生活大爆炸經(jīng)典中英文臺詞

生活大爆炸經(jīng)典中英文臺詞生活大爆炸經(jīng)典中英文臺詞生活大爆炸經(jīng)典中英文臺詞資料僅供參考文件編號：2022年4月生活大爆炸經(jīng)典中英文臺詞版本號：A修改號：1頁次：1.0審核：批準(zhǔn):發(fā)布日期：生活大爆炸經(jīng)典臺詞整理-Sheldon:Inthewinter,thatseatiscloseenoughtotheradiatortoremainwarm,冬天的時候，這個地方離電暖器最近，很暖和，andyetnotsocloseastocauseperspiration;也不會很熱到直流汗。inthesummer,it'sdirectlyinthepathofacross-breezecreatedbyopeningwindowsthere,andthere.夏天的時候，這里又剛好可以吹過堂風(fēng)，是來自這扇窗戶和那扇的。Itfacesthetelevisionatananglethatisneitherdirect,thusdiscouragingconversation,而且坐這里看電視的角度，可以直接看，又不會影響談話，norsofarwideastocreateaparallaxdistortion.不會太遠(yuǎn)，不至于造成脖子過分扭曲。Icouldgoon,butIthinkI'vemademypoint.我可以繼續(xù)，我想我已經(jīng)說明白了。別老記著這能忘得掉嗎ForgetYouwantmetoforget我這腦子啥東西忘得掉啊!Thisminddoesnotforget.從我媽給我斷奶后我就沒忘掉過一件事Ihaven'tforgottenasinglethingsincethedaymymotherstoppedbreastfeedingme.-那天是周二下著毛毛雨-好了...-ItwasadrizzlyTuesday.-Okay...你哭什么Whyareyoucrying我哭我自己蠢啊BecauseI'mstupid!那也沒理由哭啊That'snoreasontocry.人只有悲傷的時候才該哭Onecriesbecauseoneissad.比如說其他人都太蠢我感到悲傷Forexample,Icrybecauseothersarestupid所以我才哭我和許多女生交往過Well,I'vedatedplentyofwomen.JoyceKim還有LeslieWinkle...TherewasJoyceKim...LeslieWinkle...通知牛津英語詞典的編輯們NotifytheeditorsoftheOxfordEnglishDictionary."許多"現(xiàn)在被重新定義為"兩個"Theword"plenty"hasbeenredefinedtomean"two."Sheldon你是個聰明人Sheldon,youareasmartguy.-你得知道-我是"聰明人"-Youmustknow...-I'm"smart"要被歸為"聰明人"我得去掉60點智商才行I'dhavetolose60IQpointstobeclassifiedas"smart."-Dr.Gablehauser.-Dr.Koothrappali.-Dr.Gablehauser.-Dr.Hofstader.-Dr.Gablehauser.-Dr.Cooper.-Dr.Gablehauser.-.我是碩士IhaveaMaster'sdegree.誰不是Whodoesn't多年來我們一直潛心試圖探究他將如何繁衍后代Overtheyears,we'veformulatedmanytheoriesabouthowhemightreproduce.我主張的是有絲分裂I'manadvocateofmitosis.什么I'msorry我相信總有一天當(dāng)Sheldon吃到一定量的泰國菜IbelieveonedaySheldonwilleatanenormousamountofThaifood他就會分裂成兩個SheldonandsplitintotwoSheldons.另一方面我在想Sheldon可能是他這個物種的幼蟲狀態(tài)Ontheotherhand,IthinkSheldonmightbethelarvalformofhisspecies,有一天他會做繭不出倆月就破繭成蝶andsomedayhe'llspinacocoonandemergetwomonthslaterwithmothwingsandanexoskeleton.Howard電話在響!Howard,thephoneisringing!我有個瘋狂的主意老媽接電話如何!Here'sacrazyidea,Ma:Answerit!你好Hello好的稍等Allright,holdon.是你朋友Leonard!It'syourfriend,Leonard!他想知道你為什么今天沒去上學(xué)!Hewantstoknowwhyyou'renotatschooltoday!我不是去上學(xué)老媽我在大學(xué)就職Idon'tgotoschool,Ma.Iworkatauniversity.那就是學(xué)校!快接電話!That'saschool!Nowpickupthephone!我誰都不想理Idon'twanttotalktoanybody.要我叫Leonard把你的家庭作業(yè)帶來嗎ShouldIaskLeonardtobringoveryourhomework!我沒什么家庭作業(yè)的Idon'thavehomework.我是個擁有工程學(xué)碩士的大爺們I'magrownmanwithamaster'sdegreeinengineering!抱歉了不起先生Excuseme,Mr.Fancy-Pants.想吃冰棒嗎WantmetogetyouaPopsicle櫻桃味的好吧!Cherry,please!櫻桃味的我吃了只剩蔬菜味的了Iatethecherry.Allthat'sleftisgreen.你讓我真想自殺呀Y(jié)oumakemewanttokillmyself.她是位女生，她也是位朋友，但她不是我的，請原諒我做這個動作，"女朋友"She'sagirl.She'saisnotmy-pleaseforgivemefordoingthis--"Girlfriend."哼我不喜歡蟲子怎么啦Yeah,well,Idon'tlikebugs,okay它們讓我害怕Theyfreakmeout.有趣Interesting你既怕蟲子又怕女人You'reafraidofinsectsandwomen.瓢蟲[英文:女士+蟲]還不得把你嚇昏了Ladybugsmustrenderyoucatatonic.不然你怎么考試Howelseareyougonnastudyforthetests最好還要考試嗎There'sgonnabeatest可不止一次考試Test-sss.Sheldon我看到你在為SmithsonianSo,Sheldon,Iseeyou'reorganizingyourpapers傻冒兒博物館趕論文呢fortheSmithsonian在撤下LeslieWinkle的永久展覽前那里沒有多余的展廳Therewon'tbeanyroomuntiltheygetridofthepermanentLeslieWinkleexhibit.我和Sheldon談過了他也不好受Um,ItalkedtoSheldonandhefeelsterribleandheagrees他也覺得自己無理取鬧有些過分了thathewasunreasonableandoutofline.真的很好呀ReallyWell,that'sgreat.就給他道個小歉嘛Yeah,sojustapologizetohim,okay那么你和她...So,youandher...-沒啦普通鄰居而已-真的-No,justneighbors.-Really.隔壁住著這樣的妞兒怎么都不行動啊Idon'tknowhowyoulivenextdoortothatwithoutdoingsomethingaboutit.其實...科學(xué)才是我的女神Actually...scienceismylady.那年是1995年Theyearwas1995.地點是密西西比州首府杰克遜Theplace:Jackson,我坐了整整十個小時的汽車Havingspenttenhoursonabus,途中甚至兩次違反了我自己定下的規(guī)定DuringwhichIhadtotwiceviolatemypersonalrule在行駛的車輛上上了廁所Againstrelievingmyselfonboardamovingvehicle...等我終于到達(dá)Ifinallyarrived第四屆美國南部星艦迷年度大會現(xiàn)場AtthefourthannualDixie-Trekconvention卻發(fā)現(xiàn)我的偶像威爾·惠頓上別處玩去了OnlytofindthatmyidolWilWheatondecidedhehad決定不過來幫我的超級英雄玩具簽名了BetterthingstodothantoshowupandsignmyActionFigure.什么What你背棄了我威爾·惠頓Youbetrayedme,WilWheaton.現(xiàn)在我的復(fù)仇來了NowIhavemyrevenge.No,no,Iunderstand.要是我奶奶有個三長兩短Anythinghappenedtomymee-maw,我肯定成了傷心欲絕的小甜派I'dbeoneinconsolablemoonpie.我得澄清一下IshouldclarifythatstatementByexplainingthatshecallsme"moonpie."我這么說是因為她叫我"小甜派"Byexplainingthatshecallsme"moonpie."這跟我爸說的完全一樣That'sexactlywhatmyfathersaid."來看球賽吧去看球賽吧""Cometothegames.Watchthegames."周復(fù)一周的Weekinandweekoutfromthetime從五歲直到我上大學(xué)IwasfiveuntilIwentofftocollege.人生當(dāng)中最漫長的七年Longestsevenyearsofmylife.這里亂得簡直毫無編制體系而言Iseenoorganizationalsysteminherewhatsoever.你周一穿什么內(nèi)褲WhichpantiesdoyouwearonMondays我不要內(nèi)褲Idon'tneedpanties.只要短褲和襯衫Ijustneedshortsandashirt.媽媽經(jīng)常跟我說Mymotheralwaystoldme一個人要穿干凈內(nèi)褲oneshouldwearcleanunderpants以防發(fā)生意外incaseoneisinanaccident.星星好漂漂啊Starsarepretty,aren'tthey在那高高的地方Upabovetheworldsohigh.像天上的小鉆石Likelittlediamondsinthesky.太優(yōu)美了兄弟That'sbeautiful,dude.你應(yīng)該把這句話寫下來Youshould...youshouldwritethatdown免得被人山寨了beforesomeonestealsit.Howdidyouseeit你說了不看的Yousaidyouwouldn'tlook.不好意思Sorry.正如我所說是英雄就偷窺AsItoldyou,theheroalwayspeeks你好克瑞普克Hello,Kripke.你此刻遭遇的經(jīng)典惡作劇Thisclassicprankcomestoyou來自惡意復(fù)仇的謝爾頓·庫珀fromthemalevolentmindofSheldonCooper.如果你想看看自己那張蠢蛋臉I(yè)fyou'dliketoseethelookonyourstupidface,這段視頻即刻就會上傳到Y(jié)ouTubethisvideoisbeinginstantlyuploadedtoYouTube.并感謝萊納德·霍夫斯塔德和拉杰·庫薩帕里Oh,andahattiptoLeonardHofstadterandRajKoothrappali感謝他們在復(fù)仇大業(yè)中對我的支持與鼓勵fortheirsupportandencouragementinthisenterprise.我計劃逃回印度去你呢實驗日志第一篇Researchjournal,entryone.我準(zhǔn)備開展I'mabouttoembarkononeof科學(xué)生涯中的巨大挑戰(zhàn)之一thegreatchallengesofmyscientificcareer:教佩妮物理學(xué)teachingPennyphysics.我稱之為大猩猩工程Please,please,Idon'thavealotoftime.聽著Ramona總算打瞌睡了你得幫我甩了她Look,Ramonafinallydozedoff,andIneedyoutohelpmegetridofher.甩了她怎么個甩法Getridofherhow我不知道但顯然我正處于某種關(guān)系中Idon'tknow,butapparentlyI'minsomekindofrelationship,而你似乎是終結(jié)這類關(guān)系的老手andyouseemtobeanexpertatendingthem.你說什么Excuseme我看見男人們一個接一個從這兒離開倒是沒見過再回來的Iseemanaftermanleavingthisapartmentnevertoreturn.Sheldon你真的很寬宏大量謝謝你我很感激Sheldon,thiswasbigofyou.Thankyou.Ireallyappreciateit.謝謝Thankyou.-晚安Sheldon-Penny...-Goodnight,Sheldon.-Penny...-啥-你有一手-Yes-Wellplayed.謝謝Thankyou.但請記住能力越大責(zé)任越大(出自)Justrember:withgreatpowercomesgreatresponsibility.明白Understood.不是厲害是錯誤我沒有改我的狀態(tài)呀It'snotbold,it'samistake.Ididn'tchangemystatus.那是誰改的Well,thenwhodid我沒的選擇他在她面前哭了Ihadnochoice.Hecriedinfrontofher.我明白你這么做覺得自己很大方但贈送禮物的基礎(chǔ)原則是禮尚往來Iknowyouthinkyou'rebeinggenerous,butthefoundationofgift-givingisreciprocity.你不是給我一份禮物Youhaven'tgivenmeagift.你給了我一份責(zé)任You'vegivenmeanobligation.別太郁悶Penny一般新手都會犯這個錯誤Don'tfeelbad,Penny,it'saclassicrookiemistake.我和Sheldon過的第一個光明節(jié)他吼了我八夜MyfirstHanukahwithSheldon,heyelledatmeforeightnights.沒事的你用不著回贈禮物的Now,hey,it'sokay.Youdon'thavetogetmeanythinginreturn.我當(dāng)然得回贈了OfcourseIdo.風(fēng)俗的精髓就在于我得去給你買份價值相當(dāng)?shù)亩Y物TheessenceofthecustomisthatInowhavetogooutandpurchaseforyouagiftofcommensuratevalue才能夠代表你的禮物所表達(dá)的相同的情意andrepresentingthesameperceivedleveloffriendshipasthatrepresentedbythegiftyou'vegivenme.怪不得每年這個時候自殺率狂飆呀It'snowondersuicideratesskyrocketthistimeofyear.忘了這事吧我不會送你禮物了Okay,youknowwhatForgetit.I'mnotgivingyouapresent.不太遲了我看見了No,it'stoolate.Iseeit.那個精靈貼紙上寫著"贈Sheldon"Thatelfstickersays,"ToSheldon."就是啊看別人熱鬧最樂呵Iknow.It'sfunnywhenit'snothappeningtous.Sheldon我真的非常抱歉Sheldon,Iamvery,verysorry.不我自找的誰叫我出現(xiàn)在你生命里又那么可愛那么舉足輕重呢No.No,Ibroughtthisonmyselfbybeingsuchanendearingandimportantpartofyourlife.我需要有人載我去賣場I'mgoingtoneedaridetothemall.風(fēng)水輪流轉(zhuǎn)我們該倒霉了It'shappeningtous.這在Penny壓力很大的前提下才有用ThatpresupposesPennyistense.她了解你她會壓力很大的咱不都是嘛快買禮品籃吧!Sheknowsyou.She'stense.Weallare.Buyabasket!喔太好了Penny你終于來交換禮物了Ah,good,Penny,you'reheretoexchangegifts.你一定很高興因為我的回禮準(zhǔn)備很周到哦You'llbepleasedtoknowI'mpreparedforwhateveryouhavetooffer.行~給你Okay,here.先說一句我的腸胃不太舒服IshouldnoteI'mhavingsomedigestivedistress,所以要是我突然離開一陣你可別慌so,ifIexcusemyselfabruptly,don'tbealarmed.你知道這對我意味著什么嗎!Doyourealizewhatthismeans!只需要一個健康的卵細(xì)胞就可以培育屬于我的LeonardNimoy了!AllIneedisahealthyovumandIcangrowmyownLeonardNimoy!Sheldon你這是干嘛!Sheldon!Whatdidyoudo!我知道啊!Iknow!這點東西咋夠呢It'snotenough,isit這樣好了Here.Leonard看啊Sheldon擁抱我了誒Leonard,look!Sheldon'shuggingme.真是農(nóng)神節(jié)的奇跡呀It'saSaturnaliamiracle.什么What他說也許我們該拿你參加機(jī)器人殺手大賽Hesaidmaybeweshouldenteryouinthekillerrobotcompetition.Sheldon你干嘛呢Sheldon,whatareyoudoing我和這小女孩交朋友呢你叫什么名字I'mmakingfriendswiththislittlegirl.What'syournameRebeccaRebecca.嗨Rebecca我是你的新朋友SheldonHi,Rebecca.I'myournewfriend,Sheldon.不別搞了走吧No,you'renot.Let'sgo.-我倆聊得正投機(jī)呢-別抬頭上面有攝像頭維持五個朋友的友情太困難了所以...MaintaingfivefriendshipspromisestobeaHerculeantask,so...我要開除你們其中一個I'mgoingtohavetoletoneofyougo.我我選我吧Me,me,letitbeme.我有罪啊我淘汰了Guiltyascharged.I'mout.不你也安全No.Youtooaresafe.哦不是吧我該怎么做呀Oh,comeon.WhatdoIhavetodo來拿點吧有錢了再還Here.Takesome.Paymebackwhenyoucan.哇里面錢還不少啊Wow,yougotalotofmoneyinthere.所以才派蛇來看守嘛That'swhyit'sguardedbysnakes.-拿點吧-別犯傻了-Takesome.-Don'tbesilly.我才不傻I'mneversilly.我的花銷占我稅后工資的%Myexpensesaccountfor46.9%ofmyafter-taxincome.其他錢就分?jǐn)偨o小的儲蓄帳戶Therestisdivviedupbetweenasmallsavingsaccount,也就是這個糊弄人的花生脆罐子thisdeceptivecontainerofpeanutbrittle還有一個超級英雄手辦被掏空的屁股andthehollowed-outbuttocksofasuperheroactionfigure為了他的安全起見將繼續(xù)隱姓埋名whoshallremainnamelessforhisownprotection.或者說為了她的安全起見Orherownprotection.我考慮了一下那個問題Youknow,I'vegiventhemattersomethought,我想我愿意做高智商外星人的寵物andIthinkI'dbewillingtobeahousepettoaraceofsuper-intelligentaliens.有意思Interesting.問問我為什么Askmewhy.必須問啊DoIhaveto當(dāng)然了這樣才能繼續(xù)對話啊Ofcourse.That'showyoumoveaconversationforward.為什么呢Why將會有很多學(xué)習(xí)的機(jī)會Thelearningopportunitieswouldbeabundant.還有呢我喜歡人家撓我肚肚Additionally,Ilikehavingmybellyscratched.干得好啊LeonardWelldone,Leonard.真正的英雄不求恭維Thetrueherodoesn'tseekadulation.出于本性為正義和公平而戰(zhàn)Hefightsforrightandjusticesimplybecauseit'shisnature.我錯了Iwaswrong.歌手會寫歌來歌頌?zāi)惆instrelswillwritesongsaboutyou.*曾有一位勇敢的青年他的名字叫做Leonard**ThereoncewasabraveladnamedLeonard**滿嘴跑火車逞英雄**Witha-fifiddledee-dee**他與可怕巨人對峙**Hefacedafearsomegiant**而Raj卻只想噓噓**WhileRajjustwantedtopee.*見到你真好媽媽Goodtoseeyou,Mother.這是你要的茶媽媽Here'syourtea,Mother.-烏龍茶-嗯-Oolong-Yes.-散裝的不是袋泡的-嗯-Loose,notbagged-Yes.-泡了三分鐘-嗯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