小黃人1中英對(duì)照臺(tái)詞

小黃人1中英對(duì)照臺(tái)詞小黃人1中英對(duì)照臺(tái)詞小黃人1中英對(duì)照臺(tái)詞小黃人1中英對(duì)照臺(tái)詞編制僅供參考審核批準(zhǔn)生效日期地址：電話：傳真:郵編:Justin!賈斯汀!Quick,honey,takemypicture.Igotthepyramidinmyhand.快，寶貝，照張相，我手托金字塔Justin,yougetbackhererightnow!賈斯汀，你馬上給我回來(lái)!No,stop!不，快停下！No,no!Stophim!不，不！攔住他！Goback!Don'tclimb!快回來(lái)!別爬了！Wait,wait.等等，等等。Holdon.Easy,littleboy.等一下，別激動(dòng)，小朋友Okay,stop,child!Stoprightthere.No!夠了，快停下，小子！停在那。不！No,no,no!Therehegoes.不！不！不！掉下去了Justin!賈斯汀!I'vegothim!I'vegothim!我接了!我接了!OutrageinEgypttonightasitwasdiscovered今晚從埃及傳來(lái)讓人氣憤的消息thattheGreatPyramidofGizahadbeenstolen吉薩金字塔已經(jīng)被人偷走andreplacedbyagiantinflatablereplica.取而代之的是個(gè)巨大的充氣山寨版Thereispanicthroughouttheglobe恐慌立刻傳遍全球，ascountriesandcitizenstryto各地政府和民眾都在盡力protecttheirbelovedlandmarks.保護(hù)他們珍愛(ài)的地標(biāo)建筑Lawenforcementstillhasnoleads執(zhí)法部門(mén)還是沒(méi)有任何線索leavingeveryonetowonder,每個(gè)人都在好奇，whichoftheworld'svillains到底是哪個(gè)神偷大盜isresponsibleforthisheinouscrime會(huì)對(duì)這起十惡不赦的盜竊案負(fù)責(zé)Andwherewillhestrikenext他的下一目標(biāo)又是哪里*I'mhavingabad,badday**今天，今天很糟糕**It'sabouttimethatIgetmyway**是時(shí)候讓我為所欲為**SteamrollingwhateverIsee**把眼前的一切都粉碎*Freezeray!Freezeray!Freezeray!冰凍射線！冰凍射線！冰凍射線！*I'mhavingabad,badday**今天我沒(méi)有開(kāi)心很多**Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay**你要太在意，我也無(wú)話可說(shuō)**Watch,thisissofuntosee**看看吧，看這多么快活**Despicableme**卑鄙的我*Morning,Gru!Howyoudoing早上好格魯!你好嗎Hello,Fred.你好弗雷德FYI（foryourinformation）,對(duì)了yourdoghasbeenleavinglittlebombsallovermyyard,你的狗狗在我滿(mǎn)院子里拉地雷andIdon'tappreciateit.我可不歡迎它哦Sorry.Youknowdogs.Theygowherevertheywanttogo.真抱歉。你知道狗嘛。想去哪就去哪Unlessthey'redead.它們死了就不會(huì)了I'mjoking!我開(kāi)玩笑呢！Although,itistrue.Anyway,haveagoodone.不過(guò)，也是事實(shí)。好了，好好養(yǎng)吧Okay.Yeah.好吧，好的*I'mhavingabad,badday**今天，今天很糟糕**It'sabouttimethatIgetmyway**是時(shí)候讓我為所欲為**SteamrollingwhateverIsee**把眼前的一切都粉碎**Despicableme**卑鄙的我**I'mhavingabad,badday**我今天沒(méi)有開(kāi)心很多**Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay**你要太在意，我也無(wú)話可說(shuō)**Despicableme**卑鄙的我*You'vegottobepullingonmyleg!這不是在跟我開(kāi)玩笑嘛！Hello!Cookiesforsale.你好，賣(mài)餅干Goaway.I'mnothome.走開(kāi)，我不在家Yes,youare.Iheardyou.沒(méi)有，你在家，我聽(tīng)見(jiàn)你說(shuō)話了No,youdidn't.Thisisarecording.不，你沒(méi)聽(tīng)見(jiàn)。這是錄音No,itisn't.-不，不是的。Yes,itis.-是的，這是Watchthis.Leaveamessage,beep.聽(tīng)著，請(qǐng)留言，嗶Goodbye,recordedmessage.拜拜，錄音Agnes,comeon.阿格蕾絲，快點(diǎn)啦Kyle!Baddog!No!No,no.Sit.Mymuffin.凱爾!你個(gè)破狗！不行！不，不。坐，是我的松餅Gru!格魯!DrNefario.奈法里奧博士Iknowhowyoumustbefeeling.我了解你此刻心里的感受I,too,haveencounteredgreatdisappointment,我，也經(jīng)歷了同樣的沮喪butinmyeyes,youwillalwaysbeoneofthegreats.但在我眼里,你一直都是最棒的WhatWhathappened什么發(fā)生什么事了It'salloverthenews!新聞都滿(mǎn)天飛了！Somefellajuststoleapyramid.有人偷了金字塔They'resayinghemakesallothervillainslooklame.據(jù)說(shuō)他讓別的神偷都相形見(jiàn)絀Assembletheminions!Minions,assemble!全體集合!小子們，集合了Lookinggood,Kevin!HowisthefamilyGoodAllright.看起來(lái)不錯(cuò)！大家怎么樣很好吧那就好That'smyBillyboy!Whatup,Larry我的比利小子在那兒！怎么樣，拉里Hello,everybody!你們好，各位！Yeah,allright!Simmerdown.Simmerdown!好啦，很好！安靜一下，安靜！Thankyou,okay.謝謝大家，好的Now,Irealizethatyouguysprobablyheardabout我知道你們可能已經(jīng)聽(tīng)說(shuō)了thisothervillainwhostolethepyramids.有個(gè)大盜偷走了金字塔Apparently,it'sabigdeal.顯然，這是一樁大案Peoplearecallingitthecrimeofthecenturyandstufflikethat.人們稱(chēng)之為世紀(jì)奇案什么的ButamIupsetNo,Iamnot!但我失望了嗎不，我沒(méi)有！Alittle,有一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)butwehavehadaprettygoodyearourselves,但是我們這一年也收獲頗豐andyouguysareallrightinmybook.在我看來(lái)你們表現(xiàn)的也都不錯(cuò)No,noraises!得了，沒(méi)有加薪！You'renotgoingtogetanyraises.你不會(huì)有加薪的Whatdidwedo我們做什么了Well,westoletheTimesSquareJumboTron!看看，我們偷了時(shí)代廣場(chǎng)的大熒幕Nice!That'showIroll.不錯(cuò)!這就是我的范兒Yeah,youalllikewatchingfootballonthat,huh是吧，你們都喜歡用這個(gè)看足球，哈Butthat'snotall.但不止這個(gè)WestoletheStatueofLiberty,我們偷了自由女神像thesmallonefromLasVegas.拉斯維加斯那個(gè)小號(hào)的AndIwon'tevenmentiontheEiffelTower!至于埃菲爾鐵塔更是無(wú)足掛齒！AlsoVegas.也是維加斯的小版Okay,Iwasn'tgoingtotellyouaboutthisyet,好了，我沒(méi)打算跟你們講這個(gè)的butIhavebeenworkingonsomethingverybig!但我一直專(zhuān)注于一件大事！Somethingthatwillblowthispyramidthingoutofthewater!比起件事，偷金字塔都是浮云！“擊敗”AndthankstotheeffortsofmygoodfriendDrNefario.謝謝我的好朋友，奈法里奧博士的努力Thankyou!謝謝你！Thereheis.He'sstyling.他在那里,他負(fù)責(zé)設(shè)計(jì)Now,wehavelocatedashrinkrayinasecretlab,聽(tīng)著，我們已經(jīng)在一所秘密實(shí)驗(yàn)室里andoncewetakethisshrinkray,找到了一架光學(xué)微縮器，一旦搞到手wewillhavethecapability我們就有完全的能力topulloffthetruecrimeofthecentury.去完成真正的世紀(jì)奇案Wearegoingtosteal...我們要去偷.Wait,wait!Ihaven'ttoldyouwhatitisyet.等等，等等！我還沒(méi)跟你們說(shuō)是什么呢Hey.Dave,listenup,please.嘿,戴夫，聽(tīng)清楚，拜托Next,wearegoingtosteal,接下來(lái)，我們要偷的是pauseforeffect,為了效果，暫停一下themoon!月亮!Andoncethemoonismine,等月亮落入我的囊中theworldwillgivemewhateverIwanttogetitback!世人就會(huì)為了重的月亮滿(mǎn)足我的要求AndIwillbethegreatestvillainofalltime!我會(huì)成為史上最偉大的神偷!That'swhatI'mtalkingabout那就是我要說(shuō)的Yes怎么了Hello,Gru喂，格魯I'vebeencrunchingsomenumbers,我這里算了算andIreallydon'tseehowwecanaffordthis.好像我們的錢(qián)真的不夠的Itcan'tbedone.I'mnotamiracleworker.這事兒成不了的。我沒(méi)有辦法創(chuàng)造奇跡Hey,chillax.嘿，放松點(diǎn)I'lljustgetanotherloanfromthebank.Theyloveme!我再找銀行貸款就行。他們喜歡我！Edith,stopit!伊迪斯別這樣！WhatI'mjustwalking.怎么了我不過(guò)在走路而已Hi,MissHattie.We'reback.-嗨，海蒂小姐。我們回來(lái)了Hello,girls!你們好姑娘們Anybodycometoadoptuswhilewewereout我們出去的時(shí)候有人來(lái)申請(qǐng)收養(yǎng)嗎Letmethink.No!讓我想想。沒(méi)有!Edith!Whatdidyouputonmydesk伊迪斯，你在我桌上放的是什么Amudpie.稀泥餡餅You'renevergonnagetadopted,Edith.沒(méi)人會(huì)來(lái)收養(yǎng)你的，伊迪斯，Youknowthat,don'tyou你知道這點(diǎn)，不是嗎Yeah,Iknow.是啊，我知道Good.很好So,howdiditgo,girlsDidwemeetourquotas生意如何，姑娘們達(dá)到標(biāo)準(zhǔn)（定額）了嗎Sortof.算是吧Wesold43mini-mints,30choco-swirlies,我們賣(mài)了43塊小薄荷糖，30塊可可曲奇and18coco-nutties.，18塊椰子餅干Okay.好吧Well,yousaythatlikeit'sagreatsaleday.嗯，你說(shuō)得像是今天做了幾筆大生意Lookatmyface!看看我的臉Doyoustillthinkit'sagreatsaleday你還覺(jué)得今天這幾筆生意就足夠了嗎Eighteencoco-nutties.18塊椰子餅干Ithinkwecandoalittlebetterthanthat,don'tyou我覺(jué)得我們還能賣(mài)的再多一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)，是嗎Yeah.Wewouldn'twanttospendtheweekendintheBoxofShame,是的.我們不想在羞羞盒里過(guò)周末，wouldweNo.是嗎當(dāng)然不想No,MissHattie.-不想哈蒂小姐Okay,good.Offyougo.Gocleansomethingofmine.好的，很好，你們走吧。幫我搞搞衛(wèi)生Hi,Penny.嗨，佩妮-Hi,guys.嗨，你們好Hello,Mom.Sorry,Imeanttocall,but...喂，媽?zhuān)姹福冶緛?lái)要給你打電話的?？墒?..Ijustwantedtocongratulateyouonstealingthepyramid.我只是想恭喜你偷了金字塔Thatwasyou,wasn'tit是你干的，不是嗎Orwasitavillainwho'sactuallysuccessful還是哪個(gè)真正成功的江洋大盜干的Justsoyouknow,Mom,Iamabouttodosomething我就要你知道，老媽?zhuān)乙プ鲆患hat'svery,verybig,veryimportant.非常，非常偉大，非常重要的事Whenyouhearaboutit,you'regoingtobeveryproud.等你聽(tīng)說(shuō)了，你會(huì)非常驕傲的Goodluckwiththat.Okay,I'moutofhere.那祝你好運(yùn)。好了，我掛了GrutoseeMr.Perkins.格魯求見(jiàn)珀金斯先生Yes,pleasehaveaseat.好的，請(qǐng)您先坐一下That'sonesmallstepforman,我邁出的一小步onegiantleapformankind.將是人類(lèi)的一大步Ma,somedayI'mgoingtogotothemoon.媽?zhuān)傆幸惶煳視?huì)登上月球的I'mafraidyou'retoolate,Son.恐怕你已經(jīng)太晚了，兒子NASAisn'tsendingthemonkeysanymore.美國(guó)宇航局已經(jīng)不送猴子上太空了Hey!I'mapplyingforanewvillainloan.嘿，我要申請(qǐng)一項(xiàng)新的大盜貸款。GobythenameofVector.借款人威克托It'samathematicalterm,這名字取義于一個(gè)數(shù)學(xué)術(shù)語(yǔ)aquantityrepresentedbyanarrow,由箭頭代表的數(shù)字，withbothdirectionandmagnitude.有方向和大小Vector!That'sme,就是矢量的意思!就是我causeI'mcommittingcrimes我的犯罪withbothdirectionandmagnitude.既引領(lǐng)方向又彰顯不朽Oh,yeah!哦，耶！Checkoutmynewweapon.給你看看我的新武器Piranhagun!Oh,yes!水虎魚(yú)手槍?zhuān)∨?，沒(méi)錯(cuò)！Fireslivepiranhas.Everseenonebefore發(fā)射活的水虎魚(yú)。見(jiàn)過(guò)嗎No,youhaven't.Iinventedit.不，你沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)。我發(fā)明的Doyouwantademonstration想看看演示嗎Shoot!Sodifficult,sometimes,...該死！還真難，偶爾啦，togetthepiranhabackinsideofmy把水虎魚(yú)給弄回來(lái)Mr.Gru,Mr.Perkinswillseeyounow.格魯先生珀金斯先生請(qǐng)您去見(jiàn)他So,allIneedismoneyfromthebanktobuildarocket.所以，我要的銀行的錢(qián)來(lái)建造火箭Andthen,themoonisours.然后呢，月球就是我們的了Wow!Well,verynicepresentation.哇噢，非常棒的演講I'dliketoseethisshrinkray.我想看看光束微縮器Absolutely!Willdo.SoonasIhaveit.當(dāng)然！沒(méi)問(wèn)題！到手就拿給你看Youdon'thaveit你還沒(méi)有Andyetyouhavetheaudacitytoaskthebankformoney膽就那么大來(lái)銀行要錢(qián)Apparently.顯然是的Doyouhaveanyidea你明白o(hù)fthecapitalthatthisbankhasinvestedinyou,Gru銀行給你投資了多少嗎，Withfartoofewofyoursinisterplotsactuallyturningaprofit.只有你那極少數(shù)的陰險(xiǎn)詭謀獲得了收益HowcanIputitLet'ssaythisappleisyou.要我怎么忍受呢好比這個(gè)蘋(píng)果是你Ifwedon'tstartgettingourmoneyback...如果我們不開(kāi)始收回我們的資金。。。Getthepicture想像到了吧Look,Gru,thepointis,聽(tīng)著格魯，重點(diǎn)在于，therearealotofnewvillainsoutthere,外面有很多的后起之秀youngerthanyou,hungrierthanyou,youngerthanyou.比你更年輕，比你饑渴，比你年輕LikethatyoungfellowouttherenamedVector.就像那個(gè)叫威克托的小伙子Hejuststoleapyramid!他才偷了一個(gè)金字塔！I'vegotit.I'vegotit.我明白了，我明白了So,asfarasgettingmoneyfortherocket...所以，至于貸款制造火箭。。。Gettheshrinkray,thenwe'lltalk.拿到光束微縮器再說(shuō)Suckers!Suckers!蠢貨蠢貨Wegotit!我們拿到它了！WhatHey!Hey!What!Hey!什么嘿!嘿!什么!嘿!No,no,no!不！不！不！You!你！Now,maybeyou'llthinktwicebeforeyoufreezesomeone'shead!再想冷凍別人的時(shí)候可要三思Solong,Gru!再會(huì)，格魯Quick!Wecan'tlethimgetaway!快點(diǎn)！我們不能讓他逃跑！Upahead!Upahead!Fire!Fire,now!向上！向上！開(kāi)火！開(kāi)火，快！Youmissedme!沒(méi)打中哦！Cometopapa!到爸爸這里來(lái)！Takethat.Howadorable.吃我一擊。太可愛(ài)了Gotyouinoursights!Liketakingcandyfroma...看到你了!就像拿一塊糖What什么Hey,Gru!Trythisonforsize!嘿格魯！嘗嘗這個(gè)！That'sweird.Whatisgoing...這真奇怪，發(fā)生什么。。。Thisisclaustrophobic!這是幽閉恐怖癥No,no,no!不，不，不！Toosmall!Thisistoosmallforme!太小了！這對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)太小了！Ihatethatguy!我恨死那家伙了！andpleasewatchoverus,請(qǐng)守護(hù)我們，andblessthatwe'llhaveagoodnight'ssleep.保佑我們睡個(gè)好覺(jué)Andblessthatwhilewe'resleeping,保佑我們?cè)谒X(jué)的時(shí)候，nobugswillcrawlintoourears沒(méi)有蟲(chóng)子爬到我們的耳朵里andlayeggsinourbrains.然后在我們的腦子里下蛋Great.Thanksforthatimage,Edith.太棒了。謝謝你描述這個(gè)景象，伊迪斯Andpleaseblessthatsomeonewilladoptussoon,保佑盡快有人領(lǐng)養(yǎng)我們andthatthemommyanddaddywillbenice而且爸爸媽媽是好人andhaveapetunicorn.然后有個(gè)寵物獨(dú)角獸Amen.阿門(mén)*Unicorns,Ilovethem.Unicorns,Ilovethem**獨(dú)角獸我愛(ài)獨(dú)角獸，我愛(ài)它們**Uni,uni,unicornsIlovethem**獨(dú)角，獨(dú)角，獨(dú)角獸，我愛(ài)你們**Uni,unicorns,Icouldpetone**獨(dú)角，獨(dú)角獸，我可以養(yǎng)一個(gè)**Iftheywerereallyreal**如果它們真的是真的**Andtheyare**而且它們是真的**So,IboughtonesoIcouldpetit**于是，我買(mǎi)一個(gè)。于是我養(yǎng)者它**Nowitlovesme.NowIloveit**現(xiàn)在它喜歡我，我也喜歡它*Don'tyou...Whatthe...你不什么Goodluck,littlegirls!祝你們好運(yùn)，小女孩們！Whoa!Cool.哇噢！酷Hi!We'reorphansfromMissHattie'sHomeforGirls.你好！我們是哈蒂小姐少女收容站的孤兒Idon'tcare.Beatit!-我不在乎，滾開(kāi)!Comeon!-拜托了！We'resellingcookies我們?cè)谫u(mài)餅干,so,youknow,wecanhaveabetterfuture.能有個(gè)更好的未來(lái)Wait,wait!Doyouhavecoco-nutties-等下，等下！你有椰果味的嗎Yeah.-是的Lightbulb.有主意了DrNefario!納法尼奧博士I'mgoingtoneedadozentinyrobotsdisguisedascookies!我需要一些小機(jī)器人偽裝的餅干！WhatCookierobots!-什么-機(jī)器人餅干！Whoisthis-你是誰(shuí)Oh,forgetit.-哦，算了吧Well,itappearsyouhaveclearedourbackgroundcheck,看起來(lái)你已經(jīng)通過(guò)了我們的背景核對(duì)DrGru.格魯醫(yī)生AndIseeyouhavemadealist我發(fā)現(xiàn)你列出了一個(gè)ofsomeofyourpersonalachievements.關(guān)于你個(gè)人成就的表格Thankyouforthat.Ilovereading.謝謝你，我很愿意看看AndIseeyouhavebeengiventheMedalofHonor我發(fā)現(xiàn)你被授予了榮譽(yù)勛章andaknighthood.和騎士身份Youhadyourowncookingshow你有你自己的廚藝秀節(jié)目andyoucanholdyourbreathfor30seconds而且你可以憋氣30秒It'snotthatimpressive.沒(méi)什么了不起Idiot!傻瓜！Fight!Fight!Fight!Fight!打!打!打!Whatinthenameof...What這亂七八糟的都是些...什么Well,here'sthedealio.好吧，是這么回事Thingshavebeensolonelysincemywife,自從我的妻子Debbie,passedon.黛比，去世后，一切都是那么孤單It'slikemyheartisatooth,我的心就就好比牙齒一樣andit'sgotacavitythatcanonlybefilledwithchildren.有一個(gè)蛀洞，只有用孩子才能填滿(mǎn)它I'msorry.對(duì)不起Youareabeautifulwoman.DoyouspeakSpanish你是一個(gè)漂亮的女士。你會(huì)說(shuō)西班牙語(yǔ)嗎DoIlooklikeIspeakSpanish我看起來(lái)像會(huì)說(shuō)西班牙語(yǔ)嗎Youhaveafacecomounburro.你有一個(gè)驢臉Well,thankyou!謝謝你！Anyway,canweproceedwiththisadoption總之，我們能繼續(xù)進(jìn)行領(lǐng)養(yǎng)手續(xù)了嗎So,soexcited!太，太興奮了！PleasetellMargo,EdithandAgnestocometothelobby.請(qǐng)讓瑪戈伊迪斯和阿格蕾絲來(lái)大廳Ibetthemomisbeautiful!我打賭媽媽很漂亮！Ibetthedaddy'seyessparkle.我打賭爸爸的眼睛會(huì)閃爍發(fā)光IbettheirhouseismadeofGummiBears.我打賭他們的房子一定是橡皮糖熊熊做的I'mjustsayingit'dbenice.我只是說(shuō)它肯定會(huì)很好Mycaterpillarneverturnedintoabutterfly.我的毛毛蟲(chóng)永遠(yuǎn)變成不了蝴蝶That'saCheeto.那是個(gè)爆米花Well,Debbiewasaveryluckywoman.好吧，黛比是一個(gè)很幸運(yùn)的女人Who'sDebbie黛比是誰(shuí)Yourwife.你妻子Hi,girls!嗨，女孩們Girls,IwantyoutomeetMr.Gru.女孩們，你們來(lái)見(jiàn)見(jiàn)格魯先生He'sgoingtoadoptyou.他將會(huì)收養(yǎng)你們Andhe'sadentist!他是一個(gè)牙醫(yī)！Hi.I'mMargo.ThisisEdith.嗨我是瑪戈這是伊迪斯Andthat'sAgnes.那是阿格蕾絲Igotyourleg,Igotyourleg!我抓住你的腿了，我抓住你的腿了！Okay,thatisenough,littlegirl.好吧，夠了，小丫頭Letgoofmyleg.Comeon.Youcandoit.放開(kāi)我的腿，快點(diǎn)你可以做到的。Higher!Higher!高點(diǎn)高點(diǎn)!Justreleaseyourgrip.Wow!放松一點(diǎn)，哇哦！HowdoyouremovethemIsthereacommand怎樣能拿開(kāi)她需要一個(gè)指令嗎Somenonstickspray不粘噴霧Crowbar撬棍Okay,girls,let'sgo.好了女孩們?cè)蹅兂霭l(fā)Oh,yeah!哦，耶!Prettyimpressive!太棒了！Whatareyoulookingat你在看什么呢Boo-ya！Yougotshrunk,tinymouthwash!卟呀！你被縮小了，小漱口水！Takethat!接招吧！Youdonebeenshrunk!你被縮小了！Hello喂Igottheshrinkray,allright.我拿到光束微縮器了，好的No,I'mnotplayingwithit.不是，我沒(méi)拿它玩Gru格魯Don'tmakemelaugh!No.別逗我笑了!不.,heisnotgettingthemoon,還有，他不會(huì)得到月亮andbythetimeI'mdonewithhim,還還有，當(dāng)我解決他的時(shí)候he'sgonnabebeggingformercy.他會(huì)乞求我的憐憫Okay,bye.好吧，再見(jiàn)Lookatyou,alittletinytoiletforalittletinybaby...看看你，小寶寶專(zhuān)用的小馬桶。。。Curseyou,tinytoilet!詛咒你，小馬桶！Okay,hereweare.好了我們到了Home，sweethome.甜蜜的家啊So,thisis,like,yourhouse所以，這就是，貌似，你的房子Waitasec...等一下。。。You'retheguywhopretendedhewasarecordedmessage!你就是假裝成錄音信息的那個(gè)人！No,thatwassomeoneelse.不，那是別人CanIholdyourhand我能抓著你的手嗎No.不行Whenwegotadoptedbyabaldguy,當(dāng)我們被一個(gè)光頭收養(yǎng)的候Ithoughtthis'dbemorelikeAnnie.，我認(rèn)為這更像安妮(源自著名漫畫(huà)"孤女安妮")No,hey!不，嘿！Kyle,thesearenottreats.Theseareguests.凱爾這些不是食物。這些是我們的客人Girls,thisisKyle,mydog.女孩們，這是凱爾，我的狗Fluffydoggy!毛毛狗Whatkindofdogisthat這是什么品種的狗Heisa...Idon'tknow.他是...我不知道Doyoureallythink你真的認(rèn)為thatthisisanappropriateplaceforlittlekids這里對(duì)于小孩子合適嗎'Causeit'snot.因?yàn)樗缓线mNo!No!Stayawayfromthere!不！不！離那遠(yuǎn)一點(diǎn)！It'sfragile.太脆弱了Well,Isupposetheplanwillworkwithtwo.好吧，我認(rèn)為這計(jì)劃由兩個(gè)人才能完成Hey!It'sdarkinhere.嘿！里面太黑了Itpokedaholeinmyjuicebox.它把我的飲料包扎了一個(gè)洞Asyoucansee,你們可以看見(jiàn)Ihaveprovidedeverythingachildmightneed.我提供了一個(gè)小孩需要的所有東西Allright.好了Okay.AsIwassaying...Hey!好的，我在說(shuō)。。。嘿!Somebodybrokethat.有人把它打碎了Okay,okay.Clearly,weneedtosetsomerules.好吧，好吧。很明顯，我們需要建立些規(guī)則了Rulenumberone.Youwillnottouchanything.第一條,你們不能碰任何東西Whataboutthefloor那么地板呢Yes,youmaytouchthefloor.是的，你們可以接觸地板Whatabouttheair那么空氣呢Yes,youmaytouchtheair!是的，你們可以接觸空氣Whataboutthis那這個(gè)呢Wheredidyougetthat你在哪找到它的Foundit.就看見(jiàn)了Okay.Rulenumbertwo.YouwillnotbothermewhileI'mworking.第二條，工作時(shí)不許打擾我Rulenumberthree.第三條Youwillnotcryorwhineorlaughorgiggle你們不許哭不許抱怨不許大笑不許咯咯笑orsneezeorburporfart!打噴嚏打嗝放屁都不行!So,no,no,noannoyingsounds.Allright所以，不準(zhǔn)，不準(zhǔn)發(fā)出討人厭的聲音好嗎Doesthiscountasannoying這個(gè)聲音算討厭嗎Very!非常討厭Iwillseeyouinsixhours.6個(gè)小時(shí)后見(jiàn)Okay,don'tworry.Everything'sgoingtobefine.好了別擔(dān)心一切都會(huì)好起來(lái)的We'regonnabereallyhappyhere.RightAgnes我們?cè)谶@會(huì)非常高興的對(duì)嗎阿格蕾絲Question.Whatarethese提個(gè)問(wèn)題這些是什么Adozenboogierobots!Boogie!一群舞蹈機(jī)器人跳舞吧Lookatthis.Watchme!瞧好了看我的Cookierobots.Isaidcookierobots.餅干機(jī)器人我說(shuō)的是餅干機(jī)器人Whyareyousoold你是老糊涂了吧Okay.I'monit.好吧我來(lái)搞定Hello有人嗎TV!電視Whatisthat那是啥Lookatthat!Thatiscool!快看!太酷了Comeon!快來(lái)Idon'tthinkhe'sadentist.我覺(jué)得他不是牙醫(yī)We'vebeenworkingonthisforawhile.我們研究這個(gè)有一陣時(shí)間了It'saanti-gravityserum.這是抗重力漿Imeanttoclosethat.He'llbeallright,I'msure.我本來(lái)想把那個(gè)關(guān)上的他會(huì)有沒(méi)事的，我確定Dotheeffectswearoff-藥效會(huì)消失嗎Sofar,no.No,theydon't.-目前看來(lái)還不會(huì)，不，還不會(huì)消失Andhere,ofcourse,isthenewweaponyouordered.這個(gè)，當(dāng)然啦，是你新訂做的新武器No,no.不不Isaid"dartgun",not...Okay.我說(shuō)的是飛鏢手槍不是...好吧Oh,yes.'CauseIwaswondering噢，對(duì)嘛，我還在想underwhatcircumstanceswouldweusethis什么情況下我們會(huì)用這種槍But,anyway.不過(guò)，沒(méi)事的WhatIreallywantedtoshowyouwasthis.我真正想給你秀一下的是這個(gè)Nowthosearecookierobots!那些才是真正的餅干機(jī)器人！La,la,la,laIloveunicorns啦啦啦啦我愛(ài)獨(dú)角獸Whatareyoudoinghere你們?cè)谶@干什么Itoldyoutostayinthekitchen!我告訴過(guò)你們待在廚房里的Wegotbored.Whatisthisplace我們太無(wú)聊了，這是什么地方CanIdrinkthis我能喝這個(gè)嗎Doyouwanttoexplode你想被爆炸嗎Gru!格魯!Getbackinthekitchen!回廚房里去Willyouplaywithus你能和我們一起玩玩嗎No.不Why為什么呢BecauseI'mbusy.因?yàn)槲以诿oingwhat忙什么Okay,okay,yougotme.好吧好吧你贏了Thedentistthingismoreofahobby.牙醫(yī)是愛(ài)好Inreallife,Iamaspy.現(xiàn)實(shí)生活中，我是個(gè)間諜Anditistopsecret,andyoumaynottellanybody,這可是高級(jí)機(jī)密你不能告訴任何人becauseifyoudo...因?yàn)槿绻愀?Whatdoesthisdo這是做什么的Hey!嘿!Oops哎呀Myunicorn!我的獨(dú)角獸Youhavetofixit.你得修好它FixitLook,ithasbeendisintegrated.修好聽(tīng)著，它已經(jīng)被粉碎了。Bydefinition,itcannotbefixed.也就是說(shuō)，它修不好了That'sfreakingmeout.Whatisshedoing真嚇人，她在干什么She'sgonnaholdherbreathuntilshegetsanewone.你要是不給她個(gè)新的，她就會(huì)一直憋下去Itisjustatoy.Nowstopit!那就是個(gè)玩具。停下來(lái)！Okay,okay!I'llfixit!好吧，好吧！我會(huì)修好它的！Tim!Mark!Phil!蒂姆馬克菲爾!Thisisveryimportant.這件事非常重要Youhavetogetthelittlegirlanewunicorntoy.你們得給這個(gè)小丫頭弄到一個(gè)新的獨(dú)角獸玩具Hey,hey,hey!Atoy!嘿嘿嘿！一個(gè)玩具！Go,andhurry!去吧，快點(diǎn)！Whatarethose它們是誰(shuí)Theyaremycousins.他們是我的堂兄弟Jerry!Stuart!杰瑞斯圖爾特！Watchthem,andkeepthemawayfromme,please.看好她們讓她們離我遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)拜托了Itwasyourcousin'sidea.是你堂兄弟出的點(diǎn)子What什么Okay,bedtime.好吧該睡覺(jué)了Notyoutwo!不是你們倆Okey-dokey.Beddie-bye.Alltuckedin.Sweetdreams.好了晚安都回被窩去做個(gè)美夢(mèng)Justsoyouknow,你知道you'renevergonnabemydad.你永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)成為我的爸爸IthinkIcanlivewiththat.我想我能受得了Arethesebedsmadeoutofbombs這些床是用炸彈做成的嗎Yes,buttheyareveryoldandhighlyunlikelytoblowup.不過(guò)它們已經(jīng)老到幾乎無(wú)法爆炸了Buttrynottotossandturn.但是別在床上來(lái)回翻身Cool.酷斃了Willyoureadusabedtimestory你能給我們念睡前故事嗎No.不Butwecan'tgotosleepwithoutabedtimestory.但是我們不聽(tīng)故事就睡不著覺(jué)呢Well,thenit'sgoingtobealongnightforyou,isn'tit那對(duì)你來(lái)說(shuō)這將是一個(gè)漫長(zhǎng)的夜晚，不是嗎So,goodnight,sleeptight,anddon'tletthebedbugsbite.晚安，睡個(gè)好覺(jué)，別被臭蟲(chóng)咬醒了Becausethereareliterallythousandsofthem.因?yàn)檫@有成千上萬(wàn)的臭蟲(chóng)Andthere'sprobablysomethinginyourcloset.而且你們的壁櫥里也許還藏著什么哦He'sjustkidding,Agnes.他開(kāi)玩笑的，阿格蕾絲It'sbeautiful.好漂亮哦Girls,let'sgo.女孩們，我們走Timetodeliverthecookies!送餅干的時(shí)間到了！Okay.Butfirst,we'regoingtodanceclass.好的，不過(guò)首先，我們要去上舞蹈課Actually,we'regoingtohavetoskipthedanceclasstoday.事實(shí)上，我們今天要翹掉舞蹈課了Actually,wecan'tskipthedanceclasstoday.事實(shí)上，我們今天不能逃舞蹈課Wehaveabigrecitalcomingup.馬上有個(gè)表演We'redoinganexcerptfromSwanLake.我們要跳一段天鵝湖Yeah,SwanLake!-是哦，天鵝湖！That'sfantastic.Wonderful.那真是好極了，太棒了Butwe'regoingtodelivercookies!Comeon!但是我們還是要去送餅干！來(lái)吧！No.不No不We'renotgoingtodelivercookiesuntilwedodanceclass.不讓我們上舞蹈課，我們不會(huì)去送餅干Really真的Well,Iamnotdrivingyoutodanceclass.好吧，我是不會(huì)送你們?nèi)ド衔璧刚n的Soifyouwanttogo,所以你們要是想去的話youaregoingtohavetowalkyourselves.就得自己走著去Whatareyoudoing你在做什么Walkingtodanceclass.走路去舞蹈班YaOkay,fine.是嗎好吧，很好Youjustkeepwalking,你們接著走becauseI'mreallynotdrivingyou!因?yàn)槲艺娴牟粫?huì)開(kāi)車(chē)送你們?nèi)サ腛kay.很好You'regoingtosufferthewrathofGru!你們會(huì)受到格魯式憤怒的折磨的Seriously,I'mgoingtocounttothree!說(shuō)真的我數(shù)到3Andyouhadbetterbeinthiscar!你們最好都給我到車(chē)上去Herewego!One!Two!我開(kāi)始數(shù)了1！2！three,fourandfive.345.Andlift,andstretch.抬腿，繃腳尖Andone,andtwo...12Hereyougo.給你這個(gè)Whatisit這是什么Yourtickettothedancerecital.Youarecoming,right去舞蹈表演的門(mén)票你會(huì)來(lái)的，對(duì)嗎Ofcourse,ofcourse.當(dāng)然當(dāng)然IhavepinsandneedlesthatI'msittingon.我在這真是如坐針氈Pinkiepromise拉鉤鉤Oh,yes.Mypinkiepromises.噢，是的，我拉鉤保證Allright.OurfirstcustomerisamannamedVector.好的我們的第一個(gè)顧客叫威克托Buthe'saV.但他是V開(kāi)頭的Youknow,we'resupposedtostartwiththeA's.你知道的，我們應(yīng)該從A開(kāi)頭的顧客開(kāi)始ThenwegototheB's.Thenwe...接著我們?nèi)開(kāi)頭的顧客接著我們...Yes,yes!Iwenttokindergarten.是的是的我上過(guò)幼兒園Iknowhowthealphabetworks!我知道字母表是怎么回事Iwasjustthinking我只是在想thatitmightbenicetodeliverMr.Vector'sfirst.或許先給威克托先生送餅干也不賴(lài)Thatisall.就是這樣Almostover.It'salmostover.快結(jié)束了這快結(jié)束了Girls,welcomebacktothefortressofVector-tude!女孩們，歡迎回到威克托的城堡Doyouhavemycookiesforme你們有我要的餅干嗎Fourboxesofmini-mints,twotoffeetotes,4箱迷你薄荷糖2箱奶糖twocaramelclumpiesandfifteenboxesofcoco-nutties.2箱焦糖和15箱椰子糖Exactly.非常準(zhǔn)確.I'dliketoseesomebodyelseorderthatmanycookies.我想知道還有誰(shuí)定這么多的餅干Notlikely.不可能的Nameonepersonwhoorderedmorecookiesthanme.說(shuō)一個(gè)比我訂餅干還多的人的名字That'llbe$52.總共是52美元Right.正確Seven,eight,nine...789TicTacs!WherewasI嘀嗒！我數(shù)到哪了！Seven,eight,nine...789Whyareyouwearingpajamas為什么你穿睡衣呢Thesearen'tpajamas!這不是睡衣！Thisisawarm-upsuit.這是套保暖服Whatareyouwarmingupfor你要給什么保暖Stuff.東西Whatsortofstuff什么樣的東西Super-coolstuffyouwouldn'tunderstand.超級(jí)酷的東西你們不會(huì)懂的Likesleeping就像睡覺(jué)一樣嗎Theyarenotpajamas!它們不是睡衣!Hereyougo,52bigones.給你的，52塊大鈔Bye!再見(jiàn)Comeon!使勁Whatthe...Quietdown,fish.安靜下來(lái)，魚(yú)Down,boy.Wedidit!Comeongirls,let’sgo.我們成功了，走吧，女孩子們Butwhatabouttheotherpeoplewhoorderedcookies其余那些訂了餅干的人，怎么辦呢Lifeisfullofdisappointments.Forsomepeople.對(duì)于一些人，生活總是充滿(mǎn)了失望Don’tdothat.別那樣SuperSillyFunLand!CanwegoPlease超級(jí)愚樂(lè)園，讓我們?nèi)グ?，求求你了No.不Butwe’veneverbeen!Andit’sthefunnestplaceonearth!我們從來(lái)沒(méi)有去過(guò)。它是世界上最好玩的地方Don’tcare.不在乎pleaseWe’llneveraskforanythingelseeveragain!please求求你了，我們以后什么都不要了。Comeon.求求你了Lightbulb.好主意Goodbye.Havefun.再見(jiàn)，玩得愉快Uh,Sorrydude.Theycan'tridewithoutanadult.伙計(jì)，她們不能獨(dú)自乘坐，除非有大人陪著WhatUgh.什么Ohmygoshlookatthatfluffyunicorn!天哪，看看那只毛茸茸的獨(dú)角獸He’ssofluffyI’mgonnadie!它是如此的毛茸茸，我愛(ài)死它了Yougottaletusplayforit.你必須讓我們玩這個(gè)No,no,no.不Comeon!拜托了Howmuchforthefluffyunicorn這個(gè)毛毛獨(dú)角獸多少錢(qián)Well...itisnotforsale.這個(gè)不賣(mài)Butallyougottadotowinit為了贏得它，你必須isknockdownthatlittlespaceshipthere.擊倒那個(gè)小宇宙飛船，It’seasy!很容易Again!再來(lái)一次Wait!等下Ahcomeon.Onemoretime.拜托了，再來(lái)一次Justonemore!Iaccidentallyclosedmyeyes!再來(lái)一次，我碰巧閉眼了Ihitit,Ihitit!DidyouseethatIhitit!我打到它了，你看到了嗎Thatwascool!酷Whoa,whoa,whoa...WhatwasthatShehitthat!怎么回事她打到了。Isawthatwithmyowneyes!我親眼看到了Hey,buddy.Letmeexplainsomethingtoyou.伙計(jì)，讓我解釋一下Youseethatlittletinspaceship你看到那個(gè)小的錫制的宇宙飛船了嗎Youseehowit’snotknockedover你看到了，它沒(méi)有被打翻Doyouknowwhatthatmeans,professor你明白這意味著什么，教授ItmeansyouDON’TGETTHEUNICORN!它意味著，你不能得到這個(gè)獨(dú)角獸Someone’sgotafrownyface.愁眉苦臉Betterlucknexttime!下一次，好運(yùn)氣Okay,myturn.輪到我了Knockedover.打翻了IT’SSOFLUFFY!它是如此的毛茸茸Thatwasawesome!太幫了Youblewupthewholething!你把它全部炸毀了Let’sgodestroyanothergame!讓我們?nèi)ゴ輾乱粋€(gè)游戲Gru,doyoumindifIhadaquickword你不介意我說(shuō)一句吧Okay,girls,goplay.女孩子們，去玩吧IgottheShrinkRay.我得到了縮小射線Cottoncandy棉花糖Wehavetwelvedaysuntilthemoonisinoptimumposition.我們剩12天的時(shí)間，月亮就到了最佳位置Wecan’taffordanydistractions.我們經(jīng)不起任何干擾GetmePerkins.給我連線perkins。SorrytobotheryouMr.Perkins,抱歉打擾你butIfiguredthatyouwouldwanttoseethis.我想你應(yīng)該愿意看看這個(gè)What什么Welldone,Gru.Ratherimpressive.干得好，格魯。令人印象深刻N(yùn)owtherestoftheplanissimple.現(xiàn)在，剩下的計(jì)劃就很簡(jiǎn)單了Iflytothemoon.Ishrinkthemoon.Igrabthemoon.我飛到了月亮，我縮小了月亮，我拿到了月亮Isitonthetoilet.What我坐在馬桶上Sorry,sorry,wouldyouexcusemeforjustonesecond抱歉，我離開(kāi)一下Itoldyounottotouchmythings.我告訴過(guò)你們，不要碰我的東西Itoldyou,Itoldyou,Itoldyouathousandtimes!我說(shuō)過(guò)一千遍了Hey

can

we

order

pizza

披薩

Pizza

You

just

had

lunch.你們剛吃過(guò)午飯Not

now

for

dinner.我們是說(shuō)晚餐Dinner

晚餐Just...

Fine

fine

fine

whatever.

行行行隨便你們

Just

get

back

in

there!快回去Can

we

get

stuffed

crust

能點(diǎn)芝心披薩嗎Stuffed

crust!

芝心的I'll

stuff

you

all

in

the

crust!

我把你們都塞進(jìn)披薩里

You're

funny!

你真幽默Just

don't

come

out

of

that

room

again!

呆在房間里別亂跑All

right.

好了Sorry

about

that.

Where

were

we

很抱歉。說(shuō)到哪兒了You

were

sitting

on

the

toilet.

你坐在馬桶上No

no

no!

No

I'm

sorry.

It

was

a

little

attempt

at

humor.

不不，很抱歉。我只是想搞搞氣氛I

know

how

much

you

like

to

laugh

...inside.我知道您內(nèi)心其實(shí)特悶騷Now

I

was

saying...我想說(shuō)的是You

don't

seem

terribly

focused

Gru.

你不是很專(zhuān)心啊，格魯Believe

me

I

am

completely

focused.

相信我我全神貫注呢Hello!

你好

What

怎么回事That

guy

is

huge!

這家伙塊頭真大

Are

we

on

TV

我們上電視了

What

are

those

那是什么

Children

孩子嗎What

are

you

doing

I

told

you

to

stay

out

of

here!

你們?cè)诟墒裁次易屇銈儎e進(jìn)來(lái)

No

no

no!

別別別Freeze

ray!

冷凍光Mr.

Gru

格魯先生Okay.

沒(méi)事As

I

was

saying...

正如我所說(shuō)No

need

to

continue.

I've

seen

quite

enough.

不用說(shuō)了，夠了But

my

plan.但我的計(jì)劃，Is

a

great

plan.是個(gè)絕妙的計(jì)劃I

love

everything

about

your

plan

except

for

one

thing.You.

我很欣賞你的計(jì)劃除了一點(diǎn),

就是你Look

Mom

I

drew

a

picture

of

me

landing

on

the

moon!

媽媽我畫(huà)了張我登月的畫(huà)Look

Mom

I

made

a

prototype

of

the

rocket

out

of

macaroni!

媽媽我用通心粉做了個(gè)火箭原型Look

Mom

I

made

a

real

rocket

based

on

the

macaroni

prototype!

媽媽我依照模型做了個(gè)真火箭

I

don't

understand.

我沒(méi)聽(tīng)懂Let's

face

reality

Gru.

面對(duì)現(xiàn)實(shí)吧格魯You've

been

at

this

for

far

too

long

with

far

too

little

success.你在這行那么久，鮮有成就We're

gonna

put

our

faith

our

money

into

a我們決定將錢(qián)和信心投資在Well

a

younger

villain.

年輕的神偷身上But

I...

但我It's

over.

Goodbye

Gru.

到此為止吧。再見(jiàn)格魯Now

I

know

there

have

been

some

rumors

going

around

我知道最近謠言盛行that

the

bank

is

no

longer

funding

us.

說(shuō)銀行不再給我們貸款Well

I

am

here

to

put

those

rumors

to

rest.

我是來(lái)澄清這些謠言的They

are

true.

謠言是真的In

terms

of

money,we

have

no

money.

至于資金問(wèn)題,我們沒(méi)錢(qián)了So

how

will

we

get

to

the

moon

那我們?cè)趺瓷显虑蚰豑he

answer

is

clear.

We

won't.

答案很簡(jiǎn)單,我們上不了.We

are

doomed.

我們玩完了Now

would

probably

be

a

good

time

to

look

for

other

employment

options.

現(xiàn)在應(yīng)該趁早跳槽了I

know.

我知道I

have

fired

up

my

resume

我準(zhǔn)備好簡(jiǎn)歷了as

I

suggest

that

all

of

you

do

as

well.

我建議你們也趁早準(zhǔn)備What

is

it

干什么Can't

you

see

that

I

am

in

the

middle

of

a

pep

talk

沒(méi)見(jiàn)我正在講話嗎Yes!

Yes

we

will

build

our

own

rocket沒(méi)錯(cuò),沒(méi)錯(cuò)我們制造自己的火箭using

this

and

whatever

else

we

can

find!用能獲得的一切資源

Grab

everything!

一切資源,Hit

the

junkyards!

Take

apart

the

cars!

廢物回收,把車(chē)拆了Who

needs

the

bank

我們不需要銀行

Let's

go.

Let's

go!

快點(diǎn)快點(diǎn)Mom!

What

are

you

doing

here

媽你在這干嘛And

here

he

is

in

the

bathtub.

這張他在浴缸里L(fēng)ook

at

his

little

buns.

看看他的小屁屁Mom.

Not

cool.

媽,這不好玩And

here

he's

all

dressed

up

in

his

Sunday

best.

這張，他穿著他最好的衣服He

looks

like

a

girl!看上去像個(gè)女孩Yes，

he

does.

An

ugly

girl!

沒(méi)錯(cuò)一個(gè)丑丫頭You're

funny!

你真可愛(ài)Yes!

Mine's

shaped

like

a

dead

guy!

太棒了這形狀像個(gè)死人Mr.

Perkins,your

son

is

here.博金斯先生，您兒子來(lái)了Send

him

in.

讓他進(jìn)來(lái)Hey

Dad.

老爸You

wanted

to

see

me

你找我Yes

I

did

Victor.

沒(méi)錯(cuò)維克多I

am

not

Victor

any

more.

我已經(jīng)改名了Victor

was

my

nerd

name.

Now

I

am

Vector!

那是我過(guò)去的名字，現(xiàn)在我叫VectorSit

down!

給我坐下Do

you

know

where

the

shrink

ray

is

你知道微縮光在哪里嗎Duh!

Back

at

my

place.

當(dāng)然，在我家呢Oh

is

that

right

Back

at

your

place

That's

cool.

是嗎在你家有意思I

guess

Gru

must

just

have

one

that

looks

exactly

like

it!我猜格魯那個(gè)一定是個(gè)山寨的What

the...

什么Those

girls

sold

me

cookies!

我從那些丫頭那買(mǎi)餅干了Do

you

have

any

idea

how

lucrative

this

moon

heist

could

be

你知道掠奪月球計(jì)劃有多賺錢(qián)嗎I

give

you

the

opportunity

of

a

lifetime

我把大好機(jī)會(huì)放在你面前and

you

just

blow

it!

你卻搞砸了No

I

didn't.

我沒(méi)有

Oh

really

是嗎You

just

wait

until

Gru

sees

my

latest

weapon.

格魯還沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)我的最新武器呢Squid-launcher!

Oh

yeah!

烏賊槍There's

a

squid

on

my

face!

我被烏賊襲擊了Don't

worry.

別擔(dān)心The

moon

is

as

good

as

ours.

月球是我們的囊中之物了Come

on

now

it's

bedtime.

該睡覺(jué)啦Did

you

brush

your

teeth

刷牙了嗎Let

me

smell.

Let

me

smell.讓我聞聞You

did

not!你沒(méi)刷牙Put

on

your

PGs.

Hold

still.

Okay

seriously!

快換睡衣,別動(dòng),聽(tīng)話Seriously!

我是認(rèn)真的This

is

beddie-bye

time

right

now.該睡覺(jué)了

I'm

not

kidding

around.

I

mean

it!

But

we're

not

tired!

我們還不困呢Well

I

am

tired.

我困了W