英語新概念教學(xué)材料

1、JokeA Woman in the barA woman in the bar wants to do the plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, “Hey, you dont need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.” The lady asks, “How do I do it without surgery?” “ Just rub toilet paper between them.” “ How dose tha

2、t make them bigger?” “ I dont know, but it worked for your ass!”新概念英語二冊 barHairdresserHairdresser: “Did you have ketchup with your lunch, sir?”Custom: “No I didnt . ”Hairdresser: “In that case（既然如此）, I have slipped with the razor.”_新概念三冊 case.A: Lend me fiftyB: I have only fortyA: Well, then let me

3、have the forty and you can owe me the ten._新概念二冊L3 Examining the X ray, the doctor said, “Not a thing to worry about. You should lived to be ninety.”“But Doctor,” the patient said, “I am ninety.” “See? I was right!” the doctor said. _新概念一冊L103 exam 或者是L63 看病Young Woman: Look! Here is a magazine that

4、 tells how to take five years off your face.Old Woman: Good! Ill take two of them. _新概念一冊L127 討論年齡問題作為背景笑話RequestA murderer, sitting in the electric chair, would be killed. “Have you any last requests?” asked the policeman. “Yes,” replied the murderer. “Will you hold my hand?” _新概念二冊Lesson 5 request

5、 One businessman asked another, “Is your advertising getting results?” “It sure is,” replied his friend. “Last week we advertised for a night guard. The next night we were robbed.” _Lesson 7 guard and robBoxerDuring the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but couldnt hit his opponent. “How am

6、 I doing?” he asked his coach at the end of the round. “Well, if you keep this up,” replied the coach, “ he might fee the wind and catch a cold.” _新概念三冊John asked his mother for one dollar. “What are you going to do the money?” “I am going to give it to a poor man,” he answered. “You are a good boy,

7、” said the mother proudly. “Here you are, but why are you so interested in the old man?” “He is the man who sells ice cream.” _Lesson 121定語從句Public school 在英國和美國是不一樣的， 在美國，人們把public school 認(rèn)為是公立中學(xué)，private school是私立中學(xué)。而英國人卻認(rèn)為public是大眾的意思，public school是老百姓自己創(chuàng)立的學(xué)校，是私立中學(xué)。 _新概念第二冊Lesson 1 private publicA

8、: I found a pretty girl.B: You are telling me你早就告訴我了 _新概念第二冊 第二課 現(xiàn)在進(jìn)行時(shí)A: How is the girl?B: I dont think much of it 我對(duì)他印象不太好 _新概念一冊 thinkIt will be all right on the night祝你一切順利為什么是在晚上呢？是all right on the night 是以前演出時(shí)導(dǎo)演、和演員之間常說的一句安慰的話，因?yàn)榕f時(shí)的戲劇表演通常是在晚上舉行， 于是就有了on the night的說話。 后來，該語被引申為中寬泛的勉勵(lì)，表示“一切都會(huì)好起來

9、”。 _新概念二冊Lesson17Show sb to the door. 將某人趕出去_新概念一冊 海關(guān)passportA bird in the hand is worth two in the bush一鳥在手，勝過兩鳥在林 _新概念一冊 it is worth every penny A GOOD CAT DESERVES A GOOD RAT 好貓?jiān)摰煤美鲜?_新概念二冊 Lesson11 A lazy sheep think his wool heavy.懶羊嫌毛重 _新概念一冊 wool A thief knows a thief, as a wolf knows a wolf.

10、賊了解賊， 正如狼了解狼。 _新概念二冊 Lesson7As well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb偷大羊和偷小羊同樣被處死。 （一不做二不休） Give a dog a bad name and hang him.欲加之罪，何患無詞_新概念二冊 Lesson26 hang)Fat hens lay few eggs.肥雞不下蛋_新概念二冊L49 lieStupid Birds  Why do birds fly south for the winter? the answer is:Because it's too far to

11、walk! _新概念一冊 tooto句型兩個(gè)男人在紐約的一個(gè)酒館里喝酒。他們已經(jīng)喝了很多Whisky.他們其中一個(gè)人對(duì)另一個(gè)人說， "So where are you from, then?""I'm from Ireland.""Me too! I'll drink to that."他們喝完了又要了兩杯。."Where in Ireland are you from?""Dublin.""Me too! I'll drink to that."他們

12、喝完了又要了兩杯. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "The East Side.""The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I'll drink to that!"他們兩喝完了又要了兩杯。"Where on the East Side are you from?" "McDonagh Street.""Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to tha

13、t." 當(dāng)兩個(gè)人又喝完了后, 旁邊的另一位顧客對(duì)招待員說到，"That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on?"“哦， 沒有什么驚訝的，只不過是兩個(gè)來自愛爾蘭的孿生兄弟又喝醉了 _新概念一冊 Where are you fromMad CowsTwo cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Ma

14、d Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"_新概念Lesson21 Milking it  A woman and a baby were in the doctor  examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examine

15、d the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. “Breast fed?” the woman replied. well, strip down to your waist,? the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigo

16、rously thorough examination. Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You don't have any milk.?”I know,? she said, I am his grandmother, but I'm glad I came.?Neighbour: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband

17、: it was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window. Neighbour: your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise? Husband: I I happened to be inside the coat._新概念二冊 第三課 一般過去時(shí)Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He sh

18、owed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly, "First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of t

19、he phone and next he heard the hunter asking, "What should I do next?" 兩個(gè)獵人進(jìn)森林里打獵，其中一個(gè)獵人不慎跌倒，兩眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一個(gè)獵人趕緊拿出手機(jī)撥通緊急求助電話。接線員沉著地說：“第一步，要先確定你的朋友已經(jīng)死亡?！庇谑?，接線員在電話里聽到一聲槍響，然后聽到那獵人接著問：“第二步怎辦？”"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來",所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧.沒關(guān)系

20、的十種用法1 That's OK! 沒關(guān)係！ 2. That's alright!沒關(guān)係！ 3. Don't worry about it!不用擔(dān)心！ 4. It's nothing!沒什麼！ 5. Never mind!別放在心上！ 6. It doesn't matter!無所謂！ 7. It doesn't make any difference!沒差！ 8. No problem!沒問題！ 9. Fine with me. / Fine by me.我沒問題。 10. Cool!酷?。]事兒！） _新概念一冊 沒有關(guān)系A(chǔ) chain is

21、 no stronger than its weakest link. 一著不慎,滿盤皆輸. _新概念二冊Lesson8比較級(jí)· All is not gold that glitters. 閃光的未必都是金子。 _新概念二冊 Lesson 55· A child is better unborn than untaught. 養(yǎng)不教，父之過。 _新概念二冊 un否定前綴· Art is long, life is short. 生命短暫，藝術(shù)長存。 _新概念二冊Lesson 26 Art · A friend is best found in adve

22、rsity. 患難見真情。_新概念二冊Lesson8最高級(jí)· Although the sun shine, leave not your cloak at home. 未雨綢繆。 _新概念二冊Lesson73 狀語從句，· A light heart live long. 心情開朗壽命長。不惱不愁，活到白頭。_新概念一冊 · An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 日吃蘋果一只，身體健康不求醫(yī)。 · A good winter brings a good summer. 瑞雪兆豐年。 · All river

23、s run into the sea. 殊途同歸。· A short cut is often a wrong cut. 欲速則不達(dá)。 _新概念二冊 Lesson2 一般現(xiàn)在時(shí)· A small leak will sink a great ship. 千里之堤潰于蟻穴。_新概念二冊 一般將來時(shí) · All time is no time when it is past. 機(jī)不可失，時(shí)不再來。_新概念二冊L9 not any.等于no · A staff is quickly found to beat a dog with欲加之罪，何患無辭。 _新概念

24、二冊 Lesson ten 被動(dòng)語態(tài) · All feet tread not in one shoe. 眾口難調(diào)。 · A young idler, an old beggar. 少壯不努力，老大徒傷悲_新概念二冊 Lesson3 beggar。 · A crow is never the whiter for washing herself often. 江山易改，本性難移。 _新概念二冊 Lesson 20· A little spark may kindle a great fire.星星之火，可以燎原。 _ 新概念二 Lesson 19 may

25、 的用法_Lesson 53 spark · Beauty is only skin-deep. 美麗只是外表罷了 _新概念一冊 beauty · Bread is the staff of life. 民以食為天。_新概念一冊 Bread· Behind the mountains there are people to be found. 天外有天，山外有山。 _新概念一冊there be 句型· Better die standing than live kneeling 寧愿站著死，也不跪著生。· Better be envied th

26、an pitied. 寧被人妒，不受人憐。_新概念二冊 Lesson 8 · Cats hide their claws. 知人知面不知心。 · Cast an anchor to windward. 未雨綢繆。 · Care and diligence bring luck. · Deliberate slowly, execute promptly. 慎于思而敏于行。謹(jǐn)慎勤奮，帶來好運(yùn)。 · Diamonds cut diamonds. 棋逢對(duì)手，將遇良才。 · Danger past, God forgotten. 飛鳥盡，良弓

27、藏。 · Dreams are lies. 夢不足信。 · Do not teach fish swim. 不要班門弄斧。_新概念二冊Lesson 3雙賓語 teach sb sth· Do not have too many irons in the fire. 貪多嚼不爛。新概念一冊too 的用法 · Do to others as you would be done by. 己所不欲，勿失于人。 _新概念二冊 Lesson10 被動(dòng)語態(tài)· Experience is the best teacher. 實(shí)踐出真知。 · Expe

28、rience teaches. 吃一塹，長一智。 _新概念二冊 L14· Evening red and morning grey are the sign of a fine day. 晚霞行千里。 _新概念二冊L16 sign· Every bean has its black. 金無足赤，人無完人。 · Even woods have ears. 隔墻有耳。 _新概念二冊L18 have 的用法· Enough is better than too much. 過猶不及_新概念一冊enough · Every tub(浴盆) must s

29、tand on its own bottom. 人貴自立。 _新概念二冊 L18 have 的用法· Full vessels sound least. 大智若愚。 _新二Lesson27 sound· First impressions are half the battle. 先入為主。 · Faith moves mountains. 精誠所至，金石為開。 · Fact is stranger than fiction. 大千世界，無奇不有。 _新概念二冊Lesson8比較級(jí)· Fire proves gold, adversity pr

30、oves man. 烈火識(shí)真金，逆境識(shí)英雄。 · Fire and water are good servants, but bad masters. 水能載舟，亦能覆舟。 · Give everyone his due. 一視同仁。 · Good (or Great) wits jump. 英雄所見略同。 · Go while the going is good. 三十六計(jì)，走為上計(jì)。 · Great weights hang on small wires. 千鈞一發(fā)。 _ 新概念二冊 hang· Good wine needs n

31、o bush 酒香不怕巷子深。 _新概念一冊need 的用法· Grasp all, lose all. 貪多必失。 · Go to the sea, if you would fish well. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子。 _新概念二冊L16條件從句· Honour to whom honour is due. 論功行賞。 · He travels the fastest who travels alone. 曲高和寡。 · Heaven helps those who help themselves. 求人不如求己。 · He who

32、 would hang his dog gives out first that it is mad. 欲加之罪，何患無詞。· He who laughs at crooked men should need walk very straight. 正人先正己。· He who would climb the ladder must begin at the bottom. 千里之行，始于足下。 _新概念二冊 L28 定語從句的用法· He sits no sure that sits too high. 高處不勝寒。 · He that respect

33、s not is not respected. 欲受人敬，要先敬人。 · It is a silly fish that is caught twice with the same bait. 智者不上兩次當(dāng)。 · Humility often gains more than pride.滿招損，謙受益。 · He is eloquent enough for whom truth speaks.事實(shí)勝于雄辯。 · He that promises too much means nothing. 輕諾者寡信。 · He who would ha

34、ng his dog gives out first that it is mad. 欲加之罪，何患無詞。 · Hard words break no bones. 忠言逆耳利于行。 · Haste makes waste. 忙亂易錯(cuò)。欲速則不達(dá)。 · He that runs fastest gets the ring. 捷足先登。· It is six of one and half a dozen of the other. 彼此彼此。 · If one sheep leaps over the ditch, all the rest w

35、ill follow. 榜樣的力量是無窮的。 · It is a poor mouse that has only one hole. 狡兔三窟。 · Ill news never comes too late. 好事不出門，壞事傳千里。 · It is the first step that is troublesome. 萬事開頭難。 · Justice has long arms. 天網(wǎng)恢恢，疏而不漏。 · Knowledge is a treasure, but practice is key to it. 實(shí)踐得真知。 ·

36、Keeping is harder than winning. 創(chuàng)業(yè)不易，守業(yè)更難。 · Knowledge is no burden. 藝不壓身。 · Kiss and be friends. 握手言和。 · Kill two birds with one stone. 一箭雙雕· Let's cross the bridge when we come to it. 既來之，則安之。 · Love is blind. 情人眼里出西施。 · Little chips light great fires. 星星之火，可以燎原。

37、· Like knows like. 惺惺相惜。 · Live and learn. 學(xué)無止境。 · Merry meet, merry part. 好聚好散。 · Mind acts upon mind. 心有靈犀一點(diǎn)通。 _新概念二冊actor· Nothing comes wrong to a hungry man. 饑不擇食 · No cross,no crown.不吃苦中苦，難為人上人。 No work, no money. 不勞無獲。 _新概念二Lesson 9· Nothing is easier than f

38、ault-finding. 站著說話不腰痛。 _新概念二冊Lesson8比較級(jí)· No weal（鞭痕） without woe(悲哀). 福兮禍所伏, 禍兮福所倚。 _新概念二冊Lesson 20 without· · Never too late (or old) to learn. 活到老，學(xué)到老。 _新概念一冊 too enough very講解· Never judge by appearances. 切莫以貌取人。 · No fire without smoke. 無風(fēng)不起浪。 _新概念二冊 L62· One cloud

39、is enough to eclipse all the sun. 一葉障目，不見泰山。 · One swallow does not make a summer.一花獨(dú)放不是春。 · One can not be in two places at once. 一心不可二用。 · Obedience is the first duty of a soldier. 服從是軍人的天職。 · One lark does not make a spring. 一花獨(dú)放不是春。 · Practice is better than precept. 身教重

40、于言教。 · Poverty is stranger to industry. 勤勞之人不受_新概念二冊Lesson8比較級(jí)· Riches have wings. 富貴無常_新概念一冊rich。 · Sense comes with age. 老馬識(shí)途。_新概念二冊age So the world wags. 這就是人生。 · So said, so done. 說到做到。言出必行。_新概念二 L21被動(dòng)語態(tài)· Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. 要成大業(yè)

41、，自信第一。 · Talk of the devil and he will appear. 說曹操，曹操就到。_L19 appear · Tall trees catch much wind. 樹大招風(fēng) 。 _ 新概念一冊catch用法 · The reasons of the poor weight not. 人微言輕。_新概念一冊reason · The shortest way round is the longest way home. 欲速則不達(dá)。 _新概念二冊 比較級(jí)最高級(jí) L8· Those are in the same boat should row together. 同舟共濟(jì)。 _· Too much pudding will choke a dog.布丁太多噎死狗。 _新一too 用法· The heart's letter