六人行第一季FriendsS01E21中英雙字幕

1、Howd someone getyour credit card number?I have no idea.Look how much they spent!Calm down. You only have to payfor the stuff you bought.Still, its just such reckless spending.When somebody steals your credit card.theyve kind of alreadythrown caution to the wind.Wow, what a geek.They spent $. on a Wo

2、nder Mop.Thats me.Oh! Oh, the yuck.Hes doing it again!Marcel, stop humping the lamp!Stop humping!Now, Marcel, come back!Come here, Marcel!Oh, no, no! Not in my room!Ill get him.Youve got to do somethingabout the humping.What? Its just a phase.Well, thats what we said about Joey.Hey, would you all re

3、lax?Its not that big a deal.RACHEL:Marcel, stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey!- What?RACHEL: Ugh!Lets just say my Curious George dollis no longer curious.Ugh, Monica, you are not stillgoing over that thing.- This womans living my life.- What?Shes living my life,and shes doing it better than me.Look at this

4、. Look.She buys tickets to plays I want to see.She shops at stores thatIm intimidated by the salespeople.She spent $ on art supplies.Youre not an artist.Yeah, well, I might beif I had the supplies.I mean, I could do all this stuff.Only I dont.Oh, Monica, come on.You do cool things.Oh, really? Lets c

5、ompare, shall we?Oh, its so late for shall we?Do I go horseback ridingin the park, hmm?Do I take classes at The New School?- No.- No.This is so unfair.Shes got everything I want,and she doesnt have my mother.How about Joey Paponi?No, still too ethnic. My agent thinksI should have a name thats more n

6、eutral.Joey Switzerland?Plus I think it should be Joe.Joey makes me sound like Im.this big.Which Im not!Joe, Joe, Joe. Stalin?Stalin.Do I know that name?That sounds familiar.- Well, it does not ring a bell with me.- Huh.Joe Stalin.You know, thats pretty good.- You might want to try Joseph.- Ah!Josep

7、h Stalin!- I think youd remember that!- Oh, yes!Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin.Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.- Hey.- Hey.Hi.Hi. Uh, yes, this is Monica Geller.Um, Im taking classes with you,and I was wondering what they were.What are you doing?All right, great.Great. Thanks a lot.

8、Im going to tap class.So you can dance with the womanthat stole your card?Shes got my life.I want to see who she is.Go to the post office!Im sure her pictures up!Honey, youre kind of losing it here.This is really becominga weird obsession.This is madness, I tell you.For the love of God, Monica, dont

9、 do it!Thank you.What do you think?Lots of things.Which one do you think she is?- May I help you?- Oh, no, thanks.Were just here to observe.You dont observe a dance class.You dance a dance class!Spare shoes are over there.What does she mean?I think she means, You dance.a dance class!Come on, come on

10、, come on!RACHEL:Really?Hey, do you see anybodyyou think could be me?People, last time there were yogurt containerslying around after class.Lets not have that happen again!She could be you.Lets get started.Five, six. Five, six, seven, eight.Okay, Im not getting this!Im totally getting it!Do you ever

11、 just feel like youreso unbelievably uncoordinated?What? You just click when they click.All right.Now everyone grab a partner.Oh! Oh.All right. And my dead mothersaid you are it! Im with Rachel.Great, its gym class all over again.RACHEL & PHOEBE:Aww.Thats all right. You can come upto the front and d

12、ance with me.Why dont I just take off my clothesand have a nightmare?Its okay, its okay!Im here, Im here. Im so sorry Im late.Okay, here I am.So whos the new tense girl?Shes your partner.- Hi, Im Monica.- Hi.Oh, ha.Monica.Hi, Im Mon.Nana.- Monana?- Yeah.Its Dutch.Youre kidding.I spent three years in

13、 Amsterdam.SPEAKING IN DUTCHUm, Pennsylvania Dutch.And were dancing!Five, six, seven, eight.Hi.- Hey.- Hey.- Where have you been?- I just got back from the vet.Shes not gonna make you weara big plastic cone, is she?She says Marcels humping thingis not a phase.Apparently, hes reached sexual maturity.

14、Hey, he beat you!She says, as time goes on,hell start getting aggressive and violent.What does this mean?I have to give him up.I cant believe it. This sucks!You just got him.How could he be an adult already?I know, I know.One day hes this little thing.and before you know it,hes this little thing.I c

15、ant get off my leg.Isnt there any way you can keep him?No. No.The vet said that unless hes in a placewhere he has regular access.to some monkey loving.hes just gonna get vicious.I just gotta get him into a zoo.- How do you get a monkey into a zoo?- I know that one!No, thats popes into a Volkswagen.W

16、ere applying to a lot of them.Our first choice would be a state zoo.You know, like, uh, San Diego.Right?But that may just be a pipe dreambecause hes out-of-state.My vet knows someone at Miami,so thats a possibility.But thats two blocks from the beach.Its a total party zoo.- Hey.CHANDLER: Hey.- Hi.-

17、We found the girl!- What?- Did you call the cops?Nope. We took her to lunch.Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.Are you insane?This woman stole from you!She stole! Shes a stealer!After youre with this womanfor minutes, you forget all that.I mean, shes this astounding person.with this amazing spi

18、rit!Yeah, which she probably stolefrom some cheerleader!- Take off their hats.- Popes in a Volkswagen!Mm-hm.I love that joke.- No way! No way did you do this!- Monana was very brave.It was so wild.We told them we werethe Gunnersons in room .only to find out the Boston Celticshad the entire sixth flo

19、or!So when they caught on to the factthat were short and have breasts.They threw us out.I was thrown out of a hotel! Me!Go, Monana!Well, you ladies are notthe only ones living the dream.I get to go pour coffee for peopleI dont know. Dont wait up.Oh, by the way.tomorrow were auditioningfor a Broadway

20、 show.Excuse me?Theres an open call for Cats.Im thinking we go down there,sing Memories.and make complete fools of ourselves.What do you say?No, no, no.Remember whoyoure dealing with here. Ha.Im not like you. I cant evenstand in front of a tap class.Thats because ofyour Amish background.- What?- Wel

21、l, youre Pennsylvania Dutch, right?Right.Till I bought a blow dryer.Then I was shunned.I was just like you.And then one day, I saw a moviethat changed my life.- Did you ever see Dead Poets Society?- Uh-huh.I thought that movie was so incredibly.boring!I mean, that thing at the endwhere the kid.kills

22、 himself becausehe cant be in the play?What was that?Its like, Kid, wait a year.Leave home, do some community theater!I walked out of there, and I thought:Now, thats two hours of my lifethat Im never getting back!And that scared me more thanall the other crap I was afraid to do.Wow.Then I would defi

23、nitelynot recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.LAUGHINGOh, God.We didnt get into Scranton.That was our safety zoo.They take, like, dogs and cows.See?I dont know who thisis harder on, me or him.Id say that chairs taking the brunt of it.ROSS:Marcel. Marcel.Marcel, no.Good boy!See? How can nobody want him?Somebody

24、 will.You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?Youre kidding!Apparently, he was this Russian dictatorwho slaughtered all these people!- Youd think you wouldve known that!- Youd think I wouldve.Phoebe, what do you thinka good stage name for me would be?CLEARS THROATFlame Boy!Where exactly is your zo

25、o?Well, its technically not a zoo per se.Its, uh, more of an interactivewildlife experience.Let me ask you some questions about.Is it, uh, Marcel?- Yes.- Yes. Uh.Does he, uh, fight with other animals?No, no. Hes very docile.Hmm. Even if he were cornered?Well, I dont know. Why?Um, how is he at handli

26、ng small objects?He can hold a banana,if thats what you mean.What about a hammer or a small blade?STAMMERSWhy would he need a blade?If hes up against a jungle cator an animal with horns.you got to givethe little guy something.Otherwise, its just cruel!PANTINGHe got into San Diego!- What?- Yeah.We we

27、re coming back from our walk,and the phone was ringing.- Hes in!- Hes in? Ah!Did you hear that, Marcel?San Diego! San Diego! Yeah!Youre making a mistake.San Diegos well and good.but if you give him to me,Ill start him against a blind rabbit.and give you percent of the gate.Yo-ho!Where have you been?

28、Monica and I just crashedan embassy party.Are you drunk?No!Im lying.I am so drunk!Oh, God!Ugh. Great. You know what?You could have called.Ive been up here. Ive been worried.Monica.Monica?Water rules!Yes. Yes, it does.The restaurant called.They want to know if youre showing up.Nope!Im going to the Bi

29、g Apple Circus today.What are you doing?Youre gonna lose your job. This is not you!No, it is me!Im not just the personwho needs to fluff the pillows.and pay the bills as soon as they come in!You know, when Im with her,Im so much more than that!Im.Im Monana!PHONE RINGINGAhem, hello?Yes, she is. Hold

30、on a second, please.Ahem, Monana, its for you.The credit card people.Hello?Yes?Oh, my God!Thanks.What?Theyve arrested Monica.- Hi.- Hey.How are you?Im not too bad.Fortunately, blues my color.How did you know I was here?Because.Im Monica Geller.It was my credit card you were using.That I was not expe

31、cting.I want you to know, I didnt turn you in.Oh.- Thanks.- No, thank you.You have given me so much.If it wasnt for you,Id never have gotten.to sing Memoriesat the Winter Garden Theater.Actually, you only got to sing Memo.I cant believe youre in here.What am I gonna do without you?Whos gonna crashth

32、e embassy parties with me?Whos gonna take meto the Big Apple Circus?Monica, I started my day by peeingin front of other women.and youre worried about who willtake you to the Big Apple Circus?Well, not worried,you know, just wondering.Theres nothing to wonder about.Youll go back to being who you were

33、because thats who you are.- Not necessarily.- Yes, necessarily.I dont know what it is.Maybe its the Amish thing.Um, Im not actually Amish.Really? Then why are you like that?You by the door, in or out?In!You in the back, youre getting it wrong!At least Im doing it!WOMAN OVER PA: This is the finalboar

34、ding call for Flight to San Diego.boarding at Gate A.Okay, goodbye, little monkey guy.- I wrote you this poem.- Aw.Okay, but dont eat ittill you get on the plane.- Thank you, Aunt Phoebe.- Aww.Okay, bye, champ.Theres gonna be a lot of babesin San Diego.but remember, theres also a lot to learn.I dont

35、 know what to say, Ross.Uh, its a monkey.Just say what you feel, Joey.Marcel, Im hungry.ROSS:That was good.- Marcel, this is for you.- Oh.Its, uh, just, you know,something to, um.do on the plane.If you dont mind,Id like a moment, just me and him.- Sure.- Of course. Absolutely.ALL:Oh.Marcel, come her

36、e. Come here.Come here.Well, buddy.this is it.Theres just a couple of thingsI wanted to say.Im really gonna miss you.You know? And Im never gonnaforget about you.Youve been more than just a pet to me.Youve been more like a.Okay. Marcel, would you.?Marcel, would you leave my leg alone?Would you just

37、stop humping mefor two seconds? Marc. Would you.?Okay, would you just take him away?Just take him.O! That I were a gloveupon that hand.that I might touch thy cheek.WOMAN:Thats fine. Thank you.MAN:Next.Hi. Uh, Ill be readingfor the role of Mercutio.MAN: Name?- Holden McGroin.English - US - SDH怎么會有人知道

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39、卡，你不會還在看那個東西吧一這個女人過著我的生活一什么？她在過我的生活而且過得比我好你看看這個，看制月：塔德史帝文斯她買票去看我想看的戲她買的衣服是我早就想買的編?。簛啴攨s斯艾扛安德里德她花三百美金在美術用品上你又不是藝術家如果我有那些東西或許就可以了這些我都可以做啊只是我都沒做導演：蓋爾曼庫索摩妮卡，別這樣你也做很多很棒的事情啊是嗎？來比較一下吧現在做比較會不會太晚了？我會去公園騎馬嗎？我會在新學院大學上課嗎？一不會一不會太不公平了她有所有我要的東西而且不用應付我媽喬伊帕帕尼如何？不行，太有種族意味了我的經記人覺得要取中立一點的名字喬伊瑞士？而且我覺得叫喬就好喬伊聽起來好像我只有這么大而已但

40、我并不是！喬、喬、喬史達林？史達林我聽過那個名字嗎？好耳熟我沒印象喬史達林還挺不錯的還可以試試喬瑟夫喬瑟夫史達林！一大家一定會記得！一當然啦！別了，鳥充由喬瑟夫史達林主演喬瑟夫史達林是屋頂上的提琴手一理一埋嗨我是摩妮卡蓋勒嗨我在你們那邊上課我想知道是什么課程你在干嘛？好，太好了好，謝謝了我要去上踢踏舞課了好讓你跟偷了你信用的女人一起跳舞嗎？她偷了我的人生我想知道她是誰那就去郵局??！我相信里面有張貼她的照月親愛的，你快失控了這已經變成怪異的執(zhí)迷這太瘋狂了，我告訴你上帝保佑，摩妮卡別這么做謝謝你們怎么想？想很多事情你覺得她是哪一個？一有我可以效勞的地方嗎？一不用了，謝謝我們只是來參觀的舞蹈課不是用

41、來參觀的要用刀匕的那邊有鞋子什么意思？我想她是說舞蹈課要用跳的！來吧！真的嗎？嘿，你有看到我的分身嗎？各位，上次下課后有人留下優(yōu)格空瓶不要再讓這種事發(fā)生了！她可以當你的分身開始，巴八六七五六五我完全不會！好我超會的！你會覺得自己超不協調的嗎？干嘛？他們踢的時候跟著踢就是了好吧，各位，找個舞伴我死去的母親說就是你，我跟瑞秋是舞伴太好了，體育課的舊事又重演了沒關系，你可以來前面跟我搭檔我還不如脫掉衣服做個惡夢算了？沒關系了，我來了！很抱歉我遲到了好，我到了這位緊張的新人是誰？她是你的舞伴一嗨，我是摩妮卡一嗨摩妮卡嗨，我是摩娜娜一摩娜娜？一是的是荷蘭語閑玩笑吧我在阿姆斯特丹住了三年我是賓州的荷蘭人要

42、即匕舞了！五、六、七、八嗨一理一埋一你去哪了？一我N . J從獸醫(yī)那里回來她不會叫你戴那些塑膠頭套吧？她說馬塞爾亂性不是暫時的顯然他已經性成熟了嘿，他比你還快耶！她說他會愈來愈暴力侵略性愈來愈強什么意思？我得放棄他（中央咖啡廳）我不敢相信，羅斯這太扯了！我不懂，你才剛養(yǎng)他怎么可能已經成年了？我知道，前一天才小小只的不知不覺中就變成緊抓我的腿不放的小東西沒有辦法能讓你留下他嗎？沒有獸醫(yī)說除非有個地方讓他獲得正常的猴愛否則他會愈來愈殘暴我得把他送到動物園一要怎么把猴子送到動物園？一我知道！不，那是教宗進入福斯汽車我們申請了很多動物園首要選擇當然是州立動物園像是圣地牙哥對吧？但那可能是遙不可及的夢想

43、因為他來自州外我的獸醫(yī)在邁阿密有認識人所以有可能去那里但那里離海灘只有兩條街一定是轟趴動物園嘿一嗨一我們找到那個女生了！一什么？一有打電話給警察嗎？沒有，我們請她吃午餐你們自己的私自執(zhí)法方式你瘋了嗎？這個女人偷了你的東西！她偷東西，是小偷耶！跟她相處十分鐘之復你就會忘掉這些了她真的是個奇女子振奮人心！是啊，可能是從啦啦隊員那里偷來的！一把帽子脫掉一福斯車里的教宗！我超愛那個笑話一不可能！你不可能這么做！一摩娜娜很勇敢超狂野的我們跟他們說我們是 號房的岡lJ氏姐妹才知道波士頓的塞爾蒂克隊包下整個六樓！當他們發(fā)現我們很矮而且有胸部后就把我們轟出去我被飯店趕出去，我耶！好樣的，摩娜娜！不是只有你們活在夢想中我得去為我不認識的人倒咖啡了，不用等我了噢，還有一件事我們明天要去參加百老匯的試鏡什么？貓劇有一個缺額我想說我們可以去演唱回憶把自己當成傻子你覺得如何？不、不、不要記得我是什么樣的人我不像你，我連站在踢踏舞教室前面都有困難那大概是因為你有孟諾教派的背景一什么？一你是賓州的荷蘭人，對吧？對直到我買了吹風機就被逐出村里我以前就跟你一樣然后有一天，我看了一部改變我一生的電影你有看過春風化雨嗎？我覺得那部電影超級無聊的！最復那個孩子