中考英語閱讀理解之幽默故事

1、【精品文檔】如有侵權(quán)，請聯(lián)系網(wǎng)站刪除，僅供學(xué)習(xí)與交流中考英語閱讀理解之幽默故事.精品文檔.中考英語閱讀理解之幽默故事Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everythingtutors (家庭教師), cards, special learning centersin short, everything they could think of. Finally they took Tommy to a catholic (天主教的) school. After the first day, littl

2、e Tommy came home with a very serious look on his face. He didnt kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread (鋪開) out all over the room and little Tommy was hard at work. His mother was surprised. She called him down to dinner and a

3、s soon as he finished eating, he went back to his room, without a word. In no time he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried to understand what was happening. Finally, little Tommy brought home his report card. He quietly put it

4、 on the table and went up to his room and hit the books. His mom looked at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity (好奇心). She went to his room and asked, “Son, what was it? Was it the nuns (修女)?”Little Tommy looked at her and shook his head, “No.

5、 ”“Well then,” she asked again. “WHAT was it?”Little Tommy looked at her and said, “Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that man nailed (釘) to the plus sign (加號), I knew they werent joking. ”根據(jù)以上短文內(nèi)容，然后從每題所給的四個(gè)選項(xiàng)中選擇最佳選項(xiàng)。1. Why did Tommys parents send him to a catholic school?A. Because he c

6、ould eat well there. B. Because he could earn more about nuns. C. Because his parents wanted him to do better in his math. D. Because his parents didnt want him to learn math any more. 2. Tommys mother felt surprised that his son _. A. was still the same as usual B. ate so much at dinnerC. kissed he

7、r hello after school D. worked hard but said little3. “Hitting the books” means “_” in Chinese. A. 用功 B. 捶書 C. 發(fā)泄 D. 振作4. The last sentence in the passage shows that _. A. Tommy felt sorry for the mail B. Tommy was afraid of being nailedC. Tommy didnt like the plus sign D. Tommy liked playing jokes

8、on others5. From the passage, we can infer (推斷) that _. A. teachers should be strict with their studentsB. mistaking (誤解) might do good sometimesC. a catholic school is much better than other onesD. nuns are good at helping children with their math【答案與解析】1. 選C。文章第1段說Tommy數(shù)學(xué)學(xué)不好，其父母想盡了一切辦法都不奏效，最后將他送進(jìn)了

9、一所天主教的教會學(xué)校。2. 選D。認(rèn)真閱讀第2段前面幾句話，并注意以下信息：After the first day, little Tommy came homedidnt kiss his mother hellowas hard at workwithout a word. 可知答案應(yīng)選D。3. 選A。根據(jù)文章大意和Finally, little Tommy brought home his report card. He quietly put it on the table and went up to his room and hit the books這個(gè)句子的語境，可知hit t

10、he books的意思是“用功”。4. 選B。Tommy學(xué)習(xí)一直不用功，但自從進(jìn)了這所catholic school之后，情況就不一樣了整天都發(fā)狠讀書，結(jié)果數(shù)學(xué)考試也得了A。這是為什么呢？文章在最后道出了其原因：Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that man nailed (釘) to the plus sign (加號), I knew they werent joking. 由此可知，Tommy是擔(dān)心學(xué)習(xí)不用功會被釘在十字架上。5. 選B。Tommy把the man nailed to the plus sign誤解為“學(xué)習(xí)不用功

11、的結(jié)果”，從而一改自己原來不好學(xué)的不良習(xí)慣，很快就把數(shù)學(xué)成績趕了上去。可見，誤解有時(shí)也可以起到好的效果。Jean is a bright young woman who comes from a rich and famous family. She goes to a good university and has everything that money can buy. Well, almost everything. The problem is that the people in Jeans family are so busy that they can hardly find

12、 time to be with her. In fact, Jean is quite lonely. So Jean spends a lot of time on her QQ. She likes being anonymous(匿名), talking to people who do not know about her famous family and her rich life. She uses the name Linda on QQ and has made a lot of friends who she keeps in touch with quite often

13、. Last year Jean made a very special friend on QQ. His name was David and lived in San Francisco. David was full of stories and jokes. He and Jean had a common(共同的) interest in rock music and modern dance. So it always took them hours to talk happily on QQ and sometimes they even forgot their time.

14、Of course, they wanted to know more about each other. David sent a picture of himself: He was a tall, good-looking young man with a big, happy smile. As time went by, they became good friends and often sent cards and small things to each other. When Jeans father told her that he was going on a busin

15、ess trip to San Francisco, she asked him to let her go with him so that she could give David a surprise for his birthday. She would take him the latest DVD of their favorite rock singer. But when she knocked on Davids door in San Francisco, she found that her special friend was a twelve-year-old boy

16、 named Jim!根據(jù)以上短文內(nèi)容，然后從每題所給的四個(gè)選項(xiàng)中選擇最佳選項(xiàng)。1. Jean spends a lot of her time on QQ because she is _. A. rich B. famous C. young D. lonely2. Jean thought “David” was special because he _. A. made her quite happy on QQ      B. was from San FranciscoC. sent her a picture of hi

17、mself       D. was tall and good-looking3. When Jean and “David” met and introduced themselves to each other, who felt surprised?A. “David”.       B. Both “David” and Jean. C. Jean.        D

18、. Neither “David” nor Jean. 4. Whats the main idea of the passage?A. Dont believe those you get to know on QQ so easily. B. People dont use their real names on QQ so often. C. Dont go to meet those you get to know on QQ. D. People should tell their real names to others on QQ. 【答案與解析】1. 選D。由第1段的句子In

19、fact, Jean is quite lonely. 可知答案選D。2. 選A。Jean認(rèn)為David幽默風(fēng)趣，在搖滾樂和現(xiàn)代舞上和她有共同的興趣，他們可以在網(wǎng)上快樂地聊上幾個(gè)小時(shí)。很顯然David使得Jean很開心。答案選A。3. 選C。文章的最后一句she found that her special friend was a twelve-year-old boy named Jim!告訴我們，當(dāng)Jean發(fā)現(xiàn)她那特殊的朋友是一個(gè)12歲的小孩時(shí)，用了一個(gè)感嘆號結(jié)尾，雖然作者沒有直接說Jean感到驚訝，但是我們可以從這個(gè)標(biāo)點(diǎn)符號推斷出她的感覺應(yīng)該是十分surprised(驚訝的)。4. 選

20、A。本文講述Jean交了個(gè)十分投緣的網(wǎng)友，后來卻發(fā)現(xiàn)對方原來只是一個(gè)12歲的小男孩。通過這個(gè)故事，短文意在告戒人們不要輕易相信Q友，答案選A。A friend of mine named Paul received an expensive car from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin(頑童) was walking around the shining car. “Is this your car, sir?” he

21、 asked. Paul answered, “Yes, my brother gave it to me for Christmas.” The boy was surprised. “You mean your brother gave it to you and it did cost you nothing? Sir, I wish” He hesitated(猶豫). Paul thought of course he knew what the boy wanted, but what the boy said surprised him greatly. “I wish,” th

22、e boy went on, “that I could be a brother like that.” Paul looked at the boy in surprise, and then he said again, “Would you like to take a ride in my car?” “Oh yes, Id love to,” the boy answered.After a short ride, the boy turned and with his eyes shining, said, “Sir, would you mind driving in fron

23、t of my house?”Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the boy wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big car. But Paul was wrong again. “Will you stop where those two steps are?” the boy asked. He ran up to the steps. Then in a short while Paul heard him coming b

24、ack, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled(殘疾的) brother. He sat down on the step and pointed to the car. “There he is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didnt cost him a cent. And some day Im going to give you one just lik

25、e itthen you can see for yourself all the nice things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about.”Paul got out and lifted the boy to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed elder brother climbed in beside him and the three began an unforgettable holiday ride. 根據(jù)以上短文內(nèi)容，然后從每題所

26、給的四個(gè)選項(xiàng)中選擇最佳選項(xiàng)。1. The street urchin was very surprised when _. A. he met PaulB. Paul told him about the car C. Paul received an expensive carD. he was walking around the car2. From the story we can see the urchin _. A. wished to give his brother a carB. wanted Pauls brother to give him a carC. wished

27、 he could have a brother like Pauls D. wished Paul could be a brother like that 3. The urchin asked Paul to stop his car in front of his house _. A. to show he had a rich friendB. to show his neighbors the big carC. to let his brother ride in the carD. to tell his brother about his wish4. We can fin

28、d from the story that _. A. the urchin wished Paul to give his car to BuddyB. the urchin wished to have a rich brother C. the urchin had a deep love for his brotherD. the urchins wish came true in the end5. The best name of the story is _. A. A Christmas Present B. Paul, a Kind-hearted PersonC. A Br

29、other Like That D. An Unforgettable Holiday Ride【答案與解析】1. 選B。根據(jù)第2段中的 Paul answered, “Yes, my brother gave it to me for Christmas.” The boy was surprised.可知答案為B。2. 選A。The urchin 指著 Paul 的車對他的弟弟說：“And someday Im going to give you one just like it”所以 the urchin 希望也能給他弟弟一輛車。3. 選D。The urchin 要 Paul 把車停在他

30、家門前后，立即扶著他殘疾的弟弟出來，讓他看看Paul的車，然后告訴弟弟他想為他做的事，所以他只是想告訴他弟弟他的愿望。4. 選C。The urchin 在坐過 Paul 的車后沒有忘記弟弟，并且承諾也要給弟弟買一輛車，可見他對弟弟有著一份深深的愛。答案選C，而A、B、D三項(xiàng)與文章不符。5. 選C。通讀全文，我們不得不為 The urchin 的行為所感動(dòng)，他是一個(gè)好哥哥。文章就是講述了他這樣的一位好哥哥，C選項(xiàng)最合適。Last Friday a storm swept through two villages in the New Territories, destroying (摧毀) fo

31、urteen homes. Seven others were so badly damaged (破壞) that their owners had to leave them, and fifteen others had broken windows or broken roofs. One person was killed, several were badly hurt and taken to hospital, and a number of other people received smaller hurt. Altogether over two hundred peop

32、le were homeless after the storm. A farmer, Mr. Tan, said that the storm began early in the morning and lasted for over an hour. “I was eating with my wife and children,” he said, “When we heard a loud noise. A few minutes later our house fell down on top of us. We tried our best to climb out but th

33、en I saw that one of my children was missing. I went back inside and found him, safe but very frightened.”Mrs. Woo Mei Fong said that her husband had just left for work when she felt that her house was moving. She ran outside at once with her children. “There was no time to take anything,” she said,

34、 “A few minutes later, the roof came down.”Soldiers helped to take people out of the flooded (水淹的) area and the welfare department (福利機(jī)構(gòu)) brought them food, clothes and shelter. 1. How many homes altogether (總共) were damaged in the storm?A. FourteenB. Twenty-oneC. Twenty-nineD. Thirty-six2. Where wa

35、s Mr. Tan when the storm first began?A. He was in bed.                      B. He was inside the house. C. He was outside the house.         

36、0;        D. He was on the roof. 3. Mrs. Woo and her family didnt get hurt because _. A. her husband knew there would be a stormB. they were all outside the house when the storm became worseC. she felt the house was movingD. the welfare department helped her4.

37、 The underlined word “shelter” in this passage means _. A. something to eatB. something to wear C. somewhere to studyD. somewhere to stay5. Which of he following may be the best title for this passage?A. A Terrible StormB. A Lucky WomanC. Good Soldiers D. Clever People 【答案與解析】一場暴風(fēng)雨席卷了兩個(gè)村莊不僅摧毀了房屋，也是造

38、成了人員傷亡，還有二百多人無家可歸。1. D。根據(jù)第一段出現(xiàn)的三個(gè)數(shù)字14，7，15即可知D為正確答案。2. B。根據(jù)“I was eating with my wife and children.”可排除A和D，由下文可知C也不合題意。3. C。答案即在即在she felt that her house was moving中。4. D?？紤]全文意思及最末一段，可知暴風(fēng)雨過后，房屋倒塌，人員傷亡。人們不僅需要食品、衣物，還需要住的地方。5. A。這篇閱讀材料主要描述了暴風(fēng)雨襲擊的過程。顯然選項(xiàng)A是本文的主旨。Bill Clinton took office (就職)on January 20

39、,1993 and became the 42nd U. S. President (總統(tǒng)). He is the first U. S. president who was born after World War II. He is also one of the youngest of all U. S. presidents. Clinton was born in a poor family. Three months before he was born, his father, William Blats, died. When he was small, his mother

40、remarried (再婚) Norger Clinton, so the boys family name was changed. In the summer of 1963, Clinton was asked to visit the city of Washington. During his visit, he met President Kennedy in the White House. At that time, he wanted to become a president, and now he is! 1. Clinton became the 42nd U. S.

41、president when he was_. A. thirtyB. about fortyC. forty-seven D. 37years old 2. Clintons father died_. A. after 1946B. before Clinton was born C. before World War II D. when Clinton was young 3. Why was the boys name changed?A. Because he became a president B. Because his family was very poor C

42、. Because his father was dead D. Because his mother remarried Norger Clinton 4. In 1963 Clinton came to the city of Washington_. A. to take part in an examB. for his holidays C. for a visitD. to have a meeting with Kennedy 5. Which one of the following is Not right?A. Everybody can visit the preside

43、nt in the White House B. All the U. S. presidents work in the White HorseC. Clinton wanted to become a president after he saw President Kennedy D. The White House is in the city of Washington 答案與解析：1. C. 根據(jù)He is the first U. S. president who was born after World War II這一句話，可知克林頓是在第二次世界大戰(zhàn)之后出生的。故可推知答案

44、為C。2. B. 本題屬細(xì)節(jié)理解題。根據(jù)Three months before he was born, his father, William Blats, died可知答案。3. D. 本題同樣也是細(xì)節(jié)理解題。答案就在第二段的末句中。4. B. 短文末段的首句已交代提非常清楚。5. C. 文章的最后一句話是解答本題的關(guān)鍵。We know the mosquito very well. Mosquitoes fly everywhere. They can be found almost all over the world, and there are more than 2,500 ki

45、nds of them. No one likes the mosquito. But the mosquito may decide that she loves you. She? Yes, she. Its true that male mosquito doesnt bite(咬) and only the female mosquito bites because she needs blood to lay eggs. She is always looking for things or people she wants to bite. If she likes what sh

46、e finds, she bites. But if she doesnt like your blood, she will turn to someone else for more delicious blood. Next time a mosquito bites you, just remember you are chosen. Youre different from the others!If the mosquito likes you, she lands on your body without letting you know. She bites you so qu

47、ickly and quietly that you may not feel anything different. After she bites, you will have an itch(癢) on your body because she puts something from her mouth together with your blood. By the time the itching begins, and she has flown away. And then what happens? Well, after her delicious dinner, the

48、mosquito feels tired. She just wants to find a place to have a good rest. There, on a leaf or a wall, she begins to lay eggs, hundreds of eggs. 1. “Mosquito” means _ in Chinese. A. 蒼蠅B. 蜻蜓C. 跳蚤D. 蚊子2. We know mosquitoes very well because _. A. they can be found easilyB. they fly here and thereC. the

49、re are many kinds of themD. they can fly3. If the mosquito doesnt bite you, it will _. A. get angry with youB. be afraid of you C. make a lot of noiseD. choose another one4. The mosquito bites you _. A. when youre asleepB. because you have choose it C. too quickly to let you knowD. but doesnt like y

50、ou5. Which of the following sentences is wrong?A. The itching begins after the mosquito bites you. B. You feel terrible when the mosquito bites you. C. Mosquitoes use blood to lay eggs. D. All the mosquitoes dont like to bite people for blood. 答案與解析：1. D。“吸血”和“會飛”是mosquitoes的兩個(gè)主要特征。根據(jù)這兩個(gè)特點(diǎn)，聯(lián)系生活

51、常識，即可選定答案。另外，讀罷全文之后，也能將其余選項(xiàng)予以排除。2. B?！癢e know the mosquito very well. Mosquitoes fly everywhere.”一句是答案的出處。3. D。答案就在“But if she doesnt like your blood, she will turn to someone else for more delicious blood.”這句話之中。4. C。答案的依據(jù)是“she lands on your body without letting you know. She bites you so quickly a

52、nd quietly that you may not feel anything different.”一句。5. B。其余三項(xiàng)在文中都有明確的說明。根據(jù)上面那個(gè)小題的內(nèi)容，B項(xiàng)明顯是錯(cuò)誤的。Shlander is a man from space. He thinks the people and things on the earth are very strange. He is now writing a letter to his friend at home. Here is part of his letter. Read it and answer the questions

53、.Now I am in a strange world. It is very nice. There are many new things here. There are many earth monsters here, too. The earth monsters look very funny. They have just one head, two arms and two legs. They have thin black strings on their heads. Some earth monsters have brown or yellow strings. T

54、he earth monsters have a hole in their face. Every day, they put nice things and balls from the trees into the hole. They put water into the hole, too. The earth monsters do not walk very fast. They move from place to pace in tin boxes.At night, the earth monsters like to look at a square window box

55、. This box has very small earth monsters in it.根據(jù)短文內(nèi)容選擇正確答案。1. Shlander thinks the people and things on the earth are very _.A. strange    B. nice C. different   D. beautiful2. Shlander thinks man on the earth is _.A. a monkey B. a earth monster C. a tin box D. a strange wor

56、ld3. The earth monster doesnt have _.A. heads, arms and legs B. brown or yellow strings on its head C. a hole on its face D. a swing on its body4. The earth monsters dont put _ on their holes.A. nice things B. balls  C. fire    D. water5. The square window box is _. A. a car or a

57、 bus    B. a very small earth monster C. a TV set    D. a radio答案與解析：1. A。根據(jù)Shlander is a man from space. He thinks the people and things on the earth are very strange (Shlander是個(gè)太空人，他認(rèn)為地球上的人和物非常奇怪)就能確定正確選項(xiàng)。2. B。根據(jù) Now I am in a strange world. It is very nice. There are

58、 many new things here. There are many earth monsters here, too. The earth monsters look very funny(我到了一個(gè)陌生的世界中，這個(gè)世界非常優(yōu)美，有許多要學(xué)的新東西，也有許多地球怪物，這些怪物看起來挺有趣)就能確定正確選項(xiàng)。3. D。根據(jù)They have just one head, two arms and two legs. They have thin black strings on their heads. Some earth monsters have brown or yellow strings. The earth monsters have a hole in their face(地球怪物只有一個(gè)頭，兩只胳膊兩條腿，頭上有又黑又細(xì)的繩子，有的是棕色，有的是黃