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1、THETHETHE PRINCESSSPRINCESSSPRINCESSS DIARYDIARYDIARYHELEN: Time for school! Stop daydreaming. Youll be late for school.(Sings): sometimes I have dreams. I picture myself flyin. Though the cloud hang in the sky conquering the world with my magic piano. Never being scared .but then I realize. Im supe

2、r girl, and Im here to save the world, but I manna to know who goanna save me is?MIA: Hey, Louie. Come on. Its time to go to school.HELEN: are you feeling confident?MIA: Not really.HELEN: Ok, now just remember, when you make your speech, dont look at the people. Pick a spot on the back wall; dont ta

3、ke your eyes off of it and speak loudly.MIA: thanks, mom, bye, momHELEN: good luck.MIA: Good morning, Buttons.Man: be nice, Buttons.MIA: sorry, Mr. Robutusen. Have a nice day.Robutusen: I doubt it.CHEERLEADERS: Hey, there, ho there. How do you do? This is Grove Lions sayin hi to you. Go Lions!ANNA:

4、Josh! What are you doing on? Hes such a show-off.Miss Gupta: Josh, off the wall, please. Come of. You know better than that.MIA: Good morning, Miss Gupta.Miss Guptor: morning, Lilly.Lillys friend.Man: you know, as manager of the team, I really think you should be a part of the team. Oh, Im sorry, I

5、didnt see you. I was thinking.MIA: Somebody sat on me again.Lilly: really?MIA: yeah. I dont know what happened. I was just sitting there; working on my speech.Its really a dumb class-Lilly: Jerk and jerkette sighting.MIA: Hmm?(Sings): Soft kisses on a summers day laughing all our cares away. And dre

6、am of youLilly: You never saw two idiots exchange saliva before?MIA: oh, Yeah.They are so rude.Lilly: Good .You know, for a second there I thought you were going A-crowd on me.MIA: Oh, heh.Negative.LILLY: Ready for debate?MIA: Im never ready for debate.BOY: Go, Josh!Josh: so this is not a debate. Th

7、is is a control issue, Grove controls our minds with what they teach us, but you know what? Theyre not satisfied with that. I think grove should dump the uniforms and we have casual dress all yeas round!MR.OCONNELL: All right, all right. OK, girls, settle down. Settle down. This is a debate, and aft

8、er its over, I want you back in your school uniform.JOSH: Hey, boss, whatever you say.OCONNELL: ok, down, down, make your point. Ok, so, now weve all heard from Josh Bryant for the affirmative. I love that sound.MIA: Whats my point again?LILLY: You like our uniforms. Theyre equalizers.OCHNNELL: Now

9、well hear the rebuttal from Mia Thermopolis who will present the negative argument against our proposition.GIRL: Come on, MIA!MIA: um.I think.um.FONTANA: What a frizz-ball.ANNA: Look at her hair.BOY: Were waiting. Say something!MIA: See, casual.uh.GIRL: Are you OK? Shes gonna barf. Oh, God! Shes gon

10、na hurl! Cover the rumba!MANAGER: MIA! Finish up with Mrs.Taubman and then you can take a break.WOMAN: Another huge tip from Mrs Hersh.MIA: I got one from Mrs. Taubman. Were doing all right today.MAN: Mr.Walshs ropes are twisted. Stop twisting! Youll strangle yourself!MIA: hi, mom.HELEN: YOU threw u

11、p, huh? And you run away.MIA: Im trying to forget about it. Can I have some shoes and chalk, plesae?HELEN: Anyway, Ill go talk to your debate teacher. Whats his name? Mr.OCONNELL.And straighten it all out.MIA: Mom, I am never going to be a good public speaker. Just call him and tell him I want to be

12、 a mime.HELEN: I can do that. Oh, your grandmother called.MIA: What?HELEN: The live one who lives in Genovia, Clarisse.MIA: This is the first time shes ever contacted us. Whatd she want?HELLEN: Shes in town. She wants to have tea.MIA: Tea? She came all the way from Europe to have tea?HELEN; I think

13、Im gonna climb a little bit.MIA: Isnt this the grandmother who made you get a divorce?HELEN: Well, she didnt approve of me, but Phillip and I made the decision to divorce on our own.MIA: Why should I go see this snobby lady who ignores us?HELEN: MIA, shes your fathers mother. Just go see her tomorro

14、w. Please?Woman: Tension.HELEN: She said your father hoped that you two would meet someday.MIA: All right, Ill go.TEACHER: Ok, I win. Band practice is over. I have a music class here. Out! Lets have the third group try” Catch a Falling.MIA: Charles, you want to be in the front?LILLY: Are you sure yo

15、u can help me with my Spotted Owl petition today?MIA: not today. Im meeting my grandmother after school.LILLY: oh, all right(Sings): Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Never let it fade away. Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day .For love may come and

16、tap you on the shoulder. Some starless night.SPEAKER: School tours are on Saturday, young lady.MIA: Im here for a meeting with my grandmother.SPEAKER: NAME?MIA: Clarisse SPEAKER: Oh. Please come to the front door.MIA: thank you very much.JOE: Welcome, Miss Thermopolis. Weve been expecting you.MIA: O

17、h, be careful. Please dont crush my soy nuts.SPEAKER: Your soy nuts are safe.JOE: Right this way.Please, make yourself comfortable.CHARLOTTE: .for their daughter Marissa. Shes allergic to peanuts. And we need new pillows for the prime ministers wife. Shes allergic to goose feathers. Hello, Amelia. I

18、m Charlotte, from the Geneva attach corps.MIA: Hi. Its nice to meet you. Um, where am I?CHARLOTTE: The Genovian Consulate.MIA: Youve got pears in your flowers.CHARLOTTE: Genovian pears. Were famous for them. Now, if youll sit down, shell be with you in a moment.Clarisse: No, I dont need a moment. Im

19、 here. Amelia, Im so glad you could come.MIA: hi, youve got a great place.Clarisse: Thank you. Well, let me look at you. You look so.young.MIA: Thank you and you look so.clean.Clarisse: Charlotte, would you check on tea in the garden? Please, sit.MIA: WO, my mom said you wanted to talk to me about s

20、omething. Shoot.Classis: oh, before I shoot I have something I want to give you. Here.MIA: oh, um, thank youClassis: its the Genovian crest. It was mine when I was young. And that was my great-grandmothers.MIA: heh. Ill keep this safe. I will take good care of it. Now, what did you want to tell me?C

21、lariss: something that I think will have a very big impact upon your life.MIA: I already had braces.Clarisse: No, its bigger than orthodontia.chalotte: The tea is served, maam.Clarisse: Amelia, have you ever heard of Edward Christoff Phillipe Gerard Renaldi?MIA: no.Classis: he was the crown prince o

22、f Genovia.MIA: um, what about him?Clariss: Eduard Christoff Phillipe Gerard Renaldi was your father.MIA: Yeah, sure. My father was the prince of Genovia. Uh-huh. Youre joking.Clariss: Why would I joke about something like that?MIA: No! Because if hes really a prince, then I.Clariss: Exactly. Youre n

23、ot just Amelia Thermopolis. You are Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi Princess of Genovia.MIA: Me? A princess? Shut up!Clariss: I beg your pardon? Shut up?SERVENT: Your Majesty, in America it doesnt always mean Be quiet. Here it could mean Wow, GEE whis, Golly-Clariss: oh, I understand. Thank yo

24、u. Nevertheless, you are the princess. And I am Queen Clarisse Renaldi.MIA: Why on earth would you pick me to be your princess?Clariss: since your father died, you are the natural heir to the throne of Genovia. Thats our law. Im royal by marriage. You are royal by blood. You can rule.MIA: Rule? Oh,

25、no.Now you have really got the wrong girl. I never lead anybody not at Brownies, not at Camp Fire Girls.Queen Clarisse, my expectation in life is to be invisible, and Im good at it.Clariss: Amelia, I had other expectations also. In my wildest dreams I never expected this to happen. But you are the l

26、egal heir, the only heir to the Genovian throne and we will accept the challenge of helping you become the princess that you are. Oh, I can give you books. You will study languages, history, art, political science. I can teach you to walk, talk, sit, stand, eat, and dress like a princess. And, given

27、 time, I think youll find the palace in Genovia a very pleasant place to live.MIA: Live in Genovia?Clariss: Its a wonderful country. Amelia, really.MIA: whoa, just-Rewind and freeze. Im no princess. Im still waiting for normal body parts to arrive. I refuse to move to and rule a country and -do you

28、want another reason? I dont want to be a princess!Clariss: oh, well, that went well, didnt it?JOE: perhaps she need more time. Clariss: will you help me?JOE: Im the head of your security and you want me to be a chauffeur and baby-sitter.Clarsse: For the time being. The child needs protection.MIA: Fo

29、r 15 years you couldnt find a spare minute to tell me that my father is a royal?HELEN: I thought I was doing the right thing.MIA: The right thing for who, mom?HELEN: For all of us. I mean, if we secretly divorced he would be able to find a woman who would stay by his side in Genovia and produce heir

30、s and I would be free to live my life with you. I mean, please! We met in college! I was young! I wanted to paint. Can you see me walking one step behind someone for the rest of my life with rules and regulations and the waving and the bowing and the scraping? I was scared!MIA: Living with a mother

31、who lied to me for 15 years scares me.HELEN: Where are you going?MIA: To straighten up the royal bedchamber.HELEN: After the divorce, we all discussed it. Your father and your grandmother both agreed to keep that distance so you would have a chance of a normal childhood free of emotional complicatio

32、ns .We were going to tell you when you were 18 years old. But when your father died, things changed, MIA. We wanted to protect you.MIA: ok, you know what? I dont feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that youre one person and then in five minutes you find out that youre a princess. Ju

33、st in case Im not enough of a freak already, lets add a tiara!HELEN: Well, drink your soup.MIA: Im not really hungry.HELEN: Fine.Good night, sweetheart.MIA: fat lily.you are so lucky, you dont know who your parents are.Man: Ive never ridden in a limo, he admitted bitterly to himself as he crossed to

34、 the open window and looked out at the bay, the fog looming like his pathetic life before him. I cant believe I won an Emmy.HELEN: I have this favorite photo of Phillipe. We had so much fun when we were in college. He was so full of joie de verve always laughing and smiling.Clarisse: I remember. HEL

35、EN, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it.HELEN: So the future of your country is in the hands of my 15-year-old? Here it is.Clarisse: Phillipe was ready to be king. Then the terrible accident.HELEN: Even though it didnt work out between us .I loved yo

36、ur son very much.Clarisse: thank you.MIA: well, as always this is as good as its gonna get.Clarisse: I cant wait until shes 18.MIA: oh, this is a nightmare. Im going back to bed.HELEN: MIA, the three of us have to talk.MIA: oh, ok. Is there something else about me and my life I might want to know ab

37、out? Oh, no. Are you two waiting to take me on a talk show to let me know that I have a twin sister whos a duchess?Clarisse: You have a cousin whos a countess. Fondly known as Bartholomew. Actually, we call him pookie.HELEN: Yesterday did not go well. Will you just listen to your grandmother?Clariss

38、e: Amelia, in a matter of weeks we have an annual ball. I was I am hoping that I may present you to the press and the public on that occasion. However, you desperately need some instruction. I speak for the entire Genovian parliament and the royal family.HELEN: And I speak for this family.MIA: Excus

39、e me. I dont have a family with either one of you because you ignored me for 15 years and you lied to me. Families dont do stuff like that, ok?Clarisse: Where is she going?HELEN: The tower. Mia, you cant run from everything!Clarisse: She has a tower?HELEN: Please? Just come down from there.MIA: Most

40、 kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country!HELEN: Just make yourself comfortable. This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me.MIA: I cant talk to you right now. Im late for a meeting with my guidance counselor.Clarisse: Im late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal.HELEN: I have a though

41、t. Mia promises to attend princess lessons until your ball.Clarisse: Well, its not my ball. Its Genovias annual Independence Day Ball.HELEN: Im sorry. Mia promises neither to accept nor reject your offer to be royal until this grand ball and then she makes her decision. Now, can you both live with t

42、hat?Clarisse: It seems I have no option.MIA: If I have to.Clarisse: But I want not one word of this until that evening. Is that understood?MIA: Duh.Clarisse: The press would have a field day.HELEN: Well. Lets not keep Spain and Portugal waiting.MIA: Ill be 16 this year and my mom traded two painting

43、s for a 1966 Mustang. You do know what a Mustang is, right?Clarisse: I raise mustangs. That is not a sensible car for a princess.MIA: It isnt sensible for anyone. It doesnt run.Clarisse: I suppose I could donate something to this vehicle.MIA: Good morning, Mr. Robutusen.Clarisse: Who is this gentlem

44、an?MIA: Oh, hes my neighbor but you wouldnt want to meet him. He doesnt have very nice mannersClarisse: Good morning. Theres someone I want you to meet.MIA: OK. Whoa. You have two limousines?Clarisse: One is yours.MIA: You raise limousines, too?Clarisse: No. Amelia, this is Joseph.MIA: Hi. Nice to m

45、eet you!Man: The elegant European woman didnt stay for tea. But the promise of tomorrow hung in the air.Joe: Princess, May I point out that no matter how many times you push it, it will go up and down the same way.MIA: Joseph, can we eighty-six the flags? Please?Joe: No. The flags allow me to park a

46、nywhere. We keep the flags.MIA: Sorry, JosephJoe: You can call me Joe.Lilly: Did I miss something? Are we going to a wedding?MIA: Uh, no. School. No, this is the surprise ride. This is Joe.Lilly: Hi, its nice to meet you. You know you look like Shaft?Joe: Yes. Excuse me.MIA: You want a ride, right?

47、Lilly: Yeah, totally.MIA: Hey, I got it.Joe: Of course.Lilly: Ok. Oh, my word!Joe: Please fasten your seat belts, ladies.Lilly: Is your mother dating an undertaker?MIA: Ur, no. This long-lost grandmother showed up and she wants me to use it.Lilly: And?MIA: I dont know. I guess shes just trying to be

48、 nice to get me like her. Hey, Joe? Can you please park a block away from school? I really dont want to cause a riot with this hearse.Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse, there should be silence in the back seat.P.A.: This is a reminder. Virtual homework may not be submitted for

49、actual credit.Fontana: Tell me, Mia. Is it true about your speech? Are you really speaking at the Bulimic Convention?Anna: So you can speak and barf at the same time?Teacher: Good glove, Michael. Way to go. Ill let this one go, Mia. Try catching.MIA: Are you sure?Teacher: its slow-pitch. Dont worry

50、about it. Now get it and throw it back to the pitcher. Come on.MIA: I am so sorry. I didnt mean toCan I help you?Teacher: Ice. Get me ice.Lilly: Im on the verge of becoming a nutcase and my parents think I need an attitude adjustment. Sorry. Yeah, so my dad wants to take me to dinner tonight just th

51、e two of us. We ran out of things to talk about when I was 8.MIA: At least your dads still alive.Lilly: Hey. I thought youd gotten over that. Its been two months.MIA: But after all, he was my dad.Lilly: Biologically, yes, but you never met the man. Just a nice card and gift on your birthday for 15 y

52、ears?MIA: Be fair. They were beautiful presents. Remember that Faberge merry-go-round he sent me? That was nice. And he paid for my school tuition.Lilly: Yeah, I guess so.MIA: Lilly, I gonna run. I gonna see your brother about my baby.Lilly: Ok, but lets take the limo tomorrow. These hills are killi

53、ng me.MIA: You got it.Doc: Hello. Talk loud, I got a band rehearsing.Michael: Youve been listening to the sounds of Flypaper. Were flying away now.Doc: All right, stop yelling. Theyre finished.MIA: Hey, thatsIts sounding really good. You know, Ned is really wailing.Doc: Hello, Mia.MIA: So, whats the

54、 diagnosis for my baby?Doc: $400. Yeah, I know. It costs to be cool, huh?MIA: This is not my day.Michael: Ill do some labor free.MIA: Thanks, but Ill talk to my grandma about it. Itll be great. Anyway, Ill see you guys later. I gonna be somewhere.Doc: Ooh. Ill do some labor free. Hey, you are sweet

55、on her?Michael: Shes my sisters best friend!Doc: Yeah, thats the hardest place to be between friend and friendlier, huh?(Sings :) Im trying to find a way. I am trying to find a rideCharlotte: Your Majesty, the diplomatic pouch has arrived and shes here.Clarisse: Send her in.Charlotte: Yes, maam. I n

56、eed more roses, red, white, mauve. Mauve! Miss Amelia, welcome. Straight ahead to your left. Her majesty is ready for you in the library.Clarisse: Charlotte, take notes, will you? Amelia, circle slowly so I can evaluate the work to be done. Dose your bad posture affect your hearing? Well, carriage,

57、obviously. Hairstyle. ComplexionEyeslovelybut hidden beneath bushman eyebrows. The neck is seemly. Ears like her father.MIA: Really? They are?Clarisse: Oh, my! Who has nails like these? Tomorrow I would like to see clean fingers. And you will wear stockings. Not tights, not socks. And I never want t

58、o see those shoes again. When walking in a crowd, one is under scrutiny all the time. So we dont shlump like this. We drop the shoulders we think tall. We tuck under and transfer the weight from one foot to another. No. Princesses never cross their legs in public. Why dont you just tuck one ankle be

59、hind the other and place the hands gracefully on the knees. Charlotte, I think its time for tea.MIA: Tell me, how dose my mother, really, for that matter go into a parent-teacher conference and come out with a date?HELEN: Mia, Mr. OConnell is not married. Hes not living with anyone. Plus hes not pie

60、rced, tattooed, or hair-plugged. Do you realize how rare that is south of Market Street?MIA: Ok. Did it ever occur to you that if you dated one of my teachers, it would give the other kids license to mock me for the rest of my life?HELEN: No, youre right. I didnt, and I am sorry. Its just that Patri