《大偵探福爾摩斯（Sherlock Holmes）》英文劇本（整理版）.doc

此為第一部劇本。大偵探福爾摩斯是最近喜歡上的電影。喜歡片中演員的英式英語(yǔ)，而又趕上室友要練習(xí)口語(yǔ)，于是搞來(lái)字幕組記錄的原始腳本，對(duì)臺(tái)詞，去掉翻譯，補(bǔ)充人物姓名和動(dòng)作，準(zhǔn)備做練習(xí)資料。誰(shuí)知對(duì)臺(tái)詞這么難啊啊??！字幕組的英雄們辛苦了！于是這個(gè)對(duì)好的版本應(yīng)該是最正確最還原的了，也想要通過(guò)練習(xí)口語(yǔ)來(lái)自虐的孩子們，我替大家節(jié)省時(shí)間了向字幕組的大家致敬！ By 靈那SHERLOCK HOLMESSCRIPT(At the crypt.)Holmes: Head cocked to the left. Partial deafness in ear. First point of attack. Two, throat. Paralyze vocal cords, stop screaming. Three, got to be a heavy drinker. Floating the rib to the liver. Four, finally, dragging left leg. Fist to patella. Summary of prognosis, conscious in 90 seconds. Martial efficacy, quarter of an hour. Best full faculty recovery, unlikely.(Holmes beat the man and went downstairs.Watson appeared.)Watson: I like the hat. Holmes: I just picked it up.Watson: Did you remember your revolver?Holmes: Knew I forgot something. Thought Id left the stove on. Watson: You did. (The man fainted.)Holmes: I think thats quite enough. Youre a doctor, after all. Always nice to see you, Watson. Wheres the inspector?Watson: Hes getting his troops lined up.Holmes: That could be all day.(Attack worked.)Blackwood: Sherlock Holmes. And his loyal dog. Tell me, doctor. As a medical man, have you enjoyed my work?Watson: Let me show you how much Ive enjoyed it.Holmes: Watson. Dont! Observe.Watson: How did you see that?Holmes: Because I was looking for it.Watson: Lord Blackwood.Blackwood: You seem surprised.Holmes: Id say the girl deserves your attention more than he.Watson: Indeed.Lestrade: Oh, Id leave that alone if I were you, boyo. Good lad.Holmes: Impeccable timing, Lestrade. Weve one for the doctor, and one for the rope.Lestrade: Clarkie.Clarkie: Sir.Watson: This woman needs a hospital immediately.Lestrade: Put her in the back of the maraya.Blackwood: If you dont mind.Lestrade: Get him out of my sight. And you were supposed to wait for my orders.Holmes: If I had, youd be clearing up a corpse and chasing a rumor. Besides, the girls parents hired me, not the Yard. Why they thought youd require any assistance is beyond me?Lestrade: Well, London will breathe a sigh of relief. Watson: Indeed. Congratulations, Lestrade. Holmes: Bravo, inspector. Have a cigar.Photographer: Gentlemen. Cheese!(Name of the movie and the theme melody.)(Paper seller: Blackwood hangs tomorrow! Read all about it! )Watson: 156 over 80. Very good.Captain Phillip: My nerves are the best theyve been in years, thanks to you. Oh, tell me something. Your new premises, whenre you moving in?Watson: I should be in within the week. Cavendish Place. And therell be a womens touch too.Captain Phillip: Oh, Thats marvelous. Watson: Indeed. (Sounds of a gunfire.)Captain Phillip: Good God! This was gunfire! Watson: No. No, no. Hammer and nail, wasnt it? My colleague probably just. putting up a painting. Ill go and check.Captain Phillip: Your colleague? Watson: Yes?Captain Phillip: Wont be moving with you, will he?Watson: No, he wont. Mrs.Hudson.Mrs.Hudson: I wont go in there by myself. Not while hes got a gun in his hand.Watson: You wont have to go in there at all. Give me the paper.Mrs.Hudson: Whatll I do when you leave, doctor? Hell have the whole house down!Watson: He just needs another case. Thats all.Mrs.Hudson: Couldnt you have a longer engagement?Captain Phillip: I smell gunpowder. Its not right, you know! Not in a domestic environment.Watson: Thank you, Captain Phillip. Perhaps a nice cup of tea. Same time next week.Mrs.Hudson: Come along, captain. Its quieter downstairs.Watson: Mrs.Hudson? Bring something to cheer him up.(Knocked at the door and opened it.)Watson: Permission to enter the armory?Holmes: Granted. Watson, I am in the process of inventing a device that suppresses the sound of a gunshot.Watson: Its not working. Can I see that? You know its been 3 months since your last case.Holmes: Yes, yes.Gently. Gently, Watson. Be gentle with me.Watson: Dont you think its time you found another one?Holmes: I cant but agree. My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work. The sooner, the better.Watson: Paper. Lets see then. Theres a letter here. From Mrs. Ramsey of Queens Park. Her husbands disappeared.Holmes: Hes in Belgium with the scullery maid. Is it November?Watson: Yes, Holmes. All-right. Lady Radford reports. Oh, her emerald bracelet has disappeared.Holmes: Insurance swindle. Lord Radford likes fast women and slow ponies. I see youre the attending physician at Blackwoods hanging.Watson: Yes. It was our last case together and I wanted to see it through to the end. A Mr. Louis is seeking.Holmes: Theres only one case that intrigues me at present. The curious case of Mrs. Mrs.Hudson, the absentee landlady. Ive been studying her comings and goings, they appear most. sinister. Mrs.Hudson: Tea, Mr. Holmes?Holmes: Is it poisoned, nanny?Mrs.Hudson: Theres enough of that in you already.Holmes: Dont touch. Everything is in its proper place. As per usual, Nanny.Mrs.Hudson: Oh, hes killed the dog. again.Watson: What have you done to Gladstone now?Holmes: I was simply testing a new anesthetic. He doesnt mind.Watson: Holmes, as your doctor.Holmes: Hell be as right as a trivet in no time.Watson: As your friend! Youve been in this room for two weeks. I insist, you have to get out.Holmes: Theres nothing of interest for me out there on earth, at all.Watson: So, youre free this evening? Holmes: Absolutely.Watson: Dinner? Holmes: Wonderfull.Watson: The Royale? Holmes: My favorite.Watson: Marys coming.Holmes: Not available. Watson: Youre meeting her, Holmes!Holmes: Have you proposed yet?Watson: No, I havent found the right ring.Holmes: Oh, then its not official.Watson: Its happening, whether you like it or not. 8:30, the Royale. Wear a jacket. Holmes: You wear a jacket.(In the Royale.)(Man A: A man? Outside my house?)(Man B: Straighten your tie.)Watson: Holmes. Youre early.Holmes: Fashionably.Watson: Miss Mary Morstan.Holmes: Ah my goodness. What a pleasure. For the life of me, I dont know why its taken him so long to introduce us properly.Mary: Pleasure is mine. It really is quite a thrill to meet you, Mr. Holmes. Ive heard so much about you. I have a pile of detective novels at home.Wilkie Collins, Poe.Watson: Its true.Mary: It can seem a little far-fetched though sometimes. Making these grand assumptions out of tiny details.Holmes: Thats not quite right, is it? In fact, the little details are by far the most important. Take Watson. Mary: I intend to.Holmes: See this walking stick? A rare African snake wood, hiding a blade of high-tensile steel. A few were rewarded to the veterans of the Afghan War. So I can assume hes a decorated soldier. Strong, brave, born to be an adventurer. And neat, like all military men. Now, I check his pockets. Ah, a stup from a boxing match. Now I can infer that hes a bit of a gambler. Id keep an eye on that dowry, if I were you.Watson: Those days are behind me. Holmes: Right, behind you. Its cost us the rent, more than once.Mary: Well, with all due respect Mr. Holmes, you know John very well. What about a complete stranger? What can you tell about me?Holmes: You? Watson: I dont think thats.Holmes: I dont know if thats. Watson: Not at dinner.Holmes: Perhaps some other time. Mary: I insist.Holmes: You insist? Watson: You remember we discussed this.Holmes: The lady insists. (Holmes observed.)Holmes: Youre a governess. Mary: Well done.Watson: Yes, well done. Shall we. Waiter!Holmes: Your student. is a boy of 8.Mary: Charlies 7, actually.Holmes: Charlie, huh? Then hes tall for his age. He flicked ink at you today.Mary: Is there ink on my face? Watson: Theres nothing wrong with your face.Holmes: There are two drops on your ear, in fact. India blue is near impossible to wash off. Anyway very impetuous act by the boy. But youre too experienced to react rashly, which is why the lady for whom you work lent you that necklace. Oriental pearls, diamonds, a flawless ruby. Hardly the gems of a governess. However, the jewels you are not wearing tell us rather more.Watson: Holmes! Holmes: You were engaged. The ring has gone, but the lighter skin what I want says that you spent some time abroard wearing it proudly that is until you were informed of its true, rather modest worth which you broke of the engagement and returned to England for better prospects. A doctor, perhaps? (Spilled by Mary.)Mary: Youre right on all counts Mr. Holmes, apart from one. I didnt leave him. He died.Watson: Well done, old boy.(At the strugglling yard.)(Man A: Fight! Fight!)(Man B: Get him!)Man C: Get up and fight!Man D: Come on!Holmes: Thats it, big man. Were done. You won, congratulations.Big man: Oy, we aint done yet.Holmes: This mustnt register on an emotional level. First, distract target. Then block his blind jab. Counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, hell attempt a wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left. Weaken right jaw. Now fracture. Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm. In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery, 6 weeks. Full psychological recovery, 6 months. Capacity to spit at back of head: Neutralized.(The man was beaten. Silence.)Someone: Where did that come from?(In the prison.)Constable: What the hells going on here, Charlie?Charlie: Lord Blackwoods put him under some kind of spell, sir. Its like hes burning from the inside out!Constable: You lot, Shut up! Charlie. Charlie! Take this man to the infirmary, now! Whats this all about then, Blackwood?Blackwood: Theres someone I want to see.(In a room.)Holmes: Watson? Watson: Right. Lets go.Holmes: What started as a mere experiment has brought me to the threshold of monumental discovery. Now, if I play a chromatic scale, theres no measurable response.Watson: You do know what youre drinking is meant for eye surgery.Holmes: But, now, and this is remarkable, if I change to eight tone clusters.Voila, they fly in counter-clockwise, synchronized concentric circles as though a regimented flock. Watson, this is exceptional. I, using musical theory, have created order out of chaos.Watson: How did you lure them in?Holmes: Excellent question! Individually. Ive been at it for 6 hours.Watson: And what happens if I do this?Holmes: What?.Right.Watson: Clean yourself up. You are Blackwoods last request.(On the road.)Holmes: Look at those towering structures. Its the first combination of bascule and suspension bridge ever attempted. Most innovative. What an industrious empire! Hm. Oh, I have your winnings from last night. You werent there, so I made your customary bet. Youre right. Ill keep it with your checkbook, locked safely away in my drawer. Did you know the opera house is featuring Don Giovanni? I could easily procure a couple of tickets if you had any cultural inclinations this evening.(Watson says no words.) You have a grand gift of silence, Watson, it makes you quite invaluable as a companion.Watson: I knew shed been engaged. She told me.Holmes: So thats no to the opera then?Watson: That was my waistcoat.Holmes: I thought we agreed its too small for you.Watson: Id like it back. Holmes: I thought we agreed.Watson: I want it back.(Arrived at the prison.)(Constable: This way, Mr. Holmes.)Watson: Blackwood certainly seems to have got the crowd into something of a fear frenzy.Holmes: Im sure it will disperse once his feet have stop twitching. Care to come along?Watson: No, youre on your own, old cock. Ive no business with him whilst hes alive.Holmes: Suit yourself, mother hen.(In the prison.)Holmes: It seems you have lots of rooms to let.Constable: We had to move the prisoners, sir. Otherwise were gonna have a riot on our hands. He has a peculiar effect on the inmates. As though, he can get inside their heads.Holmes: Im sure I can find my own way if you have other duties to perform.Constable: Much obliged, sir. Thank you, sir.Blackwood: . If any man have an ear, let him hear. I stood upon the sand of the sea and saw a beast rise up having seen 7 heads and 10 horns. Upon his heads were the name of blasphemy. They worshiped the dragon, which gave power. They glorified the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? The beast which I saw was like a leopard, his feet were of a bear, his mouth was of a lion. And the dragon gave him his power and his seat and great authority .Holmes: I love what youve done to the place.Blackwood: So glad you could accept my invitation.Holmes: I just have a small point of concern.Blackwood: How can I help?Holmes: Id already followed the murders with some interest. And although my heart went out primarily to the families of the victims. I couldnt but notice a criminal mastery in the stroke of your brush.Blackwood: Youre too kind.Holmes: However, by comparison, your work in the crypt was more akin to a finger painting.Blackwood: So now youre curious as to whether theres a larger game afoot?Holmes: Either that or, um. Shortly my friend will pronounce you dead and I thought I might keep him company.Blackwood: Your mistake is to imagine that anything earthlys led to this moment. Your error of judgment is to assume that Im holding the brush at all. Im merely a channel.Holmes: But my only wish is that I could caught you sooner. You see? 5 lives might have been spared.Blackwood: Those lives were a necessity. Sacrifice. 5 other wise meaningless creatures called to serve a greater purpose.Holmes: I wonder if theyd let Watson and me dissect your brain. After youve hanged, of course. Id wager theres some deformity thatd be scientifically significant. Then you too, could serve a greater purpose.Blackwood: Holmes, you must widen your gaze. Im concerned you underestimate the gravity of coming events. You and I are bound together on a journey that will twist the very fabric of nature. But beneath your mask of logic I sense a fragility. That worries me. Steel your mind, Holmes. I need you.Holmes: Ive say youve come a long way down from a house of Lords.Blackwood: And I will rise again. Holmes: Bon voyage.Blackwood: Pay attention! Three more will die and there is nothing you can do to save them. You must accept that this is beyond your control. Or, by the time you realize you made all of this possible, it will be the last sane thought in your head.Lestrade: What did he want?Holmes: Not sure. But I dont think you are needed, Father. Not for this one.Judge: Lord Henry Blackwood, you are sentenced to death for the practice of black magic the unholy murder of 5 innocent young women and the attempted murder of a 6th. Do you have any final words?Blackwood: Death. is only the beginning.(Blackwood hanged.)Judge: Forever and ever. Amen.Watson: That is the end of Lord Blackwood.(In the apartment.)Irene Adler: Londons so bleak this time of year. Not that Im pining for New Jersey, but much prefer to travel in the winter. Here, I bought you these. All the way from Syria. I found these exquisite dates in Jordan. And your favorite. Olives from the Cyclades. Thought we might have a little tea party. And while I was setting the table, I found this. A file with my name on it. “Theft of Velasquez portrait King of Spain”. “Missing naval documents lead to resignation of Bulgarian prime minister”. “Scandalous affair ends engagement of. Hapsburg prince to Romanov princess”. Holmes: I was simply studying your methods should the authorities ask me to hunt you down.Irene: But I dont see my name in any of these articles.Holmes: But your signature was clear. Is that the Maharajas missing diamond? Or just another souvenir?Irene: Lets not dwell on the past. Shall we? Now by the looks of things, Id say you were between jobs.Holmes: And you between husbands. How much did you get for the ring?Irene: He was boring and jealous, and he snored. Im Irene Adler again. Thank you. I need your help. I need you to find someone. Why are you always so suspicious?Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?Irene: Careful not to cut yourself on this lethal envelope. I think youll find all the information you need inside.Holmes: Who are you working for? So Ill have to find out the hard way? Keep your money, I didnt say Ill take the case.Irene: Well, consider it a wager that you will. Do you remember the Grand? They gave me our old room. Hold the door. Thanks, doctor.(On the road.)Driver: Maam.Irene: Hell do it.Prof.Moriarty: Well done, Miss Adler. Thats precisely why I hired you.Irene: I wager hell have our man in the next 24 hours.Prof.Moriarty: Hed better. Reordan is the key to what Blackwood was doing. Hes essential to my plan.Driver: Get off out of it! Damn! What are you doing? Cant you see where youre going?Holmes: You scalp driver.Driver: Get off out of it!Holmes: A little rifle range would go a long way, sir. Rubbing the calluses off these German bands. God save the queen! God save the queen, sir.Driver: Get off out of it!(In the apartment.)Watson: Look at you. Why is the only woman youve ever cared about a world class criminal? Are you a masochist?Holmes: Allow me to explain.Watson: Allow me! Shes the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.Holmes: Right, youve had your fun.Watson: Whats she after, anyway?Holmes: Its time to press on.Watson: What could she possibly need?Holmes: It doesnt matter.Watson: An alibi? a beard? A h