初中英語課件英漢對照小幽默.doc

1、初中英語課件英漢對照小幽默英漢對照小幽默 1.Half or Five Tenths?Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?Gerald: I#;d much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose too much jue when you cut the orange into five tenths.半個還是十分之五 老師：你愿意要半個柑橘，還是十分之五個柑

2、橘？杰拉得：我寧可要半個。老師：仔細(xì)想想，說出理由來。杰拉得：因為你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就損失太多了。2.The plural Form of “Child”Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?Tom: Men.Teacher: Good.And the plural of child?Tom: Ts.“孩子”的復(fù)數(shù)形式老師：湯姆，男人這個詞的復(fù)數(shù)形式是什么？湯姆：男人們。老師：答得好。那孩子的復(fù)數(shù)形式呢？湯姆：雙胞胎。3.EssayTeacher had set his class an essay in “A Game of Crke

3、t”.After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home.His essay read: “Rain sped play.”作文老師給學(xué)生出了個作文題：“一場板球賽”。兩分鐘后，西蒙。斯蒂爾交了作文，老師允許他回家了。他在作文上寫道：“下雨，比賽終止?！?.When Do People Talk Least?Student A: When do people talk least?Student B: In February.Student A: Why?Student B: Because

4、February is the shortest month of a year.人們什么時候說話最少？學(xué)生甲：人們在什么時候說話最少？學(xué)生乙：在二月。學(xué)生甲：為什么呢？學(xué)生乙：因為二月是一年中最短的一個月。5.All Ecept the MusA keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classal mus, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.To make the occasion even more memorable, she

5、 treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and es.Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, “Have you enjoyed yourself today?”“Oh, yes, miss!” said Sally, “It was lovely.All ecept the mus, that is.”除了音樂一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學(xué)生多了解一點優(yōu)秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎？”“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好?！盬ho Discovered Australia?6.Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.Johnny: It#;s there, sir.Teacher: That#;s right.Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?Sammy: Johnny, sir