欲望都市第5季英文劇本

1、501 Anchors AwayWhen you are Single and live in New York.there is no end to the ways to fill your days.: museums, parks, theaters, concert halls.nightclubs and countless restaurants.But one of the most amazing things about living in a city like New York.is that any night of the week you can go to Pa

2、ris.Joy for Two for one.Enjoy the show.Thank you.It was one of those perfect New York nights. That fucking Richard.Followed by a less than perfect New York day.He left another Im sorry message on my machine.Like the Im sorriesare gonna make up for the fact.that I caught him eating another womans pus

3、sy.Its okay. Nothing has to change.Just think of this as a big purse.Miranda, your purse just spit up.Youd think after three weeks of no returned calls, hed get the message:Not okay to eat another womans pussy.Samantha, Brady.Im pissed off, Charlotte.What the hell am I supposed to say?Call it sushi.

4、 Another womans sushi.Fine. Richard ate another womans sushi.Fish and chips would have been such an un-fortunate order right now.What did you do last night?Went to a movie.With who?Myself.On date night?Are we still gonna have to call it date night in our 50s?Id think that everyone would be looking a

5、t me thinking, That poor, Pathetic girl.Like the way Im looking at you right now?What?You dont go out alone?On date night?Youre never alone in New York.Its the perfect place to be single.The city is your date.Youre dating the city?For about 18 years.Its getting serious. I think Im in love.Do not che

6、ck your messages again.Im not.I just wanted you to all hear his tone on my machine.If you keep participating in this,you might as well call him.Im not participating.This has got to stop.Yes, its tragic that you were in love and it didnt work out.But you have got to emotionally cut him out of your li

7、fe and move on.And the sooner the better.Everyone knows you only get two great loves in your life.Everyone who? Where did you get that?I read it in a magazine.What magazine?Convenient Theories For You Monthly?What does that mean?Last year, when you were married.you be-lieved a woman only got one gre

8、at love.And that phrase great love, what does it mean?It means a love that changes you, that shakes you to your core.after which youre never the same.Seriously, there is not an unlimited amount of love in the world. Its rare.Way to take the edge off a club sandwich.So far, Ive only had one: Trey.How

9、 many great loves have you had?Zero.Really?What about Steve?Steves a friend, not a core shaker.Im done with great love.Im back to great lovers.You?I refuse to define love.in those limited terms.I had to.Come on, Carrie. Aidan and Big.One, two. And according to you, Im done.No, it was a stupid articl

10、e.It was at the dentist.Its too late for that now.You said it. Its over for me.Here lies Carrie.She had two loves, and lots of shoes.Fuck love.I gave you sushi. I need fuck.After a light lunch, Miranda stopped to set down a heavy load.You want me to carry him?No, Im fine. I just got to switch.Ladies

11、, seamen, 1 2:00.I pray, when I turn around, there are sailors.Because with her, you never know.Wow! We have just spotted our first sailors.Fleet Week has begun.Fleet Week is that one week a year when the U.S. naval ships dock.and our fair city is made even fairer.with cute, sweet American sailorsLo

12、oking for fun.Ive been so distracted by Richard that I al-most forgot my favorite holiday.Fleet Week isnt a holiday.It should be.Sort of the antidote to Valentines Day.This is just what I need.Im gonna ask them about the big party.Hold on there, Pearl Harbor. Not interested.Why? We always have fun w

13、hen we go.Me running through Times Square in heels, trying to find a cute sailor to kiss?That ship has sailed. Pun intended.We have to show them a good time. Its our patriotic duty as women of New York.If you want to do your patriotic duty as a New York woman.you will come shopping with me right now

14、.and throw some much needed money downtown.Im in.Im in.I forgot the snugli.Lets get you a cab home. Theres one. Taxi!its okay.Okay, so Ill call you later?Overspend for me.Okay.Bye, Brady.Im okay. I got it.Byebye.Ill call you later.Miranda suddenly found herself moving slowly away from her old life.a

15、nd quickly into her new one.Poor baby. Boy, pink thing.Boy, look at that pink face.Dear, let Magda help.Im good.Ive got it. You just keep doing the thing.The mirror.Ill get the nurse to put him down for a nap.On floor?Lina.Is that my big boy?Hi. What are you doing here?I just came over to hang with

16、Bboy.Magda let me in.Hey, champ. Want half a sandwich?Where did you get aOkay.Steve, I cant have you hang right now.Ive got a schedule.Ive got to get Brady down for a nap now, or he wont sleep tonight.Lina!Hows your nipples?Excuse me?Lina said sometimes they get sore.Would you get Brady ready for hi

17、s nap?And please dont talk to Steve about my nip-ples. Thanks.Dont blame her. I asked.You just randomly asked about my nipples?Yeah, I talk about your nipples to strangers all the time.Bye.The bums rush? I came over to help.I appreciate that, but I dont need help.Ive hired help.and weve got everythi

18、ng under control.Okay, so Thanks for the eats.Have a good evening, Mrs. MacDougal.Charlotte realized she may have put Great Love Number One behind her.but his name was still in front of her.Breakups: bad for the heart, good for the e-conomy.Its the bad guy again.And Ill keep calling till you agree t

19、o talk.So Unless you want 20 messages every day, youll meet me tonight for a drink.I miss you. Ill be waiting, gorgeous.Right sentiment.Sushi Sambawrong restaurant.Richard Wright? Thank you.Hello, gorgeous.in a wildly optimistic gesture, I ordered you a Dirty Martini.Dirty Martini? Dirty bastard.Ive

20、 always wanted to do that, but I dont think I could pull it off.How did it feel?Fabulous. But I woke up this morning even angrier.I need to hurt him more.I cant even be around that man.Hes dangerous and toxic.So, hes manthrax?Arrogant prick.I wonder what he was gonna say.What Could he say?That he lo

21、ves me. That we belong together.That he didnt mean to hurt me.People make mistakes. I cheated on Aidan.He gave me a second chance.And look how well that turned out.That was different.True. It wasnt a sushi situation.And thats another thing.Im not doing the baby talk at breakfast.I signed up for frie

22、ndship, not some PC bull-shit baby brunches.Youre overreacting.Brady wont happen every day.Hed better not.Mirandas still Miranda.She had a baby, not a lobotomy.She knows youre not child friendly.Dont kid yourself.The days of pussy and fuck are gone.Later that night, I got to thinking about days gone

23、 by.That carefree time when our schedules were as wide open as our hearts.The time before the baggage and breakups and babies.began to weigh us all down.I Couldnt help but wonder.does that sense of adventure still flicker inside of us?Or when it comes to being carefree Single girls.have we missed th

24、e boat?Surprise. Pain au chocolat.Im sorry. I dont know you.Im Carrie. Im a friend of Hi. This is Lina.Come on in.Does she speak?No. I love her.Were we supposed to do something and I forgot to write it down?I had the whole day free,thought Id stop by for a little chatty.Fatty, come on. I gotta sit.S

25、o, are you hungry?I brought some pain au chocolate.Thanks, but the only eating Im concerned with now is Brady.He doesnt seem to want to eat.Perhaps hes anorexic.Sorry, what?Its a dumb joke.What was it?Anorexic.No, Ive been trying to feed him for an hour, and he wont latch onStop, boring. Whats up wi

26、th you?Ive been thinking about that thing that Charlotte said in the coffee shop.About the great loves?Here we go.Maybe Aidan and Bigare my two great loves now.But that doesnt mean that Im always gonna feel that way about them.Come on, Brady. Its right here.Okay, you dont want it? Fine.Here we go.Th

27、ere, in the middle of my two great loves.were Mirandas two great breasts.Im sorry, what?Your breasts are huge.No, what were you saying aboutI cant even remember.This is so frustrating.Hell eat eventually.Not that. This is frustrating.I cant follow your thoughts.Its all about nursing and nipples.Swee

28、tie, theyre looking right at me.I am not gonna become one of those mothers.who cannot carry on an adult conversation.I am not.Three weeks ago, I wouldve been listening to you and saying funny things back.Now Im going, What, what?I didnt even get the anorexic joke.How easy was that?Im just talking. J

29、ust blah, blah.Its just words.Theyre not just words.Theyre your words. And its not just now.What about Samantha? Could she have got-ten me into that cab any faster?My friendships are important to me.Were not going anywhere.I mean, maybe things will have to change a little.Fuck.I know.But youre still

30、 one of us.Only now, youre the one with the biggest boobs.Can you believe the size of my nipples?Please, I was not at all prepared.Im gonna have to go find some sort of trau-ma counseling.There.We have Contact.Okay, Im gonna go.Ill let you concentrate on Mr. Hobbes there.You dont have to go.I can li

31、sten now. I can do it.Miranda, youre a mother.But its okay. I wont tell anyone.Dont.What are you gonna do all day?First a trip to the Guggenheim, and then lunch, and then. who knows? its New York.Hot date with your city?Exactly. See that?You listened, and we had the witty repartee. Bye.That same aft

32、ernoon, Charlotte felt like go-ing to a movie.So she called her afternoon movie friend, An-thony.Carrie says that the French film at the Paris is amazing.Fuck the French.Like I need to spend an afternoon looking at that drippy shit.Good hat, though.Thanks.What do you wanna see?Anything with Josh Har

33、tnett.I dont know who that is.Hes cute with a capitalHe totally checked you out.You should go back and get his number.Hes a sailor.I know.Go, hurry, hes getting away.I cant do that.You are so not gay.What am I gonna do with him?Fuck him.Put him into that Park Avenue, pink shirt, flaccidpeepee mojo.y

34、ouve been dragging around.Im not dragging anything around.As a matter of fact.I changed my name back to Yorkon my mailbox.Good for you. Now maybe you should be thinking about a different box.Whens the last time you had sex?If you have to think about it, its been too long.When was the last time you 1

35、0:30 today, at the gym.Im not looking for just sex.I can have just sex.Im looking for my next great love.Dont let it hit that six-month mark.because after that its just a sleigh ride into menopause.Im serious. If you dont put something in there soon, itll grow over.What is it with this frigging wind

36、?As Charlotte and Anthony made a Left.Samantha found herself in the right neigh-borhood: Richard Wrights.Here you go.Thank you.One for you.Maam, its against city law to deface public property.This man said he loved me.and I caught him eating another womans pussy.Carry on, maam.New York weather, like

37、 a man, can be unpre-dictable.But thats part of the fun.And a New York Museum, like a man, can sometimes be closed.when you wish they were open.Thats another reason I love New York.Just like that, it can go from bad to cute.I guess were not going anywhere for a while.I love the way the rain smells.I

38、f this were a French movie, wed fall in love and get married.No, I was just pointing out how romantic this would be in a movie.I dont wanna marry you.Okay, I do.No, come on, Im kidding.I mean, we just met. Lets wait five minutes.I dont even wanna get married.I was engaged last year.and if I didnt wa

39、n-na marry him, ISingles at the counter.I was hoping to get a table Singles, counter. Two.Okay, Thank you.Whos next?Several wet blocks Later.I decided to warm up with a Bowl of New York matzo Ball soup.Come on, lets go!That managers really a prick.I put up with itbecause I come here all the time.The

40、y know me. I live in the neighborhood.We single gals gotta have a port in the storm. Am I right?Lithium. I like to sprinkle it on my ice cream.You ever try it?No.Cant say that I have.What kind of mood elevator are you on?Im not on one.Yeah?I used to be like you, then I broke up with this guy.This wa

41、s 82. Morty. Thought somebody bet-ter would come along.Never happened.I love this!If Charlotte was right, this womans two great loves. were a man named Morty, and lithium aced ice cream.After 20 minutes squatting under the coffee shop hand dryer.I realized Id been kidding myself.New York and I didnt

42、 have the perfect rela-tionship.All right!It was dismissive, abusive, and it made me feel desperate.I was now fresh out of great loves.Hey, sirThank you.Should I?Allow me to introduce myself.My name is Louis Leroy.This is Bill Hope and Paul Watkins.and wed like to invite you to a Navy party tonight.

43、Feel free to bring some girlfriends.Yeah, feel very free.I dont know why I was fighting it.This is gonna be fun.Exactly what we needed.Three single gals back on the town.Whats the longest youve gone without sex?You dont get that info without dinner and a drink.Next week will make it six months.Watch

44、 it.Thanks. You threw me, and I lost my concen-tration.I am gonna have sex with a sailor tonight.She almost got me on that one.Im serious.I have to have sex to put Mrs. Trey MacDou-gal behind me.Im a whole new Charlotte York.What about the great love?Maybe that was bullshit.Gotcha!How are we gonna f

45、ind your sailor?Well find him.God bless America!The important thing is to stick together, or Well get lost.Very good.And uptown, another woman found herself in a confusing navel situation.Look, Brady.Theres your bellybutton.Help me!Twenty freaked out minutes LaterI cant do this.Im prepared for the e

46、xpected.but Im not prepared for the unexpected.I cant schedule shit like this.And the people that you hire wont help you with shit like this.Wheres the cat?God, Steve, its gross. Help me, its gross.Relax, Ill give you a hand.He may not be a core shaker.but Steve was there when she was shaken to the

47、core.You looking for someone?My girlfriends.This partys like the Bermuda Triangle for women.Thats a little sailor joke.Youre funny.You remind me of my mom.Byebye.Evening, miss.Ahoy, matey.Nice dickey.Meanwhile, I still had not found Charlotte.but Charlotte had found an officer who wasnt a gentleman.

48、Show me your tits?I cant do that. I barely know you.Okay, then just show me one.Its an order.The old Charlotte wouldve had him court-martialed.But the new Charlotte.Well, Officerhad a deadline. .if its an order.Oh, Jesus!Carrie!I was just looking for you, I didnt No. This is Officer Matt Cook.Ill se

49、e you later.I cant do this. Lets just talk.Its your call, maam.Turns out Charlotte was caught somewhere between the old and new York.But she figured showing her boob to a rela-tive stranger.bought her another three months.There you are! Wheres Charlotte?Believe it or not, shes involved in a little p

50、eepshow upstairs.Im really starting to have a newfound re-spect for that girl.What is it about today?Ive seen Mirandas boobs.Ive seen Char-lottes boob.Why not just show me yours and get it over with?I was kidding.I wasnt. That ought to hook me a sailor.Yeah, itll Tail hook you one.Look, Im going.I w

51、as right. This ship has sailed.And tragically, Im still on it.Good night.Keep an eye on Boom Boom up there.Hey, there. You came.Yes, I came, I saw. Im leaving.Come on, Ive come all the way from Louisiana to dance with a New York city girl.Im a good dancer.Even though she was floating in a sea of dic

52、keys.1 new message and 12 saved mes-sages.Samantha Could only think about Richard.You threw a drink in my face and papered my neighborhood.Would I still be calling if I didnt really love you?I love you, gorgeous.Give me another chance.You threw a drink in my face and papered my neighborhood.Would I

53、still be calling if I didnt really love you?Say, Louis from Louisiana.how many great loves do you think you get in a lifetime?Great loves?That is the question on deck.Maybe one, if youre lucky.Im glad I stayed.After the way this city kicked my ass today, I needed that dance.I have to say, this is my

54、 first trip to New York.Not for me.I mean, the garbage, the noise, I dont know how you put up with it.Thanks.Good night.Wait.Going home all alone?Its rough out there.It isnt so bad.If Louis was right, and you only get one great love.New York may just be mine.And I cant have nobody talking shit about

55、 my boyfriend.A short while Later, I had a thought.Taxi!Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back.Maybe you have to Let go of who you were.to become who you will be.507 The Big JourneyOne night, four ladies in the east met at Compass to discuss going west.I have to go to San Francisco on a bo

56、ok tour.You wouldnt go to the Upper West Side.Suddenly, youre going to San Francisco?Theyre making me.Apparently, Im very big in San Francisco.You mean, Big is in San Francisco.Okay, yes, perhaps Ill see Big.Guys, I need to have sex. Its been too long.Lately, Ive been having these dreams where I run

57、.I run up to complete strangers.and just start kissing them.No need to go across the country for sex.Go across the restaurant.Those guys have been checking us out ever since they sat down.Cute.Boring, boring and boring.Like these scallops.I love the food here.Same old, same old.Same old? it just ope

58、ned last week.Scallops are scallops, and bachelors are bachelors.Sounds to me like you might be experiencing.a been there, done them existential crisis.Its not me, its New York.Nothing is ever really new.in fact, they should change the name to Same York.Youre nuts. These scallops are fantastic, and

59、those guys are cute.You should go say hi. May I?No, I dont want to say hi. I want to say: Could one of you lie on top of me for a while?I need to feel the weight of a man on me.At times like this, I wish women could go to male prostitutes.Women do.No, only in bad screenplays and first novels.That is

60、 an incredible investment idea.We should open a brothel where the men are cute.and the sheets are 500count Egyptian cotton.Samantha, you can be the madam.At least its something new.We could put one in every neighborhood, like Starbucks.Starfucks.Such a place doesnt exist in reality. because women do