英語(yǔ)小品劇本3篇

1、英語(yǔ)小品劇本3篇 Cast Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes Kevin: Treats "skipping classes' as the principle of university life Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for sk

2、ipping class Rita: A professional class skipper Scene I (Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.) Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us th

3、e main topics for the mid-term examination. Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy? Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today. Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my wor

4、d. The problem is that I have the "Business Management' test today and I was up studying for it till three oclock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten oclock this morning. Ken: You studied until three oclock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you w

5、ere free from four oclock on yesterday. Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long Ken: For Gods sake! Dont you care about next weeks mid-term examination? Scene II (Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is tryin

6、g to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.) Anita: Hey, well have the "Business Management' class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Dont tell me that you are going to argue with Jason. Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the

7、 guy who gave my good friend a hard time. Anita: You always like to get involved in someone elses business. Youll get yourself in trouble. Dont you know it? . Kevin: Anita, dont be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are

8、you coming with me to the concert tomorrow? Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow? Kevin: Two oclock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar Jolin. Oh, how wonderful! Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind? Kevin: Wel

9、l, Im not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else. Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture. Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking ab

10、out. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead? Scene III (After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.) Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not

11、 skipping classes. Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class. Rita: Did I? We dont have any class in the morning but were packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays. Anita: I beg your

12、 pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didnt you meet us this morning while we were going out to class? Rita: I thought you were going to the library. Anita: You are loopy now because youve skipped too, too many classes. Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will h

13、ave the Computer Program test tomorrow. Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning! Scene IV (Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. ) Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor

14、 always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky. Rita: well, youll appreciate what Im going to tell you now, mythree very good suggestions. Ken: What are they? Rita: Now lend me your ears First of all, whether you skip the class or not, youll never pass the course. Ken: How do you know that I

15、 will not pass? Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I dont believe you can pass it. Ken: Maybe you are right. What else? Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor. Ken: Why? Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nic

16、ely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few. Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few? Rita: You need

17、good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet caf that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you. Ken: You are a genius. Rita: I am just very p

18、rofessional. Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah! 英語(yǔ)小品劇本3 一天出租車(chē)司機(jī)Tommy碰到了很多奇怪的事情。煩人的女孩、孕婦、搶匪、不管事的警察，甚至還碰到了鬼。 Cast Erin Chang: Robber Debby Tsai: Police officer Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl Alec Zhao: Ghost student Leo Lee: Taxi driver Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman Summary This story tal

19、ks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost stude

20、nt. Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go? Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. Im going to Chong-Shan North Road, please. Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember theres only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure youre going to Chong-Shan

21、 North Road? Betel nut girl: Um, Im not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later. Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? Youre probably not married since youre so young. Do you have a girlfriend? Tommy: Ummiss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to hav

22、e a look? Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, dont you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax. Tommy: Whatwhat do you want to do? Take your hands off me or Ill scream! Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off. Tomm

23、y: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you. Betel nut girl: Um! Take it! Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi! Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man. Tommy: Where are you going? Pregnant woman: Hospital, please. Tommy: Youre going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiri

24、ng carrying a baby. Pregnant woman: Yeah. Its almost nine months. Tommy: Woo. Congratulations. Pregnant woman: Thank you. Pregnant woman: (screaming) Tommy: Are you ok? Pregnant woman: (screaming) Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down

25、. Pregnant woman: (screaming) Tommy: Were almost there. Pregnant woman: (screaming) Tommy: Here we are. Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it? Tommy: Arent you going into labor? Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? Its still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.

26、Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing? Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly. Tommy: Practice! All right well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars. Tommy: This woman was s

27、o strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car! Robber: Get out of here, quickly! Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber. Tommy: Where do you want to go? Robber: Shut up! Just drive! Tommy: HeyHey. Be careful, theres no eye in bullets. Robbe

28、r: Shut up! Just drive your car. Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss. Robber: Humyour gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice. Tommy: Ohcomcome on, dont do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it. Robber: STOP nonsense! Dont treat me l

29、ike a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you! Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed. Robber: . I dont want to do this really but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jailI really have no

30、choice. Tommy: Dont be so sad. Here is tissue. Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets! Tommy: Butbutbut. Robber: Just hand it to me or Ill become a really bad guy! Tommy: I dont want to die yet. The police: BeepBeep stop the car. Tommy: OH! Thank God!

31、 I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and. Police officer: Show me your license and registration. Tommy: Butsir.I got a robber in my back. Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business. Tommy: Not your business? But Police officer: Heres your ticke

32、t. You were speeding. Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldnt drive fast enough, shed shoot me. Police officer: And where is the robber? Tommy: Just right over.what! Shes gone; she was here just now. Police officer: See.your lie is stupid Remember to take the ticket. Tommy: Sir! Si