛你”。如果上天能夠給我一個期限，我只說這么愛會持續(xù)1萬年。（紫長嘆，拋劍，拾劍，抱劍）紫霞：whatcanyoutellyourwife?至尊寶：Ihavetotellherthetruth.SoImustgettheMoonlight'sBoxback.Thengobackwithyouandexplaineverything.ButIhatemyselfthatIcan'tgettheboxback.L...我就只能告訴她真相了。所以我必須把月光的盒子回來。然后你回去和解釋一切。但我討厭自己，我不能把箱子回來。我…。紫霞:Ihelpyou!至尊寶：no,it'sdangerous!紫霞:youdon'twantto?至尊寶：Ido!（牛和鐵上場）牛魔王：Ican'thideawomanhere!It'sjustrumour謠言.鐵扇公主：Iwon'ttrustyouanymore.（鐵轉(zhuǎn)身，對2人）鐵扇公主：What9reyoudoinghere?（2人走近）鐵扇公主:who,sthisguy?鐵扇公主：I'maskingyou,who'sthisguy?牛魔王：she....Bro,who'sshe?Tellher!至尊寶：aaa..mywife!牛魔王：ok!Bro,howbadyou're!鐵扇公主：whydidyoumarryyoursistertohim?牛魔王：sohiswifecan'ttakethisanymore.Killhim.鐵扇公主：followme!Ihavesomethingtoaskyou...紫霞：you'vegotawife?牛魔王：wedon'tloveeachothernow!鐵扇公主：Explainittomeclearly.Whatthehellisgoingon?至尊寶:I'vetoldyou,mysister-in-law!鐵扇公主:youcalledmesister-in-law!至尊寶：sorry,madambull牛夫人.鐵扇公主：whenwewatchedthemooninthepast,youcalledmesweetie愛人.nowyougetanewlover,youcalledmemadambull.至尊寶：sweetie?鐵扇公主:doyouthinkIcomebackforthatbull?Icomebackforyou,theheartless無情的monkey!牛魔王：bro,helpmeplease!至尊寶：It'snoneofmybusiness這不關(guān)我的事.鐵扇公主：youhavetocomebackatmidnight,youhavetowaitformehere.Lefsfigureitout讓我們弄明白.（鐵走回，對2人）鐵扇公主：ifIwereyou,Iwouldkillmyhusbandwhowantedtogetaconcubine.牛魔王：really?鐵扇公主：yes!ButImustcastrateyoufirst.Go!（牛和鐵下，至走回，對紫霞）至尊寶:zixia,I…紫霞：Itrustyou!I'llgettheMoonlight'sboxbacktonight.Waitformehereatmidnight.至尊寶：letmedosomethingtomybrosfirst.Seeyoutonight.（紫霞喜，原地轉(zhuǎn)一圈）Site:DungeonCharacters:至尊寶、豬八戒、沙僧、唐僧豬八戒和沙僧：Master,master（兩人同時悄聲說）豬八戒：Wecometosaveyou.沙僧：Wecometobringyouout.唐僧：Iwon'tgo.豬八戒和沙僧：Stayhere?Why?唐僧：There9refullofobstaclesinthewayofgettingscriptures.Thisisbecausewe'renotunitedenough.Soweletthedevilsdobadtous.That'sfine.Thisprisonhasnodifferencewiththeoutsideworld,tome;theoutsideworldisjustabiggerprison.Yougooutfirst.Ihavesomethingtotellhim.豬八戒:master...唐僧:piggy,you'renaughtyagain.豬八戒：no,master,Igooutandprotectyou.Sandy,followme.八戒和沙僧:yougoback..（豬八戒和沙僧下）唐僧：Youcomeinandhaveasit!至尊寶：Tobehonest,I'mnotyourdisciple.Idon'twanttobeyourdisciple.MasterIknowyou'reagoodguy.Pleaseletmego!唐僧:Doyouknow"dong,dong,dong "?至尊寶:Whatis"dong,dong,至ng”?唐僧：“dong,dong,dong "is （唐僧唱Onlyyou）至尊寶：Stop.Stop.Ican'ttakethisanymore,pleasestop 唐僧：Ohoh 至尊寶：Damnyou,you...TvesaidIcan'ttakethisanymore.Don'tdisturborI'llkillyou.唐僧：MonkeyKing,youcankillme.Lifeanddeathareveryminor.Whenyouknowwhyyoushouldmakesacrifices,youwillcomebackandsingthissongwithme.Namonitabhaya...（至尊寶跑走）Aside:TheMonkeyKingsucceedsinescapingformtheBullKing,andhereachestheSpiders9CavewiththeGrapes.Unfortunately,theMonkeyKingandhisfriendsmeettheQueenofSpider.TheMonkeyhaveheardthatifthebladeslashedfastandaccurately,theguywho'scutopenwon'tdieatonce.Hecanstillsee.SoheaskstheQueenoftheSpidertokillhimasfastasshecouldandtotearhisheartoutandlethimhavealook.AftertheMonkeyKing'sdeath,heappearsintheHoleofWaterfall...Site:TheHoleofWaterfallCharacters:至尊寶、觀音至尊寶：Goddess.Tmabouttounderstandyourwords.Iusedmyeyestoseeinthepast.WhatIwasdying.Istartedusingmyhearttoseethisworld.ThenIcouldseeallthingsclearly.Thatgirl...hasleftadropoftearinmyheart.Ifelthersorrow.觀音：Haveyougivenupallthingsinhumanworld?至尊寶：Yes!Lifeanddeathisjustminor! 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